Monkeypox

[jawillwill]

Thoughts from the forum virologists?

 

 

[badgerx16]

It is a disease that needs prolonged close contact and has a low risk of transmission. What the story does support is cross species transmission, as was originally stated for CoViD before the tin foil hat brigade got involved.

[farawaysaint]

Stop. Screwing. Monkeys.

[badgerx16]

37 minutes ago, farawaysaint said:

Stop. Screwing. Monkeys.

It is actually a disease of rodents.

[Matthew Le God]

 

[AlexLaw76]

IF we don't lockdown soon, I fear the worst!

[RedArmy]

https://www.nti.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/NTI_Paper_BIO-TTX_Final.pdf
 

I don’t think we need to worry much until next year. 

[whelk]

If I get it I am dumping my arm in acid

[Weston Super Saint]

1 hour ago, badgerx16 said:

It is actually a disease of rodents.

Stop. Screwing. Rodents.

[badgerx16]

8 minutes ago, Weston Super Saint said:

Stop. Screwing. Rodents.

Better warn Rebekha Vardy.

[farawaysaint]

2 hours ago, badgerx16 said:

 

Edited 22 May, 2022 by farawaysaint
I was beaten to the joke…

[Weston Super Saint]

46 minutes ago, badgerx16 said:

Better warn Rebekha Vardy.

Nah, be better to let her find out the hard way

[buctootim]

12 hours ago, farawaysaint said:

Stop. Screwing. Monkeys.

Seems a bit extreme. We didn't have to do that for covid. 

[Lighthouse]

3 hours ago, buctootim said:

Seems a bit extreme. We didn't have to do that for covid. 

I believe the zookeeper just said no missionary position, to reduce the risk of airborne, face to face transmission. They’ve relaxed it now that we’re all vaccinated.

[whelk]

7 hours ago, buctootim said:

Seems a bit extreme. We didn't have to do that for covid. 

No end to where our freedoms are being ended. Wouldn’t be surprised if it’s goats next

[badgerx16]

3 hours ago, whelk said:

No end to where our freedoms are being ended. Wouldn’t be surprised if it’s goats next

If it's sheep the Welsh are in trouble.

[Matthew Le God]

On 22/05/2022 at 16:17, farawaysaint said:

Stop. Screwing. Monkeys.

Should we play tennis with them instead!?

[badgerx16]

3 minutes ago, Matthew Le God said:

Should we play tennis with them instead!?

Better to use tennis balls.

[ecuk268]

https://www.thenewselephant.co.uk/i-just-like-bananas-and-wanking-in-public-insists-man-in-monkey-pox-false-alarm?fbclid=IwAR2aqDi7GdqwXZXcEhckAf-4llb-YRCIyqpbB7B4TJe0hhovk3wWkeD4DJo

[Stripey McStripe Shirt]

On 22/05/2022 at 18:30, RedArmy said:

https://www.nti.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/NTI_Paper_BIO-TTX_Final.pdf
 

I don’t think we need to worry much until next year. 

Bollocks. Should we be concerned yet?

[east-stand-nic]

11 hours ago, Stripey McStripe Shirt said:

Bollocks. Should we be concerned yet?

Yes, but we should only be concerned as to how many dopes get fooled by this and mask up, and acquiesce to government orders and give away even more or our rights and freedoms. 

[egg]

25 minutes ago, east-stand-nic said:

Yes, but we should only be concerned as to how many dopes get fooled by this and mask up, and acquiesce to government orders and give away even more or our rights and freedoms. 

Out of interest, would you ever be willing to 'mask up' to prevent the spread of a contagious illness, even if the evidence was clear that it's properly dangerous to you and others? 

[Whitey Grandad]

 “is transmitted through close contact, such as sex, skin-to-skin contact and talking or breathing close to another person”

Avoid all these and you should be fine.

[whelk]

3 hours ago, east-stand-nic said:

Yes, but we should only be concerned as to how many dopes get fooled by this and mask up, and acquiesce to government orders and give away even more or our rights and freedoms. 

Nic shitting himself already. Man up boy!