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Vlad drops the bomb, where do you want to be, with whom and doing what?


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I'd quite like a Road Runner style cartoon death, where I'm walking down the street and I just hear the whistle of the bomb from above, with a gradually enlarging shadow appearing directly on top of me. Then the bomb will stick momentarily, nose first, into the top of my head, I'll pull out a small sign which says "Help!", then, Kaboom!

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5 minutes ago, Mystic Force said:

I would like to go while having a three way love fest with Turkish and MLG, it will be awesome.

I suspect you'd be getting pretty much ignored whilst they're going to town on each other, it'd be largely anti-climactic.

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13 minutes ago, Holmes_and_Watson said:

Next to Vlad, with a large gun and shooting him. A last bit of satisfaction ahead of the post apocalyptic horror to come. No survival bunker for you Vlad.

What will you say to him? Remember that your words will echo through eternity so choose them carefully.

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42 minutes ago, Whitey Grandad said:

What will you say to him? Remember that your words will echo through eternity so choose them carefully.

Off to hell you bald little cunt. That is to Putin not you Whitey

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I'd want to be where TDWar is. He'd have done the statisical analysis of exactly where to be when the bomb dropped and the XHit zone.

I'd want to be as far away as possible from Soggy, he'd be screaming how we should do more to protect the immigrants and Putin is just another Katie Hopkins/Tommy Robinson. But despite us getting nuked it's all the fault of the blooy tories.

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2 hours ago, Whitey Grandad said:

What will you say to him? Remember that your words will echo through eternity so choose them carefully.

No need to say anything. Under those circumstances, it would just need done, rather than bothering with how quotable it was.

Besides, it would be embarrassing to be half way through your "The world will be free from monsters" speech, only to get shot by his bodyguards before you get a shot off.

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On 08/03/2022 at 16:14, swannymere said:

I'll kick off, i'd like to be down the Hampshire Bowman with friends and my dogs with a pint a Guinness and whatever is the Pie on offer. Next.

That’s a nice one. I like that. 
I’d quite fancy somewhere on the Dorset coast. Beer maybe.
 

I could hide in the caves :D

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On 08/03/2022 at 18:28, Holmes_and_Watson said:

Next to Vlad, with a large gun and shooting him. A last bit of satisfaction ahead of the post apocalyptic horror to come. No survival bunker for you Vlad.

I'd like to slap his head Benny Hill style just before I pulled the trigger, as only Whelk could put it, "baldy bastard!"

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