Fan The Flames Posted 21 July, 2019 Posted 21 July, 2019 People sitting at the entrance of a petrol station waiting to see what lane comes free first, blocking anyone else from entering and eventually blocking the road. People pulling up to petrol pumps just to go in to the store to buy stuff.
Fan The Flames Posted 21 July, 2019 Posted 21 July, 2019 BBC news when handing over to another correspondent having to include their job title like Asian Editor, no one cares. And then you have the ****s who correct their colleagues "no John I'm the Asian Correspondent', we don't give a **** about the BBC job hierarchy we are just mildly interested in what the ****s in China are up to.
Cabbage_Face Posted 21 July, 2019 Posted 21 July, 2019 People sitting at the entrance of a petrol station waiting to see what lane comes free first, blocking anyone else from entering and eventually blocking the road. People pulling up to petrol pumps just to go in to the store to buy stuff. Petrol stations that are now Supermarkets, which makes everyone take about 10 hours to pay for fuel whilst they browse for Aberdeen Angus Steaks. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
whelk Posted 21 July, 2019 Author Posted 21 July, 2019 Fat people at Costco hovering around the free tasters
Whitey Grandad Posted 21 July, 2019 Posted 21 July, 2019 Petrol stations that are now Supermarkets, which makes everyone take about 10 hours to pay for fuel whilst they browse for Aberdeen Angus Steaks. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk That’s if you can find a petrol station. We used to have over half a dozen in Chandlers Ford and now we’re down to one. I don’t count Asda’s because its tanks are full of water. Supermarkets who open coffee shops which means that their car parks are full up because everybody who has finished their shopping is sitting in the coffee shop. Scrap that. Coffee shops in general. What a waste of a life.
buctootim Posted 21 July, 2019 Posted 21 July, 2019 People disparage people who shop at Costco, despite shopping there themselves.
Whitey Grandad Posted 21 July, 2019 Posted 21 July, 2019 TVs and other electronic devices that take an age to ‘warm up’. When I were a boy in the 1950s a radio would take 8 seconds to warm up and a TV 20 seconds and we thought that was a long time. Mind you, that was a modern tele which we didn’t get until about 1957.
whelk Posted 21 July, 2019 Author Posted 21 July, 2019 People who don’t read posts correctly and make smug comments about Costco
Window Cleaner Posted 21 July, 2019 Posted 21 July, 2019 (edited) That’s if you can find a petrol station. We used to have over half a dozen in Chandlers Ford and now we’re down to one. I don’t count Asda’s because its tanks are full of water. Supermarkets who open coffee shops which means that their car parks are full up because everybody who has finished their shopping is sitting in the coffee shop. Scrap that. Coffee shops in general. What a waste of a life. Well unless you've got a cooler or something for your perishable shopping you shouldn't be hanging about with it getting overheated really. No wonder people get sick after leaving meat and stuff in the boot of the car or the shopping trolley for half an hour whilst drinking coffee. I don't remember that many petrol stations in Chandler's Ford actually, must have had pumps at Hendy's I suppose but other than that I don't recalll many, perhaps behind Selwood's or something, never adventured there. Edited 21 July, 2019 by Window Cleaner
benjii Posted 21 July, 2019 Posted 21 July, 2019 People who think "yourself" and "myself" are formal / polite alternatives to "you" and "me". Chronic idiots. Absolute favourite of muppets in HR, sales etc.
miserableoldgit Posted 21 July, 2019 Posted 21 July, 2019 People who mix up "have" and "of"... People who don't know the difference between "there", "their", and "they're"... People who can't tell the difference between "our" and "are".... People who don't care about the above.... Sent from my SM-G975F using Tapatalk
Batman Posted 21 July, 2019 Posted 21 July, 2019 BBC Radio 1. Just listened to it on a fairly long drive. Every piece of content was deemed 'awesome' or 'amazing' by the presenters. do they not have an opinion?
Window Cleaner Posted 21 July, 2019 Posted 21 July, 2019 People who mix up "have" and "of"... People who don't know the difference between "there", "their", and "they're"... People who can't tell the difference between "our" and "are".... People who don't care about the above.... Sent from my SM-G975F using Tapatalk So basically 60-70 % of the population of the UK then . That's a conservative estimate by the way.
miserableoldgit Posted 21 July, 2019 Posted 21 July, 2019 So basically 60-70 % of the population of the UK then . That's a conservative estimate by the way.Sadly, you are right....[emoji17] Sent from my SM-G975F using Tapatalk
whelk Posted 21 July, 2019 Author Posted 21 July, 2019 Sky Sports talking about pre-season tournaments as if they mean something to anyone
Whitey Grandad Posted 21 July, 2019 Posted 21 July, 2019 Well unless you've got a cooler or something for your perishable shopping you shouldn't be hanging about with it getting overheated really. No wonder people get sick after leaving meat and stuff in the boot of the car or the shopping trolley for half an hour whilst drinking coffee. I don't remember that many petrol stations in Chandler's Ford actually, must have had pumps at Hendy's I suppose but other than that I don't recalll many, perhaps behind Selwood's or something, never adventured there. Oakmount Road now Oakmount motors Simpkins in Hursley Road Hiltingbury Road near the Tabby Cat. Now a block of flats. Eddie Perry ran one opposite the Methodist Church The one that’s just closed at the Picador garage at the junction of Leigh Road / Bournemouth Road We’ve been living here since 1975.
