Top 3 most depressing players

[benali-shorts]

1. Lyanco

2. Adam Armstrong 

3. Aribo

Tricky to narrow it down to 3. 

[LuckyNumber7]

1. Elyounoussi

2. Bednarek

3. A Armstrong

[S-Clarke]

It's a tough list, can we have more than 3?

My top 3 - Lyanco, Aribo, Adam Armstrong.

But easily Elyounoussi, Moussa, Perraud, Diallo - just a load of utter shit stinking this place out.

[aintforever]

1. Mara

2.Aribo

3. Lyanco 

[Nemi]

As I said earlier at least Aribo offered a bit of link-up play between the lines - something literally none of our other attackers do.

 That’s the level we’ve stooped to, but at least he gets himself into decent positions, while everyone else just stands in a line playing it sideways nonstop

Edited 1 March, 2023 by Nemi

[Saint86]

29 minutes ago, benali-shorts said:

1. Lyanco

2. Adam Armstrong 

3. Aribo

Tricky to narrow it down to 3. 

1. Bednarek. 

2. Maitland Miles. 

3. Aribo

That would be my picks in order. 

4. Probably Moi - but could pick a few at this point.

Edited 1 March, 2023 by Saint86

[qwertyell]

Orsic would have to be up there. I know he's only been here two months, but he was supposed to be the great white hope, the bargain signing that we nicked from under the noses of all the big clubs.

And he's absolute mince. Slow, timid, feeble. Doesn't fancy it at all.

Edited 1 March, 2023 by qwertyell

[Pamplemousse]

1. Bednarek

2. Lyanco

3. Bazunu

[SambaMaverick]

AA9, Lyanco, Bazunu - probably

Bednarek has at least put in some good performances at some points. Elyounoussi is definitely up there as well.

[Baird of the land]

1) Aribo ( i Don't get him he's slow and seemingly has a horrid touch, maybe he's just devoid of confidence but he seems like an ali dia signing)

2) Bednarek ( I still despise him, joke of a player)

3) Orsic ( people said he was quick when he signed, i've seen zero sign of that. Just seems a passenger)

[SotonianWill]

Armstrong

Aribo

Elyonoussi 

 

[Saint IQ]

I'll do a most depressing players 11!

 

----------------Banzunu------------------

Bree------Lyanco----Bednarek----Peraud

---------   AMN-------Diallo

Aribo-------Elyounoussi------A.Armstrong

---------------Mara-------------------

 

Bench these for the rest of the season and we might just be ok

(please get on the pitch Tino)

[AlexLaw76]

1 minute ago, Saint IQ said:

I'll do a most depressing players 11!

 

----------------Banzunu------------------

Bree------Lyanco----Bednarek----Peraud

---------   AMN-------Diallo

Aribo-------Elyounoussi------A.Armstrong

---------------Mara-------------------

 

Bench these for the rest of the season and we might just be ok

(please get on the pitch Tino)

🤑

[RedArmy]

Would be easier to list 3 that weren’t depressing. 
 

 

[SotonianWill]

3 minutes ago, Saint IQ said:

I'll do a most depressing players 11!

 

----------------Banzunu------------------

Bree------Lyanco----Bednarek----Peraud

---------   AMN-------Diallo

Aribo-------Elyounoussi------A.Armstrong

---------------Mara-------------------

 

Bench these for the rest of the season and we might just be ok

(please get on the pitch Tino)

forgot about mara. not the worst player ever but 14 million or whatever we paid? barmy.

[LegalEagle]

Orsic was a disgrace tonight. If that’s all he’s got then get rid asap. I’m a fan of Perraud but he had an absolute stinker tonight. God it was bad all over.

[badgerx16]

1 hour ago, RedArmy said:

Would be easier to list 3 that weren’t depressing. 
 

 

If we got rid of all the players that people on here have suggested should fuck off and never wear the shirt again, we would probably only have 3 players.

[Dark Munster]

1 hour ago, RedArmy said:

Would be easier to list 3 that weren’t depressing. 
 

 

Yep. JWP, KWP, Lavia.

Beyond that I'm struggling to think of any more.

[Saint Matty 76]

1 hour ago, Saint IQ said:

I'll do a most depressing players 11!

 

----------------Banzunu------------------

Bree------Lyanco----Bednarek----Peraud

---------   AMN-------Diallo

Aribo-------Elyounoussi------A.Armstrong

---------------Mara-------------------

 

Bench these for the rest of the season and we might just be ok

(please get on the pitch Tino)

That is almost £100m worth of players in our squad and with the exception of Perraud (who I still don’t particularly rate), I wouldn’t want a single one of them in our team. Horrific.

[Saint NL]

1 hour ago, Saint IQ said:

I'll do a most depressing players 11!

