Romain Perraud - Official: Loan to Nice

[Ivan Katalinic's 'tache]

Given we're now just about into July, hopefully an announcement is imminent, if the deal is as close as is being speculated? I do miss the days of K,billy and Guan popping by with their thumbs up early warning signs...

[Sideways Jim]

👀

[trousers]

[TWar]

6 minutes ago, trousers said:

Basically an announcement. Welcome Perraud!

[Jeremy Corbyn]

How is it pronounced and it does it rhyme with Perr-Fraud?

[TWar]

5 minutes ago, Jeremy Corbyn said:

How is it pronounced and it does it rhyme with Perr-Fraud?

Pair - Roe I think, rhymes with Pharaoh but with a P instead of a Ph. 

[SuperSAINT]

 

[Lighthouse]

15 minutes ago, TWar said:

Pair - Roe I think, rhymes with Pharaoh but with a P instead of a Ph. 

If he’s a bit sh*t we could sing:

Perraud, is it me you’re looking for.

‘Cause I wonder where you are

and I wonder what you do…

[TWar]

3 minutes ago, Lighthouse said:

If he’s a bit sh*t we could sing:

Perraud, is it me you’re looking for.

‘Cause I wonder where you are

and I wonder what you do…

True, but if he's good we can go with:

Wo ho ho he's magic

Perraud

Never believe it's not so

Edited 1 July, 2021 by TWar

[Charlie Wayman]

Surely he will be one for the future eh Ralph?

[the saint in winchester]

54 minutes ago, TWar said:

True, but if he's good we can go with:

Wo ho ho he's magic

Perraud

Never believe it's not so

You must be my age if you remember songs from 1975!

[TWar]

https://www.getfootballnewsfrance.com/2021/profile-romain-perraud-what-can-southampton-expect/

[Toadhall Saint]

34 minutes ago, TWar said:

https://www.getfootballnewsfrance.com/2021/profile-romain-perraud-what-can-southampton-expect/

👍

[Lord Duckhunter]

3 hours ago, the saint in winchester said:

You must be my age if you remember songs from 1975!

Or he listened to spurs fans singing it. 

[The Cat]

4 hours ago, TWar said:

True, but if he's good we can go with:

Wo ho ho he's magic

Perraud

Never believe it's not so

Worth using that so the people who don't like him can simply change magic to tragic.

Reckon we could channel out inner Lionel Richie's here.

Perraud, is it Saints you're looking for?

We can see it in your eyes, we can see it in your smile

You're all we've ever wanted and our arms are open wide

Cause you know just how to play

And you know just what to do

Let us start be saying we love you

[Minsk]

47 minutes ago, TWar said:

https://www.getfootballnewsfrance.com/2021/profile-romain-perraud-what-can-southampton-expect/

Thanks for that. Very good read.

Quite excited by this signing and really looking forward to seeing him play in a Saints shirt.

[Pilchards]

He’s an upgrade on Bertrand so I say that one improvement.

Whos next?

[SaintJackoInHurworth]

If you want a song for him, how about this to the tune of Paradise by Coldplay:

 

"When he played down in France, Saints came in to take their chance.

So he left came to Saints to play, To show off the Southampton Way.

And now it's

Perraud, Perraud, Perraud Life!

Perraud, Perraud, Perraud Life!

Perraud, Perraud, Perraud Life!

Every time we close our eyes!"

 

 

[Crab Lungs]

Itll be 

do do do do romain perraud

do do do do romain perraud

 

anything else will be troubling for many.

[CB Fry]

Perraud wooah-oh

Perraud wooah-oh

He comes from old Toulouse

He's going to help us to not lose

Perraud wooah-oh 

Perraud wooah-oh 

[Badger]

9 minutes ago, CB Fry said:

Perraud wooah-oh

Perraud wooah-oh

He comes from old Toulouse

He's going to help us to not lose

Perraud wooah-oh 

Perraud wooah-oh 

Change the line in bold if its going to catch on:

Perraud wooah-oh

Perraud wooah-oh

He comes from old Toulouse

He loves it when the skate cunts lose

Perraud wooah-oh 

Perraud wooah-oh 

He hates Pompey, He hates Pompey ...

Edited 1 July, 2021 by Badger

[Sidney Fudpucker the 3rd]

2 hours ago, SaintJackoInHurworth said:

If you want a song for him, how about this to the tune of Paradise by Coldplay:

 

"When he played down in France, Saints came in to take their chance.

So he left came to Saints to play, To show off the Southampton Way.

And now it's

Perraud, Perraud, Perraud Life!

Perraud, Perraud, Perraud Life!

Perraud, Perraud, Perraud Life!

Every time we close our eyes!"

 

 

This is a joke, right? Perraud Life?

Every time we close our eyes???

WTF. 

[Sidney Fudpucker the 3rd]

31 minutes ago, Badger said:

Change the line in bold if its going to catch on:

Perraud wooah-oh

Perraud wooah-oh

He comes from old Toulouse

He loves it when the skate cunts lose

Perraud wooah-oh 

Perraud wooah-oh 

He hates Pompey, He hates Pompey ...

I get it if he'd been born and bred in Southampton, but trying to make out that a Frenchman has any interest in P*mpey is just nonsense. He's probably never even heard of the place. 

