Weston Super Saint Posted 25 February, 2024 Posted 25 February, 2024 40 minutes ago, sadoldgit said: Not much to be joyous about at the moment but, to cheer myself up today, I have put some of our most esteemed posters against the fictional characters that they make me think of- some of you youngsters might have to get on Google. Lord Duckhunter = Alf Garnett, Till Death Us Do Part Weston SS = Trigger, Only Fools and Horses AlexLaw76 = Constable Savage, Not The 9 O’Clock News CB Fry = Malcolm Tucker, The Thick Of It hypochondriac = the gormless, spotty character on his own avatar Turkish = Jay Cartwright, The Inbetweeners Me? I’m going for Wolfie Smith, Citizen Smith 😉 That! That right there is why you are, without a shadow of doubt, the greatest wind up on the innernetz. 1
Fan The Flames Posted 25 February, 2024 Posted 25 February, 2024 5 hours ago, Weston Super Saint said: That! That right there is why you are, without a shadow of doubt, the greatest wind up on the innernetz. You've been Triggered. 3
sadoldgit Posted 26 February, 2024 Posted 26 February, 2024 (edited) 22 hours ago, Weston Super Saint said: That! That right there is why you are, without a shadow of doubt, the greatest wind up on the innernetz. Ah,bless you Weston, but there are many others far more worthy of that accolade. And, to quote the late, great Dame Edna Everage, “If you can’t laugh at yourself, you might be missing the joke of the century”. 😘 Edited 26 February, 2024 by sadoldgit Typo 1
Turkish Posted 26 February, 2024 Posted 26 February, 2024 23 hours ago, sadoldgit said: Not much to be joyous about at the moment but, to cheer myself up today, I have put some of our most esteemed posters against the fictional characters that they make me think of- some of you youngsters might have to get on Google. Lord Duckhunter = Alf Garnett, Till Death Us Do Part Weston SS = Trigger, Only Fools and Horses AlexLaw76 = Constable Savage, Not The 9 O’Clock News CB Fry = Malcolm Tucker, The Thick Of It hypochondriac = the gormless, spotty character on his own avatar Turkish = Jay Cartwright, The Inbetweeners Me? I’m going for Wolfie Smith, Citizen Smith 😉 I imagine you to be a cross between Mr Dont Want to Do that from Harry Enfield c1992 and Ken Barlow 3
The Kraken Posted 26 February, 2024 Posted 26 February, 2024 2 hours ago, Turkish said: I imagine you to be a cross between Mr Dont Want to Do that from Harry Enfield c1992 and Victor Meldrew from One Foot in the Grave. 1
Turkish Posted 26 February, 2024 Posted 26 February, 2024 36 minutes ago, The Kraken said: this is even better
Turkish Posted 26 February, 2024 Posted 26 February, 2024 talking of which this is one of my favourite characters ever. Some of the drips on here could do with this sort of therapy. 2
egg Posted 26 February, 2024 Posted 26 February, 2024 49 minutes ago, Turkish said: talking of which this is one of my favourite characters ever. Some of the drips on here could do with this sort of therapy. 😂😂 Brilliant character, and a cracking sketch.
Turkish Posted 27 February, 2024 Posted 27 February, 2024 (edited) On 25/02/2024 at 15:37, sadoldgit said: Not much to be joyous about at the moment but, to cheer myself up today, I have put some of our most esteemed posters against the fictional characters that they make me think of- some of you youngsters might have to get on Google. Lord Duckhunter = Alf Garnett, Till Death Us Do Part Weston SS = Trigger, Only Fools and Horses AlexLaw76 = Constable Savage, Not The 9 O’Clock News CB Fry = Malcolm Tucker, The Thick Of It hypochondriac = the gormless, spotty character on his own avatar Turkish = Jay Cartwright, The Inbetweeners Me? I’m going for Wolfie Smith, Citizen Smith 😉 There probably isn’t much to be happy about when you spend your day listening to radio phone ins, reading the Guardian, spending hours scrolling the internet to prove if Jews are a race or not but here are some great tips or hacks as the cool kids say to help you. Thanks me later Edited 27 February, 2024 by Turkish 1
badgerx16 Posted 28 February, 2024 Posted 28 February, 2024 (edited) The new atrium / entrance at Blackpool Victoria Hospital, which looks more like an airport than a hospital. It is welcoming, bright, and contains a COSTA COFFEE, an M&S food outlet, a WH Smith's, obviously a pharmacy.........and less obviously - a travel agency. Edited 28 February, 2024 by badgerx16
Holmes_and_Watson Posted 28 February, 2024 Posted 28 February, 2024 4 hours ago, badgerx16 said: ....and less obviously - a travel agency. The hospital gets commission after telling patients how long the waiting list is, and, handily, the foreign location of a private clinic. 🙂 1
Behind Enemy Lines Posted 4 March, 2024 Posted 4 March, 2024 On 27/02/2024 at 20:04, Turkish said: There probably isn’t much to be happy about when you spend your day listening to radio phone ins, reading the Guardian, spending hours scrolling the internet to prove if Jews are a race or not but here are some great tips or hacks as the cool kids say to help you. Thanks me later Agree with all of them!
