Summer Transfer Window 2023

[Saint_lambden]

1 minute ago, James said:

Odds on Roberts scoring against us on Sat?

Pretty high as he's injured for a couple of weeks. 

[OldNick]

2 minutes ago, Saint Scott said:

If Roberts is off as reported I wonder if Wilcox will spring a surprise later this evening if Sulemana ends up leaving as expected.

A mystery deal sheet on the horizon...

Turkish has your crystal ball gone on the blink

[saintant]

2 minutes ago, James said:

Odds on Roberts scoring against us on Sat?

Nil, I thought he was out with a hamstring injury? Maybe he's passed a late medical.

[Ivan Katalinic's 'tache]

Just now, saintant said:

Nil, I thought he was out with a hamstring injury? Maybe he's passed a late medical.

Have we Google searched "injured players at Sunderland" and put bids in for any we've identified?

[Saint Scott]

1 minute ago, OldNick said:

Turkish has your crystal ball gone on the blink

The CoT took offence to my yawning sloth gif and have scarpered 

[OldNick]

Blackmore saying no hitches in the Stewart deal at 4-41

[Lord Duckhunter]

5 minutes ago, Saint_Ash said:

 

If it was progressing as I’d expect,  Wilcox would be on the phone to the scouting team right now. 

 

” I said Ross Stewart you fucking clown”. 
 

 

 

 

 

 

[Turkish]

3 minutes ago, OldNick said:

Turkish has your crystal ball gone on the blink

 

make of this what you will

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Saint Scott]

 

[Verbal]

6 minutes ago, OldNick said:

Turkish has your crystal ball gone on the blink

Yep, it's gone the same way as the other one.

[manji]

59 minutes ago, Saint Matty 76 said:

 

A fine time to give up crack, heroin, alcohol. Krokodil

[Saint NL]

2 minutes ago, Turkish said:

 

make of this what you will

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This one is hot off the press, glad you're here to keep breaking these stories for us

[Turkish]

38 minutes ago, Saint Scott said:

The CoT took offence to my yawning sloth gif and have scarpered 

all the abuse the CoT have had during the transfer window and when you really want some reliable information we have made the decision to keep our cards close to our chest. You've only got yourself to blame, you could know EXACTLY what has been going instead youre left to cling onto every twitter chancer.

#cutofyournosetospiteyourface

#allyourownfault

#bewareoffalseprophets

#jokesonyou

Edited 1 September, 2023 by Turkish

[Maggie May]

6 minutes ago, Lord Duckhunter said:

If it was progressing as I’d expect,  Wilcox would be on the phone to the scouting team right now. 

 

” I said Ross Stewart you fucking clown”. 
 

 

 

 

 

 

Hello dad!!

[gio1saints]

Ross. Stew. Art. 

[miserableoldgit]

Just now, gio1saints said:

Ross. Stew. Art. 

Wow......that came out of nowhere!! How does the CoT do it??😵

[Ralph Fastenbüttl]

1 minute ago, gio1saints said:

Ross. Stew. Art. 

Well done.

[Convict Colony]

4 minutes ago, manji said:

A fine time to give up crack, heroin, alcohol. Krokodil

Hahahaha old school russian drug of choice

[Convict Colony]

8 minutes ago, Turkish said:

 

make of this what you will

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Move to Scotland, eat this shit and get to bang this bird ? 

[Saint Scott]

1 minute ago, gio1saints said:

Ross. Stew. Art. 

Yep. Cheers for clearing that one up @Turkish

[Holmes_and_Watson]

2 minutes ago, gio1saints said:

Ross. Stew. Art. 

Well, while you wait for that, I will be welcoming River Casserole-Dish to the club to get us those promotion goals!

[miserableoldgit]

Just now, Holmes_and_Watson said:

Well, while you wait for that, I will be welcoming River Casserole-Dish to the club to get us those promotion goals!

Yet another hypenated name!!

Edited 1 September, 2023 by miserableoldgit

[SherborneSaint]

https://theathletic.com/live-blogs/transfer-news-deadline-day-latest-updates/Xx2FTZkPU2Lo/QEelcaGCuLV8/

 

Does this allow Genk to use some kind of similar deal to bring back TP?

 

I am no way ITK…

Edited 1 September, 2023 by SherborneSaint

[manji]

3 minutes ago, Ralph Fastenbüttl said:

Well done.

