Caption Competition

[trousers]

Take your pick....

 

 

 

[Big Bad Bob]

 

If I take up darts can I beat "The Power"

[St. Jason]

 

"Sh!t, where's my wheel barrow gone"

 

 

"I can't work it out, i had it, it was in my hands, where the f*ck has that gone"

 

 

"Oiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, Bradley, bring back my f*cking wheel barrow you toe rag"!

[trousers]

  trousers said:

 

"I'll give them 'chocolate teapot'...."

[Mr X]

  trousers said:

Take your pick....

 

 

 

 

Every one could have 'Jan looking clueless'

[eelpie]

'How much will it cost to buy myself out of this one?'

[Ivan Katalinic's 'tache]

  trousers said:

 

I wonder how Helmond Sports are doing without me...?

[EastleighSoulBoy]

 

'Eeny, meeny, miny moe

who shall I sub

Oh woe woe woe!'

[Master Bates]

 

I hope the cameras don't catch me jiggling

Edited 20 January, 2009 by Master Bates

[Torbay Saint]

 

Sh1t...did I put 10 or 11 players out this afternoon?

[dubai_phil]

  trousers said:

Take your pick....

 

 

**%$ing Ref how could he add 5 extra minutes, I'll miss my bl%*dy flight back to Holland. I can't even change the ticket 'cos I could only afford a cheapie, damn you swine

 

 

No that's ok there's one from Bournemouth, hope the wife's got all our stuff packed and there's no traffic Rupe's stewards will never look for me down there could still get a standby ticket for half a weeks wages - 20 quid each

 

Don't you DARE add an extra 10 seconds, I CAN make that flight, Rupe's isn't here and it'll take days before he works out I escaped

 

All IMHO of course

[Gingeletiss]

 

'We want Rupert out...say we want Rupert out'....

[ottery st mary]

  trousers said:

Take your pick....

 

 

Rupert

 

RUPERT

 

 

 

RUPERT.....You wanted to play in Goals now stay there.....Your not going up front to make sum goals... Michael Wilde for crying out loud stay out on your wing.

[Master Bates]

 

Pull my finger.

[JohnnyFartPants]

  Master Bates said:

 

Pull my finger.

 

Can I have my tie and shoe laces back please.

[jeff leopard]

  trousers said:

 

'i'm coming back here...i'll buy this place, and install a f_cking jukebox in here...liven you stiffs up a bit...'

 

or 'jan has a quick go at spot-the-fan'

[SaintRobbie]

 

"1,2...errr.3....4

 

4... errr

 

2!

 

Thats not right I wanted 3-2-1-2-1-1-1!!!!

 

Do these kids think I'm talking double Dutch or something!?"

[Master Bates]

  SaintRobbie said:

Thats not right I wanted 3-2-1-2-1-1-1!!!!

 

Do these kids think I'm talking double Dutch or something!?"

 

One too many players unless the goal keeper is playing out of goal :smt044

[ottery st mary]

  Gingeletiss said:

 

'We want Rupert out...say we want Rupert out'....

 

Doncaster Manager to JP, "What is this, Lavender Hill Mob your fans keep on about?" ( not ottery)

 

JP replies pointing to the Directors box and replies, "That motley crew up there, who paid a fortune to get me here, even though they were given, Johan Cruyyfs CV.

[trousers]

  trousers said:

 

 

In the voice of Martin Fitzmaurice: "Jan you require your P45....."

[bridge too far]

  Master Bates said:

 

Pull my finger.

 

Boysh, boysh I told you - you put your right arm in, your right arm out....

[SaintRobbie]

  Master Bates said:

One too many players unless the goal keeper is playing out of goal :smt044

 

...No he just made a sub and the counted the player on the line about to go on by mistake.

 

not.

 

Maths was never my strong point .

[Marsdinho]

  Master Bates said:

 

Pull my finger.

 

 

LOL. Brilliant

[SaintRobbie]

  trousers said:

in the voice of martin fitzmaurice: "jan you require your p45....."

 

lol!

[ottery st mary]

  Master Bates said:

 

Pull my finger.

 

 

Sorry, he was actually saying, follow my finger, to some stewards in the top of the stand , (on behalf of Rupert) Move that bloody picture of the train to the left, to cover up all those empty seats.