[Turkish]

13 minutes ago, Sidney Fudpucker the 3rd said:

I get it if he'd been born and bred in Southampton, but trying to make out that a Frenchman has any interest in P*mpey is just nonsense. He's probably never even heard of the place. 

Pierre Hojbjerg was danish and his days were numbered in Germany before he joined us, yet he hated Pompey. 

[CB Fry]

25 minutes ago, Sidney Fudpucker the 3rd said:

I get it if he'd been born and bred in Southampton, but trying to make out that a Frenchman has any interest in P*mpey is just nonsense. He's probably never even heard of the place. 

 

10 minutes ago, Turkish said:

Pierre Hojbjerg was danish and his days were numbered in Germany before he joined us, yet he hated Pompey. 

Cortese came from Italy and he fucking hates Pompey and I am pretty sure he still does.

[Badger]

12 minutes ago, CB Fry said:

 

Cortese came from Italy and he fucking hates Pompey and I am pretty sure he still does.

As did Charlie Austin , although he's from Hungerford.

[HarvSFC]

Jose Fonte changed the pronunciation of his name, so that it could fit alongside "baby".

[Turkish]

12 minutes ago, HarvSFC said:

Jose Fonte changed the pronunciation of his name, so that it could fit alongside "baby".

Brett Ormerod did the same too, changed to Ormeroid so his song could easily be mistaken for “we’ve got haemorrhoids” if there was too much clapping 

[SKD]

He’s short, he’s french and he signed from Brest,

He joined a club that’s a fucking a mess. 

I bet he can’t, wait to go. 
Southampton Left back, Romain Peerraud

romain perraud

romain perraud

[Turkish]

Ohhhhhhhh Semmens went to France to buy a magnum of champagne

instead He signed a full back whose first name is Romain

He loves to virtue signal  his pronouns are him/he

he’ll wear rainbow laces and definitely take the knee 

 

 

Edited 2 July, 2021 by Turkish

[Charlie Wayman]

14 hours ago, Pilchards said:

He’s an upgrade on Bertrand so I say that one improvement.

Whos next?

That's a very bold statement based on what exactly. Bertrand maybe is past his best now but at his peak he was one of the very best. Monsieur Perraud has some way to go to proves merit.

[TWar]

19 minutes ago, Charlie Wayman said:

That's a very bold statement based on what exactly. Bertrand maybe is past his best now but at his peak he was one of the very best. Monsieur Perraud has some way to go to proves merit.

It's likely an upgrade on what Bertrand was last season and that's what matters really. Peak Bertrand in 15/16 was arguably the best LB in the league, we probably won't be getting that.

Edited 2 July, 2021 by TWar

[igsey]

Has he signed yet?

[Wurzel]

Ironic people are already coming up with songs for him, whilst Bertrand was here all those years and never had one. Maybe Leicester had one all prepared and written into his contract 🤣

[Suhari]

1 hour ago, Wurzel said:

Ironic people are already coming up with songs for him, whilst Bertrand was here all those years and never had one. Maybe Leicester had one all prepared and written into his contract 🤣

I've heard a pre-release of the song. It has a catchy chorus which confirms that Ryano is one of their own, and fucking hates Derby.

 

[OldNick]

He's foreign so he must be good. To me he has been hanging around for other clubs to come in for him and perhaps its telling they haven't.

I still believe we miss looking at our own lower leagues where there are some good players

[Give it to Ron]

25 minutes ago, OldNick said:

He's foreign so he must be good. To me he has been hanging around for other clubs to come in for him and perhaps its telling they haven't.

I still believe we miss looking at our own lower leagues where there are some good players

Massive difference in price though isn’t there.

[Ekelund]

3 hours ago, igsey said:

Has he signed yet?

At SMS now

[stevy777_x]

44 minutes ago, OldNick said:

He's foreign so he must be good. To me he has been hanging around for other clubs to come in for him and perhaps its telling they haven't.

I still believe we miss looking at our own lower leagues where there are some good players

Funny as top Ligue 1 club fans are frustrated that their clubs didn t look at Brest and Perraud to solve their left back position

[Billy the Kidd]

https://twitter.com/dansheldonsport/status/1410934366168137731?ref_src=twsrc^tfw|twcamp^tweetembed|twterm^1410934366168137731|twgr^|twcon^s1_c10&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fs9e.github.io%2Fiframe%2Ftwitter.min.html1410934366168137731

[Matthew Le God]

1 hour ago, OldNick said:

He's foreign so he must be good. To me he has been hanging around for other clubs to come in for him and perhaps its telling they haven't.

I still believe we miss looking at our own lower leagues where there are some good players

On what is that based?

[MAY-Z]

Seems done

[Toadhall Saint]

1 hour ago, Billy the Kidd said:

https://twitter.com/dansheldonsport/status/1410934366168137731?ref_src=twsrc^tfw|twcamp^tweetembed|twterm^1410934366168137731|twgr^|twcon^s1_c10&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fs9e.github.io%2Fiframe%2Ftwitter.min.html1410934366168137731

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[trousers]

Mon aéroglisseur est plein d'anguilles

[saint lard]

All done and dusted. 

[skintsaint]

[trousers]

[TWar]

Excellent start! Couple more signings like that and we can be very hopeful for next season.

[trousers]

Edited 2 July, 2021 by trousers

[Uncle Albert]

Bonnet de douche Romain!