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  On 01/07/2021 at 12:11, TWar said:

Pair - Roe I think, rhymes with Pharaoh but with a P instead of a Ph. 

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If he’s a bit sh*t we could sing:

Perraud, is it me you’re looking for.

‘Cause I wonder where you are

and I wonder what you do…

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  On 01/07/2021 at 12:30, Lighthouse said:

If he’s a bit sh*t we could sing:

Perraud, is it me you’re looking for.

‘Cause I wonder where you are

and I wonder what you do…

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True, but if he's good we can go with:

Wo ho ho he's magic

Perraud

Never believe it's not so

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  On 01/07/2021 at 12:31, TWar said:

True, but if he's good we can go with:

Wo ho ho he's magic

Perraud

Never believe it's not so

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Worth using that so the people who don't like him can simply change magic to tragic.

Reckon we could channel out inner Lionel Richie's here.

Perraud, is it Saints you're looking for?

We can see it in your eyes, we can see it in your smile

You're all we've ever wanted and our arms are open wide

Cause you know just how to play

And you know just what to do

Let us start be saying we love you

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Posted
If you want a song for him, how about this to the tune of Paradise by Coldplay:
 
"When he played down in France, Saints came in to take their chance.
So he left came to Saints to play, To show off the Southampton Way.
And now it's
Perraud, Perraud, Perraud Life!
Perraud, Perraud, Perraud Life!
Perraud, Perraud, Perraud Life!
Every time we close our eyes!"
 

 

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Posted

Perraud wooah-oh

Perraud wooah-oh

He comes from old Toulouse

He's going to help us to not lose

Perraud wooah-oh 

Perraud wooah-oh 

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Posted (edited)
  On 01/07/2021 at 19:28, CB Fry said:

Perraud wooah-oh

Perraud wooah-oh

He comes from old Toulouse

He's going to help us to not lose

Perraud wooah-oh 

Perraud wooah-oh 

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Change the line in bold if its going to catch on:

Perraud wooah-oh

Perraud wooah-oh

He comes from old Toulouse

He loves it when the skate cunts lose

Perraud wooah-oh 

Perraud wooah-oh 

He hates Pompey, He hates Pompey ...

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  On 01/07/2021 at 17:46, SaintJackoInHurworth said:
If you want a song for him, how about this to the tune of Paradise by Coldplay:
 
"When he played down in France, Saints came in to take their chance.
So he left came to Saints to play, To show off the Southampton Way.
And now it's
Perraud, Perraud, Perraud Life!
Perraud, Perraud, Perraud Life!
Perraud, Perraud, Perraud Life!
Every time we close our eyes!"
 

 

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This is a joke, right? Perraud Life?

Every time we close our eyes???

WTF. 

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Posted
  On 01/07/2021 at 19:37, Badger said:

Change the line in bold if its going to catch on:

Perraud wooah-oh

Perraud wooah-oh

He comes from old Toulouse

He loves it when the skate cunts lose

Perraud wooah-oh 

Perraud wooah-oh 

He hates Pompey, He hates Pompey ...

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I get it if he'd been born and bred in Southampton, but trying to make out that a Frenchman has any interest in P*mpey is just nonsense. He's probably never even heard of the place. 

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  On 01/07/2021 at 20:15, Sidney Fudpucker the 3rd said:

I get it if he'd been born and bred in Southampton, but trying to make out that a Frenchman has any interest in P*mpey is just nonsense. He's probably never even heard of the place. 

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Pierre Hojbjerg was danish and his days were numbered in Germany before he joined us, yet he hated Pompey. 

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  On 01/07/2021 at 20:15, Sidney Fudpucker the 3rd said:

I get it if he'd been born and bred in Southampton, but trying to make out that a Frenchman has any interest in P*mpey is just nonsense. He's probably never even heard of the place. 

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  On 01/07/2021 at 20:30, Turkish said:

Pierre Hojbjerg was danish and his days were numbered in Germany before he joined us, yet he hated Pompey. 

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Cortese came from Italy and he fucking hates Pompey and I am pretty sure he still does.

Posted
  On 01/07/2021 at 21:30, HarvSFC said:

Jose Fonte changed the pronunciation of his name, so that it could fit alongside "baby".

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Brett Ormerod did the same too, changed to Ormeroid so his song could easily be mistaken for “we’ve got haemorrhoids” if there was too much clapping 

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Posted

He’s short, he’s french and he signed from Brest,

He joined a club that’s a fucking a mess. 

I bet he can’t, wait to go. 
Southampton Left back, Romain Peerraud

romain perraud

romain perraud

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Ohhhhhhhh Semmens went to France to buy a magnum of champagne

instead He signed a full back whose first name is Romain

He loves to virtue signal  his pronouns are him/he

he’ll wear rainbow laces and definitely take the knee 

 

 

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Posted
  On 01/07/2021 at 17:36, Pilchards said:

He’s an upgrade on Bertrand so I say that one improvement.

Whos next?

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That's a very bold statement based on what exactly. Bertrand maybe is past his best now but at his peak he was one of the very best. Monsieur Perraud has some way to go to proves merit.

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  On 02/07/2021 at 08:11, Charlie Wayman said:

That's a very bold statement based on what exactly. Bertrand maybe is past his best now but at his peak he was one of the very best. Monsieur Perraud has some way to go to proves merit.

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It's likely an upgrade on what Bertrand was last season and that's what matters really. Peak Bertrand in 15/16 was arguably the best LB in the league, we probably won't be getting that.

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Ironic people are already coming up with songs for him, whilst Bertrand was here all those years and never had one. Maybe Leicester had one all prepared and written into his contract 🤣

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Posted
  On 02/07/2021 at 09:32, Wurzel said:

Ironic people are already coming up with songs for him, whilst Bertrand was here all those years and never had one. Maybe Leicester had one all prepared and written into his contract 🤣

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I've heard a pre-release of the song. It has a catchy chorus which confirms that Ryano is one of their own, and fucking hates Derby.

 

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He's foreign so he must be good. To me he has been hanging around for other clubs to come in for him and perhaps its telling they haven't.

I still believe we miss looking at our own lower leagues where there are some good players

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  On 02/07/2021 at 11:05, OldNick said:

He's foreign so he must be good. To me he has been hanging around for other clubs to come in for him and perhaps its telling they haven't.

I still believe we miss looking at our own lower leagues where there are some good players

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Massive difference in price though isn’t there.

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  On 02/07/2021 at 11:05, OldNick said:

He's foreign so he must be good. To me he has been hanging around for other clubs to come in for him and perhaps its telling they haven't.

I still believe we miss looking at our own lower leagues where there are some good players

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Funny as top Ligue 1 club fans are frustrated that their clubs didn t look at Brest and Perraud to solve their left back position

Posted
  On 02/07/2021 at 11:05, OldNick said:

He's foreign so he must be good. To me he has been hanging around for other clubs to come in for him and perhaps its telling they haven't.

I still believe we miss looking at our own lower leagues where there are some good players

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On what is that based?

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