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It would seem only right that we should celebrate the greatest monarch this country has ever had. Unlike numerous presidents and dictators, Queen Elizabeth has never, ever put a foot wrong and continues to unite this country. Queen of the golden generation that will never be matched. What an example of selfless devotion and service to us all. Looking forward to the street party planned near us and to raising a glass to her on her Platinum Jubilee. I hope you are all planning something. We'll never see her like again.

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33 minutes ago, Guided Missile said:

It would seem only right that we should celebrate the greatest monarch this country has ever had. Unlike numerous presidents and dictators, Queen Elizabeth has never, ever put a foot wrong and continues to unite this country. Queen of the golden generation that will never be matched. What an example of selfless devotion and service to us all. Looking forward to the street party planned near us and to raising a glass to her on her Platinum Jubilee. I hope you are all planning something. We'll never see her like again.

Any excuse for a spot of daytime drinking eh? Just don't drink too much this time and make a fool of yourself.

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3 hours ago, badgerx16 said:

The "greatest" Monarch ? I would suggest Elizabeth 1, or possibly Victoria.

I only think Miranda Richardson of the first but shows the times that expect to see a monarch top 10. Can’t wait for Micah Richards’ list

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11 hours ago, Guided Missile said:

It would seem only right that we should celebrate the greatest monarch this country has ever had. Unlike numerous presidents and dictators, Queen Elizabeth has never, ever put a foot wrong and continues to unite this country. Queen of the golden generation that will never be matched. What an example of selfless devotion and service to us all. Looking forward to the street party planned near us and to raising a glass to her on her Platinum Jubilee. I hope you are all planning something. We'll never see her like again.

What has she done that couldn't be achieved as a republic?

How has she 'united the country'?

Cutting ribbons isn't particularly impressive!

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1 minute ago, ecuk268 said:

Henry VIII.

Freed us from the yoke of Rome.

And set himself up as head of both Church and State. And remember, it wasn't an altruistic act, he needed a second divorce.

If you want to consider the development of the CofE and removal of Catholic influence, his children Edward and Elizabeth did far more.

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12 hours ago, badgerx16 said:

The "greatest" Monarch ? I would suggest Elizabeth 1, or possibly Victoria.

Nah, Alfred for me. does Winchester have a statue of the queen?

I think I've proved my point.

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1 minute ago, kyle04 said:

Nah, Alfred for me. does Winchester have a statue of the queen?

I think I've proved my point.

Alfred was never King of England, let alone Britain or the UK. Then again, he did institute the first version of the Royal Navy.

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Just now, badgerx16 said:

Alfred was never King of England, let alone Britain or the UK. Then again, he did institute the first version of the Royal Navy.

Still a king though. OK we'll put him at No.10 in the list.

Henry V ? Taught those French a damn good lesson.

 

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5 minutes ago, badgerx16 said:

Died too young to really register - and ultimately his son lost nearly all of France.

In at No.5 then, just because of Shakespeare/ Olivier? (Yes I'm out of my depth here admittedly).

OK, Edward Longshanks surely??

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A selection of Pratchettisms on the subject;

 

"I'm going to have a word with young Verence,' said Nanny.
'He is the king, Nanny,' said Agnes.
'That's no reason for him to go around acting like he was royalty.'

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"....she lived in hope, and prepared her granddaughter for a royal life by seeing to it, whenever possible, that Ermintrude was not taught anything that could possibly be of any practical use whatsoever"

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"The city of Genua had run out of royalty, inbreeding  having progressed to the point where the sole remaining example consisted mostly of teeth "

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"Take the crown off a king and all you had was someone good at having a weak chin and waving to people"

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“Royalty was like dandelions. No matter how many heads you chopped off, the roots were still there underground, waiting to spring up again."

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It seemed to be a chronic disease. It was as if even the most intelligent person had this little blank spot in their heads where someone had written: "Kings. What a good idea." Whoever had created humanity had left in a major design flaw. It was its tendency to bend at the knees.”

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“Royalty pollutes people’s minds, boy. honest men start bowing and bobbing just because someone’s granddad was a bigger murdering bastard than theirs was.”

 

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2 hours ago, Matthew Le God said:

What has she done that couldn't be achieved as a republic?

How has she 'united the country'?

Cutting ribbons isn't particularly impressive!

I've heard that she thinks you are an utter twat.

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3 hours ago, Matthew Le God said:

What has she done that couldn't be achieved as a republic?

 

Suceed her father as Monarch.

Give birth to the future Prince of Wales, Duke of York, and Earl of Wessex.

 

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5 minutes ago, badgerx16 said:

Suceed her father as Monarch.

Give birth to the future Prince of Wales, Duke of York, and Earl of Wessex.

 

Well done to her for being born and giving birth. No-one else in our species has ever managed that before!

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I was reading about Operation London Bridge recently, and thinking that it probably isn't too far away. Effectively everything stops, people go home from work (I bet I won't, I work on the Tube) and we enter into a period of national mourning.

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_London_Bridge

 

She'll be a loss when she goes. I'm a Windsor man since birth so I grew up in the 'shadow' of the castle - though I will avoid the town centre for days when she does die.

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8 hours ago, Matthew Le God said:

Well done to her for being born and giving birth. No-one else in our species has ever managed that before!

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Apparently it's an unbroken line of God's annointed Kings and Queens succeeding their parents all the way back to the Saxons.

That is if you want ignore William the Bastard who invaded and stole the crown by force, William 3rd who effectively took over in a military coup, the whole mishegas of the Wars of the Roses, King James of Scotland, ( at that time a separate country ), following the childless Elisabeth 1, George 1 becoming King from position 51 in the line of succession, and even our current Head of State who was born as the first child of the "spare".

