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Mohammed Salisu - Official: Signs for Monaco

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How will Salisu’s debut go?  

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  1. 1. How will Salisu’s debut go?

    • Clean sheet
      21
    • Concedes penalty
      16
    • Scores the winner
      8
    • Own goal
      6
    • Hat trick
      5
    • Injured in the warm up
      16
    • Subbed off after 20 minutes, Dia style
      6
    • Sent off
      8
    • Another own goal
      4
    • False teeth fall out screaming for a handball against Patricio
      5
    • Meteorite hits Shropshire. Match abandoned
      12

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Saint_clark

Saint_clark

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5 minutes ago, trousers said:

Question:

Why haven't there been any official photos of Salisu published yet? Even if he's training on his own, why no photoshoot? In days gone by, we'd have been inudated with new signing photos. Maybe they've been waiting for the kit sponsor debacle to be sorted before snapping him all kitted out? Surely if the club have got time to come up with a glossy "oops, new sponsor" video then they've got time to take a few photos of our new signing, even if that's only some photos of him "doing fitness training away from the squad"?

Yours ponderously....

Maybe a camera man isnt considered essential enough to allow into the training ground, dunno.

S-Clarke

S-Clarke

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4 minutes ago, trousers said:

Question:

Why haven't there been any official photos of Salisu published yet? Even if he's training on his own, why no photoshoot? In days gone by, we'd have been inudated with new signing photos. Maybe they've been waiting for the kit sponsor debacle to be sorted before snapping him all kitted out? Surely if the club have got time to come up with a glossy "oops, new sponsor" video then they've got time to take a few photos of our new signing, even if that's only some photos of him "doing fitness training away from the squad"?

Yours ponderously....

I don't think he's joined up with the club yet @trousers. Training on his own, but it makes you wonder why. 

Turkish

Turkish

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13 minutes ago, trousers said:

Question:

Why haven't there been any official photos of Salisu published yet? Even if he's training on his own, why no photoshoot? In days gone by, we'd have been inudated with new signing photos. Maybe they've been waiting for the kit sponsor debacle to be sorted before snapping him all kitted out? Surely if the club have got time to come up with a glossy "oops, new sponsor" video then they've got time to take a few photos of our new signing, even if that's only some photos of him "doing fitness training away from the squad"?

Yours ponderously....

The greatest trick salisu ever played was to convince the world he did exist.....

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Convict Colony

Convict Colony

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1 hour ago, Turkish said:

It's all a deliberate ploy from Steve. He is paid on hits not connections, if you're trying 15 times to get on the site when usually it's only once he still gets paid out on the 15, which he needs as i've just put my rates up due to a counter offer from Sotonians.

 

#thepriviledged #hereforyourbenefit #stevesmostvaluableasset

Is there anything your not ITK about, I knew there had to be some scheme behind this, Steve's got to pay for these trips somehow. #prayforstevesairmiles

 

It's majestic watching a legend in action 😆

Turkish

Turkish

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2 hours ago, Convict Colony said:

Is there anything your not ITK about, I knew there had to be some scheme behind this, Steve's got to pay for these trips somehow. #prayforstevesairmiles

 

It's majestic watching a legend in action 😆

I like to think Steve gets his money worth 😉

trousers

trousers

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This is getting silly now.... can someone give me one genuinely believable reason why the club haven't yet taken and/or published one solitary photo of our new signing in situ? (And no "first interview" video either for that matter). Surely something major must be awry for that not to have happened yet?

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skintsaint

skintsaint

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14 minutes ago, trousers said:

This is getting silly now.... can someone give me one genuinely believable reason why the club haven't yet taken and/or published one solitary photo of our new signing in situ? (And no "first interview" video either for that matter). Surely something major must be awry for that not to have happened yet?

Apparently he is shy...

itchen

itchen

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"It's a great opportunity to play in the Premier League. Southampton is a fantastic club with great fans.  As soon as I knew that they were interested I was keen to come here.  The city is very beautiful. The training ground is first class. I'm really looking forward to working with the gaffer and helping to take  the Saints to the next level."

There you go.

revolution saint

revolution saint

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2 hours ago, Matthew Le God said:

Salisu!

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You can clearly tell his left leg is shorter than his right leg in that picture.  We've been had yet again.  Makes you wonder why we don't do proper scouting but at least we now know why we're looking for another CB.

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John Boy Saint

John Boy Saint

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Brief interlude

3 Keepers snapped for the TV moody pout pre-match line up doings.

 

Right carry on lads.................bet the new sponsor ain't impressed he's covering up their expensive hoarding with his arms!

krissyboy31

krissyboy31

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2 hours ago, Saint Keef said:

OK. Now we've seen Salisu in an actual Saints shirt, but hang on a second.......he is not smiling. Something must be terribly wrong! 

Body language, arms folded in a sulk. Yep terribly wrong!!  Mind you at least he actually exists, which is a bonus.

trousers

trousers

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On 01/09/2020 at 17:11, Saint Keef said:

OK. Now we've seen Salisu in an actual Saints shirt, but hang on a second.......he is not smiling. Something must be terribly wrong! 

 

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Saint Keef

Saint Keef

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Thanks Trousers....Phew! Everything's ok again..... But hang on again. Why is he leaning to the left? Maybe he was told we play in stripes and the he can't work out the sash. By leaning to the left he is trying to make it look more like a stripe.

Saint Keef

Saint Keef

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4 hours ago, Disco Stu said:

I've always wondered why we're so slow to update the player profiles on our website. Seems like it should be the bread and butter for the site admins.

They are very slow. Apparently we've signed Kevin Keegan......and Mick Channon has left. 

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Saint Keef

Saint Keef

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10 hours ago, John Boy Saint said:

.............any news on Rudi Skacel?

 

No news on Skakel, but we're looking at a young kid from The Channel Islands apparently. Matthew something or other....

trousers

trousers

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45 minutes ago, LeG said:

That is very good news.

Indeed. Is this a quicker introduction to 'normal training' for Salisu than you were expecting? Just thinking back to your "typical Saints" remark when you mentioned a few weeks ago that we might need to bring in another CB...? Or am I wide of the mark with my reading-between-the-lines there? Cheers @LeG! :)

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