Paul Onuachu

[tdmickey3]

1 minute ago, Dellyears said:

Is the other guy we signed from Sunderland fit yet, only seen him for half an hour, never learnt his name. He could replace Tall Paul

2 weeks away

[beatlesaint]

7 minutes ago, HarvSFC said:

Shame he's now injured.

According to the genius of a manager it’s not serious, just fatigue…….but his record with reporting injuries is dodgy so we’ll see

[spyinthesky]

10 minutes ago, tdmickey3 said:

2 weeks away

2 weeks away every fortnight!!

[saintant]

11 minutes ago, Harry_SFC said:

Apparently it was just cramp. Understandable given how little he's played.

If it was just cramp why wasn't he treated and allowed to carry on?

[Harry_SFC]

6 minutes ago, saintant said:

If it was just cramp why wasn't he treated and allowed to carry on?

Not sure - only going by what RM says although I guess that can't be trusted. 

[Tommy]

Couple of good bits of play, lots of ball bouncing off him and not one convincing moment as a centre forward to score goals in this division. 

got a fun chant though 

[saintant]

5 minutes ago, Tommy said:

Couple of good bits of play, lots of ball bouncing off him and not one convincing moment as a centre forward to score goals in this division. 

got a fun chant though 

Thanks for your input Russ.

[Saint_clark]

25 minutes ago, saintant said:

If it was just cramp why wasn't he treated and allowed to carry on?

Martin was desperate to get him off the second he went down. Someone was already stripped when the camera first went to the bench just after Onuachu hit the floor.

[Saint_clark]

18 minutes ago, Tommy said:

Couple of good bits of play, lots of ball bouncing off him and not one convincing moment as a centre forward to score goals in this division. 

got a fun chant though 

What's the chant?

[tdmickey3]

21 minutes ago, Tommy said:

Couple of good bits of play, lots of ball bouncing off him and not one convincing moment as a centre forward to score goals in this division. 

got a fun chant though 

Garbage post

Guess you would rather have Armstrong and the free scoring BBD

[Saint_clark]

6 minutes ago, tdmickey3 said:

Garbage post

Guess you would rather have Armstrong and the free scoring BBD

OMG I forgot he existed...

[danjosaint]

I'd gove him a new contract after his no look pass.............. 

Obviously joking but his involvement today shows how under used he's been by the clown in charge. Yes he's not a world beater but at the Newcastle Forest games he could've made a difference,   

[Football Special]

1 hour ago, Saint_clark said:

What's the chant?

I had to explain to my kids what a massive cock is and why he'd put it in his sock, bit awkward. 

[davefizzy14]

Onuachu was superb today, he's earned a run of starts now. 

[Badger]

16 minutes ago, Football Special said:

I had to explain to my kids what a massive cock is and why he'd put it in his sock, bit awkward. 

Not sure how you explain that to them in a fairly innocent way that they’d understand. But good luck with it when they repeat it when they get home in front of Mum, Gran or the vicar.

You can probably expect a call from the ‘Woke Police’ soon as well. 

[Football Special]

1 minute ago, Badger said:

Not sure how you explain that to them in a fairly innocent way that they’d understand. But good luck with it when they repeat it when they get home in front of Mum, Gran or the vicar.

You can probably expect a call from the ‘Woke Police’ soon as well. 

I said he used to be a farmer in Nigeria and that's how he looked after one of his animals 

[LuckyNumber7]

1 hour ago, Saint_clark said:

What's the chant?

Viva Onuachu

Viva Onuachu

Viva Onuachu

He's got a massive cock

He tucks it in his sock

Viva Onuachu

[Turkish]

42 minutes ago, LuckyNumber7 said:

Viva Onuachu

Viva Onuachu

Viva Onuachu

He's got a massive cock

He tucks it in his sock

Viva Onuachu

Racist, sexist stereotyping alive and well inside St Mary’s then 🙄🙄🙄

it’s nearly 2024 and we are still making songs about black men’s penis 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

[Chewy]

2 hours ago, Saint_clark said:

Martin was desperate to get him off the second he went down. Someone was already stripped when the camera first went to the bench just after Onuachu hit the floor.

Not true or fair - Onuachu immediately indicated he needed to come off. 
I would happily see RM sacked but I don’t see the point in making stuff up to criticize him about 

Edited 24 November, 2024 by Chewy
Typo

[Badger]

5 minutes ago, Turkish said:

Racist, sexist stereotyping alive and well inside St Mary’s then 🙄🙄🙄

it’s nearly 2024 and we are still making songs about black men’s penis 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

Thought this might wake up the Woke lobby.

But has there been a song on this topic at SMS/The Dell before ?

[Turkish]

1 minute ago, Badger said:

Thought this might wake up the Woke lobby.