Got the stew.art. What the fuck is the river.

 

[Turkish]

6 minutes ago, gio1saints said:

Ross. Stew. Art. 

 

3 minutes ago, Saint Scott said:

Yep. Cheers for clearing that one up @Turkish

incorrect. You'll soon find out what it is 🙂

[manji]

6 minutes ago, Convict Colony said:

Hahahaha old school russian drug of choice

Just say no.

[Holmes_and_Watson]

2 minutes ago, miserableoldgit said:

Yet another hypenated name!!

As if the CoT could be doubted, that hyphen seals the info.

[Saint Fan CaM]

1 minute ago, Turkish said:

 

incorrect. You'll soon find out what it is 🙂

🥱😴🙄

[Sheaf Saint]

13 minutes ago, Turkish said:

 

make of this what you will

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Someone called Dale Hotpot? 

Don't know about the painting though. Maybe he's coming from a tinpot club?

[gio1saints]

4 minutes ago, Turkish said:

 

incorrect. You'll soon find out what it is 🙂

Mildly gutted. 

[Holmes_and_Watson]

Just now, manji said:

Just say no.

Say "See ya later alligator," to Krokodil.

[miserableoldgit]

1 minute ago, Sheaf Saint said:

Someone called Dale Hotpot? 

Don't know about the painting though. Maybe he's coming from a tinpot club?

That would be a picture of Noddy surely??

Edited 1 September, 2023 by miserableoldgit

[Saint Scott]

19 minutes ago, Turkish said:

 

make of this what you will

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Image 1 - Beinn Airigh Charr, from Poolewe

Image 2 - Irish Stew

Image 3 - Painting by Warren Chang

Make of that what you will

[Saint Scott]

 

[23rdSaint]

Just now, Saint Scott said:

 

So he's signing?!

[Convict Colony]

2 minutes ago, Saint Scott said:

Image 1 - Beinn Airigh Charr, from Poolewe

Image 2 - Irish Stew

Image 3 - Painting by Warren Chang

Make of that what you will

Google image search is ace

[Saint Matty 76]

6 hours to go and I'm feeling ridiculously optimistic.

Something got to go wrong soon.

[LGTL]

What the fuck? This transfer is weird. 
 

Sorry, I got the wrong Sunderland player 😂

Edited 1 September, 2023 by LGTL

[Saint NL]

2 minutes ago, Saint Scott said:

 

I wonder if Saints pulled out because Sulemana isn't being sold? 

[coalman]

2 minutes ago, Saint Scott said:

 

Maybe we all need less fishpaste in our lives

[skintsaint]

Just now, coalman said:

fishpaste

Love that stuff in a sarny with cucumber. Maybe just me.

[Saint NL]

Hang on, it's after 5pm.... The German transfer window slammed shut, what's the latest on ABK? 

[Holmes_and_Watson]

2 minutes ago, Saint Scott said:

Image 1 - Beinn Airigh Charr, from Poolewe

Image 2 - Irish Stew

Image 3 - Painting by Warren Chang

Make of that what you will

Sad to see KWP go, but the new back line of Beinn, Airigh, Charr and Manning is decent for this level. Irish Stu is a direct swap for Scottish Stu, and will do well alongside Downes. Fraser, Warren and Chang supporting goal machine AA.

It's going to be a busy time before that window SLAMS shut!

[Miltonaggro]

27 minutes ago, Turkish said:

 

make of this what you will

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Crystal. LLSS. Nearly time for the big reveal. 

[Saint_Ash]

 Fucking lolz

[Saint Matty 76]

Imagine if ABK, KWP, Sulemana and Che all end up staying.

Fucking hell.

[manji]

11 minutes ago, Saint Fan CaM said:

🥱😴🙄

If I remember we were often on the same side in the day, the statue, the fans consortium, Chorleys demos and marches. Can’t make my fucking mind up now. Never had a problem with fans disagreeing with me FWIW. 

[Leighsterrr]

20 minutes ago, Holmes_and_Watson said:

Well, while you wait for that, I will be welcoming River Casserole-Dish to the club to get us those promotion goals!

He's got more chance than Onuachu would...

[Saint_Ash]

We're going have a cracking squad with all the moves out falling through. 

[davefizzy14]

1 minute ago, Saint_Ash said:

 Fucking lolz

Get in! Want ABK to stay