Moorhens and Monster Munch

[Roboze]

Are Scampi Fries actually crisps though? 🤔

[swannymere]

13 minutes ago, Convict Colony said:

Is bacon fries another term for pork scratchings ? otherwise I've never heard of them.

WTF? Are you British? 

[Saint Keef]

McCoys bacon crisps are the worst for repeating on me.    McCoys bacon crisps are the worst for repeating on me.    McCoys bacon crisps are the worst for repeating on me.   

[Toadhall Saint]

Just now, Turkish said:

Pork scratching are not crisps FFS. Now for a pint accompaniment bar snack nothing comes close to pork scratchings

these are bacon fries

 

Ate the station pub out of pork scratchings one eve on a session ah halcyon days!

 

they look like frazzles to me

[Convict Colony]

2 minutes ago, Turkish said:

Pork scratching are not crisps FFS. Now for a pint accompaniment bar snack nothing comes close to pork scratchings

these are bacon fries

 

I knew you guys were crisp racists.

[Turkish]

1 minute ago, Convict Colony said:

ah got you, yeah used to like scampi fries, never seen bacon fries but will keep a look out.

At least i learn a lot about cheese and chips in this thread.

Saints crisp 11 Much tougher than a cheese Xi

Paul Smiths in goal

Kyle Walkers-Peters

Nick Nack as CEO

struggling with any others 

   

[Convict Colony]

1 minute ago, Toadhall Saint said:

Ate the station bike out with pork scratchings from her vag one eve on a session ah halcyon days!

 

Fixed it for you toadhall 🤣

[Toadhall Saint]

1 minute ago, Convict Colony said:

Fixed it for you toadhall 🤣

Was you watching? 😂

[Convict Colony]

3 minutes ago, swannymere said:

WTF? Are you British? 

Of course old chap, just dont live in the uk for like 15yrs or frequent the chip aisle anywhere.

[DT]

Wotsits dust destroys keyboards

[Toadhall Saint]

Bovril crisps were the best 

[swannymere]

Just now, Convict Colony said:

Of course old chap, just dont live in the uk for like 15yrs or frequent the chip aisle anywhere.

But Bacon fries are one of those things everyone has down the pub, until they try them sober and realise how disgusting they are.

[Convict Colony]

Currently where i live they only seem to sell paprika, spagetti bolognaise and bbq/salt and vinegar options

[Convict Colony]

Just now, swannymere said:

But Bacon fries are one of those things everyone has down the pub, until they try them sober and realise how disgusting they are.

Honestly i'd never ever heard of them until 20mins ago, who says this a waste of time on here.

[saintant]

The only sentence I want to read with the word crisp in is that we have signed a prolific striker with a crisp shot in both feet.

[Convict Colony]

2 minutes ago, swannymere said:

But Bacon fries are one of those things everyone has down the pub, until they try them sober and realise how disgusting they are.

Sounds like a lot of chicks.

[grezz]

4 minutes ago, Convict Colony said:

Of course old chap, just dont live in the uk for like 15yrs or frequent the chip aisle anywhere.

Poor committment. I take an empty bag home expressly for the purpose of filling it with crisps, and would consider myself expert on a par with a native. I've also been known to chuck a couple of lumps of cheese in there (had to mention that otherwise this post would have been weird in the transfer thread).

Walkers Marmite

Roast Beef Monster Munch

Any Cheddar that can walk by itself.

Edited 29 January, 2023 by grezz

[AlexLaw76]

The Flaming Monster Munch are worthy of a shout

[Convict Colony]

1 minute ago, grezz said:

Poor committment. I take an empty bag home expressly for the purpose of filling it with crisps, and would consider myself expert on a par with a native. I've also been known to chuck a couple of lumps of cheese in there (had to mention that otherwise this post would have been weird in the transfer thread).

Walkers Marmite

Roast Beef Monster Munch

Any Cheddar that can walk by itself.

Bro that is commitment and its light as fuck.  I prioritise proper beef and beer and that shit gets heavy.

[Saint Gifford]

7 minutes ago, Convict Colony said:

Honestly i'd never ever heard of them until 20mins ago, who says this a waste of time on here.

The trio of. 
 

Bacon Fries

Scampi Fries (Baskets to put them in!!!)

Cheesy Moments

 

 

 

 

[Turkish]

13 minutes ago, Convict Colony said:

Currently where i live they only seem to sell paprika, spagetti bolognaise and bbq/salt and vinegar options

Spaghetti bolognaise flavoured crisps? What sort of purgatory do you live in?  

[Convict Colony]

Just now, Turkish said:

Spaghetti bolognaise flavoured crisps? What sort of purgatory do you live in?  

apparently a heston blumenthal based country

[The Cat]

1 hour ago, miserableoldgit said:

Co-op Sea salt and Chardonnay Wine Vinegar are a very underrated but superb crisp.