But has there been a song on this topic at SMS/The Dell before ?

The victor Wanyama song was racist although admittedly it didn’t mention his cock

 

[Dark Munster]

4 hours ago, Harry_SFC said:

Agreed. 12 games too late and now the season is over already.

Yep. And on top of that he's only here because that Turkish club didn't want to pay our asking price. And imagine if we'd had Tall Paul last season, along with a semi-decent manager who would want and know how to use him and the rest of our squad. I reckon we'd have been right up there with Leicester.

Instead we have a moron of a manger who is not only content to impose on us his boring, suicidal possession around the back football, but one who also thinks his pals Stephens, Smallbone, etc. are superior to decent players like Paul.

[kevdoh]

53 minutes ago, Turkish said:

The victor Wanyama song was racist although admittedly it didn’t mention his cock

 

What was racist about being a mighty Kenyan? He was from Kenya and he was mighty

[Turkish]

1 minute ago, kevdoh said:

What was racist about being a mighty Kenyan? He was from Kenya and he was mighty

A song about a black African to the tune of a song about being in the jungle? Not hard to understand really 

[Roo1976]

3 hours ago, Saint_clark said:

OMG I forgot he existed...

Just aswell he didnt come on today, to add to the continuing record for not playing in a winning prem team eh................phew

[kevdoh]

10 minutes ago, Turkish said:

A song about a black African to the tune of a song about being in the jungle? Not hard to understand really 

The tune that the song is from is not relevant at all. How is a tune racist? If it referenced wanyama and a jungle in the words then a different matter. In fact, it's more racist saying that chant was racist because I'd never even thought about where the tune came from it was just a chant about our player at the time. You're actually highlighting a link between jungle and African that wasn't even there

Edited 24 November, 2024 by kevdoh

[Turkish]

12 minutes ago, kevdoh said:

The tune that the song is from is not relevant at all. How is a tune racist? If it referenced wanyama and a jungle in the words then a different matter. In fact, it's more racist saying that chant was racist because I'd never even thought about where the tune came from it was just a chant about our player at the time. You're actually highlighting a link between jungle and African that wasn't even there

Why did we chose to use the jungle song then? There are millions of songs we could have chosen to use but our fans chose one about the jungle. If you can’t see the underlying racism here then god help you. 

[ant]

1 minute ago, Turkish said:

Why did we chose to use the jungle song then? There are millions of songs we could have chosen to use but our fans chose one about the jungle. If you can’t see the underlying racism here then god help you. 

Especially bizarre given Celtic had a far superior chant that we could've wholesale nicked, as we usually do. 

As Turkish said, somebody made the link.

RE: the Onuachu chant, this stuff has been going on for years. Always about black strikers (Lukaku, Toney, Gnonto at Leeds, Diallo at Sunderland, and more before them).

Plus it's a shit chant anyway.

[Patrick Bateman]

2 hours ago, LuckyNumber7 said:

Viva Onuachu

Viva Onuachu

Viva Onuachu

He's got a massive cock

He tucks it in his sock

Viva Onuachu

Jesus wept. That really is rubbish. 

[Turkish]

10 minutes ago, ant said:

Especially bizarre given Celtic had a far superior chant that we could've wholesale nicked, as we usually do. 

As Turkish said, somebody made the link.

RE: the Onuachu chant, this stuff has been going on for years. Always about black strikers (Lukaku, Toney, Gnonto at Leeds, Diallo at Sunderland, and more before them).

Plus it's a shit chant anyway.

Yep the Celtic song was much better, yet we chose one about the jungle 🤦

songs about black strikers with big cocks are equally as depressing. In this day and age surely we can come up with something better?

[Turkish]

9 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Jesus wept. That really is rubbish. 

And racist 

[Dark Munster]

It’s a crap chant which we can do without. But  the crowd gave him a standing ovation when he left the field. They all could recognise a good player, even if our dipshit of a manager can’t. 

[kevdoh]

22 minutes ago, Turkish said:

Yep the Celtic song was much better, yet we chose one about the jungle 🤦

songs about black strikers with big cocks are equally as depressing. In this day and age surely we can come up with something better?

