West Ham 2-3 Saints - Match Thread

[Suhari]

Unmarked, 6 yard box.

 

[trousers]

Surely Antonio's arse is offside there....?

[Saints foreva]

Seriously pathetic. We are dogshit at the back. Such a soft fucking touch. 

[OttawaSaint]

Could Kevin Friend be any happier?

Not drawing lines to black armbands anymore eh? Fucking cunts!

[GDog07]

Packed up, gone home and stuck our feet up with a half-time lead as usual, nobody at the club realised yet there’s two halves of 45mins to a game of football?

[saintscottofthenortham]

This is so bad it's actually funny. Ralph and his half-time team talks strike again!

[adrian lord]

21 minutes ago, adrian lord said:

 

Not relishing the prospect of Antonio’s inevitable introduction, for it is written in the Scriptures that he will surely score against us.
 

 

As certain as Christmas itself. 

[Lee On Solent Saint]

Getting fuckin boring now. Every fuckin game

[Suhari]

Right Ralphy: what are you going to do?

[Jeremy Corbyn]

Ralph has to go ffs.

[OttawaSaint]

We came out looking scared. Heavy legs, chasing shadows. Wtf do they do at HT, what is RH saying?

[Saint-Reece]

Boring now. Everytime FFS. 

[trousers]

1 minute ago, OttawaSaint said:

Could Kevin Friend be any happier?

Not drawing lines to black armbands anymore eh? Fucking cunts!

Yep. Not making excuses for our lack of marking but last season that's given offside, for sure 

[Saints foreva]

Walcott absolutely bottling a 50/50 there.

[BotleySaint]

Just now, Suhari said:

Right Ralphy: what are you going to do?

Bury head in sand and hope it somehow comes good... 

[stknowle]

Aaaaand it’s the second half. 

[Sheaf Saint]

Commentators saying that's a brilliant tackle from Dawson. WTF!?

[Saint_clark]

Did we see which part of the defender was playing him on there? 

[Saints foreva]

Why was JWP marking their CB?

[adrian lord]

Commentators unable to conceal their delight. 

[SNSUN]

Just tuned in after a family lunch to find us one nil up! Sure enough seconds later and we've conceded. 

 

Let me guess, we've played well? Looks like West Ham are well on top now.

[HKsaint]

Substitution please

[Saint_clark]

1 minute ago, adrian lord said:

Commentators unable to conceal their delight. 

Yeah, nearly came in his pants at that Rice shot there.

[adrian lord]

Holding on now FFS

[OttawaSaint]

That should be a foul?!?

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[northam soul]

Fucking hell Ralph get Stu and Che on, try something please.

At least just get Walcott off

[Saint_clark]

That's a foul?????

[OttawaSaint]

Clear penalty, surely?

[davefizzy14]

Surely a penalty 

[Saint_clark]

That HAS to be a penalty!

[trousers]

Yes!

[saintscottofthenortham]

Kevin Friend having a laugh here. Entire game he has been dreadfully favourable to the Hammers.

[OttawaSaint]

Penalty!!!

[BotleySaint]

Ref clearly wanting to be controversial. 

Broja would have got there if he hadn't been knocked down.

[Jeremy Corbyn]

It should be a penalty. Is it clear cut to be an error though.

[BotleySaint]

Justice !

[Saint_clark]

Surely a red as there's no genuine attempt to play the ball.

[trousers]

Goal!!!

[Jeremy Corbyn]

Just now, Saint_clark said:

Surely a red as there's no genuine attempt to play the ball.

Double jeopardy though right?

[madge]

I really hope the commentators ask Ralph why in virtually every game this season we are totally under pressure in the second half of games. I never recall a trend like this under any other manager. Why does every manager totally work out how to turn games around against us.

[OttawaSaint]

Come on JWP! 

Goalllll

[davefizzy14]

Prowsey get in! 

[OttawaSaint]

Get innnn ya mutha!!! 

[Saint_clark]

Just now, Jeremy Corbyn said:

Double jeopardy though right?

Only if there is a genuine attempt to play the ball does that apply though.

[adrian lord]

Yaaay!

 

justice is served

[Jeremy Corbyn]

Just now, madge said:

I really hope the commentators ask Ralph why in virtually every game this season we are totally under pressure in the second half of games. I never recall a trend like this under any other manager. Why does every manager totally work out how to turn games around against us.

It must be a squad mentality thing. Need a leader bought in January.

[Saint Matty 76]

Broja is fucking excellent. We'll never keep hold of him but I beg we get another year. 

What a player.

[bpsaint]

Right now, can we PLEASE just hold on to this fucking lead you bunch of fucking clowns.

[John Boy Saint]

Jeez he walloped that 

[Sheaf Saint]

Dawson whingeing about that is pathetic. He knows damn well he didn't get any of the ball there. It HAS to be a penalty.

Now let's keep it tight and not give Antonio any more free headers please.