Popular Things You Don’t Really Get

[Lord Duckhunter]

1 hour ago, egg said:

I like a little cheeky one say on the arse, lower back, shoulder etc, but not an arm sleeve, neck or some such. 

 Nah. Not for me. Boring.
 

Down the arm or legs, thighs,  arse, shapely ones , nice. Mrs Duck has a couple.
 

You can’t tell me this isn’t hot (unfortunately, it’s not the radiant Mrs Duck) 
 

 

[egg]

1 minute ago, Lord Duckhunter said:

 Nah. Not for me. Boring.
 

Down the arm or legs, thighs,  arse, shapely ones , nice. Mrs Duck has a couple.
 

You can’t tell me this isn’t hot (unfortunately, it’s not the radiant Mrs Duck) 
 

 

 

There's nothing offensive about that, it's arms, face, neck - somewhere prominent that I don't like - it's gotta be revealed, and not seen by all. 

[View From The Top]

On 16/11/2020 at 13:00, sadoldgit said:

Porridge. Any foodstuff that is only edible if you add something to take away it’s flavour is a non starter.

Love the stuff, especially with raisins. 

My pre-ride food of choice as it is packed full of slow release carbs.

[View From The Top]

I'm A Celebrity and similar.

Just don't get the appeal.

Niche gins.

Nah, it's a twats drink. 

[skintsaint]

Star Wars films made after Return of the Jedi

[norwaysaint]

5 hours ago, skintsaint said:

Star Wars films made after Return of the Jedi

I remember the days wen Return of the Jedi was the embarrassing, crappy one and we used to cringe at ewoks. It shows how bad things became that it's now one of the good ones. A franchise of eleven films so far and none of them have been great since the second one. 

[Pickles]

Smoking.

Bad for your health,makes your clothes and your breath smell like ass,expensive.

Edited 18 November, 2020 by Bob Belcher

[Wes Tender]

16 hours ago, Lord Duckhunter said:

 Nah. Not for me. Boring.
 

Down the arm or legs, thighs,  arse, shapely ones , nice. Mrs Duck has a couple.
 

You can’t tell me this isn’t hot (unfortunately, it’s not the radiant Mrs Duck) 
 

 

 

Edited 18 November, 2020 by Wes Tender

[Wes Tender]

15 hours ago, View From The Top said:

Love the stuff, especially with raisins. 

My pre-ride food of choice as it is packed full of slow release carbs.

Me too. I have my porridge made with milk, and I add sultanas. As you say, fills you up until lunch time, great for cholestral reduction. 

[Pickles]

6 hours ago, norwaysaint said:

I remember the days wen Return of the Jedi was the embarrassing, crappy one and we used to cringe at ewoks. It shows how bad things became that it's now one of the good ones. A franchise of eleven films so far and none of them have been great since the second one. 

The Mandalorian is best Star Wars production in years

[Lord Duckhunter]

The young ones. Pony. 

[Chapel End]

Rylan Clark-Neal..... 🤬

[View From The Top]

2 hours ago, Bob Belcher said:

The Mandalorian is best Star Wars production in years

100%.

 

This is the way.

[Whitey Grandad]

Smart motorways 

 

why?

Edited 18 November, 2020 by Whitey Grandad

[badgerx16]

50 minutes ago, Whitey Grandad said:

Smart motorways 

 

why?

If they're so smart, ask them to explain Pythagoras' Theorum.

[The Cat]

49 minutes ago, Whitey Grandad said:

Smart motorways 

 

why?

Are they popular, or is it just that people have to use them because the alternative is taking a bunch of clogged up A roads?

I've certainly never had a conversation with anyone where they've started going on about how good they are!

[Give it to Ron]

Upgrading Apps that then look like done by work experience like Sky Scores no vidIprinter latest scorers.

Terrible

[whelk]

David Walliams 

[whelk]

54 minutes ago, Give it to Ron said:

Upgrading Apps that then look like done by work experience like Sky Scores no vidIprinter latest scorers.

Terrible

See what you mean. What cunts. Only open it for that

[StDunko]

The word association thread in the Muppet show.

[whelk]

59 minutes ago, StDunko said:

The word association thread in the Muppet show.

Yep the most inane thing in Christendom 

[trousers]

Criticism of the Word Association thread

[skintsaint]

Bali

Its generally a shite hole comparable with places such as Benidorm and Cancun.

[egg]

8 hours ago, whelk said:

Yep the most inane thing in Christendom 

No more inane than moaning about it or posting on threads like this about completely irrelevant shit. 

[norwaysaint]

9 hours ago, StDunko said:

The word association thread in the Muppet show.

