egg Posted 5 September, 2020 Share Posted 5 September, 2020 (edited) 5 hours ago, Turkish said: It’s run by Pap, wannabe hardman and gangster come Jeremy Cornyn fanboy. Populated by helmets like Verbal, banned from here by his wife, Prone to regular Comedy breakdowns online. Drunken windbag Franks Cousin, another one prone to ranting although this time after a few too many Sauvignons. Then there was our forum hard man DPS/Unbelievable Jeff and that odd lad who used to moan a lot about his job On here and started making cheesecakes. It’s certainly a strange gathering of people. Del, was that idiot Boris on the Ugly ever over here? Edited 5 September, 2020 by egg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 5 September, 2020 Share Posted 5 September, 2020 13 minutes ago, egg said: Del, was that idiot Boris on the Ugly ever over here? Yes that’s Romsey Stu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted 5 September, 2020 Share Posted 5 September, 2020 6 minutes ago, Turkish said: Yes that’s Romsey Stu Cheers. He dominates it and takes every thread down a political route. Shame as there's some half decent posters over there, even after recent departures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 5 September, 2020 Share Posted 5 September, 2020 Fairplay @stevegrant not sure if you have done anything today or not but got on all day no issues. If you've done nothing then i understand the pain of this software hahahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 5 September, 2020 Share Posted 5 September, 2020 7 hours ago, egg said: Cheers. He dominates it and takes every thread down a political route. Shame as there's some half decent posters over there, even after recent departures. To be fair there are worse. Soggy seems to manage to have a dig at the government on every frigging post, then there is the mentalist trying to get the site shut down. That site used to be hilarious, it’s been turned into a political bitchfest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint lard Posted 5 September, 2020 Share Posted 5 September, 2020 Can it be,that I’ve had access to this place for almost a full day today...thus far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-Clarke Posted 5 September, 2020 Share Posted 5 September, 2020 It's been flawless now for a good few days. I hope this is it sorted now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aintforever Posted 5 September, 2020 Share Posted 5 September, 2020 It wasn’t working at all for me then I went into notifications settings and turned them all off and now it’s fine. I can start posting crap again now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
austsaint Posted 5 September, 2020 Share Posted 5 September, 2020 Never a good idea to go the "early crow" but things are definitely better of late. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M271 Posted 6 September, 2020 Share Posted 6 September, 2020 A bit more hesitant at the moment but no 502s or 504s yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadoldgit Posted 6 September, 2020 Share Posted 6 September, 2020 13 hours ago, Turkish said: To be fair there are worse. Soggy seems to manage to have a dig at the government on every frigging post, then there is the mentalist trying to get the site shut down. That site used to be hilarious, it’s been turned into a political bitchfest. Still sore at getting yourself banned? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 6 September, 2020 Share Posted 6 September, 2020 (edited) 14 minutes ago, sadoldgit said: Still sore at getting yourself banned? I didn’t get myself banned, someone got me banned, you don’t know what you’re talking about. anyway at least I don’t have to read your whining shite all day every day now, as someone posted when you flounced off here and popped up on TUI Typing and typing and typing and typing and typing “he’s their problem now” you and a few others have ruined what used to be a brilliant forum. Edited 6 September, 2020 by Turkish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadoldgit Posted 6 September, 2020 Share Posted 6 September, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, Turkish said: I didn’t get myself banned, someone got me banned, you don’t know what you’re talking about. anyway at least I don’t have to read your whining shite all day every day now, as someone posted when you flounced off here and popped up on TUI Typing and typing and typing and typing and typing “he’s their problem now” you and a few others have ruined what used to be a brilliant forum. Multiple log ins wasnt it? No one else got you banned. Normal posters don’t get banned. It is a much better place without your strange ITK war with several other posters and your constant wind ups. Sadly Boris is still there to carry on your tradition. Sadly also for this place, you are here. Edited 6 September, 2020 by sadoldgit Typo 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 6 September, 2020 Share Posted 6 September, 2020 (edited) 11 hours ago, sadoldgit said: Multiple log ins wasnt it? No one else got you banned. Normal posters don’t get banned. It is a much better place without your strange ITK war with several other posters and your constant wind ups. Sadly Boris is still there to carry on your tradition. Sadly also for this place, you are here. No it wasn’t, the multi login thing was a load of bollox made up by someone who has multiple logins to detract away from them. like I said you don’t know what you’re talking about. I’ve only ever posted under two logins on there, one I stopped using years ago when I started using TCM and Nick knew who both of them are. Unlike you I actually know quite a few of the people on there in real life. Still between you lot you’re ruined what was once a great forum. I’m not going to go into why I was banned but it wasn’t for any reason that you’ll find anywhere on that forum that was all bull sh-t. Oh