Man Utd 9-0 Saints - Match Thread

[Saint_clark]

We've only made 22 passes so far.

[The Cat]

He'll be the answer to a quiz question for the rest of his life.

[Whitey Grandad]

1 minute ago, trousers said:

This has got 0-0 written all over it

So you think Utd will be able to hold us?

[Sheaf Saint]

1 minute ago, trousers said:

This has got 0-0 written all over it

Typo? 😉

[broken spoke]

8 minutes ago, Viking Saint said:

WWW.HESGOAL.COM

Thanks

[nta786]

1-0 Wan Bissaka there we go...

[woodsaint1]

9 minutes ago, BotleySaint said:

Honestly was he trying to get sent off?  I think mentally he just wasn't ready for this. He's been thrown in our of necessity due to our poor transfer dealings. Should have been eased in. Embarassment of a team at the moment.

 

Thrown in because of our transfer dealings? Hes in because of injuries to Diallo, Romeu and Smallbone. He also played a bit against Shrewsbury and Arsenal

[Toussaint]

The ten Still on are working their nuts off

[Saint_clark]

Offside in the build up?

[northam soul]

Ffs

[trousers]

Here we go... Abacuses at the ready...

[aintforever]

It’s gonna be another Ralph 0-9 at this rate.

[Whitey Grandad]

Nope

[The Cat]

Ings fault. Probably stood there thinking about what club he's going to join rather than track his man.

[SNSUN]

Fucking hell just tuned in. What a bell end. Can we walk off and settle for the automatic 3 nil loss? 🤪

[Lighthouse]

I’d take Ings off for Watts now, TBH.

[BotleySaint]

Just now, Saint_clark said:

Offside in the build up?

Not much chance of that being checked!

[Whitey Grandad]

Just now, trousers said:

Here we go... Abacuses at the ready...

I’ve got two hands and two feet. It it goes above twenty I’m stuffed.

[Turkish]

9 minutes ago, igsey said:

Yep my bad, looked a bit soft in real time but stonewall red. Can't decide if I feel sorry for the kid or not.

No. That’s a straight red whatever level you’re playing at. Ridiculous 

[Master Bates]

Jankewitz sounds like Wankfaceisabitch

[woodsaint1]

Negative goal difference coming in with a bang

[aintforever]

Surely Ralph need to take a striker off?

[nta786]

Who else have we got in CM we can play this weekend then from the U23s?

When will Ralph let me start on the pitch? 

[trousers]

Just now, aintforever said:

Surely Ralph need to take a striker off?

For who...?

[danjosaint]

Why the fuck did Bertrand duck under it 

[Edmonton Saint]

6 minutes ago, Saint_clark said:

Offside in the build up?

I thought it looked tight. But of course no checks because it would benefit Southampton 

[Convict Colony]

Great

 

[sfc4prem]

F*ck me. Very naive and excited and silly from Wankewitz.

 

Keep the score below 10 and we've done a decent job.

[trousers]

This is going to get very messy, isn't it?

[stknowle]

7 minutes ago, The Cat said:

He'll be the answer to a quiz question for the rest of his life.

Yeah name the only player in the history of English Premier League football to get sent off in the first minute of his first ever start whilst simultaneously sharing the name of a spoof pop artist from the 1980’s.

[Whitey Grandad]

Should be a yellow for Cavani.

[Saint_clark]

Djenepo is made of glass. 

Come on JWP, smash this one in.

[simo]

Give the knob head his transfer , cancels his contract and jog him on !

[danjosaint]

Nice marking and awareness from Stephens once again

[SaintZamboni]

Absolute shite. What a waste of sitting down

[trousers]

Why no booking for Cavani? Deliberate foul...

[Toussaint]

No booking for the Cavanni assault!

[hackedoff]

Can't do much about the injuries,but there does seem to be an element of self infliction and naivity about the club.

[Whitey Grandad]

2 minutes ago, DarrenLeTiss said:

I thought it looked tight. But of course no checks because it would benefit Southampton 

No need for a check. The replay showed well onside.

[BotleySaint]

12 against 10 out there then. 

Ref a joke.

[Saint_clark]

Decided I'm only going to look at positives for the rest of the match. 

Ramsey looks promising so far.

Djenepo has had some nice touches and turns.

 

[S-Clarke]

Just a case of how many they get. Definitely positive goal difference has been wiped away now.

Stupid by Jankewitcz. Not sure what was going through his head. Seemingly nothing.

Worst period we've had for at least a year. We're due a run/spell like this. Luckily we already have 29 points

[trousers]

Just now, simo said:

Give the knob head his transfer , cancels his contract and jog him on !

How do we know it wasn't a one-off adrenaline fueled moment of madness? Benefit of the doubt and all that. 

[Mr X]

Cricket score coming 

[OttawaSaint]

I guess this is just part and parcel of being a Saints fan. 

Another fucking can we dig any deeper phase of our team's life. Roll on the next victory...

[simo]

Give the knob head his transfer , cancels his contract and jog him on !

[bpsaint]

I hope the rest of the squad tie Jankewitz down and beat the fuck out of him with bars of soap like in Full Metal Jacket the fucking stupid prick.

[Golac's Cunning Stunts]

1 minute ago, trousers said:

How do we know it wasn't a one-off adrenaline fueled moment of madness? Benefit of the doubt and all that. 

nah, give the knob head his transfer. stupid twat

[CanadaSaint]

After that start, and with Prick Dean refereeing, I think I’ll be mentally safer watching the Aquarium Channel.

[The Cat]

We scored!