Noodles34 Posted 15 January, 2023 Share Posted 15 January, 2023 Oh Nathan Jones he’ll win both cups But won’t keep us up Oh Nathan Jones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozzmeister Posted 15 January, 2023 Share Posted 15 January, 2023 Isn’t an obvious one Dr Jones??? Nathan Jones, Jones, We’ve got Nathan Jones, Nathan Jones, Nathan Jones, Come on now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miltonaggro Posted 15 January, 2023 Share Posted 15 January, 2023 You’re going home in a Welsh mining town ambulance… [repeat] 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 15 January, 2023 Share Posted 15 January, 2023 Little bit of David Bowie... There's a Starman running down the right, his names Kyle Walker-Peters and he's f*cking dynamite 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 15 January, 2023 Share Posted 15 January, 2023 1 hour ago, Saint_clark said: Little bit of David Bowie... There's a Starman running down the right, his names Kyle Walker-Peters and he's f*cking dynamite We sang that for Redmond a few times at away games and it's a good chant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Posted 15 January, 2023 Share Posted 15 January, 2023 Caletta carr surely has to be “baby you can drive my carr”by the Beatles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SotonianWill Posted 15 January, 2023 Share Posted 15 January, 2023 7 minutes ago, Roger said: Caletta carr surely has to be “baby you can drive my carr”by the Beatles? baby, we’ve got caleta carr, yes he’s gonna be a star, baby we’ve got caleta carr, and we all love you 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miltonaggro Posted 15 January, 2023 Share Posted 15 January, 2023 Six foot two, eyes of brown, Gavin Bazunu’s technically sound… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SotonianWill Posted 15 January, 2023 Share Posted 15 January, 2023 5 minutes ago, Miltonaggro said: Six foot two, eyes of brown, Gavin Bazunu’s technically sound… he’s got soap between his gloves, he’s got soap between his gloves, he’s got soap between his gloves, he’s got soap in between his gloves. We’ve got the shittest team in the league, Weve got shittest damn team in the league, Weve got the shittest team in the league, he’s got soap between his gloves, theres diallo, lyanco (sorry you’ve been good lately but it fit) and elyonoussi… 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wadesmith Posted 15 January, 2023 Share Posted 15 January, 2023 To the tune of Gary Numan ‘Cars’ ‘Caleta Carr, Game Is Way Above Par, He will Be a Big Star, The He’ll refuse to play, demand that we let him live his dream & sign for Liverpool’ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miltonaggro Posted 15 January, 2023 Share Posted 15 January, 2023 Bazunu Matata Man City youth craze Bazunu Matata In a steep learning phase Means that we’ll be worried 3 to 5 on matchdays Bazunu Matata 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 15 January, 2023 Share Posted 15 January, 2023 5 minutes ago, Miltonaggro said: Bazunu Matata Man City youth craze Bazunu Matata In a steep learning phase Means that we’ll be worried 3 to 5 on matchdays Bazunu Matata "It's the Saints FC, Philosophy" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 15 January, 2023 Share Posted 15 January, 2023 (edited) When the balls in net it’s not Shilton or Cech that’s Bazunu When you score every shot, and save not a lot that’s Bazunu nets will bulge you’ll score goals and we’ll sing, he comes from Man City He’s behind our defence but makes no difference that’s Bazunu Edited 22 January, 2023 by Turkish 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miltonaggro Posted 15 January, 2023 Share Posted 15 January, 2023 What can I do to see light of this dull dull day? What switch can I pull to illuminate the way? Show me one direction I’ll not be a daftee again A Nathan Jones erection Is all I need to calm the pain We all need a Nat (resurrection, just a little divine intervention) We all need a Nat (resurrection, just a little divine intervention) [repeat until next poor first half] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Nimbus Posted 18 January, 2023 Share Posted 18 January, 2023 He walked into defenceAnd now he's taking overAnd it's beautiful Because of Celta Car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thereisonlyonemickychannon Posted 21 January, 2023 Share Posted 21 January, 2023 FA CUP win and go down. I would take👍 it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Bates Statue Posted 23 January, 2023 Share Posted 23 January, 2023 (edited) 