rallyboy Posted 30 December, 2022 Share Posted 30 December, 2022 Incredible delivery service. I ordered something, no urgency, turns out it was only in the US, a guy even rang me from New York to check the order... New Jersey to Hampshire, standard service, from order to delivery - 38 hours. Are you watching Royal Mail? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLaw76 Posted 30 December, 2022 Share Posted 30 December, 2022 1 minute ago, rallyboy said: Incredible delivery service. I ordered something, no urgency, turns out it was only in the US, a guy even rang me from New York to check the order... New Jersey to Hampshire, standard service, from order to delivery - 38 hours. Are you watching Royal Mail? The service Royal Mail provide is appalling when compared to the many other services on offer. They will be a figment of our history in no time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SotonianWill Posted 30 December, 2022 Share Posted 30 December, 2022 Sitting down to relax whilst watching a classic film. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 30 December, 2022 Share Posted 30 December, 2022 27 minutes ago, SotonianWill said: Sitting down to relax whilst watching a classic film. Which one ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SotonianWill Posted 30 December, 2022 Share Posted 30 December, 2022 3 minutes ago, badgerx16 said: Which one ? Superman atm Channel 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 30 December, 2022 Share Posted 30 December, 2022 19 minutes ago, SotonianWill said: Superman atm Channel 5 We've gone more old school and are watching "Witness For The Prosecution". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 23 January, 2023 Share Posted 23 January, 2023 Sometimes sports commentators come out with classics; Just watching a cycle race from Argentina and the commentator said "It is a long, straight, sinuous road". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 3 March, 2023 Share Posted 3 March, 2023 This is magnificent and brought me great joy 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toadhall Saint Posted 3 March, 2023 Share Posted 3 March, 2023 6 hours ago, Turkish said: This is magnificent and brought me great joy Thats a bit mad - and he’s wearing best company. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 3 March, 2023 Share Posted 3 March, 2023 1 hour ago, Toadhall Saint said: Thats a bit mad - and he’s wearing best company. That’s what’s brilliant about it, it’s mad but class. How good does the Joy division song sound even though it’s 40 odd years old. And yeah, Russ Abbot in best company, quite brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 25 March, 2023 Share Posted 25 March, 2023 People asking the really important questions 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 31 March, 2023 Share Posted 31 March, 2023 Fergal Sharkeys waterway mission Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holmes_and_Watson Posted 31 March, 2023 Share Posted 31 March, 2023 2 hours ago, Turkish said: Fergal Sharkeys waterway mission Oh come on. He has a good heart, and you know how hard they are to find these days. 🙂 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 2 May, 2023 Share Posted 2 May, 2023 The facts that Equatorial Guinea is not on the Equator, and the centre of Africa is not in the Central African Republic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 16 May, 2023 Share Posted 16 May, 2023 From a story on the BBC about the theft of bees; "Mr Williams, who said he had reported the first theft to police, said he now believed the thieves had used a drone to find the hives as they were not visible from the road or a nearby track." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 27 May, 2023 Share Posted 27 May, 2023 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 27 May, 2023 Share Posted 27 May, 2023 These Enid Blyton novels are getting a bit dark. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 9 June, 2023 Share Posted 9 June, 2023 Pathetic really but anyone see that clip of Beyoncé’s snatch at Tottenham? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 9 June, 2023 Share Posted 9 June, 2023 33 minutes ago, whelk said: Pathetic really but anyone see that clip of Beyoncé’s snatch at Tottenham? Please share your joy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 9 June, 2023 Share Posted 9 June, 2023 56 minutes ago, Whitey Grandad said: Please share your joy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 9 June, 2023 Share Posted 9 June, 2023 1 hour ago, whelk said: Ta. I’ve always wondered what one looked like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloggy saint Posted 10 June, 2023 Share Posted 10 June, 2023 15 hours ago, whelk said: Pathetic really but anyone see that clip of Beyoncé’s snatch at Tottenham? Not the first cunt to be spotted at Tottenham. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 10 June, 2023 Share Posted 10 June, 2023 13 hours ago, whelk said: Sorry to disappoint but she's wearing tights. That line is just the seam over some ordinary pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 10 June, 2023 Share Posted 10 June, 2023 I hate tights. Worst passion killers ever invented. Oh, the hours of entertainment I had riding up and down the escalators hoping for a glimpse of a stocking top and maybe even a suspender 🤓 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 10 June, 2023 Share Posted 10 June, 2023 10 hours ago, buctootim said: Sorry to disappoint but she's wearing tights. That line is just the seam over some ordinary pants. Incorrect. Her fanny actually has a resistance of 31 Ohms. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 11 June, 2023 Share Posted 11 June, 2023 21 hours ago, buctootim said: Sorry to disappoint but she's wearing tights. That line is just the seam over some ordinary pants. What?! You mean I thought about knocking one out over a seam. Phew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 28 June, 2023 Share Posted 28 June, 2023 (edited) Real life spy games being stranger than fiction, 2 facts about the defection of Oleg Gordievsky, former Colonel and Bureau Chief in the KGB; 1) The contact between the British secret service and Gordievsky by which he agreed to the plan to extract him was as follows; he would go to a specific bread shop near the British embassy carrying a Safeway carrier bag. If he then spotted a man with a Harrod's bag, and eating a Mars Bar, the mission was on. 2) During the extraction the British had Gordievsky in the boot of a Ford Sierra and, along with another car, 2 British embassy staff with their wives, and one baby, drove to the Finnish border. At the border they got out of the cars to have their papers checked. During this wait a Russian border guard approached the cars with a sniffer dog. The woman with the baby promptly set the child down on the the boot of the Sierra, changed it's nappy, and dropped the soiled nappy in front of the dog, which skulked off without detecting the defector. Ian Fleming never wrote anything like that. Edited 28 June, 2023 by badgerx16 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 29 June, 2023 Share Posted 29 June, 2023 i work in the South Africa region, some of the names of people there make me smile, in a good way. Public, Snow, Climate, Nevada are just some of the names of clients there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 12 July, 2023 Share Posted 12 July, 2023 Zoning out at PMQs and just looking at Penny M Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 13 July, 2023 Share Posted 13 July, 2023 Gender #bantz for example just bought a new golf glove in a shop where I’m playing today, female assistant says “you know that’s the ladies one?” To which I replied “how dare you assume” a brief awkward second before she realised I was kidding done this several times recently for my own amusement and the reaction is always the same Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tdmickey3 Posted 13 July, 2023 Share Posted 13 July, 2023 1 hour ago, Turkish said: Gender #bantz for example just bought a new golf glove in a shop where I’m playing today, female assistant says “you know that’s the ladies one?” To which I replied “how dare you assume” a brief awkward second before she realised I was kidding done this several times recently for my own amusement and the reaction is always the same So not only are you obsessed with it on here you behave the same in the real world.... Deary me, what a sad state of affairs 🤣 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 13 July, 2023 Share Posted 13 July, 2023 2 hours ago, tdmickey3 said: So not only are you obsessed with it on here you behave the same in the real world.... Deary me, what a sad state of affairs 🤣 Fuck off Dave 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warriorsaint Posted 13 July, 2023 Share Posted 13 July, 2023 On 30/12/2022 at 12:57, AlexLaw76 said: The service Royal Mail provide is appalling when compared to the many other services on offer. They will be a figment of our history in no time. Wonder if it’s anything to do with privatisation? Hmm. Tories will Tory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warriorsaint Posted 13 July, 2023 Share Posted 13 July, 2023 (edited) On 10/06/2023 at 20:41, Whitey Grandad said: I hate tights. Worst passion killers ever invented. Oh, the hours of entertainment I had riding up and down the escalators hoping for a glimpse of a stocking top and maybe even a suspender 🤓 Be careful you might get accused of mysogyny by Mossin. I prefer big titted German women! Edited 13 July, 2023 by Warriorsaint Edited to add bit titted German women because I love big titted German women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 13 July, 2023 Share Posted 13 July, 2023 (edited) 3 hours ago, Warriorsaint said: Be careful you might get accused of mysogyny by Mossin. I prefer big titted German women! In the interests of equality it should be mentioned that I like big titted women of all nationalities. Edited 13 July, 2023 by Whitey Grandad 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 17 July, 2023 Share Posted 17 July, 2023 waking up during the night thinking you'll need to get up soon, checking the clock and it's