whelk Posted 15 December, 2021 Share Posted 15 December, 2021 I once sent an email to many very senior managers and wrote ‘know’ instead of ‘no’. thankfully the Samaritans talked me round Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miserableoldgit Posted 15 December, 2021 Share Posted 15 December, 2021 53 minutes ago, Turkish said: definitleigh agree with you're comments. I see what you did there..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 15 December, 2021 Share Posted 15 December, 2021 2 hours ago, Turkish said: definitleigh agree with you're comments. A? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarisbury Saint Posted 18 December, 2021 Share Posted 18 December, 2021 34 minutes ago, Fitzhugh Fella said: z is American s is Queen's English Oh no, out come the spreadsheets and graphs again to prove his argument. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toadhall Saint Posted 18 December, 2021 Share Posted 18 December, 2021 4 minutes ago, Sarisbury Saint said: Oh no, out come the spreadsheets and graphs again to prove his argument. Here we go again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kraken Posted 18 December, 2021 Share Posted 18 December, 2021 (edited) 37 minutes ago, Sarisbury Saint said: Oh no, out come the spreadsheets and graphs again to prove his argument. Anyone normal would just say “dammit, autocorrect” or MLG’s regular go-to when he has made a mistake, “it was a typo”. Not MLG this time. The guy has historically performed amazing levels of mental gymnastics to not have to admit culpability about the slightest non-event. To be honest though; it’s what makes him, well, him. And causes no end of hilarity. Never change pls. Edited 18 December, 2021 by The Kraken 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le God Posted 18 December, 2021 Author Share Posted 18 December, 2021 3 hours ago, Fitzhugh Fella said: z is American s is Queen's English Not true, as we have already covered here... 😉😇 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted 20 December, 2021 Share Posted 20 December, 2021 On 18/12/2021 at 22:55, Matthew Le God said: Not true, as we have already covered here... 😉😇 Just spell properly and stop being argumentative. Bellend. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 20 December, 2021 Share Posted 20 December, 2021 (edited) 10 hours ago, Patrick Bateman said: Just spell properly and stop being argumentative. Bellend. Shouldn't "Bellend" be hyphenated? P.s. MLG is correct on this occasion re: 'z' Vs 's' spellings. Edited 20 December, 2021 by trousers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Billy Posted 20 December, 2021 Share Posted 20 December, 2021 Dickhead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Posted 20 December, 2021 Share Posted 20 December, 2021 46 minutes ago, Saint Billy said: Dickhead Your new Facebook status? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wurzel Posted 20 December, 2021 Share Posted 20 December, 2021 3 hours ago, Saint Billy said: Dickhead ITK? Not heard of him before , unfortunate name , but if he's got the money to invest he'll do for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 20 December, 2021 Share Posted 20 December, 2021 Just now, Matthew Le God said: Ehy can't you answer the wresting? I live in a small Hampshire town, who is my 'community leader' to influence me having the vaccine? (had my booster today so didn't need any leader) Your first line makes no sense whatsoever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le God Posted 20 December, 2021 Author Share Posted 20 December, 2021 Just now, Turkish said: Your first line makes no sense whatsoever It does as I'm typing on my phone and edited it seconds afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 20 December, 2021 Share Posted 20 December, 2021 Just now, Matthew Le God said: It does as I'm typing on my phone and edited it seconds afterwards. Another typo hey, that’s a nasty habit you’ve got there 🤣 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le God Posted 20 December, 2021 Author Share Posted 20 December, 2021 (edited) 4 hours ago, Turkish said: Another typo hey, that’s a nasty habit you’ve got there 🤣 Puzzling why typos surprise you! I've made tens of thousands of posts and your selective memory focuses on the rare occasions they happen. Typing quickly on a tiny keyboard will occasionally lead to typos. Edited 20 December, 2021 by Matthew Le God Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 20 December, 2021 Share Posted 20 December, 2021 1 hour ago, Matthew Le God said: Puzzling why typos surprise you! I've made ten of thousands of posts and your selective memory focuses on the rare occasions they happen. Typing quickly on a tiny keyboard will occasionally lead to typos. Not that rare at all to be fair.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan The Flames Posted 21 December, 2021 Share Posted 21 December, 2021 On 15/12/2021 at 16:57, whelk said: I once sent an email to many very senior managers and wrote ‘know’ instead of ‘no’. thankfully the Samaritans talked me round That's nothing, I was writing (back in the day) a work letter to a female homeless charity based in Lisbon House, I typed it wrong and it autocorrected it to Lesbian House. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 21 December, 2021 Share Posted 21 December, 2021 (edited) My wife's old phone used to auto correct my name to Al Quaeda. Edited 21 December, 2021 by badgerx16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 21 December, 2021 Share Posted 21 December, 2021 Two auto-corrects I've sent which weren't well received: "I love you Abby!" - It was supposed to say 'baby' "I can't wait to see you Katie." - It was supposed to say 'later' My girlfriend at the time was not called Abby or Katie, although I had both of those on my Facebook friends list. She was obviously calm, rational and saw the funny side. 🙄 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 21 December, 2021 Share Posted 21 December, 2021 53 minutes ago, Lighthouse said: Two auto-corrects I've sent which weren't well received: "I love you Abby!" - It was supposed to say 'baby' "I can't wait to see you Katie." - It was supposed to say 'later' My girlfriend at the time was not called Abby or Katie, although I had both of those on my Facebook friends list. She was obviously calm, rational and saw the funny side. 🙄 How much did it cost you to buy her off ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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