 

----------------Banzunu------------------

Bree------Lyanco----Bednarek----Peraud

---------   AMN-------Diallo

Aribo-------Elyounoussi------A.Armstrong

---------------Mara-------------------

 

Bench these for the rest of the season and we might just be ok

(please get on the pitch Tino)

That team is rancid

[woodsaint1]

1. Lyanco (by a country mile which in this team is some going)

2. Bednarek

3. Aribo

[woodsaint1]

16 minutes ago, Dark Munster said:

Yep. JWP, KWP, Lavia.

Beyond that I'm struggling to think of any more.

Wouldnt even have KWP. Has been a mile off it most of this season. Wasnt tested defensively tonight, but going forward he was clueless

[Lee On Solent Saint]

Lyanco

Diallo

Mara

 

 

 

 

 

[kristian]

1. Bednarek

2. Adam Armstrong

3. Lyanco

[sledger]

liveramentino is probably faking an injury setback so that he doesnt have to play with wasters

[Convict Colony]

All time - redmond

[Archers Road Stand]

Lyanco

Moi

Adam Armstrong

[Danbert]

Bree Orisic Eluseless

[Toussaint]

1a - A Armstrong, 1b - Aribo, 1c - Elyounoussi

2a - AMN, 2b Diallo, 2c Mara

3a - Theo - perversely as he now looks like one of our better players, 3b Orsic, 3 c Bednarek

 

 

That's my "3"

 

Edited 2 March, 2023 by Toussaint

[Toussaint]

1 hour ago, Convict Colony said:

All time - redmond

And yet he'd be one of our better players now if he was still here 

[Chewy]

Bazunu

McCarthy

Willy

 

Damn, reached my limit of three before I got to the outfield players …

[Mr Nimbus]

Lyanco, Bednarek and Adam Armstrong.

The forst two are just hopeless but Armstrong looks like he has deeper issues. He seems completely drained of all confidence/ability and needs a move ASAP

[Appy]

Adam Armstrong is right up there. Our Ings replacement, let that sink in. 

[a1ex2001]

Can’t believe Bazunu doesn’t feature in more of these lists, the guy is absolutely stealing a living as a goal keeper let alone a first choice one at a top flight club! Lyanco is a shoe is as he is just utterly garbage and I don’t think has put in more than one decent game in his entire time here.  The third spot is tricky as so so many could fill it but I’m going AA just because we bought him as a striker and he scores even less than che! Maybe he will find his level with us next season and boss the championship but I’m not convinced!

[Appy]

13 minutes ago, a1ex2001 said:

Can’t believe Bazunu doesn’t feature in more of these lists, the guy is absolutely stealing a living as a goal keeper let alone a first choice one at a top flight club! Lyanco is a shoe is as he is just utterly garbage and I don’t think has put in more than one decent game in his entire time here.  The third spot is tricky as so so many could fill it but I’m going AA just because we bought him as a striker and he scores even less than che! Maybe he will find his level with us next season and boss the championship but I’m not convinced!

I’ve seen Armstrong be absolute garbage against Sheffield Wednesday, Lincoln and Grimsby this season. 
 

His “level” could be interesting. 

[Mr Nimbus]

27 minutes ago, Appy said:

I’ve seen Armstrong be absolute garbage against Sheffield Wednesday, Lincoln and Grimsby this season. 
 

His “level” could be interesting. 

He needs a move. Even if he goes on to score elsewhere he needs a move. 

[leeham_69]

Great thread! For me I think:

• Bednarek
• Armstrong
• Ellyounoussi

Some of the others at least have the nerve to trick you into thinking they might offer something, either because they're young or haven't been here very long. When you see these guys names on the sheet you just know they aren't going to offer anything, and with the exception of Bednarek probably won't even produce major calamity. They will just be tediously and inevitably ineffective. 

Can we have a "who is our worst player" poll so at least someone in the squad can win something??

[Charlie Wayman]

How does a thread like this help anybody? Of course people are depressed about our current situation and style of play and of course the morale and confidence of our players' is at rock bottom. It only needs one of our players to read this tripe for it to be all around the dressing room. If there is a collective sense that they are all held in very low esteem by 'fans', why would you imagine then that they would give a toss when they run onto the pitch and whether or not the club get relegated. They can opt out at any time and find employment elsewhere and as always fans are the only ones left standing to count the cost.

As we've observed many time before everything about a football club is temporary except the fans. It is in our interests not to be the architects of our own downfall. "In good times and bad"… you know the marriage contract. All this whinging and carping is doing is playing to the baying mob and helping destroy our club.

