IFHP Posted 26 January, 2020 Share Posted 26 January, 2020 There are loads of clips on youtube with songs being sung by fans. Generally speaking the bigger clubs have the most varied and origanal songs - Man Utd, Liverpool, Celtic and Rangers etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericb Posted 26 January, 2020 Share Posted 26 January, 2020 There are loads of clips on youtube with songs being sung by fans. Generally speaking the bigger clubs have the most varied and origanal songs - Man Utd, Liverpool, Celtic and Rangers etc. That's not for a want of trying, plenty of our lot have tried new songs but no one joins in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 9 February, 2020 Share Posted 9 February, 2020 And it’s Shanghai leisure holdings Shanghai leisure holdings FC We’re the most self sustainable team The world has ever seen 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 6 March, 2020 Share Posted 6 March, 2020 Jisheng Gao, is from Shanghai If he comes over here, we’re all gonna die Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le God Posted 6 March, 2020 Share Posted 6 March, 2020 And it’s Shanghai leisure holdings Shanghai leisure holdings FC We’re the most self sustainable team The world has ever seen You still think sustainable is a bad thing Would you prefer the club to be unsustainable? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan The Flames Posted 6 March, 2020 Share Posted 6 March, 2020 And it’s Shanghai leisure holdings Shanghai leisure holdings FC We’re the most self sustainable team The world has ever seen Three years on at that gag is still pulling in the punters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKD Posted 6 March, 2020 Share Posted 6 March, 2020 You still think sustainable is a bad thing Would you prefer the club to be unsustainable? How sustainable will we be if/when we get relegated, with players we can’t shift in stupid wages. Our sustainable model relies on us staying in the PL, which is the most unsustainable model I’ve ever seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 6 March, 2020 Share Posted 6 March, 2020 How sustainable will we be if/when we get relegated, with players we can’t shift in stupid wages. Our sustainable model relies on us staying in the PL, which is the most unsustainable model I’ve ever seen. It also relies on us being able to sell players, which we can do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noodles34 Posted 6 March, 2020 Share Posted 6 March, 2020 It also relies on us being able to sell players, which we can do. who we going to sell? hardly a demand for what we have unless you believe the media rubbish like Hoj to Spurs for 35m Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 6 March, 2020 Share Posted 6 March, 2020 who we going to sell? hardly a demand for what we have unless you believe the media rubbish like Hoj to Spurs for 35m I meant can’t do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noodles34 Posted 6 March, 2020 Share Posted 6 March, 2020 I meant can’t do A Turkish faux pas, never thought I’d see the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 6 March, 2020 Share Posted 6 March, 2020 A Turkish faux pas, never thought I’d see the day. Collectors item pal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 7 January, 2023 Share Posted 7 January, 2023 Kinda cool, with a splash of io. https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCFGbzmuUXKZQRoyLT5iFjYg 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SotonianWill Posted 7 January, 2023 Share Posted 7 January, 2023 8 minutes ago, Master Bates said: Kinda cool, with a splash of io. https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCFGbzmuUXKZQRoyLT5iFjYg disgraceful how they sing “she fell over”. it should be “he/she/non binary fell over” 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Garrett Posted 7 January, 2023 Share Posted 7 January, 2023 “We want Jones OUT, say we want Jones OUT!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SotonianWill Posted 7 January, 2023 Share Posted 7 January, 2023 (edited) “there’s a circus in the town, in the town. Nathan Jones is the clown is the clown. we’re gonna …. Rasmus from the weeping willow tree so that everyone can see he’s a c*ntttttt” The drunkard song. Edited 7 January, 2023 by SotonianWill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FarehamSaintJames Posted 7 January, 2023 Share Posted 7 January, 2023 Fuck off Jonesy, Jonesy fuck off. 🤷🏻♂️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SotonianWill Posted 7 January, 2023 Share Posted 7 January, 2023 7 minutes ago, Saint Garrett said: “We want Jones OUT, say we want Jones OUT!” “smaller than goztepe, we’re even smaller than goztepe” 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miltonaggro Posted 7 January, 2023 Share Posted 7 January, 2023 Semmens is a wanker he wears a wankers hat, he selected Rasmus Ankerson and a five foot thick Welsh twat… Subtle. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SotonianWill Posted 7 January, 2023 Share Posted 7 January, 2023 (edited) 30 minutes ago, Miltonaggro said: Semmens is a wanker he wears a wankers hat, he selected Rasmus Ankerson and a five foot thick Welsh twat… Subtle. Who’s that team we call southampton, Whos that team we all adore, theyre the boys in white and red, Jones is mental in the ‘ead, And we want Solak to sack the board. Edited 7 January, 2023 by SotonianWill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 7 January, 2023 Share Posted 7 January, 2023 If Rasmus can do a Ted talk so can i if rasmus can do a Ted talk so can I if rasmus can do a Ted talk, rasmus can do a Ted talk rasmus can do a Ted talk so can I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miltonaggro Posted 7 January, 2023 Share Posted 7 January, 2023 I can’t read and I can’t write but that don’t really matter, I come from a mining town and can drive a Bugatti Veron. I can plough and molest a cow, and afford a ride on mower, but the thing that I like best is to be a Rasmus blower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SotonianWill Posted 7 January, 2023 Share Posted 7 January, 2023 30 minutes ago, Miltonaggro said: I can’t read and I can’t write but that don’t really matter, I come from a mining town and can drive a Bugatti Veron. I can plough and molest a cow, and afford a ride on mower, but the thing that I like best is to be a Rasmus blower. oh you’ll never go to heaven (oh you’ll never go to heaven) in a sports republic consortium (in a sports republic consortium) cus the lord won’t let (cus the lord won’t let), no thick c*nts in (no thick c*nts in) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintscottofthenortham Posted 7 January, 2023 Share Posted 7 January, 2023 Excellent rendition of “Nathan Jones, you’re football is shit!” from the 3,500 travelling saints in that first half there. 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SotonianWill Posted 7 January, 2023 Share Posted 7 January, 2023 2 hours ago, saintscottofthenortham said: Excellent rendition of “Nathan Jones, you’re football is shit!” from the 3,500 travelling saints in that first half there. that’s funny but the “how shit must you be were winning ….” is so boring and embarrassing. some of our fans seem to froth at the mouth any chance to chant “football in a library”, “your support is f s” every game it really is dull, even when we ourselves don’t sing at all they still sing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Duckhunter Posted 7 January, 2023 Share Posted 7 January, 2023 2 hours ago, SotonianWill said: that’s funny but the “how shit must you be were winning ….” is so boring and embarrassing. some of our fans seem to froth at the mouth any chance to chant “football in a library”, “your support is f s” every game it really is dull, even when we ourselves don’t sing at all they still sing it. The one that does my head in is “small town in xxxxx” Fucking hell, it’s tedious & totally unfunny. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EBS1980 Posted 7 January, 2023 Share Posted 7 January, 2023 We want you sacked in the morning sacked in the morning we want you sacked in the morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint86 Posted 8 January, 2023 Share Posted 8 January, 2023 Eee I, Eee I oh, down the football league we go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 8 January, 2023 Share Posted 8 January, 2023 On 07/01/2023 at 18:35, Lord Duckhunter said: The one that does my head in is “small town in xxxxx” Fucking hell, it’s tedious & totally unfunny. The best version of this was when they sang to Birmingham fans you’re just a small town in villa im sure they also sang you’re just a small Club in city to Man U fans morons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SotonianWill Posted 8 January, 2023 Share Posted 8 January, 2023 15 minutes ago, Turkish said: The best version of this was when they sang to Birmingham fans you’re just a small town in villa im sure they also sang you’re just a small Club in city to Man U fans morons no the best was surely this season Sheffield Wednesday miss an opportunity. Saints fans: Thats why your league one The score at the time: Saints 0-1 Wednesday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SotonianWill Posted 8 January, 2023 Share Posted 8 January, 2023 19 minutes ago, Saint86 said: Eee I, Eee I oh, down the football league we go? Oh my we're not very good SHIT We're not very good SHIT We're not very good SHIT Oh my we're not very good, What a rotten singer too-oo-oo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SotonianWill Posted 8 January, 2023 Share Posted 8 January, 2023 (edited) Challenge someone to make one to this? born on itchen north or something like that would be perfect, that arising song is old and untrue now Edited 8 January, 2023 by SotonianWill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeBizzier69 Posted 8 January, 2023 Share Posted 8 January, 2023 I just wish we’d stop the “you fat bar steward” chant when keepers take a goal kick. They’re not fat, not remotely. Back to the old “your sh1t aaaahhhh” is far better. