CB Fry Posted 23 October, 2022 Share Posted 23 October, 2022 At last the thing we have all dreamt of: one of our own* in Downing Street A new thread for a new era. Bit of a shitter about mortgage rates, and all of Britain's public services shot to shit. But still: A SAINTS FAN Let's hope he makes Portsmouth illegal or something. *if you went to Private School and also a multimillionaire 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 23 October, 2022 Share Posted 23 October, 2022 We need a blue plaque at the top of Hill Lane by his chemists 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farawaysaint Posted 23 October, 2022 Share Posted 23 October, 2022 Likely scenario in my mind now is Tories to lose the next GE then Boris makes a power grab again and becomes head of the opposition. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moonraker Posted 23 October, 2022 Share Posted 23 October, 2022 3 minutes ago, farawaysaint said: Likely scenario in my mind now is Tories to lose the next GE then Boris makes a power grab again and becomes head of the opposition. Boris has neither the commitment nor attention to detail to lead an effective opposition. Not that he would acknowledge that, if it were to happen then it would be a gift for Labour. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 23 October, 2022 Share Posted 23 October, 2022 3 minutes ago, farawaysaint said: Likely scenario in my mind now is Tories to lose the next GE then Boris makes a power grab again and becomes head of the opposition. Very much doubt it. Clear that so many MPS know he is a liability and doesn’t have the skills or integrity to govern. This won’t be lost on even party members although clearly many have this incorrect view that he polls so well and is a winner. Yeah that was back in 2019. We have all seen what a self serving lying cunt he is 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Fry Posted 23 October, 2022 Author Share Posted 23 October, 2022 (edited) 2 minutes ago, whelk said: Very much doubt it. Clear that so many MPS know he is a liability and doesn’t have the skills or integrity to govern. This won’t be lost on even party members although clearly many have this incorrect view that he polls so well and is a winner. Yeah that was back in 2019. We have all seen what a self serving lying cunt he is I also don't believe that Boris would want the four, maybe five year schlep of being leader of the opposition. Edited 23 October, 2022 by CB Fry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 23 October, 2022 Share Posted 23 October, 2022 How can we be certain that Mordaunt won't get 100 backers and/or pull out of the contest? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Fry Posted 23 October, 2022 Author Share Posted 23 October, 2022 (edited) 2 minutes ago, trousers said: How can we be certain that Mordaunt won't get 100 backers and/or pull out of the contest? Look, I done the thread that said it definitely wouldn't be Suella Braverman last time and I was proved right, weren't I? So just trust me on this one. And anyway, when does Pompey ever beat Saints? Come on man. Edited 23 October, 2022 by CB Fry 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kraken Posted 23 October, 2022 Share Posted 23 October, 2022 1 minute ago, trousers said: How can we be certain that Mordaunt won't get 100 backers and/or pull out of the contest? We can’t, she’s said she’s going to run as she thinks the members deserve it. She likely won’t get to 100 though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 23 October, 2022 Share Posted 23 October, 2022 2 minutes ago, CB Fry said: I also don't believe that Boris would want the four, maybe five year schlep of being leader of the opposition. Exactly. He will just go off and make loads of money from being a raconteur. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 23 October, 2022 Share Posted 23 October, 2022 1 minute ago, CB Fry said: Look, I done the thread that said it definitely wouldn't be Suella Braverman last time and I was proved right, weren't I? So just trust me on this one. And anyway, when does Pompey ever beat Saints? Come on man. Ha... Fair point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 23 October, 2022 Share Posted 23 October, 2022 Sunak 1/50 is pretty strong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SW5 SAINT Posted 23 October, 2022 Share Posted 23 October, 2022 Well it looks like the race to No 10 is now a straight fight between a Saints fan and a Pompey fan……! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kraken Posted 23 October, 2022 Share Posted 23 October, 2022 Accurate report said Johnson had 59, Porky Penny 26. Zahawi has already switched. Don’t think the diving wardrobe gets to 100. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 23 October, 2022 Share Posted 23 October, 2022 I would definitely choose Mordaunt over Sunak if the question was who would you most like to shag? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 23 October, 2022 Share Posted 23 October, 2022 Mordaunt just on the news saying she has more experience because she's held 9 ministerial roles since being an MP. 9!! Some of those must have been for 5 minutes each. