Criminal XI

[Paulwantsapint81]

Not players who’s careers were criminal but players who got into trouble with the law

 

gk - Bruce Grobbelaar - match fixing (allegedly) 

rb - Ulrich Van Gobble - selling stolen cars

cb - Claus Lundekvam - drink driving cocaine

cb -

lb - 

rm - Guly - drink driving

cm - Jhon Viafara - drugs

cm -

lm - Fabrice Fernandes - drink driving

cf - Lee Barnard - assault

cf - James Beattie - drink driving

[Turkish]

LB - Lee Molyneux Assault

Neil Ruddock - Affray

neil shipperley - Public masterbation

[SuperSAINT]

Nile Ranger & Joey Barton

[saint77]

Can’t remember joey Barton playing for us 

[bpsaint]

Tomasz Hajto - manslaughter

[Red]

Nathan Dyer accused of stealing mobile phones and cash.

[Turkish]

Just now, Red said:

Nathan Dyer accused of stealing mobile phones and cash.

Bradley Wright-Phillips involved too. 

[HarvSFC]

Mario Lemina - Drink driving. (Looks like we've had a few of those)

[Batman]

I am sure Terry Hurlock liked the odd pint when the designated driver.....whether he got caught at Saints, I do not remember

Edited 29 August, 2020 by Batman

[Badger]

Mark Dennis (lb) was once reported to have been hauled off the team coach before it left The Dell car park for questioning over an alleged domestic incident.

[benjii]

Jordan Robertson. 

[SuperSAINT]

4 hours ago, SuperSAINT said:

Nile Ranger & Joey Barton

 

3 hours ago, saint77 said:

Can’t remember joey Barton playing for us 

Somehow my brain transferred “BWP” as Joey Barton 😂

[saint1977]

2 hours ago, Batman said:

I am sure Terry Hurlock liked the odd pint when the designated driver.....whether he got caught at Saints, I do not remember

Think it was the Smugglers pub towards the Itchen Bridge he was drinking in before being caught IIRC - I think there was a board outside making a joke of it for a few weeks afterwards. 
 

Badger - I also thought of Mark Dennis. 

[SNSUN]

Wesley Hoedt - stealing a living from football. Actually there's a few Saints guilty of that.

[SW5 SAINT]

I seem to remember Pompey having a fairly strong convicts 11. Probably stronger than their current line up.....

[northam soul]

10 hours ago, Turkish said:

Bradley Wright-Phillips involved too. 

Doesn’t count as it was in dirty skate land wasn’t it.

I think they were just recovering stolen items

 

[John Boy Saint]

Bit lightweight compared to most of the above Longy got pinged recently for 117mph in his Panamera - a car more than capable of stopping well within the distance on the back of the Highway Code for 70mph set by a Ford Anglia - Jammy bugger got off light, able to drive away from court. ............... that’s criminal in itself.

[Badger]

23 hours ago, northam soul said:

Doesn’t count as it was in dirty skate land wasn’t it.

I think they were just recovering stolen items

 

I know you're joking about this but it was a pretty despicable act by BWP and his accomplice (Nathan Dyer wasn't it?) to go rifling through the handbags of two barmaids who were probably earning minimum wage whilst those two were on thousands a week.

Complete low life. 

Edited 30 August, 2020 by Badger

[Badger]

Two other names for this thread - Steve Moran and Mark Wright (Norrkopping 1982).

Stop Press:  Both have withdrawn from this particular squad as charges are dropped

[Victor]

Bobby Moore  -  theft

[angelman]

Do Mark Wright and Steve Moran count? Arrested on allegations of rape 

[The Cat]

Wasn't it Leon Best who stole a toilet seat from B&Q or have I totally just made something utterly ridiculous up?

[VectisSaint]

23 hours ago, Badger said:

I know you're joking about this but it was a pretty despicable act by BWP and his accomplice (Nathan Dyer wasn't it?) to go rifling through the handbags of two barmaids who were probably earning minimum wage whilst those two were on thousands a week.

Complete low life. 

BWP was cleared of all charges. Dyer on the other hand was found guilty.

[Saint Garrett]

Claus?

[saint1977]

17 hours ago, The Cat said:

Wasn't it Leon Best who stole a toilet seat from B&Q or have I totally just made something utterly ridiculous up?

Looks like he was a Chelsea player at the time - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glen_Johnson#Personal_life 

[Wilf]

Didn't Matt Le Tiss admit in his autobiography to some sort of betting thing?

(No action taken but a few raised eyebrows if I remember rightly).

[SuperSAINT]

20 minutes ago, Wilf said:

Didn't Matt Le Tiss admit in his autobiography to some sort of betting thing?

(No action taken but a few raised eyebrows if I remember rightly).

Wasn’t it something random like booting the ball out of play early for a throw in?

[mikec]

1 minute ago, SuperSAINT said:

Wasn’t it something random like booting the ball out of play early for a throw in?

Yes I think he said that he (or a team mate) deliberately kicked the ball out for a throw-in straight from kick-off in a televised game because he had some bet on the time of the first throw-in.  However I seem to remember that when people looked at the records, there was no game that matched his description so he either made it up or got the details wrong.

Lawrie McMenemey as manager?   Wasn't he done for drink-driving?  Doubly embarassing as he was on a TV advert for alcohol-free lager at the time.

[Badger]

Surprised nothing has been revealed about players from the 'Alehouse' days, the amount those legends used to consume there must be a drunk and disorderly, driving ban, or assault charge among them somewhere.

[Hatch]

Peter Shilton, Tina and crashing car while drunk

[rooney]

On ‎31‎/‎08‎/‎2020 at 16:24, The Cat said:

Wasn't it Leon Best who stole a toilet seat from B&Q or have I totally just made something utterly ridiculous up?

No it was Johnson who played for Chelsea, Liverpool and the Skates. He is a pundit on Sky Sports now!

Edited 4 September, 2020 by rooney
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