The Left Back Posted 12 September, 2022 Share Posted 12 September, 2022 Inspired by cat shit in the lounge area of this forum (see small things that annoy you) and given how quiet it is on here during mourning, I thought I’d have a crack at starting a team of forum users based on their user name (or where they played if we get desperate). I’m assuming @The Cat was a keeper. You may have guessed I played left back. Who else might make up our illustrious squad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 12 September, 2022 Share Posted 12 September, 2022 I'm Marian Pahars. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 12 September, 2022 Share Posted 12 September, 2022 May I grab right back? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killers Knee Posted 12 September, 2022 Share Posted 12 September, 2022 Centre Back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 12 September, 2022 Share Posted 12 September, 2022 MLG for manager please. I have vague memories of playing in some forum team at the Sports Centre ages ago, although I could be wrong. Was it something that Steve organised? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OttawaSaint Posted 12 September, 2022 Share Posted 12 September, 2022 3 hours ago, Whitey Grandad said: May I grab right back? No, that's a foul. No grabbing. Yellow card! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holmes_and_Watson Posted 12 September, 2022 Share Posted 12 September, 2022 21 minutes ago, The Cat said: MLG for manager please. I have vague memories of playing in some forum team at the Sports Centre ages ago, although I could be wrong. Was it something that Steve organised? The only manager both sides agree to have sent off, following a 10 minute delay over the first throw in decision going against him. 🙂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiberalCommunist Posted 12 September, 2022 Share Posted 12 September, 2022 I'll be Redmond, put no effort in, tell you all how shit it is, then fuck off. But look carefully, and you may well find a beautiful message here that will make you cry. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloggy saint Posted 12 September, 2022 Share Posted 12 September, 2022 I challenge The Cat's position. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted 12 September, 2022 Share Posted 12 September, 2022 I'll be in the post match sandwiches. On the pitch, I'd do a job in the middle of the park. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris cooper Posted 12 September, 2022 Share Posted 12 September, 2022 Mark Dennis ( pyscho .. pyscho 🎶 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wurzel Posted 12 September, 2022 Share Posted 12 September, 2022 I'll stake a claim for silly mid-off. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Saint Posted 13 September, 2022 Share Posted 13 September, 2022 Number 7 bagged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilchards Posted 13 September, 2022 Share Posted 13 September, 2022 Anyone remember Militram on the back of a shirt rather than Miltram? Those were the days when members of this forum would get together for a home/away match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 13 September, 2022 Share Posted 13 September, 2022 11 hours ago, egg said: I'll be in the post match sandwiches. On the pitch, I'd do a job in the middle of the park. That's my old position, i considered myself to be like Pirlo. I got roped into playing friday night by one of the other coaches at my sons football team, i must have been the oldest by 15 years, the touch is still there but i was never the quickest at the best of times and now my sprinting was their jogging pace. I did enjoy it though when one of the lads put a tackle in on me and he bounced off and went flying on his arse, which prompted lots of LOLs from the other lads. So i think i'll share sandwich duty with you if that's alright. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 13 September, 2022 Share Posted 13 September, 2022 SNSUN - Striker, Normally Substitute, Useless & Nasty 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted 13 September, 2022 Share Posted 13 September, 2022 20 minutes ago, Turkish said: That's my old position, i considered myself to be like Pirlo. I got roped into playing friday night by one of the other coaches at my sons football team, i must have been the oldest by 15 years, the touch is still there but i was never the quickest at the best of times and now my sprinting was their jogging pace. I did enjoy it though when one of the lads put a tackle in on me and he bounced off and went flying on his arse, which prompted lots of LOLs from the other lads. So i think i'll share sandwich duty with you if that's alright. Ha! I can relate to that. Whenever I kick a ball (years after the last time) I'm always surprised that my touch is still there, and the ability to still judge the weight of pass etc. The legs are fecked though. It's brilliant how the kids bounce off us though. I'll do the buttering and filling if you like, you can do the triangles. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Albert Posted 13 September, 2022 Share Posted 13 September, 2022 I can cover all the maritime travel needs. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micky Posted 13 September, 2022 Share Posted 13 September, 2022 I have an FA Coaching half badge. Completed while I was serving in Harrogate many moons ago. Can I put out the cones? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 13 September, 2022 Share Posted 13 September, 2022 I call dibs on the slightly card happy, narcissistic referee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FarehamSaintJames Posted 13 September, 2022 Share Posted 13 September, 2022 I was a RW/Striker and used to want to play like Theo Walcott. How I regretted that as the years went by. 