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 23 October, 2022 Share Posted 23 October, 2022 (edited) I feel there's a quote about fat ladies and singing that may be applicable here...? Edited 23 October, 2022 by trousers 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamesaint Posted 23 October, 2022 Share Posted 23 October, 2022 I suppose that Boris can now go back on holiday. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 24 October, 2022 Share Posted 24 October, 2022 9 hours ago, whelk said: We need a blue plaque at the top of Hill Lane by his chemists Could put a statue on the roundabout isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamesaint Posted 24 October, 2022 Share Posted 24 October, 2022 Will he give MLT a place in the House of Lords? I would expect at least a knighthood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 24 October, 2022 Share Posted 24 October, 2022 13 hours ago, whelk said: We need a blue plaque at the top of Hill Lane by his chemists That was the nearest pharmacy to the house i lived in as a young teenager. They used to sell their own formula, own label Bronco mix which contained a long list of stuff but including alcohol, choloform and morphine. I had a very weird and trippy bad cough one winter. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farawaysaint Posted 24 October, 2022 Share Posted 24 October, 2022 19 minutes ago, buctootim said: That was the nearest pharmacy to the house i lived in as a young teenager. They used to sell their own formula, own label Bronco mix which contained a long list of stuff but including alcohol, choloform and morphine. I had a very weird and trippy bad cough one winter. Tomorrow’s daily mail headline “New PM has history of drugging young men.” 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 24 October, 2022 Share Posted 24 October, 2022 18 minutes ago, farawaysaint said: Tomorrow’s daily mail headline “New PM has history of drugging young men.” Is it too late to sue? I was probably traumatised! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 24 October, 2022 Share Posted 24 October, 2022 1 hour ago, buctootim said: That was the nearest pharmacy to the house i lived in as a young teenager. They used to sell their own formula, own label Bronco mix which contained a long list of stuff but including alcohol, choloform and morphine. I had a very weird and trippy bad cough one winter. And his dad was a GP who wrote prescriptions specifically for Sunak the pharmacy. Guess they had to pay the Winchester College fees somehow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 24 October, 2022 Share Posted 24 October, 2022 3 hours ago, Tamesaint said: Will he give MLT a place in the House of Lords? I would expect at least a knighthood. Health minister, surely? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheaf Saint Posted 24 October, 2022 Share Posted 24 October, 2022 (edited) 5 mins to go. All the sensible money is on Sunak, but if Penny Dreadful can somehow scrape past the 100 mark, she would probably win the members' vote. If Sunak couldn't beat the hopeless Truss then he doesn't stand a chance against a semi-competent candidate. Edited 24 October, 2022 by Sheaf Saint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecuk268 Posted 24 October, 2022 Share Posted 24 October, 2022 2 hours ago, buctootim said: That was the nearest pharmacy to the house i lived in as a young teenager. They used to sell their own formula, own label Bronco mix which contained a long list of stuff but including alcohol, choloform and morphine. I had a very weird and trippy bad cough one winter. I live just up the road. The sign on their parking space still says "Sunak Pharmacy". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheaf Saint Posted 24 October, 2022 Share Posted 24 October, 2022 Penny withdraws Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 24 October, 2022 Share Posted 24 October, 2022 5 minutes ago, Sheaf Saint said: Penny withdraws Some common sense at last Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadoldgit Posted 24 October, 2022 Share Posted 24 October, 2022 (edited) Poor old Jerry from Lowestoft is not going to be a happy bunny this afternoon! 😂 Edited 24 October, 2022 by sadoldgit Add text Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 24 October, 2022 Share Posted 24 October, 2022 He stands just over six foot three, Rishi, Rishi, He took us to 10 Downing Street, Rishi, Rishi, An ex-chemist, he takes the p*ss, With health advice from Matt Le Tiss, Rishi Sunak, Southampton’s next PM 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 24 October, 2022 Share Posted 24 October, 2022 13 minutes ago, sadoldgit said: Poor old Jerry from Lowestoft is not going to be a happy bunny this afternoon! 😂 he described sunak as not British You described Prtti Patel as an immigrant whats the difference? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 24 October, 2022 Share Posted 24 October, 2022 52 minutes ago, Sheaf Saint said: Penny withdraws I only ever thought she was doing it as leverage to get senior ministerial portfolio tbh. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kraken Posted 24 October, 2022 Share Posted 24 October, 2022 52 minutes ago, Lighthouse said: He stands just under five foot three, Rishi, Rishi, He took us to 10 Downing Street, Rishi, Rishi, An ex-chemist, he takes the p*ss, With health advice from Matt Le Tiss, Rishi Sunak, Southampton’s next PM FTFY. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLaw76 Posted 24 October, 2022 Share Posted 24 October, 2022 (edited) 2 hours ago, sadoldgit said: Poor old Jerry from Lowestoft is not going to be a happy bunny this afternoon! 😂 Pot. Kettle Edited 24 October, 2022 by AlexLaw76 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 24 October, 2022 Share Posted 24 October, 2022 16 minutes ago, AlexLaw76 said: Pot. Kettle Amusing that soggy is mocking someone for doing exactly the same thing as he did! The lack of self awareness is off the scale Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 24 October, 2022 Share Posted 24 October, 2022 2 hours ago, Turkish said: he described sunak as not British You described Prtti Patel as an immigrant whats the difference? Soggy denied he did it? (until he was proved wrong). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLaw76 Posted 24 October, 2022 Share Posted 24 October, 2022 How long before SaintsWeb tout Rishi as the most 'right-wing' and/or 'far-right' prime minister ever? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revolution saint Posted 24 October, 2022 Share Posted 24 October, 2022 32 minutes ago, AlexLaw76 said: How long before SaintsWeb tout Rishi as the most 'right-wing' and/or 'far-right' prime minister ever? Is there a prize for the correct answer? I'm going to guess 30 seconds from now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revolution saint Posted 24 October, 2022 Share Posted 24 October, 2022 Rishi Sunak is the most right wing far right prime minister ever. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Fry Posted 24 October, 2022 Author Share Posted 24 October, 2022 I think he's just a little right wing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 24 October, 2022 Share Posted 24 October, 2022 1 minute ago, CB Fry said: I think he's just a little right wing. has he got some boots? We could do with a decent right winger. LMFAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FarehamSaintJames Posted 24 October, 2022 Share Posted 24 October, 2022 Another day, same shit show. Looking forward to the raffle for PM next month 👍🏻 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 24 October, 2022 Share Posted 24 October, 2022 52 minutes ago, AlexLaw76 said: How long before SaintsWeb tout Rishi as the most 'right-wing' and/or 'far-right' prime minister ever? Surely anyone who doesn't vote for him in the next GM is a racist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadoldgit Posted 24 October, 2022 Share Posted 24 October, 2022 (edited) On 24/10/2022 at 16:15, AlexLaw76 said: Pot. Kettle Given that you spend your days scanning the internet for news of Asian rapists to post here whilst ignoring white sex offenders, your years of posting your dislike of foreigners and only the other day accusing me of playing the poster not the post, this is a bit rich. We can now add hypocrite to your forum CV. Along with your many other pseudonyms, perhaps you are Jerry from Lowestoft too? Edited 25 October, 2022 by sadoldgit Spelling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 24 October, 2022 Share Posted 24 October, 2022 (edited) 7 minutes ago, sadoldgit said: Given that you spend your days scanning the internet for news of Asian rapists to post here whilst ignoring white sex offenders, your years of posting your dislike of foreigners and only the other day accusing me of playing the poster not the post, this is a bit rich. We can now add hypocrite to your forum CV. Along with your many other pseudonyms, perhaps you are Jerry from Lowestoft to? he described sunak as not British You described Prtti Patel as an immigrant whats the difference? Edited 24 October, 2022 by Turkish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 24 October, 2022 Share Posted 24 October, 2022 15 minutes ago, Turkish said: he described sunak as not British You described Prtti Patel as an immigrant whats the difference? Both born in England unlike Johnson who was born in New York. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 24 October, 2022 Share Posted 24 October, 2022 2 minutes ago, Whitey Grandad said: Both born in England unlike Johnson who was born in New York. Indeed. So why did Soggy say Patel is an immigrant? Why is he accusing other people of acting like Jerry from Lowestoft who said Sunak wasn't English. Is there any significant difference between the two comments? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 24 October, 2022 Share Posted 24 October, 2022 The Tory members have now had a leader imposed on them that they rejected 7 weeks ago. I expect the angry letters to be flying in to the Mail, Express, and Telegraph. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 24 October, 2022 Share Posted 24 October, 2022 2 minutes ago, badgerx16 said: The Tory members have now had a leader imposed on them that they rejected 7 weeks ago. I expect the angry letters to be flying in to the Mail, Express, and Telegraph. Imagine if they decide Rishi needs to go, could be third time lucky for Penny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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