and by the way you only think it’s better without me because there is only one or two who call out your nonsensical dopy whinging left. There are loads of weirdos on there now nodding along with your weird political ranting having turned a football forum into a place to slag off the government endlessly. Very strange but then I guess that’s why you fit in now and like it so much. Edited 6 September, 2020 by Turkish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevegrant Posted 6 September, 2020 Share Posted 6 September, 2020 The reason for the lack of an update was basically because I was so fucking fed up of just reading a constant stream of whinging from people. One user who I attempted to help many years ago when he wanted a "fresh start" with a new username (but managed to out himself inside about 6 hours) and has been one of the more constant presences in this thread won't be troubling us again. The issue appears to be a particular inefficiency within the database (for those that understand this sort of thing, some of the key tables are denormalised and the indexing is a mess) - looking in depth at the structure of it, I'm amazed they've managed to make a viable business out of something that is basically a creaking pile of crap with a shiny skin that makes it look modern. There is a new version due out soon, so I'm hoping they've fixed some of these issues in that release, but it seems at the moment that we basically get three or four days of acceptable performance followed by a week of carnage. I've got some DB experts looking at it at the moment, but the concern is that if we make changes to the database itself (adding indexes, partitions on large tables, etc), that might have negative knock-on effects to other tables and big queries that are run often. 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSAINT Posted 6 September, 2020 Share Posted 6 September, 2020 Cheers for the update, Steve & thanks for spending the time on it. Fingers-crossed it can remain stable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chocolate Box Posted 6 September, 2020 Share Posted 6 September, 2020 Keep up the good work Steve and don't let the whingers get to you. Some are all too ready to criticise but offer nothing themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-Clarke Posted 6 September, 2020 Share Posted 6 September, 2020 (edited) Appreciate the update - must admit, the last forum I ran myself was run on PhpBB - remember that? Things have probably moved on a fair bit. Is there any appetite for moving to an entirely new forum platform (again) or is that just way too much pain? I'm guessing one of the selling points for Invision was it's 'ease' of transition from VB? I must admit though, the last few days have been as good as it's ever been. It's always been painfully slow for a few days, and then 'usable' on the others, but honestly it's just flown over the last 2 days better than it ever has. So any changes you have made have been spot on. Edited 6 September, 2020 by S-Clarke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevegrant Posted 6 September, 2020 Share Posted 6 September, 2020 3 minutes ago, S-Clarke said: Appreciate the update - must admit, the last forum I ran myself was run on PhpBB - remember that? Things have probably moved on a fair bit. Is there any appetite for moving to an entirely new forum platform (again) or is that just way too much pain? I'm guessing one of the selling points for Invision was it's 'ease' of transition from VB? I must admit though, the last few days have been as good as it's ever been. It's always been painfully slow for a few days, and then 'usable' on the others, but honestly it's just flown over the last 2 days better than it ever has. phpBB still exists, but it's pretty basic these days. Absolutely zero appetite to move to another new platform, to be honest. We'd identified this one a few years ago but the issue was always having the time to do the migration. Their conversion process is not quick (it took three days running it on my fairly powerful Macbook rather than on a web server), especially as the old database was already around 3GB with more than 2m posts, so I don't really want to have to go through that sort of pain again I'm currently running the forum's re-indexing process, to see if something happened at one stage a while ago that screwed up the internal indexing. Worth noting that this is a code-based index rather than the indexing you'd ordinarily apply to the database itself, so god knows whether that'll make any difference or not, but that process was started on Thursday and is currently around 35% of the way through I'd say the last few days have been "stable" but not express pace. Looking at the latency numbers on the load balancer, it's averaging around 1 second, which is still too high really. But it's at least usable for now... 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 6 September, 2020 Share Posted 6 September, 2020 Cheers for the update @stevegrant 👍 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toadhall Saint Posted 6 September, 2020 Share Posted 6 September, 2020 👏👍 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintBobby Posted 6 September, 2020 Share Posted 6 September, 2020 Thanks for the update, Steve. Was glitchy a bit earlier today (got some 504s) but hope it continues to improve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kraken Posted 6 September, 2020 Share Posted 6 September, 2020 Brett from Camden bites the bullet for relentless whining, how apt 😆 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shroppie Posted 6 September, 2020 Share Posted 6 September, 2020 4 hours ago, stevegrant said: phpBB still exists, but it's pretty basic these days. Absolutely zero appetite to move to another new platform, to be honest. We'd identified this one a few years ago but the issue was always having the time to do the migration. Their