🤣 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 13 September, 2022 Share Posted 13 September, 2022 21 minutes ago, Lighthouse said: I call dibs on the slightly card happy, narcissistic referee. As a mod I would naturally have expected you to be the sort of person that would be a referee. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vince Posted 13 September, 2022 Share Posted 13 September, 2022 19 hours ago, The Cat said: MLG for manager please. I have vague memories of playing in some forum team at the Sports Centre ages ago, although I could be wrong. Was it something that Steve organised? I played in at least one of those against Arsenal at the Sports Centre. I took a call from my wife before the game where she told me she was expecting with our first, who is now 19 so yes, ages ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midfield_General Posted 13 September, 2022 Share Posted 13 September, 2022 Ancient, unused 3rd keeper. The Willy Caballero/ Stuart Taylor/ Kevin Miller role. Basically just there for moral support and praying that The Cat and/or Cloggy don't get injured. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 13 September, 2022 Share Posted 13 September, 2022 1 hour ago, Turkish said: As a mod I would naturally have expected you to be the sort of person that would be a referee. Want to be my VAR against the Dog and Parrot this weekend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloggy saint Posted 13 September, 2022 Share Posted 13 September, 2022 2 hours ago, Midfield_General said: Ancient, unused 3rd keeper. Your user name suggests otherwise .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midfield_General Posted 13 September, 2022 Share Posted 13 September, 2022 I know… it’s very misleading, but “Ancient_Unused_Keeper” just didn’t have the same ring to it 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 13 September, 2022 Share Posted 13 September, 2022 Am happy to showing players porn on the iPad before they come on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 13 September, 2022 Share Posted 13 September, 2022 3 hours ago, Lighthouse said: Want to be my VAR against the Dog and Parrot this weekend? As a mod I had you down as ref. We need 2 teams anyway. Happy Clappers United Vs xG City. Or maybe the Ralph Apologists against everyone who wanted him sacked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 13 September, 2022 Share Posted 13 September, 2022 I was centre forward. Think Haaland. CB towards the end when lost a bit of pace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 13 September, 2022 Share Posted 13 September, 2022 1 minute ago, whelk said: I was centre forward. Think Haaland. CB towards the end when lost a bit of pace Striker converted to CB sounds more like Dion Dublin! 😉 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 13 September, 2022 Share Posted 13 September, 2022 6 hours ago, Midfield_General said: Ancient, unused 3rd keeper. The Willy Caballero/ Stuart Taylor/ Kevin Miller role. Basically just there for moral support and praying that The Cat and/or Cloggy don't get injured. Given that I was also a GK we might even end up with more than Saints have. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandwichsaint Posted 13 September, 2022 Share Posted 13 September, 2022 Looks like I'm going to be roped into the catering duties too. On the pitch can I be Jason Puncheon? All that running around in the first half, I might need to be a little delayed before we come back out for the second half. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted 13 September, 2022 Share Posted 13 September, 2022 10 minutes ago, sandwichsaint said: Looks like I'm going to be roped into the catering duties too. On the pitch can I be Jason Puncheon? All that running around in the first half, I might need to be a little delayed before we come back out for the second half. Egg Sandwiches all round 👍 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Keef Posted 14 September, 2022 Share Posted 14 September, 2022 Physio table for me please. I think I just tweaked a calf muscle going from my living room to the kitchen to put the kettle on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 14 September, 2022 Share Posted 14 September, 2022 On 12/09/2022 at 18:09, hypochondriac said: I'm Marian Pahars. Your best ever post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 14 September, 2022 Share Posted 14 September, 2022 On 13/09/2022 at 19:09, Convict Colony said: Am happy to showing players porn on the iPad before they come on. You're Robbie Slater, mush. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 14 September, 2022 Share Posted 14 September, 2022 32 minutes ago, benjii said: Your best ever post. Speaking of which, who’s going to play the goals? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaptopSaint Posted 15 September, 2022 Share Posted 15 September, 2022 Obviously I'm doing video analysis. On the pitch. I'm Jack Stephens. Wholehearted centre back, not quite as good as most of the opposition players, but pretty good at winding them up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzfunk Posted 15 September, 2022 Share Posted 15 September, 2022 Mercurial schemer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toussaint Posted 15 September, 2022 Share Posted 15 September, 2022 I'm happy to provide sports massages for the girls team, have no qualifications or experience but I think I'd compensate for those shortcomings with my undying enthusiasm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miltonaggro Posted 15 September, 2022 Share Posted 15 September, 2022 Old fashioned centre half, not much finesse but fully committed. Whenever we played Bellmoor who had Benali as a forward - in the pocket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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