Saints 1-4 Newcastle - Match Thread

[OttawaSaint]

1 minute ago, Baird of the land said:

Playing walcott is like playing 10 men.

That pass to Moi, ugh, could have put him in 1 on 1 (to miss anyway).

[Saint NL]

Need to convert one of these chances.

[Chez]

my god. Walcott dithers, absolutely terrible weight of pass, ely gets us back on track and adams cant score. Kind of sums our attacking play up in a nutshell.

At least we are attacking though. 

[washsaint]

Adams is so bad all you can do is laugh at his misses

[Baird of the land]

They literally passed the ball to walcott and he looked lost and almost gave them the ball back.

[Micky]

Wood ffs

[stknowle]

BAD Gateway

[Suhari]

Twat buckets.

[Saint_clark]

Fuck sake why does Chris Wood turn into Ibrahimovic when he plays us???

[Mixedkebab]

Wood, How bloody obvious was that 

[AlexLaw76]

lolz

[Saint NL]

Exactly to the script I predicted pregame 🤔

[Saint_clark]

Bazunu is fucking awful, nowhere near that and it wasn't even particularly hard or right in the corner.

[OttawaSaint]

And that's why those misses are so costly...

[Mr X]

Game over for sure!

[USaint]

Lost count of how many times this has been said but Fuck Off Ralph 

[obelisk]

That's what a striker does for you.

[Lighthouse]

That’s an excellent turn and finish TBF, meanwhile all our players and shanking it into the car park from 5 yards away.

[OttawaSaint]

Bazunu couldn't stop a beachball...

[Micky]

What a shit, shit day this is turning into....

[Saint_clark]

BAZUNU. IS. POINTLESS.

[OttawaSaint]

JWP must have the WC on his mind. He been utterly atrocious this season. 

[Suhari]

Wow.

That's fucking awful.

[Micky]

Heads have gone,  we're on for another embarrassment

[Saint NL]

So we need two goals against the meanest defense 🤯

 

3-0

[AlexLaw76]

Someone please tell why Ralph is the best man for thew job

[Baird of the land]

Well done Ralph. Only 6 more to go

[Turkish]

FFS 

[obelisk]

The difference in this game is one team is taking their chances.

[Chez]

we had just got a foothold in the game. Fuck.

Don't take your chances and that's what happens. 

[Sheaf Saint]

1 minute ago, OttawaSaint said:

Bazunu couldn't stop a beachball...

His view was blocked by AMN.

Oh FFS. 3-0 now. Utter fucking garbage from us again. Newcastle showing the kinf of finishing quality we completely lack.

[Saint_clark]

Looked like Ralph literally said "yep...that's it then" after that third goal. 

Not sure if he's talking about the game or his job.

[RedArmy]

Embarrassing goals to concede today. 
 

 

[Sunglasses Ron]

8 minutes ago, Baird of the land said:

Playing walcott is like playing 10 men.

So good he’s ten times better than the average player right?

[Lee On Solent Saint]

Just so embarrassing

[Saint86]

Going down with this attack. Simple as that

 

[Turkish]

The frustration is we have played okay, just missed both our chances and they’ve scored with every shot on target

[qwertyell]

This keeper saves nothing but shots straight at him. Didn't even get close to two powder puff finishes.

Maitland-Niles has been hopeless on all three goals. 

They say it's the hope that kills you, but we've had none of that in months.

[Saint NL]

I say this every week, but bye bye Ralph 

[OttawaSaint]

When was the last time we did that? Nice defence splitting ball, cool head,  cool finish. Our lot would have:

- waited waited waaaaaaiiited, back back punt.

- hit the ball out for a throw in

- passed to the other team

Shocking. I'm looking forward to the shitty Qatar WC now to get a rest from Ralph and the steaming pile of shit he serves up every fucking cunting week. 

FUCK OFF!

[washsaint]

What the hell is that from Ralph re. subs?

[Saint_clark]

To think we could have had Nick Pope for half what we've paid for Bazunu.

[OttawaSaint]

Actually I'm just happy that we are allowed to share the pitch with the other teams. 

Selfies and handjobs for everyone at FT!

[Sunglasses Ron]

Surely this is the end for Ralph?

I’ve not said this before, but it’s definitely time for him to go so we can try and salvage this complete cow pat of a season.

[OttawaSaint]

Ralph doesn't have a clue on what formation to play, who his best XI are. It would be funny if it wasn't us. 

[Saint NL]

Saints fans singing "we're fucking shit"

[Mr X]

2 minutes ago, washsaint said:

What the hell is that from Ralph re. subs?

Oh we are 3 nil down I might actually bring on three players 😂

[OttawaSaint]

This is really embarrassing. Head's gone. He's just sulking now and saying fuck it. 

That's the problem he's a fucking stubborn, petty manchild. 

Can he just fuck off now, let us get the new man in during the WC?

[Ralph Fastenbüttl]

What are SR waiting for at this point? Who is left who thinks the time has not come to try something new? Saints have become extraordinarily tedious. Please can we just call time on the Ralph era and look ahead to something different?

[OttawaSaint]

Adam Armstrong must have about the softest shot I've ever seen in an EPL player, I can hit it harder.