conversion process is not quick (it took three days running it on my fairly powerful Macbook rather than on a web server), especially as the old database was already around 3GB with more than 2m posts, so I don't really want to have to go through that sort of pain again I'm currently running the forum's re-indexing process, to see if something happened at one stage a while ago that screwed up the internal indexing. Worth noting that this is a code-based index rather than the indexing you'd ordinarily apply to the database itself, so god knows whether that'll make any difference or not, but that process was started on Thursday and is currently around 35% of the way through I'd say the last few days have been "stable" but not express pace. Looking at the latency numbers on the load balancer, it's averaging around 1 second, which is still too high really. But it's at least usable for now... Thanks for the update. It's been frustrating for everyone, and I'm sure for no-one more than you. Thanks for all your efforts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plastic Posted 6 September, 2020 Share Posted 6 September, 2020 @stevegrant someone mentioned incognito mode / cleared cookies yielded a quicker response and I have to say I’ve seen similar. Although you may have a DB latency issue, I wonder if you may also be caching dynamic load balancer / responding node addresses in-browser which are causing the bad gateway issues. worth a look anyway as I can’t see any reason why high latency DB queries would resolve to a bad gateway response. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 6 September, 2020 Share Posted 6 September, 2020 Has worked without a hitch today. Well done Steve, keep up the good work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Boy Saint Posted 6 September, 2020 Share Posted 6 September, 2020 Thanks for the update Steve............and especially your perseverance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micky Posted 6 September, 2020 Share Posted 6 September, 2020 Ahhhh right, high latency on the gateway responder because of unresponsive oversize database tables on the php coding interface. Can't believe I never thought of that earlier.... all's well that ends well though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OttawaSaint Posted 6 September, 2020 Share Posted 6 September, 2020 Thanks Steve. Much appreciated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint86 Posted 7 September, 2020 Share Posted 7 September, 2020 (edited) A hell of a lot better recently! Good job Stevo! Edited 7 September, 2020 by Saint86 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 7 September, 2020 Share Posted 7 September, 2020 (edited) 17 hours ago, The Kraken said: Brett from Camden bites the bullet for relentless whining, how apt 😆 That was hilarious wasnt it. He was outed as Dell Days within hours of his new login, then pretended to be Brett from Camden before finally admitting to being Jamie the Navy Chef. 🤣 Edited 7 September, 2020 by Turkish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadoldgit Posted 7 September, 2020 Share Posted 7 September, 2020 19 hours ago, Turkish said: No it wasn’t, the multi login thing was a load of bollox made up by someone who has multiple logins to detract away from them. like I said you don’t know what you’re talking about. I’ve only ever posted under two logins on there, one I stopped using years ago when I started using TCM and Nick knew who both of them are. Unlike you I actually know quite a few of the people on there in real life. Still between you lot you’re ruined what was once a great forum. I’m not going to go into why I was banned but it wasn’t for any reason that you’ll find anywhere on that forum that was all bull sh-t. Oh and by the way you only think it’s better without me because there is only one or two who call out your nonsensical dopy whinging left. There are loads of weirdos on there now nodding along with your weird political ranting having turned a football forum into a place to slag off the government endlessly. Very strange but then I guess that’s why you fit in now and like it so much. Interesting how you manage to turn a thread about the forum problems into something all about you and posters that you don’t like. Your ego is out of control mush. You are the reason I don’t post here very often nowadays. Congratulations. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 7 September, 2020 Share Posted 7 September, 2020 12 minutes ago, sadoldgit said: Interesting how you manage to turn a thread about the forum problems into something all about you and posters that you don’t like. Your ego is out of control mush. You are the reason I don’t post here very often nowadays. Congratulations. You're the one who turned the thread into something else pal, i was in a conversation with Egg about TUI after he asked me a question about it. You then started making snidey little digs at me. Dont try and pretend you stopped posting on here because of me, you weren't even on my radar until you started posting your drivel on TUI. It soon became quite clear your relentless cry babying has made you a an insufferable joke across both forums, congratulations, i dont think anyone has ever achieved that before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadoldgit Posted 7 September, 2020 Share Posted 7 September, 2020 You have taken the opportunity to take a pop at several people you don’t like. And yes, once you started stalking me here after your digs on another site, I decided to spend less time here. You are exactly like Boris with all this childish “cry baby stuff”. The Ugly is a better place without you and Dune. This place would be a better place without you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 7 September, 2020 Share Posted 7 September, 2020 (edited) 35 minutes ago, sadoldgit said: You have taken the opportunity to take a pop at several people you