ally_uk Posted 5 December, 2022 Share Posted 5 December, 2022 ( Fantasy Scenario ) The board have green lit the arrival of two players to strengthen. Keep targets realistic who would you bring in and why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maggie May Posted 5 December, 2022 Share Posted 5 December, 2022 Jan Window fantasy sounds like those bawdy 70s films Channel 5 used to show after 11pm. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaptopSaint Posted 5 December, 2022 Share Posted 5 December, 2022 (edited) Chris Wood and Ismaila Sarr Both know the league, both are achievable buys, both are better than what we have. Edited 5 December, 2022 by LaptopSaint 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danjosaint Posted 5 December, 2022 Share Posted 5 December, 2022 (edited) Difficult to know what is realistic as we're in such a shit place at moment so it can only be money that brings players here that are any good, but if i were to choose 2 it would be the swiss lads Breel Embolo and Djibril Sow, both not great at wc but both qualites we need, pace power up front and a genuine box to box cm but only fantasy as they can play champions league at respective clubs Edited 5 December, 2022 by danjosaint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris cooper Posted 6 December, 2022 Share Posted 6 December, 2022 (edited) Vitinha and sarr Edited 6 December, 2022 by Chris cooper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skintsaint Posted 6 December, 2022 Share Posted 6 December, 2022 Two lesbians probably. Sisters... I'm just watching. 2 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 6 December, 2022 Share Posted 6 December, 2022 8 hours ago, LaptopSaint said: Chris Wood and Ismaila Sarr Both know the league, both are achievable buys, both are better than what we have. Hasn't Sarr been asking for ridiculous wages and priced himself out of other moves? Only what I was told, I haven't actually looked into whether it's true or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 6 December, 2022 Share Posted 6 December, 2022 1 hour ago, skintsaint said: Two lesbians probably. Sisters... I'm just watching. Is there a transfer window for partners? Much like the football transfer window could see people desperately scrambling around to get someone in but ending up with their 4th or 5th choice. Harry Redknapp being interviewed in his car about some of the deals looking suspiciously like a dogger. Peter Odemwinge desperately sat outside some woman's house waiting for the confirmation phone call. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 6 December, 2022 Share Posted 6 December, 2022 1 hour ago, skintsaint said: Two lesbians probably. Sisters... I'm just watching. Damn beat me(at) to it. 😄 Full back cover Experienced DM to cover any Lavia injury absences AM Striker. 4 players that could save our season. Who? Eff knows but people with a little bit of talent that actually give a shit about keeping us up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabrice Fernandes no.1 fan Posted 6 December, 2022 Share Posted 6 December, 2022 Mattia Perin from Juve- the club is a mess and he's their back up, but an Italy international and a good keeper. Let him play the second half of the season because when we're fighting relegation we'll need a more experienced head back there, and it saves Bazunu from following Gunn's path of having all confidence drained out of him. Tammy Abraham- quality striker, PL experience and seems to have fallen out with Mourinho. He'd maybe know a couple of players from his Chelsea days, or England youth, so would fit into the squad well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Wayman Posted 6 December, 2022 Share Posted 6 December, 2022 I give up what's the answer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viking Saint Posted 6 December, 2022 Share Posted 6 December, 2022 (edited) 14 hours ago, skintsaint said: Two lesbians probably. Sisters... I'm just watching. Get out!! Edited 6 December, 2022 by Viking Saint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ally_uk Posted 6 December, 2022 Author Share Posted 6 December, 2022 I'd go with: Paul Onuachu the striker at Genk good record in the Belgium 🇧🇪 league. Is like 6.7 so would give us a solid focal point at top. Can actually head a football also.. Or I would try and lure Tammy Abraham yes it's ambitious doable? Probably not.. As for another forward / Mid I would look at Justin Kluivet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davefizzy14 Posted 6 December, 2022 Share Posted 6 December, 2022 (edited) Lassina Traore or Paul Onuachu would be good. Getting Danny Ings back would be class Creativity wise - Tete would be a top target for me. Edited 6 December, 2022 by davefizzy14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Fan CaM Posted 7 December, 2022 Share Posted 7 December, 2022 (edited) Forget any other positions other than a striker and an attacking midfielder at the very least. Don’t sort those positions out convincingly in January then we don’t stay in the Prem in my opinion. "Who?" is a very difficult question - we need to sign players of a quality fit to join a mid to high level table team, rather than one in the relegation zone and one that has struggled to find form for months now. To be honest I think it will be nigh on impossible to find the right players willing to come and suspect we’ll end up calling back Tella as the answer. #saintsy Edited 7 December, 2022 by Saint Fan CaM 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecurnew02 Posted 7 December, 2022 Share Posted 7 December, 2022 Noah Okafor and Enzo Le Fee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miltonaggro Posted 7 December, 2022 Share Posted 7 December, 2022 On 05/12/2022 at 23:31, LaptopSaint said: Chris Wood and Ismaila Sarr Both know the league, both are achievable buys, both are better than what we have. Wood and Sarr are both really solid suggestions but given the balls up in the summer and current position it could be an ask to get them to sign up to the project. IMO we most need the focal point and leader up front, a Pelle type player. Similarly posters are making good calls throughout this thread but SR will probably go left field. You’d hope that the club would have a list of targets in terms of both permanent signings and loans and my jan window ‘fantasy’ would probably see us signing more than two and giving Jones a forward line selection headache, including recall of Tella. