Best Drunk Purchase?

[Lighthouse]

About three years ago I bought a TV and a Scalextric set online, after getting smashed in an après ski bar. I was actually quite pleased when they turned up.

[benjii]

Bulgarian bird.

[Hatch]

Trampoline

[trousers]

Annual Saintsweb membership

[doddisalegend]

Indian take away

 

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[egg]

A car from ebay. Paid a PayPal deposit too. Was a shock in the morning.

[rallyboy]

My mad old mate Les went out one night, had a few jars, then woke up the next day in a skip, with his pants on his head, to discover that he'd lost a drunken bet at 3am and had bought both Guido Carrilo and Wesley Hoedt.

Nutter.

[whelk]

Prositute with huge feet and Adam’s apple

[Sergei Gotsmanov]

[Manuel]

Can't have a party without Chris Finch.

[SNSUN]

Best drunk purchase? A room in Bracknell Travelodge for me and a newly acquired lady friend in my very early 20s. For knobbing purposes.

Worst drunk purchase? A room in Bracknell Travelodge for me and a newly acquired lady friend in my very early 20s, once I’d seen her laying next to me the following morning in the sober light of day.

[sadoldgit]

A bottle of Pernod. Seemed like a good idea at the time but the next day I had the worst hang over ever.