Best crisp there is, however I'm also a big fan of this Portuguese crisp I've heard about but never tried.

[Chez]

6 minutes ago, Turkish said:

Saints crisp 11 Much tougher than a cheese Xi

Paul Smiths in goal

Kyle Walkers-Peters

Nick Nack as CEO

struggling with any others 

   

Reuben Agboola-hoop.

[Disco Stu]

Sensations Thai Sweet Chilli.

[trousers]

27 minutes ago, Toadhall Saint said:

Bovril crisps were the best 

This. End of discussion.

[DT]

2 minutes ago, Chez said:

Reuben Agboola-hoop.

Frazzles Benali 

[SuperSAINT]

Rather than moaning about the crisp chat, I’d like to add that Sainsburys own-brand Frazzles are excellent. 

[The Kraken]

Struggling on the crisp XI, only got Rudi Salted Skacel and an even lamer attemp with Nigel Quavers.

[ally_uk]

Bunch of lemonade sandwiches on here.....

Brannigans ham and mustard were the tits!

Fight me! 

[charliemiller]

No transfer news then chaps , been out for the day thought i would catch ........all about crisp flavours 

[Turkish]

8 minutes ago, ally_uk said:

Bunch of lemonade sandwiches on here.....

Brannigans ham and mustard were the tits!

Fight me! 

Derek Stat-ham and mustard 

[Turkish]

7 minutes ago, charliemiller said:

No transfer news then chaps , been out for the day thought i would catch ........all about crisp flavours 

If there was some we wouldn’t be talking about crisps I’d have thought pal

[DT]

Salt and shake Adams 

[saintscottofthenortham]

A little over 50 hours of probably the most important transfer window in our prem history...

 

And we're making a crisp packet XI.

[trousers]

2 minutes ago, saintscottofthenortham said:

A little over 50 hours of probably the most important transfer window in our prem history...

 

And we're making a crisp packet XI.

If there's one thing Saintsweb is good for it's gallows humour 😂

[trousers]

7 minutes ago, Turkish said:

If there was some we wouldn’t be talking about crisps I’d have thought pal

[trousers]

22 minutes ago, SuperSAINT said:

Rather than moaning about the crisp chat, I’d like to add that Sainsburys own-brand Frazzles are excellent. 

Weirdo 

(No offence)

[Yorkshire Saint]

Monster munch. (Before they were made smaller) that is all.

[Convict Colony]

This american woman puts these bacon frazzles your all on about as no.3 in his top 20 list.

Sensations Thai Sweet Chili is no.1 tho

https://www.ivanti.com/blog/the-definitive-british-crisp-ranking-according-to-an-american

Edited 29 January, 2023 by Convict Colony

[SotonianWill]

I came for some transfer news but instead all I can see is monster munch and wotsit ranking, thanks. 

[LVSaint]

If we don't sign a striker but they bring back Tangy Twiglets overnight, I'll take it

[Turkish]

2 minutes ago, Hawkswood said:

I know right. We've had two days and 6 pages of talk about cheese and crisps. Annoying cos I'm not really that fond of either.

If you could control all the animals in the world or all the birds in the world which would you choose?

[Sunglasses Ron]

21 minutes ago, Yorkshire Saint said:

Monster munch. (Before they were made smaller) that is all.

Don’t you mean before my fingers got bigger!

[Turkish]

1 minute ago, Sunglasses Ron said:

Don’t you mean before my fingers got bigger!

Used to be able to get hula hoops on every finger then eat the off them. Another depressing biproduct of getting old 

[Rivers]

I was going to add to the overall tone of crisp related puns. Something about the end of a fourth transfer window without signing the clinical striker we all know we've needed since time immemorial, and all they leave us with, is a back up right back and an empty packet of crisps.

Then it occured to me, that we wouldn't be able to finish them.

[Yorkshire Saint]

31 minutes ago, Turkish said:

If you could control all the animals in the world or all the birds in the world which would you choose?

Define bird...

[Dark Munster]

When I logged on this morning I saw 5 new pages on this thread to read. We've got a new striker I excitedly thought.

Then I read f*cking 5 pages about crisps.

[Turkish]

5 minutes ago, Yorkshire Saint said:

Define bird...

Anything that can fly that isn’t an insect or is man made 

[Turkish]

Just now, Dark Munster said:

When I logged on this morning I saw 5 new pages on this thread to read. We've got a new striker I excitedly thought.

Then I read f*cking 5 pages about crisps.

I admire you optimism but also question how long you’ve been a saints fan for if you’re expecting any exciting news that late in the transfer window. Much like a packet of Worcester cause French fries it’s always underwhelming