whelk Posted 19 December, 2024 Author Posted 19 December, 2024 (edited) 3 hours ago, trousers said: #peoplethatgetannoyedbyhashtags 😁 People who say ‘slash’ when referring to an oblique. People who also say ‘hashtag’ it is not the slash itself but example could be “I might catch a cab slash Uber” Edited 19 December, 2024 by whelk
Whitey Grandad Posted 19 December, 2024 Posted 19 December, 2024 6 hours ago, whelk said: People who say ‘slash’ when referring to an oblique. People who also say ‘hashtag’ it is not the slash itself but example could be “I might catch a cab slash Uber” Yeah. Solidus is the correct word I believe. Or instead of a slash they could have a stroke instead.
Holmes_and_Watson Posted 19 December, 2024 Posted 19 December, 2024 5 minutes ago, Whitey Grandad said: Yeah. Solidus is the correct word I believe. Or instead of a slash they could have a stroke instead. I think cab drivers put up with enough without people having a slash or stroking anything off in the back.
badgerx16 Posted 19 December, 2024 Posted 19 December, 2024 (edited) Imagine having a Slash in the back of a taxi Edited 19 December, 2024 by badgerx16
badgerx16 Posted 31 December, 2024 Posted 31 December, 2024 Walking into a shop this morning my wife said "All the Christmas stuff will be off the shelves*, to which I jokingly replied "And the Easter stuff will be in". 3 minutes later we see this
trousers Posted 31 December, 2024 Posted 31 December, 2024 (edited) The plethora of "and now shops are selling Easter stuff" comments at this time of year.... almost as annoying as the tiresome "they're selling christmas stuff...disgraceful!" comments at the end of summer. Edited 31 December, 2024 by trousers
egg Posted 31 December, 2024 Posted 31 December, 2024 3 minutes ago, trousers said: The plethora of "and now shops are selling Easter stuff" comments at this time of year.... almost as annoying as the tiresome "they're selling christmas stuff...disgraceful!" comments at the end of summer. I like getting a creme egg months ahead of schedule.
badgerx16 Posted 31 December, 2024 Posted 31 December, 2024 3 minutes ago, trousers said: The plethora of "and now shops are selling Easter stuff" comments at this time of year.... almost as annoying as the tiresome "they're selling christmas stuff...disgraceful!" comments at the end of summer. They could at least wait to sell Easter 2025 stuff until 2024 is over. 1
hypochondriac Posted 31 December, 2024 Posted 31 December, 2024 When you buy discounted stuff from the supermarket and the little stickers are almost impossible to scan so it takes forever.
trousers Posted 31 December, 2024 Posted 31 December, 2024 12 minutes ago, badgerx16 said: They could at least wait to sell Easter 2025 stuff until 2024 is over. I'm very tempted to go into MLG mode, but I'll refrain...
whelk Posted 31 December, 2024 Author Posted 31 December, 2024 When family members go early on the ‘I’ve indulged enough so now time to go healthy’. Leaving me, who cannot bear any food wastage, to eat all the unhealthy stuff. I’ve tried to find out if mince pies with clotted cream for breakfast has any nutritional benefit 1
Turkish Posted 31 December, 2024 Posted 31 December, 2024 21 minutes ago, whelk said: When family members go early on the ‘I’ve indulged enough so now time to go healthy’. Leaving me, who cannot bear any food wastage, to eat all the unhealthy stuff. I’ve tried to find out if mince pies with clotted cream for breakfast has any nutritional benefit "Only one more day to get through i can stop drinking." WTF? cock.