not even 2am yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 17 July, 2023 Share Posted 17 July, 2023 1 hour ago, Turkish said: waking up during the night thinking you'll need to get up soon, checking the clock and it's not even 2am yet. As long as you get back to sleep and not go trawling Saintsweb. Similar is waking up not knowing what day it is and realising it is Saturday morning. Not so much for shift workers I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 20 July, 2023 Share Posted 20 July, 2023 Something that mildly amuses every time we get home; a house 3 doors down from us have 2 cars, a black BMW estate and a Mini. I am not sure of their politics but the number plates are NA51GER and NA51USA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 2 August, 2023 Share Posted 2 August, 2023 On Quora, which is plagued by apparently American accounts asking disparaging or provocative questions about the UK, in response to the question "What is the British equivalent to the US Marines ?", somebody answered "The Girl Guides". 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 14 August, 2023 Share Posted 14 August, 2023 The people who run the Dungeon attractions in London, York, and Blackpool are offering free entry to any A level student who gets grade D or worse in their history exams. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 14 August, 2023 Share Posted 14 August, 2023 7 minutes ago, badgerx16 said: The people who run the Dungeon attractions in London, York, and Blackpool are offering free entry to any A level student who gets grade D or worse in their history exams. Looks like a low cost recruitment strategy.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warriorsaint Posted 14 August, 2023 Share Posted 14 August, 2023 On 13/07/2023 at 19:14, Whitey Grandad said: In the interests of equality it should be mentioned that I like big titted women of all nationalities. I knew you would. They are like fine wines Grandad. I have a grading system for cup size and glide in motion. I find the Germans however have cornered the market in terms of proportion. I haven’t found another nationality so at ease with bulk. I fear Brexit has made it harder to encounter such efficient specimens. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadoldgit Posted 15 August, 2023 Share Posted 15 August, 2023 Last October I received a social media message from a general music site saying that Peter Gabriel was launching a new album and tour in 2023 after 20 years since the last album. I posted a comment “What’s the rush Peter?” Today, nearly 11 months later, I received a notification that my post had just received a ❤️ response from……….Peter Gabriel. 😂 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 15 August, 2023 Share Posted 15 August, 2023 (edited) The utterly useless standard of reporting in the Daily Fail sometimes defies parody. Take a couple of points from this article, https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12402323/The-best-views-town-Pair-climb-518ft-Blackpool-Tower-watch-Red-Arrows-fly-spectacular-air-show.html The Mail says that the 2 people up at the top of the tower are currently unidentified. However the tannoy for the display announced who they were, as I and my family clearly heard, and as the Blackpool Gazette reports - "Wing Commander Adam Collins and Russ Edwards, a rescue and training specialist at Arco Professional Safety Services, headed up to the very summit of Blackpool Tower this weekend just gone to snap a truly incredible picture of the Red Arrows during their flyover as part of the Blackpool Air Show. " The Mail continues to tell about the "Typhoon display team", of precisely 1 aircraft. What a crappy rag. Edited 15 August, 2023 by badgerx16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 25 August, 2023 Share Posted 25 August, 2023 The death star express each day on Twitter brings me some mild amusement each day 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toadhall Saint Posted 26 August, 2023 Share Posted 26 August, 2023 People getting angry about the CoT fookin hilarious 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 26 August, 2023 Share Posted 26 August, 2023 7 hours ago, Toadhall Saint said: People getting angry about the CoT fookin hilarious This brings me immense joy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheaf Saint Posted 11 September, 2023 Share Posted 11 September, 2023 The satisfying squelchy sound my wet trunks make when I sit down in the steam room after a swim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 11 September, 2023 Share Posted 11 September, 2023 53 minutes ago, Sheaf Saint said: The satisfying squelchy sound my wet trunks make when I sit down in the steam room after a swim. Are you sure that's water? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheaf Saint Posted 11 September, 2023 Share Posted 11 September, 2023 5 minutes ago, Whitey Grandad said: Are you sure that's water? Good point. I did wonder why they evacuated the pool after I got out. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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