Mr X Posted 5 February, 2023 Share Posted 5 February, 2023 I love Nath he's a world class manager every time he speaks it's pure truth on a higher plain, we are beyond lucky to have him on board and surely it's only a matter of time before the big clubs come knocking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DT Posted 5 February, 2023 Share Posted 5 February, 2023 Proper message would be to get rid but with no-one yet coming in. A stand in would do no worse. here’s a scenario I dreamt last night. That is a dream before you the cleverclogs come in with their zinger replies. potter leaves Chelsea. Gets England job. Southgate to us, for long term project. Or even doing it part time until end of season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DT Posted 5 February, 2023 Share Posted 5 February, 2023 You can still get 5-1 on paddy power. Seems generous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 5 February, 2023 Share Posted 5 February, 2023 1 minute ago, DT said: You can still get 5-1 on paddy power. Seems generous. yeah 3 sites are still posting odds.... 😕 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Wolf Posted 5 February, 2023 Share Posted 5 February, 2023 3 minutes ago, Convict Colony said: hahahahaha who did this insult He could have won every game so far and struck up an unbreakable bond with the fans in the meantime and this would still be hilarious. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 5 February, 2023 Share Posted 5 February, 2023 Just now, Crab Lungs said: yeah 3 sites are still posting odds.... 😕 that said, 10 sites in total were offering odds yesterday as long as 25/1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wade Garrett Posted 5 February, 2023 Share Posted 5 February, 2023 9 minutes ago, Convict Colony said: hahahahaha who did this insult I actually know someone who wanks cats. True story. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suhari Posted 5 February, 2023 Share Posted 5 February, 2023 1 minute ago, Wade Garrett said: I actually know someone who wanks cats. True story. Professionally, or as a hobby? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coalman Posted 5 February, 2023 Share Posted 5 February, 2023 1 minute ago, Wade Garrett said: I actually know someone who wanks cats. True story. This is what we've been reduced to as we await for news from inside Southampton on our not-so-beloved leader 🤣 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wade Garrett Posted 5 February, 2023 Share Posted 5 February, 2023 Just now, Suhari said: Professionally, or as a hobby? I’m pretty sure he doesn’t get paid for it. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coalman Posted 5 February, 2023 Share Posted 5 February, 2023 12 minutes ago, Convict Colony said: hahahahaha who did this insult And there was me thinking he was making a dog's arse out of managing the club.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 5 February, 2023 Share Posted 5 February, 2023 5 minutes ago, Wade Garrett said: I actually know someone who wanks cats. True story. A ‘friend’ right? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Fry Posted 5 February, 2023 Share Posted 5 February, 2023 6 minutes ago, Wade Garrett said: I actually know someone who wanks cats. True story. I'd prefer that you didn't broadcast my private affairs all over this forum, thank you very much. 1 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 5 February, 2023 Share Posted 5 February, 2023 (edited) Corner flag image incoming? Odds on Betfair just went from 5/1 - 3/1. Interestingly, those above him on the list... their odds are lengthening.. Edited 5 February, 2023 by Crab Lungs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 5 February, 2023 Share Posted 5 February, 2023 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wade Garrett Posted 5 February, 2023 Share Posted 5 February, 2023 3 minutes ago, whelk said: A ‘friend’ right? I detest cats. I’m pretty much against wanking off any domestic pet. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Saint Posted 5 February, 2023 Share Posted 5 February, 2023 I know someone whose nick name is pedigree chum. He loves his dogs and the feeling of there tongue on his ......you can work the rest out for yourself. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 5 February, 2023 Share Posted 5 February, 2023 Just now, Wade Garrett said: I detest cats. I’m pretty much against wanking off any domestic pet. What about non domestic ? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coalman Posted 5 February, 2023 Share Posted 5 February, 2023 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Wade Garrett said: I detest cats. I’m pretty much against wanking off any domestic pet. Pretty much against leaves some room. Under what circumstances would you be supportive of wanking off a domestic pet? Edited 5 February, 2023 by coalman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wade Garrett Posted 5 February, 2023 Share Posted 5 February, 2023 1 minute ago, coalman said: Pretty much against leaves some room. Under what circumstances would you be supportive of wanking of a domestic pet? Medical reasons, and improving their mental health. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 5 February, 2023 Share Posted 5 February, 2023 5 minutes ago, Crab Lungs said: Corner flag image incoming? Odds on Betfair just went from 5/1 - 3/1. Interestingly, those above him on the list... their odds are lengthening.. Probably just a load of saints fans from here lumping on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coalman Posted 5 February, 2023 Share Posted 5 February, 2023 2 minutes ago, Wade Garrett said: Medical reasons, and improving their mental health. "I'm sorry officer, the cat looked a bit sad" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wade Garrett Posted 5 February, 2023 Share Posted 5 February, 2023 Just now, coalman said: "I'm sorry officer, the cat looked a bit sad" He would understand. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 5 February, 2023 Share Posted 5 February, 2023 18 minutes ago, Wade Garrett said: I actually know someone who wanks cats. True story. Can I have her number? 21 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coalman Posted 5 February, 2023 Share Posted 5 February, 2023 Just now, Wade Garrett said: He would understand. To be honest, the coppers round my neck of the woods would probably have it on TikTok before you could say "cat got the cream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wade Garrett Posted 5 February, 2023 Share Posted 5 February, 2023 Just now, The Cat said: Can I have her number? You wouldn’t want it. He’s got hands as rough as fuck and refuses to wear gloves. 