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How will Salisu’s debut go?  

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  1. 1. How will Salisu’s debut go?

    • Clean sheet
      21
    • Concedes penalty
      16
    • Scores the winner
      8
    • Own goal
      6
    • Hat trick
      5
    • Injured in the warm up
      16
    • Subbed off after 20 minutes, Dia style
      6
    • Sent off
      8
    • Another own goal
      4
    • False teeth fall out screaming for a handball against Patricio
      5
    • Meteorite hits Shropshire. Match abandoned
      12

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Shroppie

Shroppie

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2 hours ago, Teddeer said:

How about Buddy Holly's Peggie Sue along the lines of;

 

We love you, Salisu

With a love so rare and true

Oh Sali, our Salisu

Well we love our Sal, we love our Salisu.

 

Salisu, Salisu

Sali, Sali, Sali, Sali Salisu

Oh Sali, our Salisu

Oh well we love our Sal cos we know what he can do

Oh Sali, our Salisu

Oh well we love our Sal, we all love Salisu.

 

We have a winner. Great.

Bananaman

Bananaman

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cue a thousand different versions of a potential Salisu song only for the Northam to  let rip with 'Salisu is red and white....' 

two really positive signings btw. Chuffed with both... and I still don't rate Adams ;) 

Pilchards

Pilchards

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46 minutes ago, redandwhite82 said:

nice one mohammed welcome on board - another top guy to fuck the skunts next time

Not bad, what tune would we sing this one too?

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skintsaint

skintsaint

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Promising signing but get a bit excited from JV and Hoedt joining the club and reviews they had.

Fingers crossed he can make the jump from La Liga to the EPL. Last decent player we signed from there that succeeded at Saints?

Using the basic math......thats Hojbjerg's fee spent on both our signings so far. Way we operate :)

Edited by skintsaint
SKD

SKD

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Pointless putting suggestions down for a song. As MLG pointed out, the racist scum that attend St Mary’s won’t sing about black players..... 🤡

Turkish

Turkish

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5 minutes ago, SKD said:

Pointless putting suggestions down for a song. As MLG pointed out, the racist scum that attend St Mary’s won’t sing about black players..... 🤡

Not true. We had a song about Wanyama to the tune of a song about the jungle.... 😳

View From The Top

View From The Top

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5 hours ago, skintsaint said:

Promising signing but get a bit excited from JV and Hoedt joining the club and reviews they had.

Fingers crossed he can make the jump from La Liga to the EPL. Last decent player we signed from there that succeeded at Saints?

Using the basic math......thats Hojbjerg's fee spent on both our signings so far. Way we operate :)

JV had genuine calibre from his BMG time. In fact, I'll own up to thinking it was an excellent signing as I watch the Bundesliga and he was rock solid.

As for Hoedt, I've always said I reckon we went to Lazio to buy Stefan de Vrij and came back with the wrong Dutchman. Hoedt couldn't even get a game for Lazio at that stage.

egg

egg

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5 minutes ago, View From The Top said:

JV had genuine calibre from his BMG time. In fact, I'll own up to thinking it was an excellent signing as I watch the Bundesliga and he was rock solid.

As for Hoedt, I've always said I reckon we went to Lazio to buy Stefan de Vrij and came back with the wrong Dutchman. Hoedt couldn't even get a game for Lazio at that stage.

JV never lifted himself off the ground, was slow and had the turning circle of a barge. He never looked suitable to me, although my judgement is questionable - I'm embarrassed to say that I thought Hoedt looked a great prospect!

skintsaint

skintsaint

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6 minutes ago, egg said:

Hoedt looked a great prospect!

He did, 60 odd games i think over 2 seasons at Lazio, just broke into the Dutch team...left peg. Shame he is a twat.

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Ted Bates Statue

Ted Bates Statue

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16 hours ago, Turkish said:

Salisu yeah yeah yeah

Salisu yeah yeah yeah

salisu yeah yeah yeah yeah

 

she loves you the Beatles.

 

also get him used to scousers for a couple of years time

Most importantly, the lyrics aren't too complex so there might be a chance of it catching on at SMS.

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Disco Stu

Disco Stu

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All the Valladolid fans are convinced he's destined for greatness. This could be an excellent investment.

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Toussaint

Toussaint

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14 hours ago, St.JonB said:

Are we confident this is not another Danso? Everybody got pretty excited by that signing as well. Not seen him play but hopefully he is as good as people are hoping. 

My sources tell me this may or may not be the case. You heard it here first, I won't stand for plagiarism, be warned! 

Toussaint

Toussaint

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16 hours ago, CB Fry said:

What better way to welcome a new signing by paying tribute to one of Britain's most recognisable paedophiles?

I think your taking inclusiveness and diversity a tad too far.

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Sinned

Sinned

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Genuine question:

As we have triggered his release clause to buy him, can Real Valladolid still insert a sell on clause in the deal, or will all profit, assuming there is profit, be for Saints ???

Badger

Badger

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1 hour ago, fez said:

This "scouting report" made my mouth water... 

https://www.90min.com/posts/scouting-report-southampton-fans-can-expect-mohammed-salisu-things-to-know

Didn't use the phrase i was looking for .. "mobile brick shithouse of a defender" but apart from that a good read.

Not sure how well it researched our current options though:

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His playing style may even work in his favour, as he offers something different to the Saints' current options. With Bednarek and Stephens are more no-nonsense, Salisu is willing to play with the ball at his feet - something which any modern centre-back needs to be comfortable doing.

