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badgerx16

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2 hours ago, Matthew Le God said:

 

The Monster Raving Loony party had 'Passports for pets' in their manifesto in 1983.

 

The Thick Of It cast in an improvised scene came up with the idea of a National Spare Room Database - The Tories later came up with the Bedroom Tax.

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Guided Missile

Guided Missile

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On 14/05/2022 at 13:32, Matthew Le God said:

Please pick which option you'd prefer...

A) MLG is born into the family of descendants of medieval warlords and becomes King and head of state for 50 years

B) MLG is amazingly voted into the role of President and Head of State of a Republic. You have the ability to vote him out after 5 years.

No option C) is available. Pick between A or B only please.

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A: MLG is born into the family of descendants of medieval warlords and becomes King and head of state. The population quickly discover what a dickhead he is, and Oliver Donewell organises a civil war and after winning, removes MLG's old wrinkled head. After 20 years of Puritanical rule, Donewell dies and MLG's bastard son, GM, ascends to the throne and his family rules for the next 500 years.

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badgerx16

badgerx16

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20 minutes ago, Guided Missile said:

A: MLG is born into the family of descendants of medieval warlords and becomes King and head of state. The population quickly discover what a dickhead he is, and Oliver Donewell organises a civil war and after winning, removes MLG's old wrinkled head. After 20 years of Puritanical rule, Donewell dies and MLG's bastard son, GM, ascends to the throne and his family rules for the next 500 years.

Only it doesn't because the population quickly get so sick of GM's grossly inflated opinion of himself and over bearing idiocy that they create the precedent that the French later copy.

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trousers

trousers

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On 14/05/2022 at 13:33, whelk said:

Just saw the thread had gone to. 2 pages and thought what the fuck is everyone discussing. All made sense when I saw MLG was on the scene

One of those threads where it's nigh on impossible to work out who is trolling who. Now, where did I put that photo of two geezers going around in futile circles....

GSTQ

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Turkish

Turkish

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On 16/05/2022 at 11:58, Guided Missile said:

A: MLG is born into the family of descendants of medieval warlords and becomes King and head of state. The population quickly discover what a dickhead he is, and Oliver Donewell organises a civil war and after winning, removes MLG's old wrinkled head. After 20 years of Puritanical rule, Donewell dies and MLG's bastard son, GM, ascends to the throne and his family rules for the next 500 years.

as MLG is anti royal and believes they are unelected descendants and warlords then he will be refusing the two day jubilee bank holiday next week and insist on working instead so as to have no association with something he is so vehemently opposed too

Matthew Le God

Matthew Le God

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26 minutes ago, Turkish said:

as MLG is anti royal and believes they are unelected descendants and warlords then he will be refusing the two day jubilee bank holiday next week and insist on working instead so as to have no association with something he is so vehemently opposed too

I work in a school... it is half term for the Jubilee so I can't work even if I wanted to.

Plus even if I didn't work in a school why does that mean I should work on a royal bank holiday? Why couldn't I enjoy the 4 day weekend without the royal fawning!?

(No it wouldn't make me a hypocrite before you start on that daft line again)

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badgerx16

badgerx16

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33 minutes ago, Turkish said:

as MLG is anti royal and believes they are unelected descendants and warlords then he will be refusing the two day jubilee bank holiday next week and insist on working instead so as to have no association with something he is so vehemently opposed too

If somebody offered you a 2 day holiday with no strings attached, would you refuse it ?

Turkish

Turkish

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1 minute ago, badgerx16 said:

If somebody offered you a 2 day holiday with no strings attached, would you refuse it ?

Depends on your morals and ethics I guess. If I was vehemently against the cause of it then absolutely I’d refuse it. 

Turkish

Turkish

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29 minutes ago, Matthew Le God said:

I work in a school... it is half term for the Jubilee so I can't work even if I wanted to.

Plus even if I didn't work in a school why does that mean I should work on a royal bank holiday? Why couldn't I enjoy the 4 day weekend without the royal fawning!?

(No it wouldn't make me a hypocrite before you start on that daft line again)

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Don’t need to go down that line, You’re already a proven hypocrite. 

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Matthew Le God

Matthew Le God

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2 minutes ago, Turkish said:

Don’t need to go down that line, You’re already a proven hypocrite. 

You need to read a dictionary as you clearly don't comprehend the meaning of that word!

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Turkish

Turkish

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4 minutes ago, Matthew Le God said:

You need to read a dictionary as you clearly don't comprehend the meaning of that word!

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Just went onto Google and typed in hypocrite it came up with this 🤔

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Matthew Le God

Matthew Le God

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10 minutes ago, Turkish said:

Depends on your morals and ethics I guess. If I was vehemently against the cause of it then absolutely I’d refuse it. 

So what do you suggest I do on that day when my place of work is closed?

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Turkish

Turkish

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So what do you suggest I do on that day?

Marking, lesson playing, done charity work. Loads of things you could be doing instead of enjoy two days holiday celebrating the jubilee of an unelected descendant of a war lord 

Turkish

Turkish

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Just now, jawillwill said:

Make an early start on the Christmas shopping?

