The Royal Family

[revolution saint]

59 minutes ago, AlexLaw76 said:

Randy Andy may have gotten his way.

 

Settling out of court isn't exactly clearing his name.  Looks more guilty than ever now.

[Weston Super Saint]

Whilst there is no doubt he's a grubby royal (is he still a royal or have they taken everything away?) and a paedo (in some countries), he's probably saved himself a fortune in legal fees by settling.

[spyinthesky]

1 hour ago, badgerx16 said:

At the cost of a "substantial" financial contribution.

Which we will probably have to pay for in a roundabout way.

[ecuk268]

He's such a nice guy he's giving a load of money to someone he doesn't know and has never met.

[Whitey Grandad]

So she got what she wanted. Then and now. Allegedly.

[rallyboy]

At least he's not a sweaty nonce, he just accidentally hung out with sex offenders on a regular basis, so that's a relief.

Onwards and upwards, get the bunting, lay the tables, it's Royal street party year - don't mention the out of court settlement, I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it.

[Sheaf Saint]

14 hours ago, spyinthesky said:

Which we will probably have to pay for in a roundabout way.

Queen ‘likely to pay’ disgraced son Andrew’s £10m sex abuse settlement (msn.com)

[Lighthouse]

If any of Andy’s lawyers are reading, I’m willing to settle for £5m for definitely never meeting or having sex with him.

[Whitey Grandad]

1 hour ago, Lighthouse said:

If any of Andy’s lawyers are reading, I’m willing to settle for £5m for definitely never meeting or having sex with him.

For £5m I’d consider either. Maybe both.

[buctootim]

27 minutes ago, Whitey Grandad said:

For £5m I’d consider either. Maybe both.

I’d meet him and have sex with him for £5m. Not Fergie though

Edited 16 February, 2022 by buctootim

[Weston Super Saint]

7 hours ago, buctootim said:

I’d meet him and have sex with him for £5m. Not Fergie though

😲Really, you wouldn't?

[Lighthouse]

I think if I was forced to sleep with one of them at gun point, I’d choose Sir Alex.

[Weston Super Saint]

Move over Andy, you're last week's news.

Now it's Charlie's turn to grab headlines with his cash for honours scandal coming back for round 2.

[badgerx16]

[Weston Super Saint]

The Grand old Duke of York..... Isn't???

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-61247885

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The Duke of York has been stripped of his Freedom of the City of York honour following a vote by councillors.

The motion to remove the accolade given to Prince Andrew in 1987 was carried unanimously at a full council meeting.

Councillors also called for him to relinquish his Duke of York title

 

[mack rill]

19 hours ago, Weston Super Saint said:

The Grand old Duke of York..... Isn't???

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-61247885

 

only parliament can take the Duke of York title away, and the track record of parliament the last few years he will fit in nicely so there's little chance of that.   

[Toadhall Saint]

7 minutes ago, mack rill said:

only parliament can take the Duke of York title away, and the track record of parliament the last few years he will fit in nicely so there's little chance of that.   

[whelk]

I get the news about Charlie is breaking but why is it on the banner of the sports news?

[pingpong]

5 minutes ago, whelk said:

I get the news about Charlie is breaking but why is it on the banner of the sports news?

Polo innit.

[badgerx16]

MikeTindall is to supposed to start picking up Royal duties whilst the King and Kate are undergoing treatment and recovery, and Edward has temporarily withdrawn from public appearances.

[Lighthouse]

Absolute sh*tbag of a disease. In 300 years people will book back on this era with pity, like we look back on bubonic plague.

[Farmer Saint]

All the best to Charles for a full recovery. 

[east-stand-nic]

On 28/04/2022 at 21:09, mack rill said:

only parliament can take the Duke of York title away, and the track record of parliament the last few years he will fit in nicely so there's little chance of that.   

and many years previous

https://dangerousminds.net/comments/jimmy_savile_gives_tony_blair_the_horn

[Fan The Flames]

[trousers]

 

Next!

Edited 13 February, 2024 by trousers

[whelk]

Don’t forget the 50,000 odd others that ran with him in the London Marathon 

[trousers]

And, not forgetting Dame Vera Lynn, of course... complicit the lot of them I tell ye

Edited 13 February, 2024 by trousers

[Stripey McStripe Shirt]

What's everyone's thoughts on the Princess conspiracy theories?