One thread that I've never even considered opening. I can't imagine how it could possibly be funny or interesting

[Manuel]

Numberwang

[Winnersaint]

On 17/11/2020 at 20:41, View From The Top said:

Love the stuff, especially with raisins. 

My pre-ride food of choice as it is packed full of slow release carbs.

Me too, usually with blueberries and a squirt of honey.

[Lighthouse]

10 hours ago, skintsaint said:

Bali

Its generally a shite hole comparable with places such as Benidorm and Cancun.

Weirdly, I was reading a travel review yesterday implying the same thing. I guess I’d always though of it as far away, exotic and cultural but others have said it’s just the Ozzy Benidorm.

[buctootim]

19 hours ago, badgerx16 said:

If they're so smart, ask them to explain Pythagoras' Theorum.

a² + b² = c²

Note:

• c is the longest side of the triangle
• a and b are the other two sides

Yours sincerely, the M23  

Edited 19 November, 2020 by buctootim

[whelk]

10 hours ago, egg said:

No more inane than moaning about it or posting on threads like this about completely irrelevant shit. 

Keen word association contributor by any chance?

[trousers]

16 minutes ago, whelk said:

chance?

Community Chest

[Whitey Grandad]

1 hour ago, trousers said:

Community Chest

Some girl you know?

[Weston Super Saint]

Rooney and Vardy in the High Court - I always assumed the High Court was for important legal matters.

[johnnyboy]

Starting sentences with so , 

i.e what do yo do for a living 

so I run a small coffee shop 

grates my piss 😡

[Pickles]

Reality TV

[Turkish]

Grown men playing computer games. 

[Toadhall Saint]

Social media 

[whelk]

On 21/11/2020 at 22:31, Turkish said:

Grown men playing computer games. 

A lot of the lads (and lasses) at work play Call Of Duty. Actually quite sociable especially during lockdown. 

Edited 27 November, 2020 by whelk

[Turkish]

1 minute ago, whelk said:

A lot of the lads (and lasses) play Call Of Duty. Actually quite sociable especially during lockdown. 

Yes because there is nothing weird about adults talking into headsets to each other pretending to shoot at things on their TV screens. I expect they also the type who like Game of Thrones.

Edited 27 November, 2020 by Turkish

[whelk]

3 minutes ago, Turkish said:

Yes because there is nothing weird about adults talking into headsets to each other pretending to shoot at things on their TV screens. I expect they also the type who like Game of Thrones.

Yeah they are all dysfunctional not doing weights and shit and watching Gangs of London like non weird people.

Talking into headsets is quite common these days btw

 

[norwaysaint]

43 minutes ago, Turkish said:

Yes because there is nothing weird about adults talking into headsets to each other pretending to shoot at things on their TV screens. I expect they also the type who like Game of Thrones.

Just to check, you do know you're a grown man who is widely known for spending hours of his life squabbling with strangers and obsessing over other people's opinions on a football message board, right? I mean, nothing wrong with it, but, while we're on the subject of weird things adults do for entertainment...

[Turkish]

50 minutes ago, norwaysaint said:

Just to check, you do know you're a grown man who is widely known for spending hours of his life squabbling with strangers and obsessing over other people's opinions on a football message board, right? I mean, nothing wrong with it, but, while we're on the subject of weird things adults do for entertainment...

As opposed to a grown man who spends a lot of time arguing about politics of a country he doesn't live in?  I mean, nothing wrong with it, but, while we're on the subject of weird things adults do for entertainment...

[Lighthouse]

Girls with nose rings. I'm just not sure what's supposed to look good about it.

[norwaysaint]

24 minutes ago, Turkish said:

As opposed to a grown man who spends a lot of time arguing about politics of a country he doesn't live in?  I mean, nothing wrong with it, but, while we're on the subject of weird things adults do for entertainment...

You're right, mate, it is weird for an adult to discuss international politics. Good spot. I feel foolish.

[Turkish]

6 minutes ago, norwaysaint said:

You're right, mate, it is weird for an adult to discuss international politics. Good spot. I feel foolish.

To spend 95% of your time doing that on a football forum it is.

[Whitey Grandad]

3 hours ago, Lighthouse said:

Girls with nose rings. I'm just not sure what's supposed to look good about it.

They’re so that you can tie them outside the supermarket.

[Hamilton Saint]

On 19/11/2020 at 09:12, buctootim said:

a² + b² = c²

Note:

• c is the longest side of the triangle
• a and b are the other two sides

Yours sincerely, the M23  

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK1CEtmmJGo

[percy windham]

Periods. 

[Fan The Flames]

15 minutes ago, percy windham said:

Periods. 

You say that, then you use one correctly.

[The Cat]

I'm partial to playing Xbox from time to time. Never played online with a headset though, only single player storylines.

Games like Red Dead and GTA are works of genius.