sadoldgit Posted 2 July, 2024 Posted 2 July, 2024 5 hours ago, whelk said: Political commentators constantly referring to ‘super majority’. Meaningless bollocks in our constitution although I know they all love a new term I don’t recall it being an issue before, so why now? Just a panic knee jerk response by the Tory election machine now picked up by the political commentators?
Weston Super Saint Posted 2 July, 2024 Posted 2 July, 2024 3 hours ago, Fan The Flames said: I would call it an aspiration or ambition tax. Is there aspiration or ambition about a degree in media studies?
badgerx16 Posted 2 July, 2024 Posted 2 July, 2024 49 minutes ago, Weston Super Saint said: Is there aspiration or ambition about a degree in media studies? If you intend to apply for a job requiring a 'degree level qualification' it would help.
Turkish Posted 4 July, 2024 Posted 4 July, 2024 when people ask you what you want, when you say what you want they reply with "of course you can"
Lee On Solent Saint Posted 4 July, 2024 Posted 4 July, 2024 Twats at petrol stations who only fill up with pumps that are on the right side of their petrol caps. Even if it means queing for ten minutes. Knob jockeys. 4
buctootim Posted 4 July, 2024 Posted 4 July, 2024 12 minutes ago, Lee On Solent Saint said: Twats at petrol stations who only fill up with pumps that are on the right side of their petrol caps. Even if it means queing for ten minutes. Knob jockeys. Ive seen people genuinely amazed when Ive pulled up with the cap on the opposite side and they realise the filler hose extends. 1
Whitey Grandad Posted 4 July, 2024 Posted 4 July, 2024 2 hours ago, buctootim said: Ive seen people genuinely amazed when Ive pulled up with the cap on the opposite side and they realise the filler hose extends. We must all do our part to educate the uninformed.
Challenger Posted 4 July, 2024 Posted 4 July, 2024 My wife chewing up the car,s alloy wheels on a petrol pump plinth and moaning that she's got unleaded all down her leg trying to fill on the opposite side of the fuel cap. 1
Colinjb Posted 4 July, 2024 Posted 4 July, 2024 2 minutes ago, Challenger said: My wife chewing up the car,s alloy wheels on a petrol pump plinth and moaning that she's got unleaded all down her leg trying to fill on the opposite side of the fuel cap. Never mind the election, there's the bloodbath..... Those poor wheels.
Fan The Flames Posted 5 July, 2024 Posted 5 July, 2024 People not putting a space between the code and phone number on your email signature. 1
Turkish Posted 5 July, 2024 Posted 5 July, 2024 The top stories thing on sky sports news then something completely pointless like todays Arne Slot says he has big shoes to fill replacing Jurgen Klopp 🤦 1
AlexLaw76 Posted 5 July, 2024 Posted 5 July, 2024 The current Under Armour advert. stop getting football songs wrong! 1
Stripey McStripe Shirt Posted 7 July, 2024 Posted 7 July, 2024 The media being amazed every time a goalkeeper has details of penalty takers on his water bottle, despite the fact that pretty much all keepers have done it for years. 4
revolution saint Posted 8 July, 2024 Posted 8 July, 2024 People who forward on to you a long email trail without any summary of what they want and expect you to trawl through it and decipher what the fuck they're asking for. Lazy stupid cunts. 2
Patrick Bateman Posted 8 July, 2024 Posted 8 July, 2024 "round of 16" When the hell has that become a thing? 1
Patrick Bateman Posted 8 July, 2024 Posted 8 July, 2024 And in the euros when a sub is made ... "player IN" and "player OUT". In and out? It's not ring-a-ring o' roses FFS! OFF and ON. Off the pitch and on the pitch. ARGH. 2
trousers Posted 8 July, 2024 Posted 8 July, 2024 (edited) This f**king shite weather... I've just put the heating on and it's almost the middle of f**king July. Just f**k right off, FFS. Twats. Edited 8 July, 2024 by trousers 1
Challenger Posted 8 July, 2024 Posted 8 July, 2024 4 minutes ago, trousers said: This f**king shite weather... I've just put the heating on and it's almost the middle of f**king July. Just f**k right off, FFS. Twats. Blame that fucking tennis tournament, it's the death knell for decent weather every year.
Whitey Grandad Posted 8 July, 2024 Posted 8 July, 2024 Looks like I chose the right time to spend a few days on the Costa Brava.
