Aston Villa 1-0 Saints - Match Thread

[Sheaf Saint]

Seriously, how the fuck is Moi still on the pitch? I haven't seen him make a single decent contribution to our attack yet all season. An utterly hopeless waste of a shirt.

[gallaghert366@yahoo.com]

Another game with no shots on target in an hour  -  pathetic!

[BotleySaint]

Ralph needs to change something. We are miles away

[Holmes_and_Watson]

Villa haven't created much this half (not that they have to), but it's still more likely to be them than us at the moment to score.

[JRM]

What minute will we have first shot on target? 

[The Kraken]

Playing with Djenepo and Elmo is like playing with 9 men. Both utterly dreadful. Armstrong does very little as well. We really are quite shit,with these lot on the pitch.

[Totton Saint]

In all of my 65 years following Saints I hav enver seen such utter dross!!!!

[OttawaSaint]

Ah well, the kit man will be happy. Won't need to do laundry tonight...

[Saint Matty 76]

Mara and Stu getting ready.

Poor Edozie for christ sake.

[Mr X]

  On 16/09/2022 at 20:25, Saint Matty 76 said:

They're making a double change and we're doing nothing? Does make you laugh.

I like the bloke but he is impossible to defend at times.

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I'd rather have a bloke I hate that gets results more consistently 

[Lighthouse]

Sky History 2 are showing Paranormal: Caught on Camera, featuring a possible Sasquatch sighting in Siberia. 
 

You have five minutes Saints, don’t make me do it.

[Turkish]

No shots on target losing and he’s doing fuck all. 🤬

[Saints foreva]

  On 16/09/2022 at 20:25, AlexLaw76 said:

Mings has Adams in his back pocket

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He won't have an easier game all season. 

[Alwightmush]

This is fucking awful and looks like 70 + mins before meaningful changes

[obelisk]

Are Saints playing for a narrow 1-0 defeat? Sure feels like it.

[Jeremy Corbyn]

This is bordering on match fixing

[saint1977]

It’s more interesting talking about SNSUN’s date night than this game. Villa are Championship, Saints playing like National League. Selles needs to take control here, Ralph lost the plot again. As bad an individual performance as you could see from Ely and gets kept on. WTF.

[saintant]

We have only hopeful punts forward to nobody in particular to offer. Pathetic.

[Turkish]

  On 16/09/2022 at 20:26, JRM said:

What minute will we have first shot on target? 

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We wont be having one if nothing changes 

[Saint NL]

  On 16/09/2022 at 20:29, obelisk said:

Are Saints playing for a narrow 1-0 defeat? Sure feels like it.

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Those 9-0s broke Ralph's brain, this is seen as a positive 

[Jonnyboy]

Looks like the Chelsea win really was another false dawn. 

[OttawaSaint]

Prowse is so off his game he keeps two handed shoving Villa players.

Aribo got ball, immediately passes it to Villa.

This is utter shite!

[Mallagroth]

This is a relegation level performance from the both players and management

[igsey]

  On 16/09/2022 at 20:26, JRM said:

What minute will we have first shot on target? 

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71' vs Everton on the 1st October.

[Saint Matty 76]

how the fuck is he still on the pitch??????????????????????

[Saint NL]

Does the game stop for the clapping? 🤣

[SNSUN]

  On 16/09/2022 at 20:28, Turkish said:

No shots on target losing and he’s doing fuck all. 🤬

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Sounds like my date night.

[Ed Rooney]

Is Arribo playing CDM ? 

[Mr X]

70 mins without a shot on target and barely a touch in their penalty area 

[Saint_clark]

Elyounoussi is still on. I've supported him but that is top level trolling from Ralph.

[Saints foreva]

Moi plays the entire game. 

Ralph out. 

[coalman]

I guess we're trying really hard not to make the Prince of Wales' week any more tragic

[OttawaSaint]

A minutes silence for the Saints "goals for" column...

[GDog07]

Edozie should have started after his twenty minute cameo against Wolves.

Beggars belief if anyone in the coaching staff actually takes note of anything positive.

A blind bloke seen how well he ran at the Wolves defence a couple of weeks ago ffs, 70mins of no SOT’s and he’s still warming the bench hahaha, unbelievable.

[AlexLaw76]

Mo stays on - incredible

[Lord Duckhunter]

Fucking hell , moi still on 😂

[Saint Scott]

Is Ely noshing off ralph behind the scenes?

[Jack]

This is absolute dross so far. Making Villa look good, which they’re not 

[jamesfp1]

Moi still playing. Unbelievable. 

[SNSUN]

I actually thought Adam A worked hard tonight. Did more than Adams anyway. Moi still on? He definitely has nudes of Ralph doesn’t he.

[StrangelyBrown]

  On 16/09/2022 at 20:27, Totton Saint said:

In all of my 65 years following Saints I hav enver seen such utter dross!!!!

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Did you not watch the branfoot era or the Hughes era or the puel era or the Pellegrino era... They were worse than this in my mind, but I take your point

[Turkish]

  On 16/09/2022 at 20:31, AlexLaw76 said:

Mo stays on - incredible

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Worst player on the pitch by some distance

[stknowle]

4 subs and still Elyonousi is on the pitch. Utterly baffling. He is S.H.I.T

[BotleySaint]

Moi stays on... ??

[OttawaSaint]

  On 16/09/2022 at 20:30, Saints foreva said:

Moi plays the entire game. 

Ralph out. 

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Baffling. Edozie immediately made us better last time out. 

[Donatello]

Oh my f*CK...that's comical (Moi survives another double change) 🤔😂

[coalman]

The only thing I can think of is that Ralph has forgotten that Moi is on the pitch.

[Sunglasses Ron]

Moi equaliser incoming surely!

[Saint Billy]

  On 16/09/2022 at 20:24, SNSUN said:

She’s dropped off. I might wait until Norwich play to get some. Until then it could be a wank in a cold shower.

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Can I recommend a bit of cows liver in a jam jar, takes some beating. 

[Sarisbury Saint]

  On 16/09/2022 at 20:23, AlexLaw76 said:

Mo stays on the pitch - HOW THE FECK?

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Because our manager is a pleb.