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The Queen has been a very good influence and always been there all my life. Sadly her grandchildren are not that smart.

Id prefer as our head of state instead of what we might get with a republic, imagine characters like Boris, Corbyn, Rees Mogg or politicians like that being the position !!!

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30 minutes ago, OldNick said:

The Queen has been a very good influence and always been there all my life. Sadly her grandchildren are not that smart.

Id prefer as our head of state instead of what we might get with a republic, imagine characters like Boris, Corbyn, Rees Mogg or politicians like that being the position !!!

But what power does the Queen actually hold ? Since the Glorious Revolution the true Political power has lain increasingly with the Prime Minister, so replacing an hereditary monarchy with a ceremonial President on a fixed term isn't that damaging.

The main benefit of a republic would be to remove all the historical fluff, sycophancy, and arse licking that surrounds the mythical aura of "God's annointed".

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1 hour ago, OldNick said:

1) The Queen has been a very good influence and always been there all my life. Sadly her grandchildren are not that smart.

2) Id prefer as our head of state instead of what we might get with a republic, imagine characters like Boris, Corbyn, Rees Mogg or politicians like that being the position !!!

1) A 'good influence' on what?

2) Republics can vote for their head of state and kick them out after 4 or 5 years if they aren't doing a good job. The current situation leaves us stuck potentially with someone for 70 years due to fluke of birth. Why do you think the latter is a better situation?

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Just now, Matthew Le God said:

1) A 'good influence' on what?

2) Republics can vote for their head of state and kick then out after 4 or 5 years if they aren't doing a good job. The current situation leaves us stuck potentially with someone for 70 years due to fluke of birth. Why do you think the latter is a better situation?

Imagine the meltdown if we had President Boris

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8 minutes ago, Matthew Le God said:

He'd need to be voted in and unlike a monarch we could kick him out by voting him out.

We don't currently live in a full democracy in the UK. That is a bad thing.

You have totally missed the point

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23 minutes ago, AlexLaw76 said:

Imagine the meltdown if we had President Boris

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You are aware that Boris currently holds the most powerful position in the country ? He sets the Political agenda, he hires and fires the Officers of State, he controls the national economy, and can declare war if he so wishes, ( although nominally the latter is done in the name of the Queen ). What additional powers would being President give him ?

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19 minutes ago, AlexLaw76 said:

Imagine the meltdown if we had President Boris

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Why would that be any worse than Prime Minister Boris? He is our “Big Dog.” Where was the meltdown when he was voted in as PM? I grant you though, if he stays in his job and gets re-elected, there will be a meltdown

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2 minutes ago, sadoldgit said:

Why would that be any worse than Prime Minister Boris? He is our “Big Dog.” Where was the meltdown when he was voted in as PM? I grant you though, if he stays in his job and gets re-elected, there will be a meltdown

Why? We live in a democracy, people should accept the result of a democratic vote. A big part of the problem in this country is people aren’t will to do that anymore

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4 minutes ago, badgerx16 said:

You are aware that Boris currently holds the most powerful position in the country ? He sets the Political agenda, he hires and fires the Officers of State, he controls the national economy, and can declare war if he so wishes, ( although nominally the latter is done in the name of the Queen ). What additional powers would being President give him ?

He could cut more ribbons 🎀 

And open more mini curtains

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6 minutes ago, Turkish said:

Why? We live in a democracy, people should accept the result of a democratic vote. A big part of the problem in this country is people aren’t will to do that anymore

Not entirely we don't!

None of us apart from some one family descended from medieval warlords can become Head of State

The unelected head of state technically still has some politcal powers, although unlikely to ever use them as it would potentially bring the monarchy down.

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2 minutes ago, Matthew Le God said:

Not entirely we don't!

None of us apart from some one family descended from medieval warlords can become Head of State

The unelected head of state technically still has some powers, although unlikely to ever use them as it would potentially bring the monarchy down.

You'll have to point me in the direction of the democratic mandate achieved by a political party with a manifesto pledge to dismantle the current system.

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5 minutes ago, Matthew Le God said:

Not entirely we don't!

None of us apart from some one family descended from medieval warlords can become Head of State

The unelected head of state technically still has some politcal powers, although unlikely to ever use them as it would potentially bring the monarchy down.

Which particular law has been enacted by the royal family, which you feel contradicts the democratic process?

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2 minutes ago, Lighthouse said:

Which particular law has been enacted by the royal family, which you feel contradicts the democratic process?

I did not say they had enacted a law. I said they technically still hold political power despite being unelected... thus our system is not fully democratic. 

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It seems to me that the Queen is more respected in the world than she is with some here.

The most powerful people in the world want to sit and have tea, be seen with the Queen. They wouldn't with Corbyn or Boris etc etc. 

 

 

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3 minutes ago, OldNick said:

It seems to me that the Queen is more respected in the world than she is with some here.

The most powerful people in the world want to sit and have tea, be seen with the Queen. They wouldn't with Corbyn or Boris etc etc. 

What has she done to achieve this 'respect'?

What benefit does this respect bring?

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Royal palaces in Republican France make more money from tourism than the royal palaces in the UK.

More of the area of them being accessible to the public makes a difference.

So a tourism boost to the economy clearly is not a reason to keep the current lot! We'd be better off doing what republican France does!

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10 minutes ago, Matthew Le God said:

What has she done to achieve this 'respect'?

What benefit does this respect bring?

W

hat harm does she do?

What would be the benefit of not having her?

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