trousers Posted 24 May, 2019 Posted 24 May, 2019 (edited) Being the first to open and use a new jar of marmite. (Also applies to a new tub of butter/spread, but not quite as rewarding as the virgin marmite experience) Edited 24 May, 2019 by trousers
buctootim Posted 24 May, 2019 Posted 24 May, 2019 Also applies to a new tub of butter Really?? Thats hard to see unless you're Marlon Brando.
badgerx16 Posted 25 May, 2019 Posted 25 May, 2019 My grandson Cycling Walking my dogs on the beach Cycling Picking fruit from my garden ( especially the grapes, with which we make wine, and the apples, a lot of which are used for cider ) Cycling One particular day at work when a Mercedes SLK was pulled over outside our office and impounded for being untaxed and uninsured.
Batman Posted 25 May, 2019 Posted 25 May, 2019 Please please please, sarcasm right?. you think he is a good presenter? I will also add (as it is nearly upon the airwaves)...ANYTHING to do with Love Island. Those on it, watch it and report about it
Saint Billy Posted 25 May, 2019 Posted 25 May, 2019 you think he is a good presenter? I will also add (as it is nearly upon the airwaves)...ANYTHING to do with Love Island. Those on it, watch it and report about it No I don't, he is the most annoying cretin on the airwaves and TV.
Batman Posted 26 May, 2019 Posted 26 May, 2019 No I don't, he is the most annoying cretin on the airwaves and TV.That he is
whelk Posted 26 May, 2019 Posted 26 May, 2019 you think he is a good presenter? I will also add (as it is nearly upon the airwaves)...ANYTHING to do with Love Island. Those on it, watch it and report about it Never had you down as a Love Island fan
shurlock Posted 26 May, 2019 Posted 26 May, 2019 Never had you down as a Love Island fan Me neither. I had him down as a naked chef fan.
miserableoldgit Posted 26 May, 2019 Posted 26 May, 2019 People who post things on the wrong thread.... Sent from my SM-G975F using Tapatalk
Hamilton Saint Posted 26 May, 2019 Posted 26 May, 2019 Watching birds at the feeder in the garden. Marmite on toast. First beer of the day. Interesting cloud formations racing across blue skies on a sunny day. A large mug of Darjeeling tea. A long hike through the woods. A day spent on holiday in a new town or city taking photographs.
the saint in winchester Posted 30 May, 2019 Posted 30 May, 2019 Why has this upbuilding thread floundered already? Come on ... * my granddaughter * my son and daughter * a baby's giggle * a cold beer on a hot day * a hot drink on a cold day * white wine * beer gardens * a late winner for Saints
OldNick Posted 30 May, 2019 Posted 30 May, 2019 Grand children Saints Comedy family and friends Seeing and sharing moments of happiness with others Playing football and still making the killer pass or tackle Custard tarts Semolina Rice pudding
Turkish Posted 30 May, 2019 Posted 30 May, 2019 going for a dump in the office toilet and the seat being cold + there being no sh*t marks inside it. clean bed linen leaving work the first Monday after the clocks go forward so getting home when it's still light. Striking a brilliant t-shot the sound of a wine pouring into a glass the first lawn cut of the year
whelk Posted 30 May, 2019 Posted 30 May, 2019 A crash on a motorway before the junction you join giving you a free run. No one hurt obviously
saint1977 Posted 30 May, 2019 Posted 30 May, 2019 A long walk on Dartmoor, the SW coast or Lakes/Dales Putting down a newly bought pint of beer on my beermat and taking the first mouthful of it A day at the cricket at any level or listening to TMS As Turkish said, a really cleanly struck tee shot Making a curry for family and friends Starting a new book The Friday night before a bank holiday Farting in a noisy public place where I can’t be heard
Lighthouse Posted 30 May, 2019 Posted 30 May, 2019 A belting summer thunderstorm and the wet/fresh smell afterwards. Coming home from some sporting or other physical activity, having a warm shower and a cuppa tea Dipping a dark chocolate digestive in said cuppa Skiing in fresh powder The sexual climax I achieve when I ban a SWF poster Garlic bread Never hit a decent tee shot, I usually just shout 'c**tbag' at the large hole I've dug.