 

[Mr Nimbus]

6 minutes ago, Charlie Wayman said:

How does a thread like this help anybody? Of course people are depressed about our current situation and style of play and of course the morale and confidence of our players' is at rock bottom. It only needs one of our players to read this tripe for it to be all around the dressing room. If there is a collective sense that they are all held in very low esteem by 'fans', why would you imagine then that they would give a toss when they run onto the pitch and whether or not the club get relegated. They can opt out at any time and find employment elsewhere and as always fans are the only ones left standing to count the cost.

As we've observed many time before everything about a football club is temporary except the fans. It is in our interests not to be the architects of our own downfall. "In good times and bad"… you know the marriage contract. All this whinging and carping is doing is playing to the baying mob and helping destroy our club.

 

Normally I would agree, but it's about time they took their share of the blame. Their underperformance, piss poor decision making and lack of any fight has gone on for two seasons.

If somehow it did get round the dressing room tough shit. About time they took a good hard look at themselves. With the exception of JWP

[Colinjb]

1. Moi

2. Moi playing in the next game

3. Moi continuing to be selected after this.

Or, throw in: Bazunu (Not his fault), Diallo and Lyanco

[OldNick]

4 hours ago, Convict Colony said:

All time - redmond

He is nowhere near in this group.

Redmond made as many assists as JWP last season, and at least scored now and again. He also did go into the box and try to make things happen

[Hatch]

I only have a depressing First place.

 

and in equal first is -  AA, Mara, Ely, Aribo, Janny B, Theo, Djenepo, Lyanco

[Nordic Saint]

1. A. Armstrong

2. McCarthy

3. Bednarek

 

 

[Chez]

Lots of players fail to work out. Many get far too many chances. I think what is more depressing is players you thought would be better.

That's why I am going for Onuachu. I was already depressed by all the other guys and then he came along and took my last prozac and flushed it down the toilet. Not because he is the shittest of the lot, but more because he wasn't better.

We were totally in the shit, going down and generally one of the poorest attacking sides in the league, but the one thing we had going for us is that we actually had funds to bring a striker in that could ignite our season.  Brilliant, we still had a little hope...but of all the strikers out there we could possibly sign, we got him.

I've not been as unexcited by a transfer since Anthony Pulis.

The last time we were relegation bound we signed Henri kamara and he was absolutely fucking electric. The goal away at Brum soon after he joined gave every fan that travelled there (me included) a massive slice of hope. This time around, we get a guy that is the complete polar opposite, limited, slow as fuck, blowing out his arse after 25 minutes and providing the goal threat of Kenny Cunningham.

I don't totally dislike him by the way, I just hoped for so much more.  Maybe next season he rattles in 30, but at this moment in time he (his signing) depresses me the most.

[Dusic]

16 hours ago, kristian said:

1. Bednarek

2. Adam Armstrong

3. Lyanco

This by a mile. 

I get why people don't rate Elyounoussi but find it hard to hate him as he gives everything and seems like a good guy, he is just limited and unsuited to the PL.

[SupersonicSaint]

Elyounoussi from the point of view of the club long term as he's been here for almost 5 years (!!!) despite being shown to be out of his depth within his first season - and yet scarcely any attempt to sign a replacement until recently.

 

[SNSUN]

Most depressing player? Nathan Jones, ‘cause had he not got a job playing professional football he’d never have become a manager and come here and stunk the place out.

On 01/03/2023 at 21:47, Saint IQ said:

I'll do a most depressing players 11!

 

----------------Banzunu------------------

Bree------Lyanco----Bednarek----Peraud

---------   AMN-------Diallo

Aribo-------Elyounoussi------A.Armstrong

---------------Mara-------------------

 

Bench these for the rest of the season and we might just be ok

(please get on the pitch Tino)

Jesus! If anyone wondered why we were going down, this is it. 

[64saint]

21 hours ago, Charlie Wayman said:

How does a thread like this help anybody? Of course people are depressed about our current situation and style of play and of course the morale and confidence of our players' is at rock bottom. It only needs one of our players to read this tripe for it to be all around the dressing room. 

If players are really going to take on board what is written about them on Saints web then then I'm surprised most of them ain't hanging from the Itchen bridge.🙄

[Osvaldorama]

22 hours ago, Charlie Wayman said:

How does a thread like this help anybody? Of course people are depressed about our current situation and style of play and of course the morale and confidence of our players' is at rock bottom. It only needs one of our players to read this tripe for it to be all around the dressing room. If there is a collective sense that they are all held in very low esteem by 'fans', why would you imagine then that they would give a toss when they run onto the pitch and whether or not the club get relegated. They can opt out at any time and find employment elsewhere and as always fans are the only ones left standing to count the cost.

As we've observed many time before everything about a football club is temporary except the fans. It is in our interests not to be the architects of our own downfall. "In good times and bad"… you know the marriage contract. All this whinging and carping is doing is playing to the baying mob and helping destroy our club.

 

I hope they all read it. 
 

Cunts.