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Before we adopt another ****ing song sung by every club for Kevin Danso's chant how about trying this (to the opening guitar riff from Disco 2000 by Pulp) It's easy & a bit different,

 

Danso, Oh, Oh, Kevin Danso. (repeat till bored)

 

Posted

Rhythm is a Danso,

Kevin is the answer,

Always wins it in the air,

 

Lift your hands and voices,

Strikers will avoid him,

Bodies lying everywheerrrreeee,

 

Woahh, Kevin Danso,

Woahh, wins it in the air,

Woahh, Kevin Danso,

Woooahhhaaaoooaahhhh

Posted

D - A - N - S - O

 

He is D-A-N-S-O

 

He D Despites Pompey

He is A ‘ates Pompey

He is N no likes them

He is S Skate bastards

He is O oooooooooooooooooo

 

clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap

Posted
Rhythm is a Danso,

Kevin is the answer,

Always wins it in the air,

 

Lift your hands and voices,

Strikers will avoid him,

Bodies lying everywheerrrreeee,

 

Woahh, Kevin Danso,

Woahh, wins it in the air,

Woahh, Kevin Danso,

Woooahhhaaaoooaahhhh

 

Pretty brilliant! disclaimer... this only applies if you thought it up yourself!

Posted

The K, the E, the V, the I, the N

The D, the A, the N, the S, the O

He's Kevin Daaaanso

 

To the tune of Danny Nedelko by Idles.

 

About time we moved our songs into the current era rather than relying on the same old predictable nonsense and copying other teams chants.

Posted
The K, the E, the V, the I, the N

The D, the A, the N, the S, the O

He's Kevin Daaaanso

 

To the tune of Danny Nedelko by Idles.

 

About time we moved our songs into the current era rather than relying on the same old predictable nonsense and copying other teams chants.

 

The first two lines of that made me think of Ganga Kru's Super Sharp Shooter. Would be very appropriate if he was a striker I guess.

Posted

Hold me closer, Kevin Danso

Show your tackle on the TV

Lay me down in piles of money

You had a busy day today

Hold me closer, Kevin Danso

Show your tackle on the TV

Posted

Out on the wiley, windy moors

Jurgen would flash some green

You had a temper like my jealousy

Too hot, too greedy

How could you leave me

When I needed to possess you?

I hated you, I loved you, too

Bad dreams in the night

They told me I was going to lose the fight

Leave behind my Premier League

Watch Jack Stephens

Virgil! **** you! He’s Kevin

He’s come home, I'm so chuffed

Let me in through your zonal marking

 

 

Posted
Pretty brilliant! disclaimer... this only applies if you thought it up yourself!

 

Saw someone post the first verse but thought it was too short. Came up with the second :)

Posted

Ings and Redmond, the goals are certain

But our defence we... knew would fold

And Ralph was on his knees, looking for the answer

He found it in... Kevin Danso

Posted

Said it somewhere before, but:

 

Danso in the moonlight

Everybodys feeling red and white

Its such a fine and natural sight

Danso keeps it watertighttt

Posted
Or, instead of singing songs about players who will either be crap, or will fook off in a couple of years, we put as much effort into creating songs about Southampton

 

Brand new arts quarter, you'll never have that

Posted
Brand new arts quarter, you'll never have that

 

Oceaaana do do doo do

Oceaaana do do doo do

Oceaaana do do do do do do do do do do do do do do

Posted
Where did you come from?

Where did you go?

Where did you come from Kevin Danso?

 

 

If he turns out to be brilliant...

 

If it hadn't been for Kevin Danso,

We'd have gone down a long time ago,

Where did you come from, where did you go?

Where did you come from Kevin Danso?

Posted

How about one with a religious flavour?

 

Danso wherever we may be

Kev's in the centre of defence you see

And he'll win the ball wherever it may be

And we are the Saints and we hate Pompey

Posted
Rhythm is a Danso,

Kevin is the answer,

Always wins it in the air,

 

Lift your hands and voices,

Strikers will avoid him,

Bodies lying everywheerrrreeee,

 

Woahh, Kevin Danso,

Woahh, wins it in the air,

Woahh, Kevin Danso,

Woooahhhaaaoooaahhhh

 

Winner. Could be brilliant after he scores a 95th minute winner at some shît hole like Norwich

Posted
Rhythm is a Danso,

Kevin is the answer,

Always wins it in the air,

 

Lift your hands and voices,

Strikers will avoid him,

Bodies lying everywheerrrreeee,

 

Woahh, Kevin Danso,

Woahh, wins it in the air,

Woahh, Kevin Danso,

Woooahhhaaaoooaahhhh

 

Done. Close thread.

Posted
Out on the wiley, windy moors

Jurgen would flash some green

You had a temper like my jealousy

Too hot, too greedy

How could you leave me

When I needed to possess you?

I hated you, I loved you, too

Bad dreams in the night

They told me I was going to lose the fight

Leave behind my Premier League

Watch Jack Stephens

Virgil! **** you! He’s Kevin

He’s come home, I'm so chuffed

Let me in through your zonal marking

 

 

Too obvious.
Posted

Replace the Duh-Duhs with Kevin and the Batman with Danso

If you want some Pompey hate in there you can replace the Kevin with "he hates" and the Danso with Pompey

Posted

Courteenneers acrylic

 

 

 

Da de da da de da da de da Danso

Can’t be worse than Stephens you know

Da de da da de da da de da Danso

If you’re better than Hoedt

You’ll be just fine

Please sort out this defence of mine

Posted
The K, the E, the V, the I, the N

The D, the A, the N, the S, the O

He's Kevin Daaaanso

 

To the tune of Danny Nedelko by Idles.

 

About time we moved our songs into the current era rather than relying on the same old predictable nonsense and copying other teams chants.

 

I’d LOVE is to have a song to an Idles tune; and that is one of their best!

 

Good work :)

Posted
I’d LOVE is to have a song to an Idles tune; and that is one of their best!

 

Good work :)

 

An Essruu posts is a rare gem these days. Welcome back Signoir.

Posted

Now We’ve got a player called Kevin

He's sure to go to heaven

Always spotless clean and neat

The smoothest you can get them

He's got a fur lined sheepskin jacket

He’s got you in his pocket

He won't even let you explain

Kevin won’t let you get a game

 

Oh our perfect Kevin

What You like to do he doesn't

He's Southampton’s private joy

Southampton’s little golden boy

 

I’m here all week.....

Posted
Rhythm is a Danso,

Kevin is the answer,

Always wins it in the air,

 

Lift your hands and voices,

Strikers will avoid him,

Bodies lying everywheerrrreeee,

 

Woahh, Kevin Danso,

Woahh, wins it in the air,

Woahh, Kevin Danso,

Woooahhhaaaoooaahhhh

 

This gets my vote too!

Posted
I’d LOVE is to have a song to an Idles tune; and that is one of their best!

 

Good work :)

 

Saw them live last week, they smashed the place apart.

 

Hope you are well.

Posted
Actually, think it would be better without the third part. Just the first two verses on repeat.

 

This is with the Rhythm is a dancer tune

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