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Kim van der Waals.....revealed sort of :)


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No news to report from my further investigations.

The writer has not responded to my email. We still don't know who Van Der Waals is, and even if he were Belgian or Afrikaans (unlikely, as those accents are very recognizable and thick, even in Dutch, and it would have been mentioned in the article) there still remains the fact that he does not have a single Google reference anywhere.

 

In the article it actually says the guy is Dutch.

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No news to report from my further investigations.

The writer has not responded to my email. We still don't know who Van Der Waals is, and even if he were Belgian or Afrikaans (unlikely, as those accents are very recognizable and thick, even in Dutch, and it would have been mentioned in the article) there still remains the fact that he does not have a single Google reference anywhere.

 

Quite! He seems to be a ghost!

 

I have searched all area's of the web in Belgium, Holland and South Africa and found bugger all other than the FORCE OF VAN DER WAALS

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Originally Posted by trousers

Walloon (Waals in English) is the language.

 

Wallonia is the region where it's spoken.

 

Thus, a Wallonian is someone who comes from Wallonia.

 

Just need to work out where the 'loon' fits into all this....

 

Accept Wallonia is the French speaking part in the south of Belgium and Vlaanderen being the Flemish (Dutch) speaking northern part of Belgium :)

 

OK, I stand corrected. I think.

 

Isn't this fun?

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Accept Wallonia is the French speaking part in the south of Belgium and Vlaanderen being the Flemish (Dutch) speaking northern part of Belgium :)

 

So why would an alleged Dutch football guru be named after the wrong part of Belgium? Answer me that one.

 

Oh how I sometimes yearn for a return to the days when I used to refill Marc Jackson's toner pouch

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So why would an alleged Dutch football guru be named after the wrong part of Belgium? Answer me that one.

 

Oh how I sometimes yearn for a return to the days when I used to refill Marc Jackson's toner pouch

 

Look at the map of Holland. The river Waal features prominently. HTH

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I really hope you're joking. if not, seek help.

 

Lol. You've got five pages of posts, one picture of man who happened to be in the directors box and no google results in the hunt for Rupies Guru. Maybe you should send a plane up with a banner asking for sightings.

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He isnt dutch he is Bulgarian .........wrong man guys

 

Got him...

 

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Looks like the same chap that was sitting next to our substitutes at Farnborough.

 

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It's a wrap. Nice work guys. Knew we'd nail this one eventually.

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well surely someone on here is young enough to know the players on a social level, why not just ask them, surely they'd confirm or deny the existence of this guy and explain some of the orders they are receiving

 

The question is not IF he exists. We know he does, from the article. The questions are;

 

- where did he come from

- what is his experience

- what is his function

- why does he seem to have all this power

- what are we paying him

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He could be a shrink or an interpreter.

 

Read the translation of the article: He participates in the training and coaches meetings, tells JP that he can't do interviews, claims to have designed the strategies together with Ru**rt! Hardly an shrink or interpreter

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This man is the Banks enforcer and will take their money back by whatever means.

 

He does not rate the players and therefore will take a few fans in lieu of cash if it comes to it. Most on this forum will be safe..He will only take good looking fans to trade in the Far East.

 

Ha so senior members of this forum are safe then

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Ha so senior members of this forum are safe then

 

If some of the other transfers/loans are an example...This man is a star centre forward who is unfit, injured or not good enough.

He will be on good wages until someone realises we have been suckered.

 

Then again he might be Rupeys intrepeter, because no one can understand JP at the training ground.

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If some of the other transfers/loans are an example...This man is a star centre forward who is unfit, injured or not good enough.

He will be on good wages until someone realises we have been suckered.

 

Then again he might be Rupeys intrepeter, because no one can understand JP at the training ground.

 

You forgot a couple of others

 

Rupert's minder

Fulthorpe's money man

The owner of a foreign football club

 

meanwhile if he IS taking fans to the Far East can we send him Scooby, SB's and some other contact details???