 

[egg]

Not sure what to make of it. The only thing I noticed was no wedding ring. 

[aintforever]

34 minutes ago, Stripey McStripe Shirt said:

What's everyone's thoughts on the Princess conspiracy theories?

 

Kensington Palace needs to employ someone better at Photoshop?

It really is a load of fuss about nothing, pretty much everything you see is photoshopped to some extent, they have just done a shit job. 

[Weston Super Saint]

2 minutes ago, aintforever said:

Kensington Palace needs to employ someone better at Photoshop?

It really is a load of fuss about nothing, pretty much everything you see is photoshopped to some extent, they have just done a shit job. 

Could have been taken using "best shot" - not sure how that works as I've only seen the ads - which could have caused it.

Either that or Kate is shit at Photoshop as mentioned.

[badgerx16]

49 minutes ago, Stripey McStripe Shirt said:

What's everyone's thoughts on the Princess conspiracy theories?

 

 

Who cares ?

[rallyboy]

Despite the constant media reminders that the royal family are brilliant at everything they attempt, perhaps William is a fucking terrible photographer and some random butler who is also clueless, has to fix the image?

Add in that spirit that it's just to cheer up the peasants and they won't notice, and here we are.

[Holmes_and_Watson]

We should thank the royals, for Photoshopping away their true, reptilian forms, and not putting us off our cornflakes.

- Mr D. Icke, Bunkersville

[Guided Missile]

Princess Diana struggled with bulimia due largely to her husband cheating on her. Just saying...

[Whitey Grandad]

2 hours ago, Guided Missile said:

Princess Diana struggled with bulimia due largely to her husband cheating on her. Just saying...

And how do we know that? Perhaps the cause and effect were reversed?

Besides, from what I can see they were all at it with everybody.

[sadoldgit]

2 hours ago, Guided Missile said:

Princess Diana struggled with bulimia due largely to her husband cheating on her. Just saying...

Whilst I am not an expert on the royal family, I believe the perceived wisdom from those on the inside is that Diana committed infidelity first with her body guard, Barry Mannakee.

[Guided Missile]

2 hours ago, Whitey Grandad said:

And how do we know that? Perhaps the cause and effect were reversed?

You're saying that Charles cheated on Diana because she had bulimia??

[Whitey Grandad]

1 minute ago, Guided Missile said:

You're saying that Charles cheated on Diana because she had bulimia??

I didn’t say that.

But you stated that the converse was historic fact.

[Guided Missile]

15 hours ago, Whitey Grandad said:

I didn’t say that.

Err, you did.

[Whitey Grandad]

29 minutes ago, Guided Missile said:

Err, you did.

Read it again and do it properly this time.

[trousers]

22 hours ago, badgerx16 said:

Who cares ?

People that care enough to read and comment on a thread they don't care about....?

[badgerx16]

55 minutes ago, trousers said:

People that care enough to read and comment on a thread they don't care about....?

If you think that is going to provoke me into posting again on a thread about a topic I care not 2 pence for then.......

 

Oh !

[Give it to Ron]

Isn’t William just following his old man’s taste in ugly women Marchioness of Cholmondely?

[Turkish]

Kate has got cancer then. The speculation was right. Poor lass. 

[whelk]

I didn’t know what the conspiracy theories were. Bless her

[bpsaint]

Hopefully the “preventative chemotherapy” suggests it’s nothing too serious. Won’t stop the conspiracy theorists though, especially the jab induced turbo cancer ones.

[Holmes_and_Watson]

Yeah, hopefully the preventative chemo results in a full recovery.

[AlexLaw76]

15 minutes ago, bpsaint said:

Hopefully the “preventative chemotherapy” suggests it’s nothing too serious. Won’t stop the conspiracy theorists though, especially the jab induced turbo cancer ones.

You do realise we saw an actor giving that media statement!?

[egg]

Sad to hear, and shows that cancer can get any of us. Hopefully she can make a full recovery, and that the press and paparazzi respect her and her families privacy.