A Saints fan in Number Ten - Rishi Sunak and the red and white revolution

[CB Fry]

At last the thing we have all dreamt of: one of our own* in Downing Street

A new thread for a new era.

Bit of a shitter about mortgage rates, and all of Britain's public services shot to shit. But still: A SAINTS FAN

Let's hope he makes Portsmouth illegal or something.

 

*if you went to Private School and also a multimillionaire 

[whelk]

We need a blue plaque at the top of Hill Lane by his chemists

[farawaysaint]

Likely scenario in my mind now is Tories to lose the next GE then Boris makes a power grab again and becomes head of the opposition. 

[moonraker]

3 minutes ago, farawaysaint said:

Likely scenario in my mind now is Tories to lose the next GE then Boris makes a power grab again and becomes head of the opposition. 

Boris has neither the commitment nor attention to detail to lead an effective opposition.  Not that he would acknowledge that, if it were to happen then it would be a gift for Labour.

[whelk]

3 minutes ago, farawaysaint said:

Likely scenario in my mind now is Tories to lose the next GE then Boris makes a power grab again and becomes head of the opposition. 

Very much doubt it. Clear that so many MPS know he is a liability and doesn’t have the skills or integrity to govern. This won’t be lost on even party members although clearly many have this incorrect view that he polls so well and is a winner. Yeah that was back in 2019. We have all seen what a self serving lying cunt he is

[CB Fry]

2 minutes ago, whelk said:

Very much doubt it. Clear that so many MPS know he is a liability and doesn’t have the skills or integrity to govern. This won’t be lost on even party members although clearly many have this incorrect view that he polls so well and is a winner. Yeah that was back in 2019. We have all seen what a self serving lying cunt he is

I also don't believe that Boris would want the four, maybe five year schlep of being leader of the opposition.

 

Edited 23 October, 2022 by CB Fry

[trousers]

How can we be certain that Mordaunt won't get 100 backers and/or pull out of the contest? 

[CB Fry]

2 minutes ago, trousers said:

How can we be certain that Mordaunt won't get 100 backers and/or pull out of the contest? 

Look, I done the thread that said it definitely wouldn't be Suella Braverman last time and I was proved right, weren't I? So just trust me on this one.

And anyway, when does Pompey ever beat Saints? Come on man.

Edited 23 October, 2022 by CB Fry

[The Kraken]

1 minute ago, trousers said:

How can we be certain that Mordaunt won't get 100 backers and/or pull out of the contest? 

We can’t, she’s said she’s going to run as she thinks the members deserve it. She likely won’t get to 100 though.

[whelk]

2 minutes ago, CB Fry said:

I also don't believe that Boris would want the four, maybe five year schlep of being leader of the opposition.

 

Exactly. He will just go off and make loads of money from being a raconteur.

[trousers]

1 minute ago, CB Fry said:

Look, I done the thread that said it definitely wouldn't be Suella Braverman last time and I was proved right, weren't I? So just trust me on this one.

And anyway, when does Pompey ever beat Saints? Come on man.

Ha... Fair point

[whelk]

Sunak 1/50 is pretty strong

[SW5 SAINT]

Well it looks like the race to No 10 is now a straight fight between a Saints fan and a Pompey fan……!

[The Kraken]

Accurate report said Johnson had 59, Porky Penny 26. Zahawi has already switched. Don’t think the diving wardrobe gets to 100.

[whelk]

I would definitely choose Mordaunt over Sunak if the question was who would you most like to shag?

[The Cat]

Mordaunt just on the news saying she has more experience because she's held 9 ministerial roles since being an MP.

9!! Some of those must have been for 5 minutes each.

[trousers]

I feel there's a quote about fat ladies and singing that may be applicable here...?

Edited 23 October, 2022 by trousers

[Tamesaint]

I suppose that Boris can now go back on holiday. 

[benjii]

9 hours ago, whelk said:

We need a blue plaque at the top of Hill Lane by his chemists

Could put a statue on the roundabout isn't it?

[Tamesaint]

Will he give MLT a place in the House of Lords? I would expect at least a knighthood.

[buctootim]

13 hours ago, whelk said:

We need a blue plaque at the top of Hill Lane by his chemists

That was the nearest pharmacy to the house i lived in as a young teenager. They used to sell their own formula, own label Bronco mix which contained a long list of stuff but including alcohol, choloform and morphine.  I had a very weird and trippy bad cough one winter. 

[farawaysaint]

19 minutes ago, buctootim said:

That was the nearest pharmacy to the house i lived in as a young teenager. They used to sell their own formula, own label Bronco mix which contained a long list of stuff but including alcohol, choloform and morphine.  I had a very weird and trippy bad cough one winter. 

Tomorrow’s daily mail headline “New PM has history of drugging young men.”

[buctootim]

18 minutes ago, farawaysaint said:

Tomorrow’s daily mail headline “New PM has history of drugging young men.”

Is it too late to sue? I was probably traumatised! 

[whelk]

1 hour ago, buctootim said:

That was the nearest pharmacy to the house i lived in as a young teenager. They used to sell their own formula, own label Bronco mix which contained a long list of stuff but including alcohol, choloform and morphine.  I had a very weird and trippy bad cough one winter. 

And his dad was a GP who wrote prescriptions specifically for Sunak the pharmacy. Guess they had to pay the Winchester College fees somehow 

[Lighthouse]

3 hours ago, Tamesaint said:

Will he give MLT a place in the House of Lords? I would expect at least a knighthood.

Health minister, surely?

[Sheaf Saint]

5 mins to go.

