Spelling and Grandma

[whelk]

I once sent an email to many very senior managers and wrote ‘know’ instead of ‘no’.

thankfully the Samaritans talked me round

[miserableoldgit]

53 minutes ago, Turkish said:

definitleigh agree with you're comments.

I see what you did there.....

[Whitey Grandad]

2 hours ago, Turkish said:

definitleigh agree with you're comments.

A?

[Sarisbury Saint]

34 minutes ago, Fitzhugh Fella said:

z is American

s is Queen's English

Oh no, out come the spreadsheets and graphs again to prove his argument.

[Toadhall Saint]

4 minutes ago, Sarisbury Saint said:

Oh no, out come the spreadsheets and graphs again to prove his argument.

Here we go again

[The Kraken]

37 minutes ago, Sarisbury Saint said:

Oh no, out come the spreadsheets and graphs again to prove his argument.

Anyone normal would just say “dammit, autocorrect” or MLG’s regular go-to when he has made a mistake, “it was a typo”.  Not MLG this time. The guy has historically performed amazing levels of mental gymnastics to not have to admit culpability about the slightest non-event. To be honest though; it’s what makes him, well, him. And causes no end of hilarity. Never change pls.

 

 

Edited 18 December, 2021 by The Kraken

[Matthew Le God]

3 hours ago, Fitzhugh Fella said:

z is American

s is Queen's English

Not true, as we have already covered here... 😉😇

 

[Patrick Bateman]

On 18/12/2021 at 22:55, Matthew Le God said:

Not true, as we have already covered here... 😉😇

 

Just spell properly and stop being argumentative. Bellend. 

[trousers]

10 hours ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Just spell properly and stop being argumentative. Bellend. 

Shouldn't "Bellend" be hyphenated?

P.s. MLG is correct on this occasion re: 'z' Vs 's' spellings. 

 

Edited 20 December, 2021 by trousers

[Saint Billy]

Dickhead

[Verbal]

46 minutes ago, Saint Billy said:

Dickhead

Your new Facebook status?

[Wurzel]

3 hours ago, Saint Billy said:

Dickhead

ITK?

Not heard of him before , unfortunate name , but if he's got the money to invest he'll do for me.

[Turkish]

Just now, Matthew Le God said:

Ehy can't you answer the wresting? I live in a small Hampshire town, who is my 'community leader' to influence me having the vaccine? (had my booster today so didn't need any leader)

Your first line makes no sense whatsoever 

[Matthew Le God]

Just now, Turkish said:

Your first line makes no sense whatsoever 

It does as I'm typing on my phone and edited it seconds afterwards.

[Turkish]

Just now, Matthew Le God said:

It does as I'm typing on my phone and edited it seconds afterwards.

Another typo hey, that’s a nasty habit you’ve got there 🤣

[Matthew Le God]

4 hours ago, Turkish said:

Another typo hey, that’s a nasty habit you’ve got there 🤣

Puzzling why typos surprise you! I've made tens of thousands of posts and your selective memory focuses on the rare occasions they happen. Typing quickly on a tiny keyboard will occasionally lead to typos.

Edited 20 December, 2021 by Matthew Le God

[Weston Super Saint]

1 hour ago, Matthew Le God said:

Puzzling why typos surprise you! I've made ten of thousands of posts and your selective memory focuses on the rare occasions they happen. Typing quickly on a tiny keyboard will occasionally lead to typos.

Not that rare at all to be fair....

[Fan The Flames]

On 15/12/2021 at 16:57, whelk said:

I once sent an email to many very senior managers and wrote ‘know’ instead of ‘no’.

thankfully the Samaritans talked me round

That's nothing, I was writing (back in the day) a work letter to a female homeless charity based in Lisbon House, I typed it wrong and it autocorrected it to Lesbian House.

[badgerx16]

My wife's old phone used to auto correct my name to Al Quaeda.

Edited 21 December, 2021 by badgerx16

[Lighthouse]

Two auto-corrects I've sent which weren't well received:

"I love you Abby!" - It was supposed to say 'baby'

"I can't wait to see you Katie." - It was supposed to say 'later'

My girlfriend at the time was not called Abby or Katie, although I had both of those on my Facebook friends list. She was obviously calm, rational and saw the funny side. 🙄

[badgerx16]

53 minutes ago, Lighthouse said:

Two auto-corrects I've sent which weren't well received:

"I love you Abby!" - It was supposed to say 'baby'

"I can't wait to see you Katie." - It was supposed to say 'later'

My girlfriend at the time was not called Abby or Katie, although I had both of those on my Facebook friends list. She was obviously calm, rational and saw the funny side. 🙄

How much did it cost you to buy her off ?