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IFHP

IFHP

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There are loads of clips on youtube with songs being sung by fans.

 

Generally speaking the bigger clubs have the most varied and origanal songs - Man Utd, Liverpool, Celtic and Rangers etc.

ericb

ericb

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  IFHP said:
There are loads of clips on youtube with songs being sung by fans.

 

Generally speaking the bigger clubs have the most varied and origanal songs - Man Utd, Liverpool, Celtic and Rangers etc.

 

That's not for a want of trying, plenty of our lot have tried new songs but no one joins in

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Matthew Le God

Matthew Le God

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And it’s Shanghai leisure holdings

Shanghai leisure holdings FC

We’re the most self sustainable team

The world has ever seen

 

You still think sustainable is a bad thing :rolleyes: :mcinnes:

 

Would you prefer the club to be unsustainable?

Fan The Flames

Fan The Flames

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  Turkish said:
And it’s Shanghai leisure holdings

Shanghai leisure holdings FC

We’re the most self sustainable team

The world has ever seen

 

Three years on at that gag is still pulling in the punters.

SKD

SKD

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  Matthew Le God said:
You still think sustainable is a bad thing :rolleyes: :mcinnes:

 

Would you prefer the club to be unsustainable?

 

How sustainable will we be if/when we get relegated, with players we can’t shift in stupid wages.

 

Our sustainable model relies on us staying in the PL, which is the most unsustainable model I’ve ever seen.

Turkish

Turkish

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  SKD said:
How sustainable will we be if/when we get relegated, with players we can’t shift in stupid wages.

 

Our sustainable model relies on us staying in the PL, which is the most unsustainable model I’ve ever seen.

 

It also relies on us being able to sell players, which we can do.

Noodles34

Noodles34

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  Turkish said:
It also relies on us being able to sell players, which we can do.

 

who we going to sell?

hardly a demand for what we have unless you believe the media rubbish like Hoj to Spurs for 35m

Turkish

Turkish

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who we going to sell?

hardly a demand for what we have unless you believe the media rubbish like Hoj to Spurs for 35m

 

I meant can’t do :mcinnes:

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SotonianWill

SotonianWill

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“there’s a circus in the town, in the town. Nathan Jones is the clown is the clown. we’re gonna …. Rasmus from the weeping willow tree so that everyone can see he’s a c*ntttttt” 

The drunkard song. 

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Guest

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Fuck off Jonesy, Jonesy fuck off. 🤷🏻‍♂️

SotonianWill

SotonianWill

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  On 07/01/2023 at 12:17, Miltonaggro said:

Semmens is a wanker he wears a wankers hat, he selected Rasmus Ankerson and a five foot thick Welsh twat…

Subtle. 

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Who’s that team we call southampton,

Whos that team we all adore,

theyre the boys in white and red,

Jones is mental in the ‘ead,

And we want Solak to sack the board. 

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Turkish

Turkish

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If Rasmus can do a Ted talk so can i

if rasmus can do a Ted talk so can I

if rasmus can do a Ted talk, rasmus can do a Ted talk rasmus can do a Ted talk so can I 

Miltonaggro

Miltonaggro

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I can’t read and I can’t write but that don’t really matter, I come from a mining town and can drive a Bugatti Veron. 
I can plough and molest a cow, and afford a ride on mower, but the thing that I like best is to be a Rasmus blower.

SotonianWill

SotonianWill

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  On 07/01/2023 at 12:57, Miltonaggro said:

I can’t read and I can’t write but that don’t really matter, I come from a mining town and can drive a Bugatti Veron. 
I can plough and molest a cow, and afford a ride on mower, but the thing that I like best is to be a Rasmus blower.

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oh you’ll never go to heaven (oh you’ll never go to heaven) in a sports republic consortium (in a sports republic consortium) cus the lord won’t let (cus the lord won’t let), no thick c*nts in (no thick c*nts in)

 

SotonianWill

SotonianWill

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  On 07/01/2023 at 13:33, saintscottofthenortham said:

Excellent rendition of “Nathan Jones, you’re football is shit!” from the 3,500 travelling saints in that first half there. 

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that’s funny but the “how shit must you be were winning ….” is so boring and embarrassing. some of our fans seem to froth at the mouth any chance to chant “football in a library”, “your support is f s” every game it really is dull, even when we ourselves don’t sing at all they still sing it. 