badgerx16 Posted 31 December, 2024 Posted 31 December, 2024 1 hour ago, trousers said: I'm very tempted to go into MLG mode, but I'll refrain... Very wise. 1
Weston Super Saint Posted 31 December, 2024 Posted 31 December, 2024 3 hours ago, badgerx16 said: Walking into a shop this morning my wife said "All the Christmas stuff will be off the shelves*, to which I jokingly replied "And the Easter stuff will be in". 3 minutes later we see this Enjoy your smarties egg
Holmes_and_Watson Posted 31 December, 2024 Posted 31 December, 2024 6 hours ago, whelk said: When family members go early on the ‘I’ve indulged enough so now time to go healthy’. Leaving me, who cannot bear any food wastage, to eat all the unhealthy stuff. I’ve tried to find out if mince pies with clotted cream for breakfast has any nutritional benefit Only in packs of 6. 🙂
Lighthouse Posted 31 December, 2024 Posted 31 December, 2024 8 hours ago, hypochondriac said: When you buy discounted stuff from the supermarket and the little stickers are almost impossible to scan so it takes forever. I think my diet these days is basically anything with a Club card discount. Green beans and a family sized carrot cake? Sure, why not! 1
hypochondriac Posted 31 December, 2024 Posted 31 December, 2024 6 minutes ago, Lighthouse said: I think my diet these days is basically anything with a Club card discount. Green beans and a family sized carrot cake? Sure, why not! When did supermarkets switch their business model? It seems only a couple of years ago they started removing all discounts from stores and sticking them behind the walls of their loyalty cards.
Saint Billy Posted 31 December, 2024 Posted 31 December, 2024 The amount of infantile gameshows on TV coupled with antique based mindless claptrap. Do people really want this shit dominating their viewing choice.
Winnersaint Posted January 1 Posted January 1 Twats who drive the wrong way round supermarket car parks 1
trousers Posted January 9 Posted January 9 On 06/01/2025 at 21:19, Lighthouse said: The teeth on packets of cling film. I used to have this problem with supermarket brand cling film... switched to Bacofoil brand and.... oh boy... absolute game changer....!
trousers Posted January 9 Posted January 9 Halfwits on Facebook declaring "don't accept any friends requests from me, I've been hacked". No. Your account's been cloned, not hacked. Significant difference.
tdmickey3 Posted January 9 Posted January 9 32 minutes ago, trousers said: I used to have this problem with supermarket brand cling film... switched to Bacofoil brand and.... oh boy... absolute game changer....! Rich mans foil that is 🤑
whelk Posted January 9 Author Posted January 9 1 hour ago, trousers said: I used to have this problem with supermarket brand cling film... switched to Bacofoil brand and.... oh boy... absolute game changer....! I bet you are one of those flash people with an indoor toilet? 1
Whitey Grandad Posted January 9 Posted January 9 6 hours ago, whelk said: I bet you are one of those flash people with an indoor toilet? You mean he pisses in the corner of his living room?
Holmes_and_Watson Posted January 9 Posted January 9 9 hours ago, trousers said: I used to have this problem with supermarket brand cling film... switched to Bacofoil brand and.... oh boy... absolute game changer....! Wow. Do you type your own posts, or simply dictate them to a servant? Brand cling film. I never thought I'd see the day I shared html in such company. Right. I've egged that more than egg visiting an egg factory on Scrambled Eggs for the World Day. When my actual response was to mentally file it away for a future shopping trip. 🙂 1 hour ago, Whitey Grandad said: You mean he pisses in the corner of his living room? H&W: Well, that's where the hole is. Whitey: A hole?! We used to dream of having a hole to take the stench out the room! H&W: A room?!... followed by similar hijinks. 2
trousers Posted January 13 Posted January 13 (edited) The vomit inducing job title: 'Customer Success Manger'* Just f*** right off. Twats. *Typically used in companies that refer to their staff as "colleagues". Idiots. Edited January 13 by trousers 2
Turkish Posted January 15 Posted January 15 On 13/01/2025 at 18:41, trousers said: The vomit inducing job title: 'Customer Success Manger'* Just f*** right off. Twats. *Typically used in companies that refer to their staff as "colleagues". Idiots. We have them and i completely agree.
