benjii Posted 17 August, 2019 Share Posted 17 August, 2019 https://www.southamptonfc.com/news/2019-08-16/st-marys-stadium-southampton-supporter-information-text-report-number Thank goodness for such a progressive and well-overdue announcement. I urge everyone to grass up all the criminals. Let's get as many permanent stadium bans as possible for the loud mouths so that we can watch our team surrender in peace and quiet. St. Mary's should be a welcoming family day-trip for all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faz Posted 17 August, 2019 Share Posted 17 August, 2019 https://www.southamptonfc.com/news/2019-08-16/st-marys-stadium-southampton-supporter-information-text-report-number Thank goodness for such a progressive and well-overdue announcement. I urge everyone to grass up all the criminals. Let's get as many permanent stadium bans as possible for the loud mouths so that we can watch our team surrender in peace and quiet. St. Mary's should be a welcoming family day-trip for all. Textbook windup. Congrats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 17 August, 2019 Author Share Posted 17 August, 2019 Textbook windup. Congrats. No, I think they're serious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manuel Posted 17 August, 2019 Share Posted 17 August, 2019 "Fighting and physical assault" = 3 match ban "Discriminatory behaviour" = 6 match ban Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cabbage_Face Posted 17 August, 2019 Share Posted 17 August, 2019 Do you get a prize for completing them all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shurlock Posted 17 August, 2019 Share Posted 17 August, 2019 Object throwing looks pretty good value. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saints foreva Posted 17 August, 2019 Share Posted 17 August, 2019 Are they actually going to eject away fans sitting in the home end this season? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 17 August, 2019 Share Posted 17 August, 2019 I’d ban any cnt that txts that number Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shurlock Posted 17 August, 2019 Share Posted 17 August, 2019 (edited) Are they actually going to eject away fans sitting in the home end this season? Nope. Even worse their patronising little letter to Itchen North ST holders made no reference to the fact that problems have flared up because of away fans celebrating in the boxes and home ends and being disrespect c**ts. Rather it implies that we've acted unreasonably by taking offense to the mere presence of away fans in the home ends. Which would be fair enough (within limits) if it wasn't utter horses**t. Edited 17 August, 2019 by shurlock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cabbage_Face Posted 17 August, 2019 Share Posted 17 August, 2019 Are they actually going to eject away fans sitting in the home end this season? This. If you are a away fan in the home end, at least don't go nuts when you score, and if you do, expect some ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 17 August, 2019 Share Posted 17 August, 2019 This. If you are a away fan in the home end, at least don't go nuts when you score, and if you do, expect some ****. Nobody has to suffer abuse anywhere anytime. That’s the law Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davefoggy Posted 17 August, 2019 Share Posted 17 August, 2019 I'm going to text it to tell them how incompetent their bar staff are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cabbage_Face Posted 17 August, 2019 Share Posted 17 August, 2019 Surely Stephens is due a 6 match ban for a pitch incursion? No way he is a pro, gotta be a fan that got lost after our promotion season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedArmy Posted 17 August, 2019 Share Posted 17 August, 2019 3 match ban for fighting.......6 match ban for a nasty tweet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 17 August, 2019 Share Posted 17 August, 2019 Grassing hotlines, trannie flags, free ice cream, welcoming away fans into the home ends, reusable cups, fanzones, gasworks bar. There truely never has been a better time to be a saints fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 17 August, 2019 Share Posted 17 August, 2019 3 match ban for being p*ssed? I must have broken that rule a few times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 17 August, 2019 Share Posted 17 August, 2019 Interested to know if you text and say I heard someone from seat number 323 call the ref a bloody biased buffoon. What is their next step? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 17 August, 2019 Share Posted 17 August, 2019 Interested to know if you text and say I heard someone from seat number 323 call the ref a bloody biased buffoon. What is their next step?Public whipping or the stocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 17 August, 2019 Share Posted 17 August, 2019 3 match ban for being p*ssed? I must have broken that rule a few times. I”m staggered they still sell beer as are clearly encouraging getting drunk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 17 August, 2019 Share Posted 17 August, 2019 Public whipping or the stocks. You joke but I am sure these fckers will delight in showing how they are so progressive and will be wanting an early scapegoat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manuel Posted 17 August, 2019 Share Posted 17 August, 2019 St Mary's Safe Space. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 17 August, 2019 Share Posted 17 August, 2019 If any plastic United or pool fan sits in the home end and gives it large when they score then they absolutely deserve what will come to them. Imagine no one saying anything and texting a humber instead. Ffs institutions become more infantilising by the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 17 August, 2019 Share Posted 17 August, 2019 St Mary's Safe Space. Eliminate the micro aggressions and then can focus on the nano aggressions like breaking wind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 17 August, 2019 Share Posted 17 August, 2019 You joke but I am sure these fckers will delight in showing how they are so progressive and will be wanting an early scapegoat I wouldn’t be at all surprised to see an article in a month or so back slapping themselves listing the amount of ejections and bans given out to prove how successful the grassing hotline has been. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 17 August, 2019 Share Posted 17 August, 2019 If any plastic United or pool fan sits in the home end and gives it large when they score then they absolutely deserve what will come to them. Imagine no one saying anything and texting a humber instead. Ffs institutions become more infantilising by the day. Fire a flare at them and you just get ejected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted 17 August, 2019 Share Posted 17 August, 2019 What a joke this is. Football is dead. Overpaid, disconnected, disloyal players who think they're super stars with no grounding in reality. Can't celebrate a goal properly while they check VAR. Can't shout at the away team. So I expect half the stadium will be ejected today when Lovren/Van Dijk/Lallana show up. Can't be drunk?? WTF?? I shall enjoy watching the scores on ceefax then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doddisalegend Posted 17 August, 2019 Share Posted 17 August, 2019 So throwing flares and smoke bombs is consider less of an offense than bad language ….OK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adrian lord Posted 17 August, 2019 Share Posted 17 August, 2019 Are they actually going to eject away fans sitting in the home end this season? Hidden agenda is ending segregation completely and all be happy clappy. Fecking insane that throwing missiles merely results in ejection but no ban. Physical fighting and assault only 3 match ban, but DISCRIMINATION is next to genocide, and brings the full weight of a 6 match ban. So it is now less serious to throw missiles and fight than make a sexist or retard type joke or comment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doddisalegend Posted 17 August, 2019 Share Posted 17 August, 2019 Persistent standing equals ejection does that mean most of the Northam, Itchen North and away fans (not the ones in hospitality obviously) will be getting kicked out in the first 10 minutes today? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 17 August, 2019 Share Posted 17 August, 2019 Eliminate the micro aggressions and then can focus on the nano aggressions like breaking windTbf I've been in the Northam a few times where someone has dropped something ungodly which hangs around for about ten minutes. Automatic ban for that imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 17 August, 2019 Share Posted 17 August, 2019 Hidden agenda is ending segregation completely and all be happy clappy. Fecking insane that throwing missiles merely results in ejection but no ban. Physical fighting and assault only 3 match ban, but DISCRIMINATION is next to genocide, and brings the full weight of a 6 match ban. So it is now less serious to throw missiles and fight than make a sexist or retard type joke or comment.Let's not forget that the police forces definition of a hate crime is an insult that is perceived by the victim to be motivated by hate. If they are using that definition then they'll be out for blood and hang any nuance or context. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 17 August, 2019 Share Posted 17 August, 2019 What a joke this is. Football is dead. Overpaid, disconnected, disloyal players who think they're super stars with no grounding in reality. Can't celebrate a goal properly while they check VAR. Can't shout at the away team. So I expect half the stadium will be ejected today when Lovren/Van Dijk/Lallana show up. Can't be drunk?? WTF?? I shall enjoy watching the scores on ceefax then. I am sorry that the older generation of foul mouthed, bloated, pub obsessed middle aged men like yourself don’t feel like football is alive for them anymore. The fact that you still watch the scores of ceefax show what a dinosaur you are. No doubt you a Saturday after for you involves swilling beer, some racist and sexist abuse, a punch up followed by boasting about it back int he pub with your other thug like friends. I for one am proud of my club for leading the way in inclusiveness and look forward to standing shoulder to shoulder with our fellow fans, I habe the saints report number on speed dial and while he scrutising the behaviour of our fans moving forward, while enjoying green tea from a reusable cup to ensure that I can play my part in keeping st Mary’s an inclusive place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ant Posted 17 August, 2019 Share Posted 17 August, 2019 Half of this stuff is unenforceable. It's a public front; appeasement. "Look what we're doing". Given the ground's always been all-seater, I don't remember the last time I didn't stand to watch a match. Even in League One when the stewards painstakingly sat down row per row, the first sign of forward play was taken as an excuse for the entire stand to be on their feet again. Does anybody seriously think they're going to eject the entire Northam end, person by person? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 17 August, 2019 Share Posted 17 August, 2019 I think come 5pm this afternoon we'll all be begging for a 6 match ban. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shurlock Posted 17 August, 2019 Share Posted 17 August, 2019 You joke but I am sure these fckers will delight in showing how they are so progressive and will be wanting an early scapegoat What do you propose fans and the club do about obvious cases of racism? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adrian lord Posted 17 August, 2019 Share Posted 17 August, 2019 I think they should have the Gillette advert on loop on the Main Screen all through half time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 17 August, 2019 Author Share Posted 17 August, 2019 It would be a shame if they had literally hundreds of these reports every minute and the system crashed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manuel Posted 17 August, 2019 Share Posted 17 August, 2019 What do you propose fans and the club do about obvious cases of racism? Depends what it is. I remember some fella near me shouting P*ki chants at Leicester. He got ignored and eventually shut up. Hopefully he learned something. No texting required. No grassing necessary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micky Posted 17 August, 2019 Share Posted 17 August, 2019 Got it on speed dial, rarin'to go... Sent from my SM-T590 using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted 17 August, 2019 Share Posted 17 August, 2019 I am sorry that the older generation of foul mouthed, bloated, pub obsessed middle aged men like yourself don’t feel like football is alive for them anymore. The fact that you still watch the scores of ceefax show what a dinosaur you are. No doubt you a Saturday after for you involves swilling beer, some racist and sexist abuse, a punch up followed by boasting about it back int he pub with your other thug like friends. I for one am proud of my club for leading the way in inclusiveness and look forward to standing shoulder to shoulder with our fellow fans, I habe the saints report number on speed dial and while he scrutising the behaviour of our fans moving forward, while enjoying green tea from a reusable cup to ensure that I can play my part in keeping st Mary’s an inclusive place. Enjoy your vegan burger ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 17 August, 2019 Share Posted 17 August, 2019 14 reported for drunkenness 23 for abusive or offensive language 2 for fighting 348 for standing I was so busy reporting people I missed all the goal. Still the reusable cups are a triumph. Peppermint tea never tasted so good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doddisalegend Posted 17 August, 2019 Share Posted 17 August, 2019 I reported the pitch invader, in the high vis yellow top, with the whistle the **** was clearly breaking the hate crime rules against people wearing red and white. Hopefully a long match ban is coming his way. Sent from my moto g(6) using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 17 August, 2019 Author Share Posted 17 August, 2019 Just heard Spurs fans singing about "Yids" so texted in to be on the safe side. I don't know if we deal with other team's hate-criminals but they need to check their privilege too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedArmy Posted 17 August, 2019 Share Posted 17 August, 2019 I heard someone using gendered language so I reported them. Hope they get a ban for life, there is no place for that in modern society. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Billy Posted 17 August, 2019 Share Posted 17 August, 2019 What's the punishment if you are caught knocking one out in the toilets?. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedArmy Posted 17 August, 2019 Share Posted 17 August, 2019 What's the punishment if you are caught knocking one out in the toilets?. Herpes probably. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Billy Posted 17 August, 2019 Share Posted 17 August, 2019 Herpes probably. I was referring to violent conduct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raging Bull Posted 17 August, 2019 Share Posted 17 August, 2019 I got tut’ed at for pointing out that there are so many scouse 2 hats on coaches today because it’s the only time they have the option of an inside sh***r. Plus if f*****g can’t stand liberalism. What kind of ban do I get? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 17 August, 2019 Share Posted 17 August, 2019 What do you propose fans and the club do about obvious cases of racism? I have seen no incidents myself and don’t think it is something that needs special measures. Many years supporting Saints home and away, Racism needs stamping out but I have not personally witnessed it with Saints; with England that’s another matter. Others may disagree but would expect and assume any perpetrator would feel uncomfortable and not supported and someone would have the bottle to call them out on it. Undoubtedly they would be an obnoxious bully but are we saying people want to call them out anonymously is the answer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint86 Posted 18 August, 2019 Share Posted 18 August, 2019 https://www.southamptonfc.com/news/2019-08-16/st-marys-stadium-southampton-supporter-information-text-report-number Thank goodness for such a progressive and well-overdue announcement. I urge everyone to grass up all the criminals. Let's get as many permanent stadium bans as possible for the loud mouths so that we can watch our team surrender in peace and quiet. St. Mary's should be a welcoming family day-trip for all. Of all things, what actually shocks me is that racist chanting and behaviour only warrants a 6match ban. That is poor, and you can bet it would quickly become a lifetime ban and jail time if the media got involved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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