13 hours ago, niceandfriendly said: Atmosphere at the Emirates was electric last night. That North London Forever song will turn me into an Arsenal fan in time. Wish we had an anthem like that. Shame the Shane Long one didn’t catch on 🙄 Thought I should reply to your comment here. Nice song, not heard of it before. https://youtu.be/V6X0kYbx8Gg?t=22 for those who haven't heard it either. It probably helps that their song is coming to the fore while they are in their first title challenge in yonks, while Shane Long's song preceded a prolonged period of sub-mediocrity that we are still enduring. The line "We'll never stop, 'til we reach the top" sticks in my mind, and might have been a situation of promising a bit more than could be delivered. Quote Wish we had an anthem like that Hold my beer. "Southampton forever Whatever the weather These streets are our own..." You're welcome. (Note: Must be sung at 2x tempo to remove any phrasing and pacing from the original song - very important detail) Edited 23 January, 2023 by Ted Bates Statue Vital tempo information 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SotonianWill Posted 23 January, 2023 Share Posted 23 January, 2023 I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves, I know a song that will get on your nerves. followed by Nathan Jones’ red and white army. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fat Controller Posted 24 January, 2023 Share Posted 24 January, 2023 Bednarek now has to be Janny b Goode Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint In Cornwall Posted 24 January, 2023 Share Posted 24 January, 2023 Or Oh Janny B to the tune of Danny Boy… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golac's Cunning Stunts Posted 24 January, 2023 Share Posted 24 January, 2023 to the tune of "Nathan jones you've been gone too long" ... Nathan Jones you've been here too long 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Katalinic's 'tache Posted 24 January, 2023 Share Posted 24 January, 2023 How about Charley Alcaraz to the old Grzegorz Rasiak tune? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EssEffCee Posted 25 January, 2023 Share Posted 25 January, 2023 The Saudis are cunts, and so are you The Saudis are cunts, and so are you The Saudis are cunts, and so are you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SotonianWill Posted 28 January, 2023 Share Posted 28 January, 2023 chim chiminey chim chiminey chim chim cher-oo who needs a striker when we’ve got perraud. 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nordic Saint Posted 28 January, 2023 Share Posted 28 January, 2023 2 hours ago, SotonianWill said: chim chiminey chim chiminey chim chim cher-oo who needs a striker when we’ve got perraud. I was thinking the same. He looks like he'd be a hell of a striker if gven the chance. Bale only got his chance to move up from left back when he went to Spurs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SotonianWill Posted 29 January, 2023 Share Posted 29 January, 2023 13 hours ago, Nordic Saint said: I was thinking the same. He looks like he'd be a hell of a striker if gven the chance. Bale only got his chance to move up from left back when he went to Spurs. though with little competition he’s one of the best strikers of a football at the club, showcased against west ham, tottenham last year (hit the bar), and same this season. I don’t rate him defensively so don’t see why we don’t play him up the wing and buy a proper left full back and striker. wont happen sadly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SotonianWill Posted 2 February, 2023 Share Posted 2 February, 2023 (edited) this is extremely random but when someone did it in the pub during the last game it made me think when and why did “give me an s” change from spelling it out each letter individually s-o-u-t-h-a-m-p-t-o-n to s-o-u-t-h-a-m-PTON did people just become too tired to spell out each letter? Edited 2 February, 2023 by SotonianWill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alehouseboys Posted 2 February, 2023 Share Posted 2 February, 2023 2 hours ago, SotonianWill said: this is extremely random but when someone did it in the pub during the last game it made me think when and why did “give me an s” change from spelling it out each letter individually s-o-u-t-h-a-m-p-t-o-n to s-o-u-t-h-a-m-PTON did people just become too tired to spell out each letter? Too many letters, most fans have fallen asleep by halfway through. And we could do with a 2 syllable moniker to vastly increase our very limited repertoire - “scummer” and (for our Dorset/Wiltshire