Stripey McStripe Shirt Posted 9 July, 2024 Posted 9 July, 2024 17 hours ago, Patrick Bateman said: And in the euros when a sub is made ... "player IN" and "player OUT". In and out? It's not ring-a-ring o' roses FFS! OFF and ON. Off the pitch and on the pitch. ARGH. You're thinking of the Hokey Cokey, not Ring-a-ring O' roses. No need to thank me for the correction. 1
Stripey McStripe Shirt Posted 9 July, 2024 Posted 9 July, 2024 13 hours ago, Whitey Grandad said: Looks like I chose the right time to spend a few days on the Costa Brava. Is that the one near Bargate? Agreed, good place to take some shelter and have a cappuccino. Staying there for a few days seems excessive though. 1
Stripey McStripe Shirt Posted 15 July, 2024 Posted 15 July, 2024 The twattish new trend of painting a red cross on mini roundabouts when England do moderately ok at football. It's made where I live look a right shit hole (more than it usually does). No doubt it won't get repainted white anytime soon so just looks like crap EDL graffiti indefinitely (I should clarify, I have nothing against the St George's cross, but it just looks shit when painted by a bell end with a roller).
Weston Super Saint Posted 15 July, 2024 Posted 15 July, 2024 49 minutes ago, Stripey McStripe Shirt said: The twattish new trend of painting a red cross on mini roundabouts when England do moderately ok at football. It's made where I live look a right shit hole (more than it usually does). No doubt it won't get repainted white anytime soon so just looks like crap EDL graffiti indefinitely (I should clarify, I have nothing against the St George's cross, but it just looks shit when painted by a bell end with a roller). Grab some white paint and a brush. Problem solved.
Turkish Posted 23 July, 2024 Posted 23 July, 2024 Stuff like this. complete rewriting of history. Okay and if we changed the result of 8 games in Saints history we would be double winners, won 4 more FA cups and 2 league cups. It’s nonsense 2
badgerx16 Posted 28 July, 2024 Posted 28 July, 2024 Who let a group of 12 year olds play sround with a graphics program and overlay their efforts on "Today at the Test" ? What is displayed at the edge of the screen is impossible to read, it is just distracting and bloody annoying. A waste of my TV Licence money.
badgerx16 Posted 29 July, 2024 Posted 29 July, 2024 Country File viewers complaining that a farmer featured on the program was thinning his flock and sending some of his ewes to slaughter.
badgerx16 Posted 29 July, 2024 Posted 29 July, 2024 "Japan win the team gymnastics gold for the first time since 2016", so that's one Olympics in between. 1
revolution saint Posted 29 July, 2024 Posted 29 July, 2024 People (mostly sports commentators) adding "years of age". As in Lamine Yamal, just 17 years of age. He's 17. Just say he's 17. That's all that's required. No one is going to mistake it for 17 stone (of weight) or 17 metres (of height). 2
rallyboy Posted 29 July, 2024 Posted 29 July, 2024 It's the same as those smug fuckers who go, "oh, I'm not seventy years old, I'm seventy years young." No you're fucking not, it's a simple concept, don't try to be clever. Same goes for Sam Smith with 'their' insane claim to be a "fisherthem." Ridiculous butchering of language. 2 1
egg Posted 30 July, 2024 Posted 30 July, 2024 9 hours ago, revolution saint said: People (mostly sports commentators) adding "years of age". As in Lamine Yamal, just 17 years of age. He's 17. Just say he's 17. That's all that's required. No one is going to mistake it for 17 stone (of weight) or 17 metres (of height). Good point. I was listening to "not 19 forever" by the courteeners yesterday and it'd sound shit if they made the lyric "you're not 19 years of age forever". I'm very proud that I figured out what the song was about without the added clarification. 1
skintsaint Posted 30 July, 2024 Posted 30 July, 2024 (edited) Twats on the train when they stick their bag on an empty seat, and get the arse when you ask them to move it so you can sit down. P.s hope he is reading this as I type it out next to them... Edited 30 July, 2024 by skintsaint 6 1
whelk Posted 30 July, 2024 Author Posted 30 July, 2024 33 minutes ago, egg said: Good point. I was listening to "not 19 forever" by the courteeners yesterday and it'd sound shit if they made the lyric "you're not 19 years of age forever". I'm very proud that I figured out what the song was about without the added clarification. I still have no idea what Paul Hardcastle’s 19 was about. Could have made it clearer 4
whelk Posted 30 July, 2024 Author Posted 30 July, 2024 10 hours ago, revolution saint said: People (mostly sports commentators) adding "years of age". As in Lamine Yamal, just 17 years of age. He's 17. Just say he's 17. That's all that's required. No one is going to mistake it for 17 stone (of weight) or 17 metres (of height). I am sure I have already posted this in thread before but commentators saying ‘foot race’ in a football match 1
egg Posted 30 July, 2024 Posted 30 July, 2024 1 hour ago, whelk said: I still have no idea what Paul Hardcastle’s 19 was about. Could have made it clearer They were American so it could have been stone to be fair. Or IQ. 1
Turkish Posted 30 July, 2024 Posted 30 July, 2024 People who put pictures of their pets on social media then make up quote by them referring to the poster as their mum or dad. Tragic.