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GOT IT!

 

Of course how stupid - he IS JP & Wotte's agent - they signed their contracts back in May... He's here to get them a Cost of Living Pay Rise

 

they came from Holland

where they were paid in Euros

So not only has JP done a "fantastic job" Rupert, but because the Pound has crashed and they are now earning 30%ish LESS than when they started...

 

That explains the whole meeting thing as well

 

Well Rupsh, the boysh are shuffering great hardshipshz and shey need to shee their familiesh more often and becuashe of the poundsh to Euroshz they needsh more doshshzsh

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Wrong Trousers, there IS a conclusion. Actually there are multiple conclusions we cab draw:

 

1. Ru**rt has an advisor that he has kept hidden from the world

2. This advisor is heavily involved in setting football policy

3. This advisor irritates many people on the coaching staff, but they're afraid of acting against him

4. This advisor has as much experience doing DoF stuff as Ali Dia did playing

5. Nobody in the club has made it clear what/how this advisor gets paid

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Wrong Trousers, there IS a conclusion. Actually there are multiple conclusions we cab draw:

 

1. Ru**rt has an advisor that he has kept hidden from the world

2. This advisor is heavily involved in setting football policy

3. This advisor irritates many people on the coaching staff, but they're afraid of acting against him

4. This advisor has as much experience doing DoF stuff as Ali Dia did playing

5. Nobody in the club has made it clear what/how this advisor gets paid

 

With all due respect, point 4 is a leap in faith.

 

Juts because the bugger can't be found with a Google search doesn't mean he hasn't got any experience.

 

He might have had to change his name and looks due to some WPP!!

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Wrong Trousers, there IS a conclusion. Actually there are multiple conclusions we cab draw:

 

1. Ru**rt has an advisor that he has kept hidden from the world

2. This advisor is heavily involved in setting football policy

3. This advisor irritates many people on the coaching staff, but they're afraid of acting against him

4. This advisor has as much experience doing DoF stuff as Ali Dia did playing

5. Nobody in the club has made it clear what/how this advisor gets paid

 

Which begs the question...why haven;t the Echo (or anyone else from the media or public at large) questioned this with the club? Seems a bit fundamental to the success of the club if you ask me and yet only a few people on here seem to have recognised as such. Doesn't add up....

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With all due respect, point 4 is a leap in faith.

 

Juts because the bugger can't be found with a Google search doesn't mean he hasn't got any experience.

 

He might have had to change his name and looks due to some WPP!!

Agreed, Ali Dia clearly had more experience playing football than this guy has as a Director of Football, that was a bit of an insult to Ali (where is he now that his club needs him?). Do you really think that someone experienced as a DoF in any sort of professional football league around the world would not show up in extensive google searches. The google world is far reaching and deep, it is almost impossible to escape its clutches.

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Agreed, Ali Dia clearly had more experience playing football than this guy has as a Director of Football, that was a bit of an insult to Ali (where is he now that his club needs him?). Do you really think that someone experienced as a DoF in any sort of professional football league around the world would not show up in extensive google searches. The google world is far reaching and deep, it is almost impossible to escape its clutches.

 

Humour is wasted some times

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Why are we assuming this guy has any relevance to football, if he, as said above doesn't show up on any google search?

 

It is more likely that he is a PR/business/henchman type of consultant....in which case he should be answering these questions himself on here soon, as he appears to be so full of himself we should just start making up a load of BS about him and he'll eventually feel the need to defend himself? :smt039 :confused:

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Why are we assuming this guy has any relevance to football, if he, as said above doesn't show up on any google search?

 

It is more likely that he is a PR/business/henchman type of consultant....in which case he should be answering these questions himself on here soon, as he appears to be so full of himself we should just start making up a load of BS about him and he'll eventually feel the need to defend himself? :smt039 :confused:

 

That kind of role would not have playing footie on the training pitch, or sit in in "screaming matches" at the coaches table.

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