whelk Posted 4 March, 2024 Posted 4 March, 2024 5 minutes ago, Behind Enemy Lines said: Agree with all of them! Nonsense - number 10 is a piece of piss!
Weston Super Saint Posted 4 March, 2024 Posted 4 March, 2024 1 hour ago, whelk said: Nonsense - number 10 is a piece of piss! One day it won't be.... 1
whelk Posted 4 March, 2024 Posted 4 March, 2024 29 minutes ago, Weston Super Saint said: One day it won't be.... The pedant in me needs to take issue with 8 billion people ‘doing well in life’
Holmes_and_Watson Posted 4 March, 2024 Posted 4 March, 2024 5 minutes ago, whelk said: The pedant in me needs to take issue with 8 billion people ‘doing well in life’ The last set of mindfulness things I listened to, all began with "As long as you are breathing, there's more right with you than wrong with you." Which I took issue with, my mild grumpiness ruining the start of every session. 🙂
saint francis Posted 4 March, 2024 Posted 4 March, 2024 Number 3 is a disadvantage if you're reading the list at the lido.
badgerx16 Posted 4 March, 2024 Posted 4 March, 2024 Regarding number 10; The Russian Admiral Rozhestvensky, who lost the battle of Tsushima during the Russo-Japanese war, woke up one morning and read his own obituary.
Weston Super Saint Posted 4 March, 2024 Posted 4 March, 2024 41 minutes ago, whelk said: The pedant in me needs to take issue with 8 billion people ‘doing well in life’ Maslow disagrees with you.
Weston Super Saint Posted 4 March, 2024 Posted 4 March, 2024 2 minutes ago, badgerx16 said: Regarding number 10; The Russian Admiral Rozhestvensky, who lost the battle of Tsushima during the Russo-Japanese war, woke up one morning and read his own obituary. Fucking Russians have always manipulated the press.
Holmes_and_Watson Posted 4 March, 2024 Posted 4 March, 2024 47 minutes ago, badgerx16 said: Regarding number 10; The Russian Admiral Rozhestvensky, who lost the battle of Tsushima during the Russo-Japanese war, woke up one morning and read his own obituary. Sadly, only a day after reading this, and realising he should be very careful, he accidentally fell from a window, being poisoned on the way down.
Miltonaggro Posted 4 March, 2024 Posted 4 March, 2024 58 minutes ago, Holmes_and_Watson said: Sadly, only a day after reading this, and realising he should be very careful, he accidentally fell from a window, being poisoned on the way down. Those impromptu barbeque pool parties at Michael Barrymore's place were notoriously full-on!
Behind Enemy Lines Posted 5 March, 2024 Posted 5 March, 2024 On 04/03/2024 at 17:13, whelk said: Nonsense - number 10 is a piece of piss! It wasn’t this morning! 😂
badgerx16 Posted 15 March, 2024 Posted 15 March, 2024 On a school trip to Old Trafford our grandson was asked if he knew who wore #20. He answered "Fabio Quateraro".
whelk Posted 21 March, 2024 Posted 21 March, 2024 (edited) The reaction of kid with Downs Syndrome, Owen as he spots Ange Postecoglou. SSN just did a feature. Heartwarming Edited 21 March, 2024 by whelk 1
Lighthouse Posted 26 March, 2024 Posted 26 March, 2024 Here’s the headline you didn’t know you needed today. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-68664644
badgerx16 Posted 28 March, 2024 Posted 28 March, 2024 The etymological irony that Thames Water might become insolvent.
