Nathan Jones

[Mr X]

I love Nath he's a world class manager every time he speaks it's pure truth on a higher plain, we are beyond lucky to have him on board and surely it's only a matter of time before the big clubs come knocking 

[DT]

Proper message would be to get rid but with no-one yet coming in. A stand in would do no worse. 
here’s a scenario I dreamt last night. That is a dream before you the cleverclogs come in with their zinger replies. 
potter leaves Chelsea. Gets England job. Southgate to us, for long term project. Or even doing it part time until end of season

[DT]

You can still get 5-1 on paddy power. Seems generous. 

[Crab Lungs]

1 minute ago, DT said:

You can still get 5-1 on paddy power. Seems generous. 

yeah 3 sites are still posting odds.... 😕

[Bad Wolf]

3 minutes ago, Convict Colony said:

hahahahaha who did this insult

 

He could have won every game so far and struck up an unbreakable bond with the fans in the meantime and this would still be hilarious.

[Crab Lungs]

Just now, Crab Lungs said:

yeah 3 sites are still posting odds.... 😕

that said, 10 sites in total were offering odds yesterday as long as 25/1

[Wade Garrett]

9 minutes ago, Convict Colony said:

hahahahaha who did this insult

 

I actually know someone who wanks cats.  True story.

[Suhari]

1 minute ago, Wade Garrett said:

I actually know someone who wanks cats.  True story.

Professionally, or as a hobby?

[coalman]

1 minute ago, Wade Garrett said:

I actually know someone who wanks cats.  True story.

This is what we've been reduced to as we await for news from inside Southampton on our not-so-beloved leader 🤣

[Wade Garrett]

Just now, Suhari said:

Professionally, or as a hobby?

I’m pretty sure he doesn’t get paid for it.  

[coalman]

12 minutes ago, Convict Colony said:

hahahahaha who did this insult

 

And there was me thinking he was making a dog's arse out of managing the club....

[whelk]

5 minutes ago, Wade Garrett said:

I actually know someone who wanks cats.  True story.

A ‘friend’ right?

[CB Fry]

6 minutes ago, Wade Garrett said:

I actually know someone who wanks cats.  True story.

I'd prefer that you didn't broadcast my private affairs all over this forum, thank you very much.

[Crab Lungs]

Corner flag image incoming?

Odds on Betfair just went from 5/1 - 3/1.

 

Interestingly, those above him on the list... their odds are lengthening..

Edited 5 February, 2023 by Crab Lungs

[Lighthouse]

[Wade Garrett]

3 minutes ago, whelk said:

A ‘friend’ right?

I detest cats.  I’m pretty much against wanking off any domestic pet.

[Yorkshire Saint]

I know someone whose nick name is pedigree chum. He loves his dogs and the feeling of there tongue on his ......you can work the rest out for yourself. 

[Smirking_Saint]

Just now, Wade Garrett said:

I detest cats.  I’m pretty much against wanking off any domestic pet.

What about non domestic ?

[coalman]

4 minutes ago, Wade Garrett said:

I detest cats.  I’m pretty much against wanking off any domestic pet.

Pretty much against leaves some room. Under what circumstances would you be supportive of wanking off a domestic pet?

Edited 5 February, 2023 by coalman

[Wade Garrett]

1 minute ago, coalman said:

Pretty much against leaves some room. Under what circumstances would you be supportive of wanking of a domestic pet?

Medical reasons, and improving their mental health.

[hypochondriac]

5 minutes ago, Crab Lungs said:

Corner flag image incoming?

Odds on Betfair just went from 5/1 - 3/1.

 

Interestingly, those above him on the list... their odds are lengthening..

Probably just a load of saints fans from here lumping on. 

[coalman]

2 minutes ago, Wade Garrett said:

Medical reasons, and improving their mental health.

"I'm sorry officer, the cat looked a bit sad"

[Wade Garrett]

Just now, coalman said:

"I'm sorry officer, the cat looked a bit sad"

He would understand.

[The Cat]

18 minutes ago, Wade Garrett said:

I actually know someone who wanks cats.  True story.

Can I have her number?

[coalman]

Just now, Wade Garrett said:

He would understand.

To be honest, the coppers round my neck of the woods would probably have it on TikTok before you could say "cat got the cream"

[Wade Garrett]

Just now, The Cat said:

Can I have her number?

You wouldn’t want it.  He’s got hands as rough as fuck and refuses to wear gloves.

