Big Bad Bob Posted 20 January, 2009 Posted 20 January, 2009 If I take up darts can I beat "The Power"
St. Jason Posted 20 January, 2009 Posted 20 January, 2009 "Sh!t, where's my wheel barrow gone" "I can't work it out, i had it, it was in my hands, where the f*ck has that gone" "Oiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, Bradley, bring back my f*cking wheel barrow you toe rag"!
trousers Posted 20 January, 2009 Author Posted 20 January, 2009 "I'll give them 'chocolate teapot'...."
Mr X Posted 20 January, 2009 Posted 20 January, 2009 Take your pick.... Every one could have 'Jan looking clueless'
eelpie Posted 20 January, 2009 Posted 20 January, 2009 'How much will it cost to buy myself out of this one?'
Ivan Katalinic's 'tache Posted 20 January, 2009 Posted 20 January, 2009 I wonder how Helmond Sports are doing without me...?
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 20 January, 2009 Posted 20 January, 2009 'Eeny, meeny, miny moe who shall I sub Oh woe woe woe!'
Master Bates Posted 20 January, 2009 Posted 20 January, 2009 (edited) I hope the cameras don't catch me jiggling Edited 20 January, 2009 by Master Bates
Torbay Saint Posted 20 January, 2009 Posted 20 January, 2009 Sh1t...did I put 10 or 11 players out this afternoon?
dubai_phil Posted 20 January, 2009 Posted 20 January, 2009 Take your pick.... **%$ing Ref how could he add 5 extra minutes, I'll miss my bl%*dy flight back to Holland. I can't even change the ticket 'cos I could only afford a cheapie, damn you swine No that's ok there's one from Bournemouth, hope the wife's got all our stuff packed and there's no traffic Rupe's stewards will never look for me down there could still get a standby ticket for half a weeks wages - 20 quid each Don't you DARE add an extra 10 seconds, I CAN make that flight, Rupe's isn't here and it'll take days before he works out I escaped All IMHO of course
Gingeletiss Posted 20 January, 2009 Posted 20 January, 2009 'We want Rupert out...say we want Rupert out'....
ottery st mary Posted 20 January, 2009 Posted 20 January, 2009 Take your pick.... Rupert RUPERT RUPERT.....You wanted to play in Goals now stay there.....Your not going up front to make sum goals... Michael Wilde for crying out loud stay out on your wing.
JohnnyFartPants Posted 20 January, 2009 Posted 20 January, 2009 Pull my finger. Can I have my tie and shoe laces back please.
jeff leopard Posted 20 January, 2009 Posted 20 January, 2009 'i'm coming back here...i'll buy this place, and install a f_cking jukebox in here...liven you stiffs up a bit...' or 'jan has a quick go at spot-the-fan'
SaintRobbie Posted 20 January, 2009 Posted 20 January, 2009 "1,2...errr.3....4 4... errr 2! Thats not right I wanted 3-2-1-2-1-1-1!!!! Do these kids think I'm talking double Dutch or something!?"
Master Bates Posted 20 January, 2009 Posted 20 January, 2009 Thats not right I wanted 3-2-1-2-1-1-1!!!! Do these kids think I'm talking double Dutch or something!?" One too many players unless the goal keeper is playing out of goal :smt044
ottery st mary Posted 20 January, 2009 Posted 20 January, 2009 'We want Rupert out...say we want Rupert out'.... Doncaster Manager to JP, "What is this, Lavender Hill Mob your fans keep on about?" ( not ottery) JP replies pointing to the Directors box and replies, "That motley crew up there, who paid a fortune to get me here, even though they were given, Johan Cruyyfs CV.
trousers Posted 20 January, 2009 Author Posted 20 January, 2009 In the voice of Martin Fitzmaurice: "Jan you require your P45....."
bridge too far Posted 20 January, 2009 Posted 20 January, 2009 Pull my finger. Boysh, boysh I told you - you put your right arm in, your right arm out....
SaintRobbie Posted 20 January, 2009 Posted 20 January, 2009 One too many players unless the goal keeper is playing out of goal :smt044 ...No he just made a sub and the counted the player on the line about to go on by mistake. not. Maths was never my strong point .
SaintRobbie Posted 20 January, 2009 Posted 20 January, 2009 in the voice of martin fitzmaurice: "jan you require your p45....." lol!
ottery st mary Posted 20 January, 2009 Posted 20 January, 2009 Pull my finger. Sorry, he was actually saying, follow my finger, to some stewards in the top of the stand , (on behalf of Rupert) Move that bloody picture of the train to the left, to cover up all those empty seats.
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