don’t like. And yes, once you started stalking me here after your digs on another site, I decided to spend less time here. You are exactly like Boris with all this childish “cry baby stuff”. The Ugly is a better place without you and Dune. This place would be a better place without you. What is untrue about saying that you have a dig at the government on pretty much every single post? You do. And there is someone trying to get the site shut down, Nick posted it on there when he had to ban a few people. If you want to cry making out it's me saying nasty things about people i dont like then that's your perogative, just because you dont like it doesn't make it untrue. Sorry about that. As you for laughable comment about me stalking you, weren't you claiming you dont post on here because of me only an hour ago? Yet here you are reply to me over and over again, jumping on a thread that has nothing to do with you with the sole intention to post about me, you haven't thought this through have you. Edited 7 September, 2020 by Turkish 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 7 September, 2020 Share Posted 7 September, 2020 Keep posting Turkish. I for one very much enjoy your irreverent style. If it has the effect of making soggy post much less then that's a big fat brucie bonus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted 7 September, 2020 Share Posted 7 September, 2020 There's definitely something in this incognito thing. If i try to come in through the home page or a landing page it will hang and not open. If I do the same in incognito, I get in and the navigation is quick. Hopefully there's a simple fix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 7 September, 2020 Share Posted 7 September, 2020 Touch wood, been much improved the last couple of days. Cheers Steve and any others working behind the scenes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadoldgit Posted 7 September, 2020 Share Posted 7 September, 2020 2 hours ago, hypochondriac said: Keep posting Turkish. I for one very much enjoy your irreverent style. If it has the effect of making soggy post much less then that's a big fat brucie bonus. Funny how certain types stick together. You are another reason I don’t post so often, so you can both congratulate yourselves. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 7 September, 2020 Share Posted 7 September, 2020 2 minutes ago, sadoldgit said: Funny how certain types stick together. You are another reason I don’t post so often, so you can both congratulate yourselves. So basically you dont like people who dont agree with you. Odd for someone who is desperate to prove how open minded they are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Wayman Posted 7 September, 2020 Share Posted 7 September, 2020 4 minutes ago, Turkish said: So basically you dont like people who dont agree with you. Odd for someone who is desperate to prove how open minded they are. Come on chaps, this has gone on for long enough. Can't you just agree to disagree and leave it at that and perhaps in future even ignore one another. We can all read your points of view and where they differ we can make up our own minds a bout who we believe. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 7 September, 2020 Share Posted 7 September, 2020 9 hours ago, Charlie Wayman said: Come on chaps, this has gone on for long enough. Can't you just agree to disagree and leave it at that and perhaps in future even ignore one another. We can all read your points of view and where they differ we can make up our own minds a bout who we believe. Ironic isn't it on a thread titled 'Site Issues'. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevegrant Posted 7 September, 2020 Share Posted 7 September, 2020 On 06/09/2020 at 19:51, Plastic said: @stevegrant someone mentioned incognito mode / cleared cookies yielded a quicker response and I have to say I’ve seen similar. Although you may have a DB latency issue, I wonder if you may also be caching dynamic load balancer / responding node addresses in-browser which are causing the bad gateway issues. worth a look anyway as I can’t see any reason why high latency DB queries would resolve to a bad gateway response. Must admit I'm not 100% sure where I'd isolate any of those issues, tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-Clarke Posted 8 September, 2020 Share Posted 8 September, 2020 It's the longest run of flawless access for me, haven't had an issue for a good few days now. Maybe it's still not instant, but it's a world better! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 8 September, 2020 Share Posted 8 September, 2020 56 minutes ago, S-Clarke said: It's the longest run of flawless access for me, haven't had an issue for a good few days now. Maybe it's still not instant, but it's a world better! Ssssshhhhhhhh......! (FFS) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 8 September, 2020 Share Posted 8 September, 2020 I still cant get into the lounge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Duckhunter Posted 8 September, 2020 Share Posted 8 September, 2020 The lounge does seem to be an issue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wurzel Posted 8 September, 2020 Share Posted 8 September, 2020 24 minutes ago, OldNick said: I still cant get into the lounge I can't get into the bedroom, but that's down to the wife, I'm not blaming @stevegrant for that one.🤣 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 8 September, 2020 Share Posted 8 September, 2020 9 minutes ago, Lord Duckhunter said: The lounge does seem to be an issue God has blocked it unhappy with some of the comments on the christmas thread. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 8 September, 2020 Share Posted 8 September, 2020 Main board fine. Lounge dodgy. Which might not be a bad thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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