miserableoldgit Posted 22 July, 2019 Posted 22 July, 2019 People who use American pronunciation of words....e.g. "levverage" instead of "leeverage"..... Sent from my SM-G975F using Tapatalk
Whitey Grandad Posted 22 July, 2019 Posted 22 July, 2019 People who don't put the lids back on properly so that you have to check every time that you pick the bottle up or else you'd pour the contents everywhere. Yes dear, I' talking about you!
benjii Posted 22 July, 2019 Posted 22 July, 2019 People who use American pronunciation of words....e.g. "levverage" instead of "leeverage"..... Sent from my SM-G975F using Tapatalk Those guys are solid alooooooominum dweebs.
shurlock Posted 22 July, 2019 Posted 22 July, 2019 (edited) People who use the phrase “spoiler alert” outside a film/tv context. Another silly amercianism and monumentally self-important. Edited 22 July, 2019 by shurlock
Window Cleaner Posted 22 July, 2019 Posted 22 July, 2019 Those guys are solid alooooooominum dweebs. Brings to mind the 1980's film, The Tin Men. Selling aloominum sidings in Baltimore, think that's what we'd call a veranda or conservatory. Good film though.
whelk Posted 22 July, 2019 Author Posted 22 July, 2019 People who say: Who’d have thunk it? No problemo How you diddling? years young
whelk Posted 22 July, 2019 Author Posted 22 July, 2019 People who can’t get their Tesco club card to scan at petrol stations so over react by dousing themselves with petrol and setting themselves alight. Thoughtless
scotty Posted 22 July, 2019 Posted 22 July, 2019 Anybody in a British establishment asking "can I get.....". No excuses, no prevarication, just immediate execution without trial. That hideous yank phrase boils my p*ss like no other.
trousers Posted 22 July, 2019 Posted 22 July, 2019 Anybody in a British establishment asking "can I get.....". No excuses, no prevarication, just immediate execution without trial. That hideous yank phrase boils my p*ss like no other.This
Jonnyboy Posted 22 July, 2019 Posted 22 July, 2019 People who don't put the lids back on properly so that you have to check every time that you pick the bottle up or else you'd pour the contents everywhere. Yes dear, I' talking about you! Why are you with my wife?
Fan The Flames Posted 22 July, 2019 Posted 22 July, 2019 People who mix up "have" and "of"... People who don't know the difference between "there", "their", and "they're"... People who can't tell the difference between "our" and "are".... People who don't care about the above.... Sent from my SM-G975F using Tapatalk and the classic footballed turned pundit use of them instead those; them clubs, them players
Ohio Saint Posted 24 July, 2019 Posted 24 July, 2019 (edited) Anybody in a British establishment asking "can I get.....". No excuses, no prevarication, just immediate execution without trial. That hideous yank phrase boils my p*ss like no other. After nearly 20 years of resisting it, I now find myself using it accidentally. Every time it happens an angel loses its wings and kills a small part of me. Edited 24 July, 2019 by Ohio Saint
Lighthouse Posted 24 July, 2019 Posted 24 July, 2019 TV channels showing the same episode of a show every night for about two weeks. Not even a new show either, a repeat of something which came out 5 years ago.
Ohio Saint Posted 24 July, 2019 Posted 24 July, 2019 People that pronounce hyperbole "hyperbowl". You mean illiterates.
whelk Posted 25 July, 2019 Author Posted 25 July, 2019 That fcking advert where th texts get read. “Coming round for the footie?” Fck off
whelk Posted 25 July, 2019 Author Posted 25 July, 2019 People that pronounce hyperbole "hyperbowl". What about quinoa?
badgerx16 Posted 25 July, 2019 Posted 25 July, 2019 What about quinoa? Who pronounces hyperbole "quinoa" ?
Whitey Grandad Posted 25 July, 2019 Posted 25 July, 2019 What about quinoa? It’s pronounced ‘horsesh1t’
hypochondriac Posted 25 July, 2019 Posted 25 July, 2019 What about quinoa?That's slightly more forgivable because I'd never heard of that word until a bunch of hippies started extolling its virtues a few years back.
hypochondriac Posted 25 July, 2019 Posted 25 July, 2019 Blokes who go toplessOut in force today. Also overweight women in belly tops.
buctootim Posted 28 July, 2019 Posted 28 July, 2019 People who say ‘very unique’ Or 'one of the only'. It's either 'one of' or 'the only'
trousers Posted 29 July, 2019 Posted 29 July, 2019 (edited) Estate agents that call you straight back after you've just sent them a question via email. If I was able to talk on the phone I'd have phoned you in the first place you cretins. Edited 29 July, 2019 by trousers
trousers Posted 29 July, 2019 Posted 29 July, 2019 People that are quick enough to get off the train at Waterloo East but then walk 4-a-breast in front of you at snail's pace up the ramp to Waterloo Main. Cretins.
trousers Posted 29 July, 2019 Posted 29 July, 2019 Whatever end you open a packet of tablets, you'll ALWAYS get the end with the piece of paper (that no-one reads) wrapped over the pills.
Ohio Saint Posted 30 July, 2019 Posted 30 July, 2019 People who get p1ssed up in airports at 8am. You dont like airline pilots then?
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