Southampton 1-2 Wolves - Match Thread

[trousers]

1 minute ago, Saint_clark said:

Betting sites only count shots saved by the keeper as shots on target, if a defender stops it it's a "blocked shot". Helps them screw over people who bet on X amount of shots on target.

Even if a defender clears off the line? (For example)

Edited 11 February, 2023 by trousers

[Saint NL]

We definitely look more aggressive in midfield

[OttawaSaint]

Just a matter of time and it's 1-0  Wolves and another 3 points lost.

Not seeing anything different in Saints play here. Still just look like lads who met in the carpark at 2:45.

[Mr X]

We still don't seem To have any defined shape lots of random headless chickens 

[Sheaf Saint]

Forest losing at Fulham.

[Cascadia Saint]

Anyone got the aggressive front feet stats?

[Saint_clark]

Just now, trousers said:

Even if a defender clears off the line? (For example)

If they are the furthest player back then it does but if there's a player behind them - even if they wouldnt stop the ball - it still counts as a blocked shot.

[adrian lord]

Just seem to have done a scattergun approach to recruitment in the last 12 months. I just can’t get any sense of a coherent squad let alone a coherent first 11.
 

shambles. 

[badgerx16]

Has anybody else got the commentary with the summariser sounding as if he is calling JWP "Jane Ward-Prowse" ?

[OttawaSaint]

Just now, Cascadia Saint said:

Anyone got the aggressive front feet stats?

23% possession. Must mean 123%...

[RedArmy]

1 minute ago, Cascadia Saint said:

Anyone got the aggressive front feet stats?

Best in Europe 

[The Juice]

Just now, Cascadia Saint said:

Anyone got the aggressive front feet stats?

I've got one: Wolves 78% Possession

(Jones is shit [2])  

[sandwichsaint]

Great pace there

[OttawaSaint]

Just now, Saint_clark said:

If they are the furthest player back then it does but if there's a player behind them - even if they wouldnt stop the ball - it still counts as a blocked shot.

Blocked a shot with my twig and two berries last night at 7-a-side. Still hurts a bit.

[Suhari]

Sully looking good.

[Saint_clark]

For an aggressive team on the front foot we sure are losing a lot of the second balls.

[Saint Fan CaM]

Sulemena brilliant!

[iansums]

How do we manage to sign a 6’ 7” striker who can’t win a header?

[macca155]

Well I'm liking Sulemama straight away. Nice turn of pace there

[Saint_clark]

Sulemana looks special. Hope we don't coach that out of him and tell him to be more conservative with possession

 

[Sheaf Saint]

1 minute ago, badgerx16 said:

Has anybody else got the commentary with the summariser sounding as if he is calling JWP "Jane Ward-Prowse" ?

Yep. Must be the daughter-in-law  

[trousers]

Just now, sandwichsaint said:

Great pace there

 

Just now, Suhari said:

Sully looking good.

Yep, exactly what we've been missing. Hope he can do that kinda thing consistently rather than the odd flash in the pan here and there 

[10i]

5 minutes ago, Sheaf Saint said:

Bet365 and BBC showing we've not had any shots on target yet.

Does Perraud's (admittedly poor) effort not count then?

A blocked shot Doesnt count as on target if the Keeper is behind the blocking defender. 

[Cascadia Saint]

Sulemana was the fastest player at the World Cup apparently.

[Convict Colony]

We need to play a new game.

Everytime a commentator mentions Kamaldeens speed and Paul's height we should down a drink.

[OttawaSaint]

Look like the sort of tactics a geography teacher doubling as PE teacher would employ. No sophistication at all. 

[Sheaf Saint]

2 minutes ago, iansums said:

How do we manage to sign a 6’ 7” striker who can’t win a header?

Same way we previously managed to sign the CB with the worst height to aerial duels won ratio imaginable.

Edited 11 February, 2023 by Sheaf Saint

[The Kraken]

20 minutes in, I reckon we’re doing alright. We’re gonna win this.

[Saint NL]

This is slightly better.

 

[Mr X]

Hoof ball doesn't suit these new players 

[Saint_clark]

Anyone spotted Selles yet?

[trousers]

Just now, Convict Colony said:

We need to play a new game.

Everytime a commentator mentions Kamaldeens speed and Paul's height we should down a drink.

Nice idea but I've only got 5 bottles of whisky...

[Cascadia Saint]

We don’t look terrible to be fair.

[Saint Fan CaM]

I like this ref…not taking any rough housery shit. Can see a Wolves red here.

[Convict Colony]

Just now, Saint_clark said:

Anyone spotted Selles yet?

yeah just saw him i think sat down looking at the monitor while jones's bumchums hover around him

[saint1977]

Just now, adrian lord said:

Just seem to have done a scattergun approach to recruitment in the last 12 months. I just can’t get any sense of a coherent squad let alone a coherent first 11.
 

shambles. 

It’s like the entire first team coaching team, scouting and boardroom are tone deaf not only to us but to each other. It directly leads to the total chaos on the pitch that’s been obvious every week for 12 months. Today’s selection of AMN at RCB is a true ten pinter in terms of logic. The club as an organisation acts as if it isn’t entirely sober or connected to any form of reality one way or another.

[HKsaint]

Goal

[Sheaf Saint]

Semedo a little unlucky there. He got the ball but rolled over the top of it onto Perraud's shin.

[SNSUN]

Boom shakalaka

[adrian lord]

Leicester beating Spurs

[Saint_clark]

Just now, Saint Fan CaM said:

I like this ref…not taking any rough housery shit. Can see a Wolves red here.

Jared Gillett, he's an Aussie. Look him up on YouTube his last match out there him and his team were microphones up, really interesting to listen to.

[sandwichsaint]

Just now, Saint_clark said:

Anyone spotted Selles yet?

I’m still looking for Alcatraz, …… and he scores ….!,,,,,

[Suhari]

1 minute ago, Saint_clark said:

Anyone spotted Selles yet?

Is he not in the dugout?

[OttawaSaint]

Feels like when you are hungry and the food at the restaurant is sort of shit but it's OK because you're hungry and everywhere else is closed.

[Convict Colony]

get in Charly

[trousers]

Jones in!!! #genius

Edited 11 February, 2023 by trousers

[Doctoroncall]

goal!

[Cascadia Saint]

Goaaaaaal!!!!

[Saint Fan CaM]

Get the fook in!!!

[Suhari]

ALCATRAZ!!!