Aston Villa 1-0 Saints - Match Thread

[coalman]

Ralph out.

[Saint Fan CaM]

Where are you then Trousers? Think this is not utter dross? You’ve had almost an entire game to disagree with my half-time analysis and things have actually got worse!

[Lee On Solent Saint]

And Djenpo has just been given a new contract

[Tanlee]

Wow, the worst thing about this is villa have been dreadful and we have been non existent, how the fuck djenepo got another 3 years is beyond me, in 3 years he will still be exactly the same... unreliable and and a below par Premier league player..very much like Ralph is as a manager 4 years on 

[Micky]

I have seen some shit in my time, real, real shit. But nothing a as shit as i have witnessed tonight. 

[Convict Colony]

3 things I see wrong with our season.

1. Our midfield is fucking gash when lavia doesnt play and he's like 9 yrs old.

2. Our forwards are beyond shit

3. Too many fucking scousers as commentators.

2 .

[OttawaSaint]

Oh God. Djenepo picks a great time to do his Bambi impression. Ugh

[Holmes_and_Watson]

Villa are in bother now. With the peppering we've given their goal, an injured keeper isn;t going to do well. 🙂

He could be lying there on a stretcher, and we'd not get it past him.

 

 

[The Kraken]

1 minute ago, Lord Duckhunter said:

Even the commentators are taking the piss. 

Carragher spot on for once. A diabolical game and Saints deserve absolutely nothing. One of Hassenhuttl’s low points, pretty much zero goal threat at all, no midfield presence, and two chances like Djenepo and Elmo,playing almost all of the game. You’ve got to be some sort of fuckwit to be starting with those two chancers and thinking you’ll get something from the game.

[saintscottofthenortham]

Shit show. Yet again, I ask the question, what the fuck does this twit see in Elyounoussi?

 

Ralph even wore the Villa colours, the moron. 

[redkeith]

Really shite game , decided on this week's interpretation of the offside law. They are slightly better than us, but that is not saying much

[SNSUN]

I’ve decided... every single one of our summer signings should be starting.

[coalman]

It's like a bunch of blokes who had never met each other, got on a coach and wound up on a football pitch.

[Killers Knee]

Cannot see anything but relegation

 

[Turkish]

This is like an away performance from the mid 90s. Absolutely rubbish with hardly any shots at goal and losing in a poor game to a crap goal. 

[The Kraken]

And as night follows day, the performance of the forum on a game day matches the form of the team tonight, 502 gateway errors all over the place. Stick a quid in the meter.

[Saint_clark]

Carragher came in his pants over Ings' fucking that up completely.

[OttawaSaint]

Chance missed.

[Saint NL]

What was that?

Ings from the half way line 🤣

[Yorkshire Saint]

Could we just have a shot on target ...please

[aintforever]

Fucking awful game, two really really shite teams.

[Holmes_and_Watson]

That was our best chance.

[Killers Knee]

Children in the ground shouldn’t be put through 5 minutes extra time, that’s abuse

[trousers]

4 minutes ago, Saint Fan CaM said:

Where are you then Trousers? Think this is not utter dross? You’ve had almost an entire game to disagree with my half-time analysis and things have actually got worse!

I said I'd reserve judgement until the end of the game you buffoon (no offence). As things stand, my verdict is likely to align with your pre-emptive half time judgement. If I had any medals left one would be winging its way to you in a few minutes. Maybe pat yourself on the back instead by way of compensation

Edited 16 September, 2022 by trousers

[FarehamSaintJames]

The strikers aren’t the problems, it’s the lack of creativity. AGAIN, as per fucking usual. 🙄

And lack of backbone.

They may be narrow losses but we need to be beating teams like Villa. If we’d played against them like we did Man United they’d be pummelled. 
We have consistency, but we’re consistently average and non-threatening.

[Jack]

Yep, Ralph out. 
 

What a horrible advert for the Premier League 

[Micky]

Just now, Killers Knee said:

Cannot see anything but relegation

 

What else did you realistically expect to see? 

[Saint_clark]

Back to the keeper ffs 😂

[Mr X]

How many lives has Ralph got? 

[SNSUN]

Our chance...

[Saint_clark]

Mcginn is a proper horrible cunt. 

[OttawaSaint]

Back back back we go...

[Totton Saint]

4 minutes togo and yet we are passing back to the goalie. what a waste tee long throws are.

[Saint NL]

Last chance JWP freekick.

 

Long way out. I'm not hopeful

[Jeremy Corbyn]

Just now, FarehamSaintJames said:

The strikers aren’t the problems, it’s the lack of creativity. AGAIN, as per fucking usual. 🙄

And lack of backbone.

They may be narrow losses but we need to be beating teams like Villa. If we’d played against them like we did Man United they’d be pummelled. 
We have consistency, but we’re consistently average and non-threatening.

Yep. Midfield have been abysmal today.

[OttawaSaint]

JWP is fucking rubbish!

[adrian lord]

Both teams relegation fodder.

[Saint_clark]

JWP should have gone for goal, Martinez was so far away from his near post.

[Fitzhugh Fella]

1 minute ago, trousers said:

I said I'd reserve judgement until the end of the game you buffoon (no offence). As things stand, my verdict is likely to align with your pre-emptive half time judgement. If I had any medals left one would be winging its way to you on a few minutes. Maybe pat yourself on the back instead by way of compensation

Sometimes you come across as a smartarse we could all do without. No offence

[SNSUN]

No less than we deserved.

[Saint Matty 76]

Put me in a 30 hour queue to see an empty coffin over experiencing the last 90 minutes of my life again.

[trousers]

Just now, Fitzhugh Fella said:

Sometimes you come across as a smartarse we could all do without. No offence

Are you my wife? #soundsfamiliar 

Edited 16 September, 2022 by trousers

[adrian lord]

Just now, Totton Saint said:

4 minutes togo and yet we are passing back to the goalie. what a waste tee long throws are.

It is bringing back nightmares of Delap's long throws. 

[AlexLaw76]

Just now, trousers said:

Are you my wife?

[OttawaSaint]

Just now, Saint Matty 76 said:

Put me in a 30 hour queue to see an empty coffin over experiencing the last 90 minutes of my life again.

More life in that coffin than our team...

[Saint NL]

Awful 

 

No excuses for that.

[Lee On Solent Saint]

I want a refund if I paid to watch that shit.

[Saint_clark]

I know we wouldn't have scored anyway, but we only actually played 10 seconds of that last minute thanks to Martinez taking so long with the goal kick. The sooner they take timekeeping away from the ref and actually stop the clock the better.

[Saint Fan CaM]

Just now, Saint NL said:

Last chance JWP freekick.

 

Long way out. I'm not hopeful

Utter rubbish free kick…no intent, no skill, seen better in League One. Talk about the Emporers clothes.

[Daft Kerplunk]

That. Was. Fucking. Dreadful.