contingent) “Saaaamptn” doesn’t count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeBizzier69 Posted 2 February, 2023 Share Posted 2 February, 2023 Haven't heard "my old man, said be a pompey fan" for a long while. Always raises a smile. Short and sweet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint In Cornwall Posted 2 February, 2023 Share Posted 2 February, 2023 To the tune of Gin Gan Goolie - We've got < Insert any squad member name here> on the wing, on the wing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SotonianWill Posted 2 February, 2023 Share Posted 2 February, 2023 27 minutes ago, LeBizzier69 said: Haven't heard "my old man, said be a pompey fan" for a long while. Always raises a smile. Short and sweet. don’t know the words to our version but then usually no one join in with any chant unless it’s “follow follow follow” so would be no use Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 2 February, 2023 Share Posted 2 February, 2023 1 hour ago, SotonianWill said: don’t know the words to our version but then usually no one join in with any chant unless it’s “follow follow follow” so would be no use The follow one is actually alright, it's just ruined by ending it mentioning an OK player who's career may already be over through injury. Bit embarrassing singing about him like he's Messi. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SotonianWill Posted 2 February, 2023 Share Posted 2 February, 2023 2 hours ago, alehouseboys said: Too many letters, most fans have fallen asleep by halfway through. And we could do with a 2 syllable moniker to vastly increase our very limited repertoire - “scummer” and (for our Dorset/Wiltshire contingent) “Saaaamptn” doesn’t count. Ale-House Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alehouseboys Posted 2 February, 2023 Share Posted 2 February, 2023 3 minutes ago, SotonianWill said: Ale-House Brawl-ers *those under a certain age may need that explaining Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 2 February, 2023 Share Posted 2 February, 2023 3 hours ago, Saint_clark said: The follow one is actually alright, it's just ruined by ending it mentioning an OK player who's career may already be over through injury. Bit embarrassing singing about him like he's Messi. Yeah, the lads who started it picked the wrong player for that chant. It's also a bit dull because most teams sing it. We should try to come up with original songs rather than copying others. Last proper original I can remember was the Cedric one to She's Electric but that also had a terrible final line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintTex Posted 2 February, 2023 Share Posted 2 February, 2023 Onu-achu! Onu-achu! God, Bless you Ohu-achu! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toussaint Posted 2 February, 2023 Share Posted 2 February, 2023 (edited) Hmm Edited 2 February, 2023 by Toussaint Needs more work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 2 February, 2023 Share Posted 2 February, 2023 I’ve seen talk of the racist Victor Wanyama song being resurrected for one of our new boys 🤦♂️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JRM Posted 2 February, 2023 Share Posted 2 February, 2023 1 hour ago, Turkish said: I’ve seen talk of the racist Victor Wanyama song being resurrected for one of our new boys 🤦♂️ I had forgotten the wanyama song, why was it racist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JRM Posted 2 February, 2023 Share Posted 2 February, 2023 This one ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 3 February, 2023 Share Posted 3 February, 2023 6 hours ago, JRM said: This one ? A song about a black African bloke to the tune of a song about the jungle. 🤦♂️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SotonianWill Posted 3 February, 2023 Share Posted 3 February, 2023 11 hours ago, Turkish said: I’ve seen talk of the racist Victor Wanyama song being resurrected for one of our new boys 🤦♂️ it’s that saints chants account. always spouting shit like “nathan jones is the king of the scummers” to ings old song the other week smh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SotonianWill Posted 3 February, 2023 Share Posted 3 February, 2023 13 hours ago, SaintTex said: Onu-achu! Onu-achu! God, Bless you Ohu-achu! my joke chant of the day, to the tune of ay ay ay ay martin is better than yashin… With-the-greatest-of-respect He comes from a welsh mining village, onuachu is better than eu-se-bio and brentford are in for a thrashing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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