Turkish Posted January 15 Posted January 15 (edited) When on public transport, usually the train, people talking very loudly on their phones or playing music/videos on their phones very loudly so everyone can hear Having to endure a women talking non stop on her phone very loudly about BUSINESS on the way back, call after call talking shite. Probably the classic comments were "she's older so she wont get pregnant" and "my hair was a mess and i'd been with customers for 4 hours, not seen him for 20 years he looked the same but older" Course he does it's the same fucking person but older. Edited January 15 by Turkish 1 1
whelk Posted January 15 Author Posted January 15 1 minute ago, Turkish said: When on public transport, usually the train, people talking very loudly on their phones or playing music/videos on their phones very loudly so everyone can here. Having to endure a women talking non stop on her phone very loudly about BUSINESS on the way back, call after call talking shite. Probably the classic comments were "she's older so she wont get pregnant" and "my hair was a mess and i'd been with customers for 4 hours, not seen him for 20 years he looked the same but older" Course he does it's the same fucking person but older. Suggest AirpodPros. Music is unforgivable and would give me a Michael Douglas Falling Down moment
Turkish Posted January 15 Posted January 15 2 minutes ago, whelk said: Suggest AirpodPros. Music is unforgivable and would give me a Michael Douglas Falling Down moment Christ she is intolerable, shouting down the phone all the way, i think the guy she saw was an ex boyfriend, not surprised he dumped her, wench.
Holmes_and_Watson Posted January 15 Posted January 15 20 minutes ago, Turkish said: Christ she is intolerable, shouting down the phone all the way, i think the guy she saw was an ex boyfriend, not surprised he dumped her, wench. Meanwhile, on another train, her ex is shouting down a phone at his therapist "Not seen her for 20 years. She looks the same, but older and just as intolerable." 2
Weston Super Saint Posted January 15 Posted January 15 2 hours ago, Turkish said: Christ she is intolerable, shouting down the phone all the way, i think the guy she saw was an ex boyfriend, not surprised he dumped her, wench. Did you make a move? Sounds like she's single 2
Turkish Posted January 15 Posted January 15 1 hour ago, Weston Super Saint said: Did you make a move? Sounds like she's single
Turkish Posted January 16 Posted January 16 TV programs, usually reality TV but also game shows when they talk about how much love and respect they have for another person, love you so much, you're my best friend etc etc. When they've only known the person for a day or two FFS.
AlexLaw76 Posted January 16 Posted January 16 (edited) 41 minutes ago, Turkish said: TV programs, usually reality TV but also game shows when they talk about how much love and respect they have for another person, love you so much, you're my best friend etc etc. When they've only known the person for a day or two FFS. Like the tears shown on Traitors. Whilst some of the tears are part of the act, other times it is not…they have known each other for about 72 hours FFS Edited January 16 by AlexLaw76
Turkish Posted January 29 Posted January 29 hearing people talk about how many calories they've burnt in the gym Have this almost overwhelming desire to butt in and tell them that is why they are still fat, it's wrong on so many levels 1
benjii Posted January 29 Posted January 29 Fuckwits that put dumbbells in the wrong place on the rack. 1
Gloucester Saint Posted January 29 Posted January 29 1 hour ago, Turkish said: hearing people talk about how many calories they've burnt in the gym Have this almost overwhelming desire to butt in and tell them that is why they are still fat, it's wrong on so many levels Some of the treadmills don’t help with that by having a module showing it but I agree it’s about burning fat. As instructors say you can’t tone fat.
Turkish Posted January 29 Posted January 29 50 minutes ago, benjii said: Fuckwits that put dumbbells in the wrong place on the rack. Arm curls in the squat rack FFS 1
Turkish Posted January 29 Posted January 29 43 minutes ago, Gloucester Saint said: Some of the treadmills don’t help with that by having a module showing it but I agree it’s about burning fat. As instructors say you can’t tone fat. Like they’re hamsters on a wheel earning their cheese. People still don’t seem to have worked out that a 30 minute run will only “burn” about 250 calories so it’s much easier to use the gym to get strong and fit and not eat chocolate bar than it is to run for 30 minutes and eat it because you’ve earned it FFS 1
benjii Posted January 29 Posted January 29 When something has a sticky label on but you can't get it off without leaving a sticky plasm behind.
benjii Posted January 29 Posted January 29 3 hours ago, Turkish said: Arm curls in the squat rack FFS Good lord!
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