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Difficult to know what is realistic as we're in such a shit place at moment so it can only be money that brings players here that are any good, but if i were to choose 2 it would be the swiss lads Breel Embolo and Djibril Sow, both not great at wc but both qualites we need, pace power up front and a genuine box to box cm but only fantasy as they can play champions league at respective clubs

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8 hours ago, LaptopSaint said:

Chris Wood and Ismaila Sarr

Both know the league, both are achievable buys, both are better than what we have. 

Hasn't Sarr been asking for ridiculous wages and priced himself out of other moves?

Only what I was told, I haven't actually looked into whether it's true or not.

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1 hour ago, skintsaint said:

Two lesbians probably. Sisters...  I'm just watching.

Is there a transfer window for partners? Much like the football transfer window could see people desperately scrambling around to get someone in but ending up with their 4th or 5th choice.

Harry Redknapp being interviewed in his car about some of the deals looking suspiciously like a dogger.

Peter Odemwinge desperately sat outside some woman's house waiting for the confirmation phone call.

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1 hour ago, skintsaint said:

Two lesbians probably. Sisters...  I'm just watching.

Damn beat me(at) to it. 😄

 

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Striker.

 

4 players that could save our season. Who? Eff knows but people with a little bit of talent that actually give a shit about keeping us up. 

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Mattia Perin from Juve- the club is a mess and he's their back up, but an Italy international and a good keeper. Let him play the second half of the season because when we're fighting relegation we'll need a more experienced head back there, and it saves Bazunu from following Gunn's path of having all confidence drained out of him.

Tammy Abraham- quality striker, PL experience and seems to have fallen out with Mourinho. He'd maybe know a couple of players from his Chelsea days, or England youth, so would fit into the squad well

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I'd go with:

Paul Onuachu the striker at Genk good record in the Belgium 🇧🇪 league. Is like 6.7 so would give us a solid focal point at top. Can actually head a football also.. 

Or I would try and lure Tammy Abraham yes it's ambitious doable? Probably not..

As for another forward / Mid I would look at Justin Kluivet 

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Forget any other positions other than a striker and an attacking midfielder at the very least. Don’t sort those positions out convincingly in January then we don’t stay in the Prem in my opinion.

"Who?" is a very difficult question - we need to sign players of a quality fit to join a mid to high level table team, rather than one in the relegation zone and one that has struggled to find form for months now. To be honest I think it will be nigh on impossible to find the right players willing to come and suspect we’ll end up calling back Tella as the answer. #saintsy

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On 05/12/2022 at 23:31, LaptopSaint said:

Chris Wood and Ismaila Sarr

Both know the league, both are achievable buys, both are better than what we have. 

Wood and Sarr are both really solid suggestions but given the balls up in the summer and current position it could be an ask to get them to sign up to the project. IMO we most need the focal point and leader up front, a Pelle type player. Similarly posters are making good calls throughout this thread but SR will probably go left field. You’d hope that the club would have a list of targets in terms of both permanent signings and loans and my jan window ‘fantasy’ would probably see us signing more than two and giving Jones a forward line selection headache, including recall of Tella. 

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On 06/12/2022 at 07:39, The Cat said:

Is there a transfer window for partners? Much like the football transfer window could see people desperately scrambling around to get someone in but ending up with their 4th or 5th choice.

Harry Redknapp being interviewed in his car about some of the deals looking suspiciously like a dogger.

Peter Odemwinge desperately sat outside some woman's house waiting for the confirmation phone call.

It used to be like that as last orders got closer in night clubs in the 90s. Desperately trying to pull whatever is left at the end of the night when absolutely smashed, happy to take what is left as time ran out. Saints are usually the equivalent of the bloke that ends up going for a kebab after missing out but might occasionally pull the fat sweaty bird who has spent all night dancing with her equally vile friends to its raining men and dancing queen being ignored by every other bloke there. 

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1 hour ago, Turkish said:

It used to be like that as last orders got closer in night clubs in the 90s. Desperately trying to pull whatever is left at the end of the night when absolutely smashed, happy to take what is left as time ran out. Saints are usually the equivalent of the bloke that ends up going for a kebab after missing out but might occasionally pull the fat sweaty bird who has spent all night dancing with her equally vile friends to its raining men and dancing queen being ignored by every other bloke there. 

The voice of experience.

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3 hours ago, Saint86 said:

Keept it realistic you say?

That will be Liam delap and cole palmer knowing our scouting... 

Might actually be happy with Liam Delap - at least it might inspire the Northam to sing "he's one of our own" instead of the usual continual reliance on OWTSGMI! lol

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8 hours ago, Turkish said:

It used to be like that as last orders got closer in night clubs in the 90s. Desperately trying to pull whatever is left at the end of the night when absolutely smashed, happy to take what is left as time ran out. Saints are usually the equivalent of the bloke that ends up going for a kebab after missing out but might occasionally pull the fat sweaty bird who has spent all night dancing with her equally vile friends to its raining men and dancing queen being ignored by every other bloke there. 

Last orders in Kaos was always a fun filled time, often followed by a trip to Larby's (?) on the corner next door.

The thing with Kaos is that the women you described were often the picks of the bunch in there.

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