Least intelligent fans in the premier

[Pilchards]

Saw this article saying we are the smartest fans out of the 20.

Surely we should get a trophy to put in our bare cabinet at St Mary’s?

*probably had a maths test outside the ground and only 1.2% of our fans got it wrong?

 

20. Southampton (1.2 per cent)

19. Wolverhampton Wanderers (1.5 per cent)

18. Leicester City (1.6 per cent)

17. Norwich City (1.7 per cent)

16. Watford (1.9 per cent)

15. Brighton and Hove Albion (2.5 per cent)

14. Brentford (2.7 per cent)

13. Everton (2.9 per cent)

12. Crystal Palace (3.1 per cent)

11. Newcastle United (3.6 per cent)

 

Credit: PA

10. West Ham United (4.2 per cent)

9. Burnley (4.5 per cent)

8. Tottenham Hotspur (4.9 per cent)

7. Manchester City (5.3 per cent)

6. Leeds United (5.5 per cent)

5. Aston Villa (7 per cent)

4. Chelsea (8.8 per cent)

3. Manchester United (8.9 per cent)

2. Liverpool (13.9 per cent)

1. Arsenal (14.2 per cent)

[Gurj]

Shock horror to see the bin dippers down the bottom. Mond you, all that practice adding up their giro's to see how many beers they can afford for the week should have helped them a bit. 

[Jeremy Corbyn]

What does the % relate to?

Christ, if our fans are the most intelligent there isn't much hope for the country.

[ErwinK1961]

33 minutes ago, Gurj said:

Shock horror to see the bin dippers down the bottom. Mond you, all that practice adding up their giro's to see how many beers they can afford for the week should have helped them a bit. 

Nah you must be mistaken, they hate the state so would never take anything from it.

[swannymere]

Actually, we won the most tuneful fans in the Premier League back in 2002, Lord Duckhunter and Turkish were the backbone of the choir in their full kits ala John Terry. I'm more proud of that than i would be of winning the Champions League.

 

Most Tuneful Fans 2002

[Miltonaggro]

This should be obvious really, given that we are all attracted or retained by the delights of Ocean Village and the New Forest.  Shocked to see Liverpool above Arsenal, if it was emotional intelligence their collective percentile would rival a maternity ward. 

[beatlesaint]

Liverpool and Everton should be joint top given they believe they live in a peoples republic and not part of England !

I’m sure they will accept the extra Bank Holiday given to them due to The Queen’s Jubilee however 🙄

Edited 17 May, 2022 by beatlesaint

[Ex Lion Tamer]

So basically glory hunters are thick, people who support their local team are smart

[saintquin]

Surely Pompey winning "ugliest supporters" in 2008 tops everything!

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/2485595/Portsmouth-fans-ugliest-as-Liverpool-land-Premier-League-beauty-crown.html

1 hour ago, swannymere said:

Actually, we won the most tuneful fans in the Premier League back in 2002, Lord Duckhunter and Turkish were the backbone of the choir in their full kits ala John Terry. I'm more proud of that than i would be of winning the Champions League.

 

Most Tuneful Fans 2002

 

[Secret Site Agent]

Pilchards angel, any chance of posting the article?

 

And maybe, for a laugh, all wear Mortar Boards at the first home game next season.  I've still got mine in the loft somewhere.

 

Probably too late for tonight, and at Leicester tbf.