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 7 December, 2022 Share Posted 7 December, 2022 (edited) On 06/12/2022 at 07:39, The Cat said: Is there a transfer window for partners? Much like the football transfer window could see people desperately scrambling around to get someone in but ending up with their 4th or 5th choice. Harry Redknapp being interviewed in his car about some of the deals looking suspiciously like a dogger. Peter Odemwinge desperately sat outside some woman's house waiting for the confirmation phone call. It used to be like that as last orders got closer in night clubs in the 90s. Desperately trying to pull whatever is left at the end of the night when absolutely smashed, happy to take what is left as time ran out. Saints are usually the equivalent of the bloke that ends up going for a kebab after missing out but might occasionally pull the fat sweaty bird who has spent all night dancing with her equally vile friends to its raining men and dancing queen being ignored by every other bloke there. Edited 7 December, 2022 by Turkish 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloggy saint Posted 7 December, 2022 Share Posted 7 December, 2022 1 hour ago, Turkish said: It used to be like that as last orders got closer in night clubs in the 90s. Desperately trying to pull whatever is left at the end of the night when absolutely smashed, happy to take what is left as time ran out. Saints are usually the equivalent of the bloke that ends up going for a kebab after missing out but might occasionally pull the fat sweaty bird who has spent all night dancing with her equally vile friends to its raining men and dancing queen being ignored by every other bloke there. The voice of experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsdinho Posted 7 December, 2022 Share Posted 7 December, 2022 Gakpo and Ramos 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
once_bitterne Posted 7 December, 2022 Share Posted 7 December, 2022 The only players we are likely to attract are ones from L1 hoping to take the step up and play for us in the Championship next season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 7 December, 2022 Share Posted 7 December, 2022 (edited) Doh joke already done hahaha Edited 7 December, 2022 by Convict Colony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint86 Posted 7 December, 2022 Share Posted 7 December, 2022 Keept it realistic you say? That will be Liam delap and cole palmer knowing our scouting... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 7 December, 2022 Share Posted 7 December, 2022 On 06/12/2022 at 06:17, Chris cooper said: Vitinha and sarr Which one ? The one at Braga, or at PSG (who we can probably forget about). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 7 December, 2022 Share Posted 7 December, 2022 4 hours ago, cloggy saint said: The voice of experience. If it never happened to you you weren’t there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 7 December, 2022 Share Posted 7 December, 2022 1 hour ago, Saint86 said: Keept it realistic you say? That will be Liam delap and cole palmer knowing our scouting... Cole Palmer is out of our league now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Fan CaM Posted 7 December, 2022 Share Posted 7 December, 2022 3 hours ago, Saint86 said: Keept it realistic you say? That will be Liam delap and cole palmer knowing our scouting... Might actually be happy with Liam Delap - at least it might inspire the Northam to sing "he's one of our own" instead of the usual continual reliance on OWTSGMI! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 7 December, 2022 Share Posted 7 December, 2022 8 hours ago, Turkish said: It used to be like that as last orders got closer in night clubs in the 90s. Desperately trying to pull whatever is left at the end of the night when absolutely smashed, happy to take what is left as time ran out. Saints are usually the equivalent of the bloke that ends up going for a kebab after missing out but might occasionally pull the fat sweaty bird who has spent all night dancing with her equally vile friends to its raining men and dancing queen being ignored by every other bloke there. Last orders in Kaos was always a fun filled time, often followed by a trip to Larby's (?) on the corner next door. The thing with Kaos is that the women you described were often the picks of the bunch in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Wolf Posted 7 December, 2022 Share Posted 7 December, 2022 Keep a fantasy realistic? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SotonianWill Posted 7 December, 2022 Share Posted 7 December, 2022 6 hours ago, Saint Fan CaM said: Might actually be happy with Liam Delap - at least it might inspire the Northam to sing "he's one of our own" instead of the usual continual reliance on OWTSGMI! lol he is most definitely not one of our own. he’s from the north, winchester 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FarehamSaintJames Posted 7 December, 2022 Share Posted 7 December, 2022 On 06/12/2022 at 06:30, skintsaint said: Two lesbians probably. Sisters... I'm just watching. Can I hear more from skintsaint, please? 😅 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roboze Posted 8 December, 2022 Share Posted 8 December, 2022 (edited) The Ultimate fantasy is that we resurrect Markus, and let him finish what he started 👌 Edited 8 December, 2022 by Roboze Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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