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralph Fastenbüttl Posted 5 February, 2023 Share Posted 5 February, 2023 Just now, Wade Garrett said: You wouldn’t want it. He’s got hands as rough as fuck and refuses to wear gloves. Normally I'd plead for us to get back on topic but Nathan Jones is so depressing I'd rather stick with the cat wanking tbh. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 5 February, 2023 Share Posted 5 February, 2023 As far as I’m concerned Jones can w*nk off an entire husky sled team and their Eskimo, so long as he keeps us up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 5 February, 2023 Share Posted 5 February, 2023 56 minutes ago, hypochondriac said: Was that lifelongSaint? Yep. Just before he became 'lifelongcherry' on the Bournemouth forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wade Garrett Posted 5 February, 2023 Share Posted 5 February, 2023 Just now, Lighthouse said: As far as I’m concerned Jones can w*nk off an entire husky sled team and their Eskimo, so long as he keeps us up. He’s got more chance of wanking off a giraffe than keeping us up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 5 February, 2023 Share Posted 5 February, 2023 Who knew cat wanking was a topic for us on sunday, looks like top cat was a fan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 5 February, 2023 Share Posted 5 February, 2023 58 minutes ago, hypochondriac said: Was that lifelongSaint? Pretty sure he was. He was definitely the loon that said he wanted to buy Bournemouth - the good old days of the monkey chicken petting zoo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DT Posted 5 February, 2023 Share Posted 5 February, 2023 16 minutes ago, Crab Lungs said: Corner flag image incoming? Odds on Betfair just went from 5/1 - 3/1. Interestingly, those above him on the list... their odds are lengthening.. That was probably just the money I put on tbf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 5 February, 2023 Share Posted 5 February, 2023 (edited) All this talk of Jones w@nking is making me feel that my job is under threat. Edited 5 February, 2023 by Master Bates 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wade Garrett Posted 5 February, 2023 Share Posted 5 February, 2023 Does anyone think Jones won’t be sacked? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr X Posted 5 February, 2023 Share Posted 5 February, 2023 27 minutes ago, Wade Garrett said: I actually know someone who wanks cats. True story. He doesn't play for west ham does he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 5 February, 2023 Share Posted 5 February, 2023 Just now, Wade Garrett said: Does anyone think Jones won’t be sacked? Jones Jones's wife Jones's Mum Jones's dad Jones's brother A bunch of folk from a shit (ex) mining village in RCT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr X Posted 5 February, 2023 Share Posted 5 February, 2023 2 minutes ago, Master Bates said: All this talk of Jones w@nking is making me feel that my job is under threat. Don't worry There's always room for master bates in this forum 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coalman Posted 5 February, 2023 Share Posted 5 February, 2023 1 minute ago, Wade Garrett said: Does anyone think Jones won’t be sacked? Sadly I do. If Jones was Ankersen's choice and they are super footy stats best friends forever then he'll get given a chance to continue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miserableoldgit Posted 5 February, 2023 Share Posted 5 February, 2023 I think that I much preferred the cheese-related posts.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 5 February, 2023 Share Posted 5 February, 2023 5 minutes ago, Weston Super Saint said: Pretty sure he was. He was definitely the loon that said he wanted to buy Bournemouth - the good old days of the monkey chicken petting zoo! Happy days 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maysie Posted 5 February, 2023 Share Posted 5 February, 2023 I’ve heard a rumour that Jones has a family member on the board? Surely that can’t be true… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee On Solent Saint Posted 5 February, 2023 Share Posted 5 February, 2023 Just now, coalman said: Sadly I do. If Jones was Ankersen's choice and they are super footy stats best friends forever then he'll get given a chance to continue. Same. Will be surprised if they sack him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DT Posted 5 February, 2023 Share Posted 5 February, 2023 2 minutes ago, Weston Super Saint said: Jones Jones's wife Jones's Mum Jones's dad Jones's brother A bunch of folk from a shit (ex) mining village in RCT. And possibly our board Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr X Posted 5 February, 2023 Share Posted 5 February, 2023 1 minute ago, maysie said: I’ve heard a rumour that Jones has a family member on the board? Surely that can’t be true… Ewe can't be serious? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 5 February, 2023 Share Posted 5 February, 2023 1 minute ago, trousers said: Happy days I can't believe that's the best picture still around (believe me, I've looked!). Remember the first time I saw it and nearly died when I noticed the 'Princess towers' sandwiching the Hottel(sic). Still brings a smile to my face now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 5 February, 2023 Share Posted 5 February, 2023 2 minutes ago, Weston Super Saint said: I can't believe that's the best picture still around (believe me, I've looked!). I've got a decent quality copy of the photo that was originally posted on an old laptop somewhere. Will have to dig it out one day 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 5 February, 2023 Share Posted 5 February, 2023 Are these last two pages officially the most laugh-out-loud funny in Saintsweb history?! 😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 5 February, 2023 Share Posted 5 February, 2023 8 minutes ago, trousers said: Happy days These were the glory days of Saintsweb - Bear - Alpine Saint - Hamster - The monumental pompey takeover thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 5 February, 2023 Share Posted 5 February, 2023 10 minutes ago, coalman said: Sadly I do. If Jones was Ankersen's choice and they are super footy stats best friends forever then he'll get given a chance to continue. I don’t think Ankerson is an idiot, arrogant yes, idiot no Id be very surprised if Jones is in charge against Wolves there’s far too much damage done 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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