It's a tune that's been used for chants loads of times by loads of different teams about loads of different players. The fact that his name fitted in well with the song and somebody picked up on it and started it has nothing to do with race. Don't remember anyone at the time making it an issue? Don't remember wanyama ever coming out saying he was offended. It was a fucking football chant bigging up a player that was highly regarded. Not racist in the slightest

[Turkish]

10 minutes ago, kevdoh said:

It's a tune that's been used for chants loads of times by loads of different teams about loads of different players. The fact that his name fitted in well with the song and somebody picked up on it and started it has nothing to do with race. Don't remember anyone at the time making it an issue? Don't remember wanyama ever coming out saying he was offended. It was a fucking football chant bigging up a player that was highly regarded. Not racist in the slightest

Just a coincidence then that were singing songs about black players to songs that are about the jungle? I remember in the 80s when black players were called Sambo, chalky and microphone head everyone assumed they absolutely loved it because all black players were called it and they never complained about it themselves 🤦

[kevdoh]

36 minutes ago, Turkish said:

Just a coincidence then that were singing songs about black players to songs that are about the jungle? I remember in the 80s when black players were called Sambo, chalky and microphone head everyone assumed they absolutely loved it because all black players were called it and they never complained about it themselves 🤦

You just compared words being used as a racial slur to a tune. I'm going to agree to disagree with you because this could go on and on but in my opinion, a chant that was positive about a player is not racist because the tune of it was about a lion sleeping in a jungle

[Saint_clark]

4 hours ago, LuckyNumber7 said:

Viva Onuachu

Viva Onuachu

Viva Onuachu

He's got a massive cock

He tucks it in his sock

Viva Onuachu

Shit and unoriginal even if we ignore the racism.

3 hours ago, Turkish said:

The victor Wanyama song was racist although admittedly it didn’t mention his cock

 

No it wasn't Turkish stop trolling.

[Saint Fan CaM]

Back to the football - interesting to see TP putting to rest the myth that he’s only good for having the ball put on his head from a cross. The guy can play some…in fact I’d say he’s stronger with the ball at his feet than in the air. Oh, and he’s brave, so hopefully he qualifies for another start even though he’s too big for Russ cuddles.

[Jonnyboy]

58 minutes ago, Saint_clark said:

Shit and unoriginal even if we ignore the racism.

No it wasn't Turkish stop trolling.

It really is his favourite subject. Literally boring over a decade ago.

[rooney]

6 hours ago, Saint Fan CaM said:

Back to the football - interesting to see TP putting to rest the myth that he’s only good for having the ball put on his head from a cross. The guy can play some…in fact I’d say he’s stronger with the ball at his feet than in the air. Oh, and he’s brave, so hopefully he qualifies for another start even though he’s too big for Russ cuddles.

Gave the crowd something to cheer about yesterday. Crouchie mark 2

[Football Special]

1 hour ago, rooney said:

Gave the crowd something to cheer about yesterday. Crouchie mark 2

Tall Paul looks genuinely chuffed to have the love of the fans,  he gets such a good reception and hearing his name sung he knows we're behind him , he was loving it yesterday 

[Oldandtired]

11 hours ago, Turkish said:

Yep the Celtic song was much better, yet we chose one about the jungle 🤦

songs about black strikers with big cocks are equally as depressing. In this day and age surely we can come up with something better?

I doubt it, they still drag out the, yawn, Pompey one weekafterweekafterweekafterweekafter…

[Lord Duckhunter]

I couldn’t comment on the size of Tall Paul’s manhood, but there was a massive cock at St Mary’s yesterday. He was stood in our technical area. 

[OldNick]

14 hours ago, Dark Munster said:

It’s a crap chant which we can do without. But  the crowd gave him a standing ovation when he left the field. They all could recognise a good player, even if our dipshit of a manager can’t. 

Sadly if you listen to the Totalsaints podcast a fan came on and said some ridiculous derogatory things about him being a parks footballer. This was last week, I hope the buffoon has now got it stuffed firmly down his throat 

[OldNick]

He really got the fans excited and gave us a real lift

[Whitey Grandad]

43 minutes ago, OldNick said:

He really got the fans excited and gave us a real lift

A few sparks of brightness in a dismal season.

[niceandfriendly]

18 hours ago, Turkish said:

Racist, sexist stereotyping alive and well inside St Mary’s then 🙄🙄🙄

it’s nearly 2024 and we are still making songs about black men’s penis 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

 

 

[Turkish]

10 minutes ago, niceandfriendly said:

 

 

interesting to see Jennifer knew it's a myth

[saintant]

I see Russell was happy with TP's display and admitted he probably deserved a start before now.....no shit Sherlock!

[Chewy]

18 hours ago, Turkish said:

Just a coincidence then that were singing songs about black players to songs that are about the jungle? I remember in the 80s when black players were called Sambo, chalky and microphone head everyone assumed they absolutely loved it because all black players were called it and they never complained about it themselves 🤦

Whitesplaining …

And anyway, there’s no jungle in Kenya, just Savannah, mountains and lakes. And some blokes with huge c0cks.

[pingpong]

I asked everyone's best friend, and you are a bunch of racist cu,/s.

 

Is it racist to sing about black men having large penises?

Yes, it is. This perpetuates harmful stereotypes and reduces individuals to a single characteristic based on their race. It's important to be mindful of the impact our words and actions can have on others.