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 8 January, 2023 Share Posted 8 January, 2023 19 minutes ago, SotonianWill said: no the best was surely this season Sheffield Wednesday miss an opportunity. Saints fans: Thats why your league one The score at the time: Saints 0-1 Wednesday 🤣 oh really, 🤦♂️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 8 January, 2023 Share Posted 8 January, 2023 16 minutes ago, SotonianWill said: Challenge someone to make one to this? born on itchen north or something like that would be perfect, that arising song is old and untrue now Wolves do a version of this I think it goes something like i was born under a wanderers scarf I was born under a wanderers scarf do you know where hell is? Hell is west brom i was born under a wanderers scarf 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaptopSaint Posted 8 January, 2023 Share Posted 8 January, 2023 He plays on the left He plays on the ri-i-ight Mislav Orsic Makes Haaland look shite And if Orsic hates Pompey, clap your hands (clap clap clap)... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SotonianWill Posted 8 January, 2023 Share Posted 8 January, 2023 2 minutes ago, LaptopSaint said: He plays on the left He plays on the ri-i-ight Mislav Orsic Makes Haaland look shite And if Orsic hates Pompey, clap your hands (clap clap clap)... Lovely use of p*mpey there. I suggested due to the forest game leading us to actually upping our bid for him: We All Agree, Mislav Orsic is Magic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr X Posted 10 January, 2023 Share Posted 10 January, 2023 Seems a minority thought it was acceptable to sing homophobic chants at Brighton https://www.southamptonfc.com/news/2023-01-09/club-statement-southampton-football-club-9-january-2023 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Behind Enemy Lines Posted 10 January, 2023 Share Posted 10 January, 2023 Nathan Jones, Jones Culling Nathan Jones Nathan Jones, Nathan Jones, get out now. To the tune of Dr Jones by Aqua Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Albert Posted 11 January, 2023 Share Posted 11 January, 2023 (edited) We’ve got a twat called Nathan Jones, He ain’t got a clue what we need, He plays three at the back, he’s worse then Redknapp, we’ve got Nathan Jonessssss Edited 11 January, 2023 by Uncle Albert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Keef Posted 11 January, 2023 Share Posted 11 January, 2023 On 08/01/2023 at 21:57, SotonianWill said: Challenge someone to make one to this? born on itchen north or something like that would be perfect, that arising song is old and untrue now Love this song. My Dad took me to the cinema to see this film (Paint Your Wagon)when I was a kid and so it always reminds me of my Dad when I hear it. Anyway, here's my attempt at re-wording it. I was born, under a Saints halo I was born, under a Saints halo Do you know what Hell is? Hell is just a name They could have called it Portsmouth (Pompey?) 'Cos it looks the fucking same I was born, under a Saints halo Southampton, you're my team. My work here is done. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toussaint Posted 11 January, 2023 Share Posted 11 January, 2023 We must be able to find some words to go with Theory of a Deadman " I effin (sic) hate my life" Seems to work on so many levels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardc Posted 12 January, 2023 Share Posted 12 January, 2023 Nathan Jones Your football was shite and now its alright 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SotonianWill Posted 12 January, 2023 Share Posted 12 January, 2023 City last night. “just like manchester, your city is blue”. what’s that all about, I know they’re from the north but do they not realise portsmouth and southampton are seperate cities? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thereisonlyonemickychannon Posted 14 January, 2023 Share Posted 14 January, 2023 On 20/01/2020 at 12:38, benjii said: AIDS is a bit 80s / 90s. Maybe, "he's got gender dysmorphia but we don't celebrate his diversity" would be better. Very homophobic boys Grow up 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nordic Saint Posted 14 January, 2023 Share Posted 14 January, 2023 His name is Nathan Jones He's the leader of the team The greatest football manager the world has ever seen You always can rely on him to get the vital win And as for Jurgen Klopp you can stick him in the bin JJJJonesey, JJJJonesey He's the greatest football manager in the land Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintscottofthenortham Posted 14 January, 2023 Share Posted 14 January, 2023 We’ve got super Nathan Jones, He might just be David Blaine. Four in attack or five at the back, Southampton marching up the Premier League! 🎩 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 14 January, 2023 Share Posted 14 January, 2023 We’ve got super Nathan Jones he comes from a small welsh mining town We all thought we was shite but he’s actually alright He’s made all look a fucking clown 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Fry Posted 14 January, 2023 Share Posted 14 January, 2023 Naa-ay-ay-ay-ay-ayythan Jones Nathan Jones Nathan Jones Nathan Jo-ooh-nes He's got a thiiiing, going on We thought that it was wrong But now he's much too strong To let him go now 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Katalinic's 'tache Posted 14 January, 2023 Share Posted 14 January, 2023 My son suggested resurrecting the Jay Rodriguez song for Mislav Orsic? Seemed to work, I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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