And no mention of the Leicester defeat. Thought that was obligatory.

Bananaman

Bananaman

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(to old macdonald)

Hasenhüttl went to Spain; we've got Salisu

He said give me a big Ghanaian; we've got Salisu

with a tackle here, tackle there, fucking tackles everywhere

Hasenhüttl went to spain; we've got Salisu...

 

....

....

....

Taxi!!

Bananaman

Bananaman

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13 minutes ago, Bananaman said:

(to old macdonald)

Hasenhüttl went to Spain; we've got Salisu

He said give me a big Ghanaian; we've got Salisu

with a tackle here, tackle there, fucking tackles everywhere

Hasenhüttl went to spain; we've got Salisu...

 

....

....

....

Taxi!!

On reflexion, there are some deep-rooted homosexual undertones here indicative on some kind of repression on my behalf.. feel free to ignore. 

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Matthew Le God

Matthew Le God

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35 minutes ago, charliemiller said:

I do wonder if maybe Stephens will move to the def mid position to allow the new fella and bendarak to do the CB job .

Would that work ?

No it wouldn't. Not suited for the role.

danjosaint

danjosaint

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58 minutes ago, charliemiller said:

I do wonder if maybe Stephens will move to the def mid position to allow the new fella and bendarak to do the CB job .

 

Would that work ?

 

No,  one of Stephens weak points is his positional sense and awareness,  that would be a major flaw in cdm role 

leeham_69

leeham_69

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On 13/08/2020 at 04:35, Teddeer said:

How about Buddy Holly's Peggie Sue along the lines of;

 

We love you, Salisu

With a love so rare and true

Oh Sali, our Salisu

Well we love our Sal, we love our Salisu.

 

Salisu, Salisu

Sali, Sali, Sali, Sali Salisu

Oh Sali, our Salisu

Oh well we love our Sal cos we know what he can do

Oh Sali, our Salisu

Oh well we love our Sal, we all love Salisu.

 

Well we love our Sal, we love our Salisu.

could be

Well we love our Sal, Mohammed Salisu.

Great idea though!

skintsaint

skintsaint

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10 hours ago, danjosaint said:

No,  one of Stephens weak points is his positional sense and awareness,  that would be a major flaw in cdm role 

as well as at Centreback.

Charlie Wayman

Charlie Wayman

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On 12/08/2020 at 19:35, Teddeer said:

How about Buddy Holly's Peggie Sue along the lines of;

 

We love you, Salisu

With a love so rare and true

Oh Sali, our Salisu

Well we love our Sal, we love our Salisu.

 

Salisu, Salisu

Sali, Sali, Sali, Sali Salisu

Oh Sali, our Salisu

Oh well we love our Sal cos we know what he can do

Oh Sali, our Salisu

Oh well we love our Sal, we all love Salisu.

 

Not bad at all but very 1950's. 

You're showing your age my friend

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benjii

benjii

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Buddy Holly, by Weezer:

What's with these wankers, dissing my team?
Who have they got up front?
What did we do to these guys
That made them so violent?

Woo-hoo, but you know I'm yours
Woo-hoo, and I know you're mine
SFC and that's for all of time

Oo-ee-oo I look just like Duncan Goodhew
Oh-oh, and you're Mohamed Salisu
I don't care what they say about us anyway
I don't care 'bout that
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stevy777_x

stevy777_x

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6 hours ago, The Curse of St Mary's said:

Training away from squad to get up to speed fitness wide according to Dan Sheldon @ Athletic 

Read the article and he is speculating the entire time for all the subjects.

i don t call that journalism. He wasn t very bright for the Echo and won t be for The Athletic.

Waste of a membership, preferred Carl Anka, at least he could talk tactics.

 

Saint Garrett

Saint Garrett

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16 minutes ago, stevy777_x said:

Read the article and he is speculating the entire time for all the subjects.

i don t call that journalism. He wasn t very bright for the Echo and won t be for The Athletic.

Waste of a membership, preferred Carl Anka, at least he could talk tactics.

 

He's certainly nowhere near the level that Carl was...

Turkish

Turkish

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6 hours ago, The Curse of St Mary's said:

Training away from squad to get up to speed fitness wide according to Dan Sheldon @ Athletic 

is this what used to be known as Saints fit?

Convict Colony

Convict Colony

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Turks - maybe cos its your ITK status and you have a direct line into the forum but how the hell are you posting so much during our forum chernobyl ?

I''m lucky if I can get in and read most days.

#Prayforsteve

Turkish

Turkish

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53 minutes ago, Convict Colony said:

Turks - maybe cos its your ITK status and you have a direct line into the forum but how the hell are you posting so much during our forum chernobyl ?

I''m lucky if I can get in and read most days.

#Prayforsteve

It's all a deliberate ploy from Steve. He is paid on hits not connections, if you're trying 15 times to get on the site when usually it's only once he still gets paid out on the 15, which he needs as i've just put my rates up due to a counter offer from Sotonians.

 

#thepriviledged #hereforyourbenefit #stevesmostvaluableasset

trousers

trousers

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Question:

Why haven't there been any official photos of Salisu published yet? Even if he's training on his own, why no photoshoot? In days gone by, we'd have been inudated with new signing photos. Maybe they've been waiting for the kit sponsor debacle to be sorted before snapping him all kitted out? Surely if the club have got time to come up with a glossy "oops, new sponsor" video then they've got time to take a few photos of our new signing, even if that's only some photos of him "doing fitness training away from the squad"?

Yours ponderously....

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