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Tonight- Pokeher

Tomorrow- Fix car window, weather dependant, watch my boys plays footeh, weather dependant, get drunk, mrs dependant

Sunday- Prob shopping somewhere, maybe footeh on telehbox if no mrs abooot

 

Prediction- Weather Dependant, 6/10

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Tonight - pack

Saturday - work in morning, not decided about afternoon

Sunday - go up to my old town to visit some old mates

Monday - Fly to Egypt!

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Tonight- Pokeher

Tomorrow- Fix car window, weather dependant, watch my boys plays footeh, weather dependant, get drunk, mrs dependant

Sunday- Prob shopping somewhere, maybe footeh on telehbox if no mrs abooot

 

Prediction- Weather Dependant, 6/10

 

Friends or sons? I thought you were about 18.

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Nuffink.

 

On the wagon so staying well clear of pubs and offies. This no drinking is a serious hard thing to do. Been 6 days now but feels like a lifetime.

 

oh, driving to Rotherham on Sunday to collect a car for my sis-in-law.

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Nuffink.

 

On the wagon so staying well clear of pubs and offies. This no drinking is a serious hard thing to do. Been 6 days now but feels like a lifetime.

 

oh, driving to Rotherham on Sunday to collect a car for my sis-in-law.

 

Should you be driving with the shakes?

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Stuff

 

That post is a waste of forum space. Someone else could have posted a much more interesting post in place of that. I hope you feel guilty.

 

Fri - Work, Pub, maybe meet some girl if i can be assed....get her drunk...take advantage.

Sat - Nothing in the day, maybe drink in teh evening if i can find some money from somewhere.

Sun - Nothing...unless people are meeting up for some SaintsWeb football??

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Fri - No drinking but going to watch boxing at Shirley Club

Sat- No Drinking, bike ride in forest with the dog

Sun- Look at my dogs nuts all day cause they won't be there Monday night, vet thinks its the right thing to do and has convinced my partner of the same, Ive fought for 6 years to keep the pair but in view of his actions of late ive had to concede, may try and use this as an excuse to have a drink.

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Friday: Quiz with cheap booze

Tomorrow: Bath City vs St Albans, pub

Sunday: Play football, pub, wonder what to do because of NFL bye-week.

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Friday: Meal at Tiger Lilly, then out on the town, staying sober all evening. Exciting.

 

Saturday: Work 9:30 - 1:30, afternoon and evening unplanned.

 

Sunday: Lie in, New Milton at lunchtime for a 1st birthday party, rest of da unplanned.

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Yesterday: Interview in the afternoon, went well, JP resigns, good news.

Today: Wotte in charge permanent heh??? rest of the day: housework and then out for the evening for a meal for my birthday.

Tomorrow: not much as probably hung over and is the only day in the year that I can put my feet up all day. The kids have to run around after me for a change

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Right now - Giddy Bridge for cheap food

9ish - The Brook to watch a man dressed as a woman wearing flouncy clothes. Hopefully see T-Rexctasy while I am there too.

Tomorrow - tinker with my old boiler.

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Right now - Giddy Bridge for cheap food

9ish - The Brook to watch a man dressed as a woman wearing flouncy clothes. Hopefully see T-Rexctasy while I am there too.

Tomorrow - tinker with my old boiler.

 

Is this a euphemism?

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Friday; Drunk.

 

Saturday; Go to meet GF in Comedy club London. Too drunk, not allowed in.

 

Sunday; Drunk. Cannot play PS3, projector bulb gone. No sex either.

 

8/10

 

Loving life.

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His name is actually Homebase.

What sort of name is 'Actually'? What were your parents thinking?

 

Incidentally, whilst in B & Q last week a wino was trying to buy some Methylated Spirits, but the chap on the counter wouldn't serve him as he said the company have a policy to discourage alcoholics. Which is a good thing IMHO.

 

After a while the chap convinced the manager that he was decorating at home and it was for cleaning his brushes, the manager gave in and handed him a bottle of Meths. The wino handed it back and said "Can I have one out of the fridge mate"? I laughed.

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