ALWAYS_SFC Posted 31 May, 2019 Posted 31 May, 2019 A belting summer thunderstorm and the wet/fresh smell afterwards. Coming home from some sporting or other physical activity, having a warm shower and a cuppa tea Dipping a dark chocolate digestive in said cuppa Skiing in fresh powder The sexual climax I achieve when I ban a SWF poster! Garlic bread Never hit a decent tee shot, I usually just shout 'c**tbag' at the large hole I've dug. Only one of those is the truth
ALWAYS_SFC Posted 31 May, 2019 Posted 31 May, 2019 A large glass of wine The first beer on a Friday night Saints winning The ashes
hypochondriac Posted 31 May, 2019 Posted 31 May, 2019 Workers owning the means of production. Overthrowing capitalist tyranny. Bashing the fash.
benjii Posted 31 May, 2019 Posted 31 May, 2019 Workers owning the means of production. Overthrowing capitalist tyranny. Bashing the gash. Small, pretty women. Sorry, Hypo, didn't see your post.
the saint in winchester Posted 31 May, 2019 Posted 31 May, 2019 Small, pretty women. Well I suppose this thread is "the small things in life that bring you joy" Oh and btw, I agree - small but fine.
Whitey Grandad Posted 31 May, 2019 Posted 31 May, 2019 My 21 year old girlfriendIs she called Joy and is she little?
Johnny Bognor Posted 31 May, 2019 Posted 31 May, 2019 Is she called Joy and is she little? 5'3 and brings me joy... as per the thread title ;-)
shurlock Posted 31 May, 2019 Posted 31 May, 2019 My 21 year old girlfriend Do the small things in life bring her joy too, pal?
doddisalegend Posted 31 May, 2019 Posted 31 May, 2019 To crush my enemies …. See them driven before me, and to hear the lamentation of their women!.
Ohio Saint Posted 31 May, 2019 Posted 31 May, 2019 My new cordless mower. I never thought anything as mundane as a mower could bring me more joy than the birth of my daughter or leaving my first wife.
Lighthouse Posted 31 May, 2019 Posted 31 May, 2019 My new cordless mower. I never thought anything as mundane as a mower could bring me more joy than the birth of my daughter or leaving my first wife. Do love a good, thick, freshly cut lawn. To crush my enemies …. See them driven before me, and to hear the lamentation of their women!. Is that so you can wipe them clean afterwards?
Kingsland Codger Posted 31 May, 2019 Posted 31 May, 2019 Arriving back on the Isle of Wight after a visit to the mainland.
whelk Posted 31 May, 2019 Posted 31 May, 2019 Waking up clueless as to what day it is and then realising it is Saturday morning. And you weren’t really naked and late for an exam you hadn’t revised for.
John Boy Saint Posted 8 June, 2019 Posted 8 June, 2019 - A Bottle of Wine, Red especially, picked up on my travels for not silly money that makes me go "oh thats a bit nice" even better when sharing with friends and they say "wow where DID you get this?!". - Fillet Steak that cuts like butter. - Walking down the hill into LLafranc at the beginning of our holiday and seeing the beach and the sea. - Just another 5 minutes in bed turning into an hour at least on a Saturday Morning. - just cleaned windows on the house - Free wood for the Woodburners, when a friend says "having that big Birch felled, would you like the wood as its saving me a quite few quid them not taking it away". - Chicken and Chips from Carn Padres just outside Pals on the Costa Brava, trust me you will struggle to find better...........so bloody good that the old boy who owns it only has to open the place June until the end of September.
John Boy Saint Posted 10 June, 2019 Posted 10 June, 2019 Getting a cup of tea just right. Especially when you have been toiling away at something and a beer will be an unwise decision.
Johnny Bognor Posted 10 June, 2019 Posted 10 June, 2019 Do the small things in life bring her joy too, pal? They must do. She aint after my bank balance LOL
igsey Posted 10 June, 2019 Posted 10 June, 2019 Arriving back on the Isle of Wight after a visit to the mainland. Arriving back on the mainland after a visit to the Isle of Wight...
badgerx16 Posted 10 June, 2019 Posted 10 June, 2019 Walking the dogs out across the beach at low tide; the Lake District in front of us, the Pennines to our right, and an open vista towards the Isle of Man to the left, and knowing there isn't another human being within a mile and a half radius.
Sheaf Saint Posted 10 June, 2019 Posted 10 June, 2019 Having a really satisfying dump followed by a clean detach that only needs minimal wiping.
saint1977 Posted 11 June, 2019 Posted 11 June, 2019 Walking the dogs out across the beach at low tide; the Lake District in front of us, the Pennines to our right, and an open vista towards the Isle of Man to the left, and knowing there isn't another human being within a mile and a half radius. Guessing you live near Morecambe/Lune Valley area? Lovely part of the world.
badgerx16 Posted 11 June, 2019 Posted 11 June, 2019 Guessing you live near Morecambe/Lune Valley area? Lovely part of the world. On the southern edge of the bay, right up against the sea wall.
Saint Garrett Posted 11 June, 2019 Posted 11 June, 2019 Walking through your front door when you get back from a stag doo.
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