He doesnt celebrate Christmas

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Matthew Le God

Matthew Le God

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1 minute ago, Turkish said:

Marking, lesson planning, done charity work. Loads of things you could be doing instead of enjoy two days holiday celebrating the jubilee of an unelected descendant of a war lord 

I will be doing that. Happy?

Turkish

Turkish

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4 minutes ago, Matthew Le God said:

I will be doing that. Happy?

So your initial statement “I can’t work even if I wanted to”

was false 

Matthew Le God

Matthew Le God

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5 minutes ago, Turkish said:

So your initial statement “I can’t work even if I wanted to”

was false 

Not at my place of work I won't. Plus, certainly not in my usual hours.

I'll be on my laptop here with some alcohol...

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farawaysaint

farawaysaint

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Not a royalist but I find the queen inoffensive and she is a lovey person to boot.

About as British as fish and chips so throwing a hissy about celebrating her reign is a bit ridiculous.

Frankly it will be huge news worldwide and no publicity is bad publicity anyway. Good for the country and a fantastic achievement.

Turkish

Turkish

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11 minutes ago, Matthew Le God said:

Not at my place of work I won't. Plus, certainly not in my usual hours.

I'll be on my laptop here with some alcohol...

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You’re still working though so your statement was false 

Turkish

Turkish

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7 minutes ago, jawillwill said:

Jokes are always funnier when someone has to explain them.

Apologies humour fail. MLG has that effect 

Matthew Le God

Matthew Le God

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Just now, Turkish said:

You’re still working though so your statement was false 

Ask Sue Gray to investigate whether it is drinks on the decking or a working lunch!

Maybe I'll be surprised by cake!

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Matthew Le God

Matthew Le God

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21 minutes ago, farawaysaint said:

Not a royalist but I find the queen inoffensive and she is a lovey person to boot.

About as British as fish and chips so throwing a hissy about celebrating her reign is a bit ridiculous.

Fish & chips originated in the 15th century seafaring nation of Portugal! 

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Plus in any case... where is the 'hissy about celebrating'. I've not said people shouldn't celebrate it.

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Klaus Schwab

Klaus Schwab

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32 minutes ago, Matthew Le God said:

Not at my place of work I won't. Plus, certainly not in my usual hours.

I'll be on my laptop here with some alcohol...

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Tsk tsk tsk, marking whilst on the sauce  

 

Seems like our kids futures are in the hands of Wolfe Blass

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farawaysaint

farawaysaint

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31 minutes ago, Matthew Le God said:

Fish & chips originated in the 15th century seafaring nation of Portugal! 

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Plus in any case... where is the 'hissy about celebrating'. I've not said people shouldn't celebrate it.

Actually fish and chips is British. Fried fish may have come from Portugal and been introduced but the pairing is largely credited as being invented in Britain.

Nice try though.

badgerx16

badgerx16

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1 hour ago, Matthew Le God said:

Fish & chips originated in the 15th century seafaring nation of Portugal! 

 

He did say "as British as fish and chips" - much of the Queen's ancestry is German, so you are both correct.

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farawaysaint

farawaysaint

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14 minutes ago, badgerx16 said:

He did say "as British as fish and chips" - much of the Queen's ancestry is German, so you are both correct.

Stop derailing my lovely argument about fried food with facts please.

Matthew Le God

Matthew Le God

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1 hour ago, badgerx16 said:

He did say "as British as fish and chips" - much of the Queen's ancestry is German, so you are both correct.

1 hour ago, farawaysaint said:

Stop derailing my lovely argument about fried food with facts please.

 

 

Tank

Tank

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On 13/05/2022 at 22:24, kyle04 said:

Nah, Alfred for me. does Winchester have a statue of the queen?

I think I've proved my point.

We got a statue of a pig [Hampshire hog an' all that] if that's any good.

I can tolerate the Monarchy ... but all the gush ugh

One of the commentators said watching the fly past "they fly past at a height low enough to be able to see her eyes" 😄 

Tank

Tank

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On 24/05/2022 at 19:25, farawaysaint said:

Not a royalist but I find the queen inoffensive and she is a lovey person to boot.

About as British as fish and chips so throwing a hissy about celebrating her reign is a bit ridiculous.

Frankly it will be huge news worldwide and no publicity is bad publicity anyway. Good for the country and a fantastic achievement.

"a lovely person to boot?"

whelk

whelk

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We know these are the days when you must be careful with language but fuck me what an anecdote to stitch her up

 

whelk

whelk

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24 minutes ago, Lighthouse said:

Complete none story. There’s nothing wrong with that anecdote at all.

Apparently was white

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The Left Back

The Left Back

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39 minutes ago, AlexLaw76 said:

Beginning of the end. Really sad ☹️

Hope not but the signs are not good.

Coincidence that she's taken a downturn a couple of days after meeting our first anti-royalist PM?

sadoldgit

sadoldgit

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Not looking good if the family are being called together. For once I agree with Batman, it is sad news. Whilst not a Royalist she has done an amazing job despite the many problems she has had to deal with, not least within her own family. She has been a constant in a rapidly changing world. It won’t be the same without her.

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