whelk Posted May 30 Author Share Posted May 30 Ever thought of going to the shop yourself instead of someone else doing your shopping? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted May 30 Share Posted May 30 31 minutes ago, trousers said: Sainsbury's flawed product substitution policy for deliveries... when I order 450g of gravy for 4 people, I do so because that's the amount of gravy I want.... cue the numpties at Sainsbury's substituting it for 300g of gravy for 3 people. If I wanted gravy for 3 people I'd f***ing order gravy for 3 people, you f***ing imbeciles. Happens all the f***ing time with all sorts of f***ing produce. Twats. Add hot water Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raging Bull Posted May 30 Share Posted May 30 Crocs in the gym. Coupled with shocking form due to ego Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revolution saint Posted May 30 Share Posted May 30 9 minutes ago, Raging Bull said: Crocs in the gym. Don't live in a zoo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted May 30 Share Posted May 30 5 hours ago, whelk said: Ever thought of going to the shop yourself instead of someone else doing your shopping? How's that going to help the unemployment figures...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted May 30 Share Posted May 30 The 567th politician this week to start an answer to a question with: "When I talk to people on the doorstep..." Doorstep, my arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted May 30 Share Posted May 30 10 hours ago, trousers said: Sainsbury's flawed product substitution policy for deliveries... when I order 450g of gravy for 4 people, I do so because that's the amount of gravy I want.... cue the numpties at Sainsbury's substituting it for 300g of gravy for 3 people. If I wanted gravy for 3 people I'd f***ing order gravy for 3 people, you f***ing imbeciles. Happens all the f***ing time with all sorts of f***ing produce. Twats. We once got an orange as a substitute for an orange pepper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted May 30 Share Posted May 30 9 hours ago, whelk said: Ever thought of going to the shop yourself instead of someone else doing your shopping? Maybe Devon is still in quarantine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted May 30 Author Share Posted May 30 4 hours ago, trousers said: How's that going to help the unemployment figures...? If you leave your trolley in a parking bay they have to employ someone to retrieve it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted May 30 Share Posted May 30 7 minutes ago, whelk said: If you leave your trolley in a parking bay they have to employ someone to retrieve it That is a sure fire way to lose a £1 coin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted May 30 Author Share Posted May 30 Just now, badgerx16 said: That is a sure fire way to lose a £1 coin. You clearly don’t get your groceries from Fortnum and Mason Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted May 30 Share Posted May 30 4 minutes ago, whelk said: You clearly don’t get your groceries from Fortnum and Mason No, but I have had afternoon tea there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picard Posted May 31 Share Posted May 31 23 hours ago, trousers said: Sainsbury's flawed product substitution policy for deliveries... when I order 450g of gravy for 4 people, I do so because that's the amount of gravy I want.... cue the numpties at Sainsbury's substituting it for 300g of gravy for 3 people. If I wanted gravy for 3 people I'd f***ing order gravy for 3 people, you f***ing imbeciles. Happens all the f***ing time with all sorts of f***ing produce. Twats. Add a glass of wine then you have your original recipe and gravy for four. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted May 31 Share Posted May 31 14 hours ago, badgerx16 said: No, but I have had afternoon tea there. Any good? Mrs E keeps banging on about it, but I'm gonna need some persuasion to go into town for cake and sarnies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted May 31 Share Posted May 31 9 minutes ago, egg said: Any good? Mrs E keeps banging on about it, but I'm gonna need some persuasion to go into town for cake and sarnies. Yes, but was over 40 years ago so it might have gone downhill in the interim. At the time all the male staff wore tail coats, and there were no tills to be seen; they took your purchase and money into a backroom and returned with the change, receipt, and goods wrapped. Much posher than Harrods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan The Flames Posted May 31 Share Posted May 31 22 hours ago, trousers said: Doorstep my arse. Is this the on right website? What is it, my friend wants to know. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripey McStripe Shirt Posted June 4 Share Posted June 4 Why does my local Tesco Express stock garlic and coriander naan bread and peshwari naan (2 different varieties of each), but not plain naan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted June 4 Share Posted June 4 People who abandon their supermarket trolleys in the middle of the car park. Lazy sods. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadoldgit Posted June 7 Share Posted June 7 I have tried to hold this in for so long, but no longer. Phil Foden’s haircut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Challenger Posted June 7 Share Posted June 7 Birds with that funny shaved at the back hairstyle that looks like a chicken's arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan The Flames Posted June 8 Share Posted June 8 In a queue for food, you're moving along with the queue, you get close to a display case with something in you want, so you step out of the queue to pick it up and the person behind steps into your space and the whole queue moves up. That's annoying enough, but occasionally you are made to feel as though you are pushing in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisPY Posted June 8 Share Posted June 8 US cricket pitches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripey McStripe Shirt Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 "Battle bus" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 13 minutes ago, Stripey McStripe Shirt said: "Battle bus" A great British invention; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tdmickey3 Posted June 12 Share Posted June 12 Rishi Sunak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan The Flames Posted June 12 Share Posted June 12 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan The Flames Posted June 12 Share Posted June 12 Wrong thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted June 12 Share Posted June 12 How far I need to scroll down when entering my year of birth. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted June 12 Share Posted June 12 2 minutes ago, Weston Super Saint said: How far I need to scroll down when entering my year of birth. On most sites it is only for age verification or advertising, so lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted June 12 Share Posted June 12 17 minutes ago, Weston Super Saint said: How far I need to scroll down when entering my year of birth. It’s similar when looking for your country. Is it UK, GB or something else! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted June 12 Author Share Posted June 12 44 minutes ago, Whitey Grandad said: It’s similar when looking for your country. Is it UK, GB or something else! Yeah those Afghanis don’t know how lucky they are 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint francis Posted June 12 Share Posted June 12 Gen Z, Gen X, Boomers, Millennials. Since when did using numbers go out of fashion? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revolution saint Posted June 13 Share Posted June 13 On 12/06/2024 at 15:19, saint francis said: Gen Z, Gen X, Boomers, Millennials. Since when did using numbers go out of fashion? 50M3T1M3 4G0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted June 13 Share Posted June 13 On 12/06/2024 at 15:19, saint francis said: Gen Z, Gen X, Boomers, Millennials. Since when did using numbers go out of fashion? People sharing the same cultural views, aged related, has been a concept since the 19th century. The guy behind the first named generation died around 100 years ago. So your answer is ~100 years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted June 16 Author Share Posted June 16 Newspapers swapping out ‘Great’ with ‘Kate’. Doesn’t work and looks like an error. ‘‘Kate to have you back’ FFS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skintsaint Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 Anticipating a traditional pub Sunday lunch after not having one for so long, only to find out when it arrives on the table it looks like this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Challenger Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 1 hour ago, skintsaint said: Anticipating a traditional pub Sunday lunch after not having one for so long, only to find out when it arrives on the table it looks like this... Ah, pub grub 2024 style . An expensive work of art that leaves you still hungry and not too sure what it was anyway, bastards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted June 18 Share Posted June 18 Fuckwit children riding '2-up' on an electric scooter, on the road, not wearing helmets. Darwin award pending. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted June 21 Share Posted June 21 BT Business - try leaving them - absolute fuckwits of the highest order. Total shambles of a company. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted June 23 Author Share Posted June 23 Bold Mediterranean flies. Have some fucking respect 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted June 24 Share Posted June 24 (edited) Overuse of the word 'star' when describing a bit part actor. If he/she appeared in 2 scenes of a film for a total of 5 minutes, and possibly spoke 1 sentence, then that is not a starring role. Edited June 24 by badgerx16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripey McStripe Shirt Posted June 24 Share Posted June 24 48 minutes ago, badgerx16 said: Overuse of the word 'star' when describing a bit part actor. If he/she appeared in 2 scenes of a film for a total of 5 minutes, and possibly spoke 1 sentence, then that is not a starring role. I played the role of a star in the pre-school nativity once. Not only that, I was the ONLY star in the show. Didn't have any words and just stood at the back of the stage for a bit. Think I also wet myself and tripped over when leaving the stage. Don't you dare downplay my achievements. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted June 24 Share Posted June 24 1 hour ago, Stripey McStripe Shirt said: I played the role of a star in the pre-school nativity once. Not only that, I was the ONLY star in the show. Didn't have any words and just stood at the back of the stage for a bit. Think I also wet myself and tripped over when leaving the stage. Don't you dare downplay my achievements. People talk of nothing else. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted June 24 Share Posted June 24 Air conditioning units at work - what is the point? They sit there all year and when you need the damn things, when you actually bloody need the damn things and need them to work and to do their job, they fail. I mean what is the bloody point? And then we raise a job and some company who was subcontracted by subcontractors of the contractors for my company come along and say nothing can be done for a few bloody Millennia until they get the parts, and then my company provides a fan that is less powerful than a gnat's fart as a replacement. I mean what is the bloody point! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted July 2 Author Share Posted July 2 Political commentators constantly referring to ‘super majority’. Meaningless bollocks in our constitution although I know they all love a new term Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 People who park their cars right next to a junction, half on the pavement, straddling double yellow lines, and think it's OK because they have their blue badge displayed on the dashboard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 Numbskulls that use the incorrect abbreviation for 'et cetera' (i.e. ect instead of etc). Get back to school you thick twats! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 (edited) Thick graduates that view student finance as a traditional "debt" when in fact it's effectively a graduate tax for above average wage earners. If you're going to call the withdrawal of the 'spare bedroom rebate' a tax then at least use similar logic for student 'loans'.... Twats. Edited July 2 by trousers 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raging Bull Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 (edited) Think twats and thick graduates Because I don’t want to upset @trousersnow he’s finally got off the fence about something xx Edited July 2 by Raging Bull Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan The Flames Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 57 minutes ago, trousers said: Thick graduates that view student finance as a traditional "debt" when in fact it's effectively a graduate tax for above average wage earners. If you're going to call the withdrawal of the 'spare bedroom rebate' a tax then at least use similar logic for student 'loans'.... Twats. I would call it an aspiration or ambition tax. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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