2022 form - 90th out of 92

[benali-shorts]

Are you not entertained?

 

[skintsaint]

Thanks for posting this again.

[benali-shorts]

Sorry, hadn't seen previous. 

[Maggie May]

The Everton record is terrible too, and they’ve played two games more.

[Ted Bates Statue]

Looking at the 2021 table, Newcastle were even worse than our current position, having played more games (8 from 42, 91st place). So let's get ready to celebrate our imminent CL qualification! Step 1 - get Eddie Howe in as manager, he was watching us a lot recently so I reckon he'd be interested... what do you mean, not anymore?

Honourable mention to Brighton in 2020 who were 87th, 5 wins from 34 LOL. So there are ways out of our mess, hopefully Nathan Jones can find them soon.

 

[Picard]

Why aren't relegated teams near the bottom of this table? Halfway through the year they go down a division and can get better results in an easier league.

[Whitey Grandad]

3 minutes ago, Picard said:

Why aren't relegated teams near the bottom of this table? Halfway through the year they go down a division and can get better results in an easier league.

That’s why records over a calendar year are not really representative.

[Sunglasses Ron]

I think this is very positive, it’s great to know we’re better than Crewe and Gillingham. 

[saintquin]

🤔 Compering different divisions points/results only shows how good/poor each team was in their respective division! 🙅‍♂️

[Disco Stu]

4 minutes ago, saintquin said:

🤔 Compering different divisions points/results only shows how good/poor each team was in their respective division! 🙅‍♂️

I suppose it shows which fanbases are getting the least enjoyment.

[Badger]

7 hours ago, benali-shorts said:

Are you not entertained?

 

Wonder what Martin has to say about this, or Rasmus for that matter, once he's run his own data check on it of course.

"Yes but... no but... , actually .... when you look at our standard deviations from the norm... our xg's are really... so therefore this table is really statistically misleading ". 

[Turkish]

And yet some say If anyone thinks we are going down they are a bed wetter with no backbone and don’t remember how it was in the nineties 🤣🤣

[Turkish]

We’ve got super Martin Semmens

he doesn’t care where in the league we stand

But we’ve got lighting shows, wristbands that glows

southamptons the third worst team in the land

Edited 2 January, 2023 by Turkish

[Crab Lungs]

Statistics to back up what a culture of losing we’ve instilled.

All successfully delivered by the biggest and most comprehensive group of bottlers ever assembled in the Premier League.

 

[Badger]

18 minutes ago, Turkish said:

We’ve got super Martin Semmens

he doesn’t care where in the league we stand

But we’ve got lighting shows, wristbands that glows

southamptons the third worst team in the land

If you start singing it, we'll soon pick it up.

[Chewy]

And this is why Nathan Jones and his family on here need to understand why the fan base are a little short on the patience they crave. We fans have watched this sh1t get worse for 4 years; the only good spell was in lockdown and we couldn’t go. We’ve just finished our worst calendar year, have taken a complete punt on an unproven manager, have no sign of the striker we should have lined up at least 8 months ago and have wasted 5 weeks of preparation working on a formation we still fail at.

I know most of this isn’t Jones’ fault but they need to understand how pig sick we all are. Justifiably so IMHO.

I knew I’d lost almost all joy in going to St Mary’s of late but this table is a stark reminder of how dreadful it is.

Cant wait for the light show on Wednesday - that’ll help improve the mood 😶