Lord Duckhunter

Lord Duckhunter

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  On 07/01/2023 at 16:12, SotonianWill said:

that’s funny but the “how shit must you be were winning ….” is so boring and embarrassing. some of our fans seem to froth at the mouth any chance to chant “football in a library”, “your support is f s” every game it really is dull, even when we ourselves don’t sing at all they still sing it. 

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The one that does my head in is “small town in xxxxx” Fucking hell, it’s tedious & totally unfunny. 

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Turkish

Turkish

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  On 07/01/2023 at 18:35, Lord Duckhunter said:

The one that does my head in is “small town in xxxxx” Fucking hell, it’s tedious & totally unfunny. 

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The best version of this was when they sang to Birmingham fans 

you’re just a small town in villa

im sure they also sang 

you’re just a small Club in city to Man U fans 

morons 

SotonianWill

SotonianWill

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  On 08/01/2023 at 21:36, Turkish said:

The best version of this was when they sang to Birmingham fans 

you’re just a small town in villa

im sure they also sang 

you’re just a small Club in city to Man U fans 

morons 

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no the best was surely this season Sheffield Wednesday miss an opportunity.

Saints fans: Thats why your league one

The score at the time: Saints 0-1 Wednesday

SotonianWill

SotonianWill

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Challenge someone to make one to this? born on itchen north or something like that would be perfect, that arising song is old and untrue now

 

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LeBizzier69

LeBizzier69

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I just wish we’d stop the “you fat bar steward” chant when keepers take a goal kick. They’re not fat, not remotely. Back to the old “your sh1t aaaahhhh” is far better. 

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Turkish

Turkish

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  On 08/01/2023 at 21:57, SotonianWill said:

Challenge someone to make one to this? born on itchen north or something like that would be perfect, that arising song is old and untrue now

 

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Wolves do a version of this I think it goes something like

i was born under a wanderers scarf 

I was born under a wanderers scarf 

do you know where hell is? Hell is west brom

i was born under a wanderers scarf 

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SotonianWill

SotonianWill

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  On 08/01/2023 at 22:20, LaptopSaint said:

He plays on the left

He plays on the ri-i-ight

Mislav Orsic

Makes Haaland look shite

And if Orsic hates Pompey, clap your hands (clap clap clap)... 

 

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Lovely use of p*mpey there. I suggested due to the forest game leading us to actually upping our bid for him:

 

We All Agree,

Mislav Orsic is Magic

Uncle Albert

Uncle Albert

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We’ve got a twat called Nathan Jones, He ain’t got a clue what we need, He plays three at the back, he’s worse then Redknapp, we’ve got Nathan Jonessssss

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Saint Keef

Saint Keef

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  On 08/01/2023 at 21:57, SotonianWill said:

Challenge someone to make one to this? born on itchen north or something like that would be perfect, that arising song is old and untrue now

 

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Love this song. My Dad took me to the cinema to see this film (Paint Your Wagon)when I was a kid and so it always reminds me of my Dad when I hear it.

Anyway, here's my attempt at re-wording it.

 

I was born, under a Saints halo

I was born, under a Saints halo

Do you know what Hell is?

Hell is just a name

They could have called it Portsmouth (Pompey?)

'Cos it looks the fucking same

I was born, under a Saints halo

Southampton, you're my team.

 

My work here is done.

 

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SotonianWill

SotonianWill

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City last night. “just like manchester, your city is blue”. what’s that all about, I know they’re from the north but do they not realise portsmouth and southampton are seperate cities? 

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Nordic Saint

Nordic Saint

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His name is Nathan Jones

He's the leader of the team

The greatest football manager the world has ever seen

You always can rely on him to get the vital win

And as for Jurgen Klopp you can stick him in the bin

JJJJonesey, JJJJonesey

He's the greatest football manager in the land

 

 

Turkish

Turkish

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We’ve got super Nathan Jones

he comes from a small welsh mining town

We all thought we was shite but he’s actually alright

He’s made all look a fucking clown 

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CB Fry

CB Fry

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Naa-ay-ay-ay-ay-ayythan Jones

Nathan Jones Nathan Jones Nathan Jo-ooh-nes

He's got a thiiiing, going on

We thought that it was wrong

But now he's much too strong 

To let him go now

 

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