Holmes_and_Watson Posted 30 July, 2024 Posted 30 July, 2024 Mr Paws has read your post, and expressed his displeasure to his mummy and daddy. 3
Raging Bull Posted 31 July, 2024 Posted 31 July, 2024 Watching crap on instagram with the channel owner in the corner, whilst the video is playing, shaking their head or nodding like they’re pulling oil out of the ground - in case you hadn’t figured out that they need you to agree with what they’re posting.
trousers Posted 15 August, 2024 Posted 15 August, 2024 (edited) Exam result days and the inane formulaeic rolling news coverage thereof. Oh look, another year where some teenagers have passed exams and some others haven't. And, wowzers, some even get to go to the universities of their choice, and some don't.... No sh*t Sherlock... Hold the front page! Edited 15 August, 2024 by trousers 2 1
whelk Posted 15 August, 2024 Author Posted 15 August, 2024 6 hours ago, trousers said: Exam result days and the inane formulaeic rolling news coverage thereof. Oh look, another year where some teenagers have passed exams and some others haven't. And, wowzers, some even get to go to the universities of their choice, and some don't.... No sh*t Sherlock... Hold the front page! Couldn’t agree more Trousers. Thank fuck for pause tv 1
Colinjb Posted 17 August, 2024 Posted 17 August, 2024 (edited) Ed Sheeran. Seems a nice bloke, clearly worked hard for his success. Supports and dearly loves his local football club. But, there is just this indefinable thing that irritates me about him. Edited 17 August, 2024 by Colinjb
Sheaf Saint Posted 21 August, 2024 Posted 21 August, 2024 When you're trying to get your bike off the train but the impatient knobheads crowding around the doors on the platform waiting to board won't move out of the way. 1
Stripey McStripe Shirt Posted 21 August, 2024 Posted 21 August, 2024 People who take bikes on trains at rush hour. 1
tdmickey3 Posted 21 August, 2024 Posted 21 August, 2024 Cyclists who think they are the most important everywhere
Turkish Posted 21 August, 2024 Posted 21 August, 2024 On 17/08/2024 at 12:27, Colinjb said: Ed Sheeran. Seems a nice bloke, clearly worked hard for his success. Supports and dearly loves his local football club. But, there is just this indefinable thing that irritates me about him. The science behind anti-redhead prejudice | The Week UK
Sheaf Saint Posted 21 August, 2024 Posted 21 August, 2024 2 hours ago, tdmickey3 said: Cyclists who think they are the most important everywhere Could say exactly the same about motorists really. Seems like every time I ride my bike I have a near miss with some twat who thinks that simply being in a car gives them the right of way. 2
Colinjb Posted 21 August, 2024 Posted 21 August, 2024 44 minutes ago, Turkish said: The science behind anti-redhead prejudice | The Week UK Considering my wife and children's hair colour...... No.
trousers Posted 21 August, 2024 Posted 21 August, 2024 3 hours ago, Sheaf Saint said: When you're trying to get your bike off the train but the impatient knobheads crowding around the doors on the platform waiting to board won't move out of the way. Clatter into the buffoons with your bike and add it to the 'small things that are joyful' thread, surely? 2
Turkish Posted 21 August, 2024 Posted 21 August, 2024 19 minutes ago, Colinjb said: Considering my wife and children's hair colour...... No. boycotting gingers by marrying one?
buctootim Posted 21 August, 2024 Posted 21 August, 2024 2 hours ago, Turkish said: The science behind anti-redhead prejudice | The Week UK I used to be ginge and found it hard to get laid. But since my 30s white hairs have mixed in and now Im genuine blond. It easier now in my 50s than 20s. Bizzarro (but welcome)
hypochondriac Posted 21 August, 2024 Posted 21 August, 2024 3 hours ago, Colinjb said: Considering my wife and children's hair colour...... No. I can't be anti-ginger. My wife's one...
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