All the sensible money is on Sunak, but if Penny Dreadful can somehow scrape past the 100 mark, she would probably win the members' vote. If Sunak couldn't beat the hopeless Truss then he doesn't stand a chance against a semi-competent candidate.

Edited 24 October, 2022 by Sheaf Saint

[ecuk268]

2 hours ago, buctootim said:

That was the nearest pharmacy to the house i lived in as a young teenager. They used to sell their own formula, own label Bronco mix which contained a long list of stuff but including alcohol, choloform and morphine.  I had a very weird and trippy bad cough one winter. 

I live just up the road.

The sign on their parking space still says "Sunak Pharmacy".

[Sheaf Saint]

Penny withdraws

[trousers]

5 minutes ago, Sheaf Saint said:

Penny withdraws

Some common sense at last

[sadoldgit]

Poor old Jerry from Lowestoft is not going to be a happy bunny this afternoon!  😂

Edited 24 October, 2022 by sadoldgit
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[Lighthouse]

He stands just over six foot three,

Rishi, Rishi,

He took us to 10 Downing Street,

Rishi, Rishi,

An ex-chemist, he takes the p*ss,

With health advice from Matt Le Tiss,

Rishi Sunak, Southampton’s next PM

[Turkish]

13 minutes ago, sadoldgit said:

Poor old Jerry from Lowestoft is not going to be a happy bunny this afternoon!  😂

he described sunak as not British

You described Prtti Patel as an immigrant

whats the difference?

[buctootim]

52 minutes ago, Sheaf Saint said:

Penny withdraws

I only ever thought she was doing it as leverage to get senior ministerial portfolio tbh. 

[The Kraken]

52 minutes ago, Lighthouse said:

He stands just under five foot three,

Rishi, Rishi,

He took us to 10 Downing Street,

Rishi, Rishi,

An ex-chemist, he takes the p*ss,

With health advice from Matt Le Tiss,

Rishi Sunak, Southampton’s next PM

FTFY.

[AlexLaw76]

2 hours ago, sadoldgit said:

Poor old Jerry from Lowestoft is not going to be a happy bunny this afternoon!  😂

Pot. Kettle 

Edited 24 October, 2022 by AlexLaw76

[Turkish]

16 minutes ago, AlexLaw76 said:

Pot. Kettle 

Amusing that soggy is mocking someone for doing exactly the same thing as he did! The lack of self awareness is off the scale

[Weston Super Saint]

2 hours ago, Turkish said:

he described sunak as not British

You described Prtti Patel as an immigrant

whats the difference?

Soggy denied he did it? (until he was proved wrong).

[AlexLaw76]

How long before SaintsWeb tout Rishi as the most 'right-wing' and/or 'far-right' prime minister ever?

[revolution saint]

32 minutes ago, AlexLaw76 said:

How long before SaintsWeb tout Rishi as the most 'right-wing' and/or 'far-right' prime minister ever?

Is there a prize for the correct answer?  I'm going to guess 30 seconds from now.

[revolution saint]

Rishi Sunak is the most right wing far right prime minister ever.

 

[CB Fry]

I think he's just a little right wing.

[Turkish]

1 minute ago, CB Fry said:

I think he's just a little right wing.

has he got some boots? We could do with a decent right winger. LMFAO

[FarehamSaintJames]

Another day, same shit show.

Looking forward to the raffle for PM next month 👍🏻

[Turkish]

52 minutes ago, AlexLaw76 said:

How long before SaintsWeb tout Rishi as the most 'right-wing' and/or 'far-right' prime minister ever?

Surely anyone who doesn't vote for him in the next GM is a racist.

[sadoldgit]

On 24/10/2022 at 16:15, AlexLaw76 said:

Pot. Kettle 

Given that you spend your days scanning the internet for news of Asian rapists to post here whilst ignoring white sex offenders, your years of posting your dislike of foreigners and only the other day accusing me of playing the poster not the post, this is a bit rich. We can now add hypocrite to your forum CV. Along with your many other pseudonyms, perhaps you are Jerry from Lowestoft too?  

Edited 25 October, 2022 by sadoldgit
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[Turkish]

7 minutes ago, sadoldgit said:

Given that you spend your days scanning the internet for news of Asian rapists to post here whilst ignoring white sex offenders, your years of posting your dislike of foreigners and only the other day accusing me of playing the poster not the post, this is a bit rich. We can now add hypocrite to your forum CV. Along with your many other pseudonyms, perhaps you are Jerry from Lowestoft to?  

he described sunak as not British

You described Prtti Patel as an immigrant

whats the difference?

Edited 24 October, 2022 by Turkish

[Whitey Grandad]

15 minutes ago, Turkish said:

he described sunak as not British

You described Prtti Patel as an immigrant

whats the difference?

Both born in England unlike Johnson who was born in New York.

[Turkish]

2 minutes ago, Whitey Grandad said:

Both born in England unlike Johnson who was born in New York.

Indeed. So why did Soggy say Patel is an immigrant? Why is he accusing other people of acting like Jerry from Lowestoft who said Sunak wasn't English.

Is there any significant difference between the two comments? 

[badgerx16]

The Tory members have now had a leader imposed on them that they rejected 7 weeks ago.

I expect the angry letters to be flying in to the Mail, Express, and Telegraph.

[Weston Super Saint]

2 minutes ago, badgerx16 said:

The Tory members have now had a leader imposed on them that they rejected 7 weeks ago.

I expect the angry letters to be flying in to the Mail, Express, and Telegraph.

Imagine if they decide Rishi needs to go, could be third time lucky for Penny!