[Ralph Fastenbüttl]

Just now, Wade Garrett said:

You wouldn’t want it.  He’s got hands as rough as fuck and refuses to wear gloves.

Normally I'd plead for us to get back on topic but Nathan Jones is so depressing I'd rather stick with the cat wanking tbh.

[Lighthouse]

As far as I’m concerned Jones can w*nk off an entire husky sled team and their Eskimo, so long as he keeps us up.

[trousers]

56 minutes ago, hypochondriac said:

Was that lifelongSaint? 

Yep. Just before he became 'lifelongcherry' on the Bournemouth forum

[Wade Garrett]

Just now, Lighthouse said:

As far as I’m concerned Jones can w*nk off an entire husky sled team and their Eskimo, so long as he keeps us up.

He’s got more chance of wanking off a giraffe than keeping us up.

[Convict Colony]

Who knew cat wanking was a topic for us on sunday, looks like top cat was a fan

[Weston Super Saint]

58 minutes ago, hypochondriac said:

Was that lifelongSaint? 

Pretty sure he was.

He was definitely the loon that said he wanted to buy Bournemouth - the good old days of the monkey chicken petting zoo!

[DT]

16 minutes ago, Crab Lungs said:

Corner flag image incoming?

Odds on Betfair just went from 5/1 - 3/1.

 

Interestingly, those above him on the list... their odds are lengthening..

That was probably just the money I put on tbf 

[Master Bates]

All this talk of Jones w@nking is making me feel that my job is under threat.

Edited 5 February, 2023 by Master Bates

[Wade Garrett]

Does anyone think Jones won’t be sacked?

[Mr X]

27 minutes ago, Wade Garrett said:

I actually know someone who wanks cats.  True story.

He doesn't play for west ham does he? 

[Weston Super Saint]

Just now, Wade Garrett said:

Does anyone think Jones won’t be sacked?

Jones

Jones's wife

Jones's Mum

Jones's dad

Jones's brother

A bunch of folk from a shit (ex) mining village in RCT.

[Mr X]

2 minutes ago, Master Bates said:

All this talk of Jones w@nking is making me feel that my job is under threat.

Don't worry There's always room for master bates in this forum 

[coalman]

1 minute ago, Wade Garrett said:

Does anyone think Jones won’t be sacked?

Sadly I do. If Jones was Ankersen's choice and they are super footy stats best friends forever then he'll get given a chance to continue.

[miserableoldgit]

I think that I much preferred the cheese-related posts..  

[trousers]

5 minutes ago, Weston Super Saint said:

Pretty sure he was.

He was definitely the loon that said he wanted to buy Bournemouth - the good old days of the monkey chicken petting zoo!

Happy days

 

[maysie]

I’ve heard a rumour that Jones has a family member on the board? Surely that can’t be true…

[Lee On Solent Saint]

Just now, coalman said:

Sadly I do. If Jones was Ankersen's choice and they are super footy stats best friends forever then he'll get given a chance to continue.

Same. Will be surprised if they sack him. 

[DT]

2 minutes ago, Weston Super Saint said:

Jones

Jones's wife

Jones's Mum

Jones's dad

Jones's brother

A bunch of folk from a shit (ex) mining village in RCT.

And possibly our board

[Mr X]

1 minute ago, maysie said:

I’ve heard a rumour that Jones has a family member on the board? Surely that can’t be true…

Ewe can't be serious? 

[Weston Super Saint]

1 minute ago, trousers said:

Happy days

 

I can't believe that's the best picture still around (believe me, I've looked!).

Remember the first time I saw it and nearly died when I noticed the 'Princess towers' sandwiching the Hottel(sic).  Still brings a smile to my face now.

[trousers]

2 minutes ago, Weston Super Saint said:

I can't believe that's the best picture still around (believe me, I've looked!).

I've got a decent quality copy of the photo that was originally posted on an old laptop somewhere. Will have to dig it out one day

[trousers]

Are these last two pages officially the most laugh-out-loud funny in Saintsweb history?! 😂

[Smirking_Saint]

8 minutes ago, trousers said:

Happy days

 

These were the glory days of Saintsweb

- Bear

- Alpine Saint

- Hamster

- The monumental pompey takeover thread

[Smirking_Saint]

10 minutes ago, coalman said:

Sadly I do. If Jones was Ankersen's choice and they are super footy stats best friends forever then he'll get given a chance to continue.

I don’t think Ankerson is an idiot, arrogant yes, idiot no

Id be very surprised if Jones is in charge against Wolves there’s far too much damage done