Fan The Flames Posted 28 March, 2024 Posted 28 March, 2024 5 hours ago, badgerx16 said: The etymological irony that Thames Water might become insolvent. Added irony that information was leaked.
badgerx16 Posted 3 April, 2024 Posted 3 April, 2024 The image of Laurence Fox calling for a boycott of Nike after the controversy over the England shirt........,whilst wearing Nike trainers. Gobshite, rabble rousing, twat. 1
AlexLaw76 Posted 4 May, 2024 Posted 4 May, 2024 (edited) Absurdness of Eurovision. so bad, it makes me laugh Edited 4 May, 2024 by AlexLaw76
Whitey Grandad Posted 6 May, 2024 Posted 6 May, 2024 Here’s a hint to aspiring youngsters, Sunglasses don’t make you look cool. They make you look hungover. 1
Lighthouse Posted 6 May, 2024 Posted 6 May, 2024 Lando Norris finally getting his first win and McLaren's first for three years. 2
Sheaf Saint Posted 6 May, 2024 Posted 6 May, 2024 Seeing Kyren Wilson's young son hugging his dad and shouting "World Champion! Get in there!"
trousers Posted 6 May, 2024 Author Posted 6 May, 2024 26 minutes ago, Sheaf Saint said: Seeing Kyren Wilson's young son hugging his dad and shouting "World Champion! Get in there!" Yeah, great moment. Also good to see Jak Jones making a game of it after going 7-1 down in the first session. 1
badgerx16 Posted 31 May, 2024 Posted 31 May, 2024 (edited) I wonder if he will plead not guilty..... https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/c133x22kzrpo 'A judge in the US state of Michigan was surprised when a defendant appeared for his remote court hearing while behind the wheel. Corey Harris, who is charged with driving on a suspended licence, joined the call from a moving car.' Edited 31 May, 2024 by badgerx16 3
Whitey Grandad Posted 31 May, 2024 Posted 31 May, 2024 2 minutes ago, badgerx16 said: I wonder if he will plead not guilty..... https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/c133x22kzrpo Do you think he drove to the jail later? 1
egg Posted 31 May, 2024 Posted 31 May, 2024 1 minute ago, Whitey Grandad said: Do you think he drove to the jail later? You wouldn't put it past him! Credit to his lawyer for making a cheeky adjournment application. 1
badgerx16 Posted 23 June, 2024 Posted 23 June, 2024 People who go to the trouble of tracking down the owner of lost property and returning it to it's legal owner; 1 1
Turkish Posted 25 June, 2024 Posted 25 June, 2024 trolling sales people particularly recruitment consultants. I am inundated with messages from them on linkedin saying they are different to everyone else and the perfect recruitment partner for my company. the most recent one was a guy who absolutely knew loads about my company and were the perfect partner for us as they were based in Leeds and work with the best people in the region. My reply of "well you dont know much about us and wont be very busy with us then as out of 4000 employees globally only 2 of us are based in Yorkshire" he's yet to respond. lol
sadoldgit Posted 25 June, 2024 Posted 25 June, 2024 You couldn’t make it up, chief illegal immigration rent-a-gob gets arrested for… https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/tommy-robinson-arrested-canada-immigration-stephen-yaxleylennon-b1166565.html 😂
whelk Posted 25 June, 2024 Posted 25 June, 2024 Fuck me SOG this thread is about joy and you have to bring your mate Tommy Robinson into it. 1
sadoldgit Posted 25 June, 2024 Posted 25 June, 2024 58 minutes ago, whelk said: Fuck me SOG this thread is about joy and you have to bring your mate Tommy Robinson into it. His arrest for illegal immigration brings me great joy. What else can I say? Maybe I need to start a karma thread? 1
Turkish Posted 25 June, 2024 Posted 25 June, 2024 3 hours ago, whelk said: Fuck me SOG this thread is about joy and you have to bring your mate Tommy Robinson into it. obsessed.
skintsaint Posted 27 June, 2024 Posted 27 June, 2024 6 minutes ago, AlexLaw76 said: Always a good go to for a laugh.
badgerx16 Posted 28 June, 2024 Posted 28 June, 2024 https://www.facebook.com/TheIrishPost/videos/special-birthday-cake/10157255689693452/
sadoldgit Posted 28 June, 2024 Posted 28 June, 2024 Watching Glastonbury and I’ve finally seen someone I know. Lulu Yay!
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