trousers Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 20 minutes ago, Sheaf Saint said: People who consistently say "hundred percent" instead of just saying "yes". 110% this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted February 14 Author Share Posted February 14 45 minutes ago, Sheaf Saint said: People who consistently say "hundred percent" instead of just saying "yes". Guilty. Also caught myself saying ‘I was super busy’ so now am wearing sackcloth for a month as my own penance 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 The Apprentice. But in particular how the phones goes at 5am and they are apparently all in bed and have 20 minutes to get ready before the cars arrive. Yet they are always ready, always immaculate, womens hair and make up perfectly done. No chance 8 women all get ready in that time 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted February 16 Author Share Posted February 16 7 hours ago, Turkish said: The Apprentice. But in particular how the phones goes at 5am and they are apparently all in bed and have 20 minutes to get ready before the cars arrive. Yet they are always ready, always immaculate, womens hair and make up perfectly done. No chance 8 women all get ready in that time And you never see anyone masturbating so clearly staged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 3 hours ago, whelk said: And you never see anyone masturbating so clearly staged. Nor snorting coke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holmes_and_Watson Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 13 hours ago, whelk said: And you never see anyone masturbating so clearly staged. 10 hours ago, badgerx16 said: Nor snorting coke. Surely part of the car journey? #timemanagement Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 1 minute ago, Holmes_and_Watson said: Surely part of the car journey? #timemanagement But you never see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 2 fields across from our back garden lives a cockerel, at midnight last night the bastard started crowing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 16 minutes ago, badgerx16 said: 2 fields across from our back garden lives a cockerel, at midnight last night the bastard started crowing. Buy it a clock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 2 hours ago, badgerx16 said: 2 fields across from our back garden lives a cockerel, at midnight last night the bastard started crowing. Is it called Glen? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted February 19 Author Share Posted February 19 3 hours ago, badgerx16 said: 2 fields across from our back garden lives a cockerel, at midnight last night the bastard started crowing. Jet lagged? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 On 16/02/2024 at 05:41, whelk said: And you never see anyone masturbating so clearly staged. On 16/02/2024 at 08:51, badgerx16 said: Nor snorting coke. On 16/02/2024 at 18:53, Holmes_and_Watson said: Surely part of the car journey? #timemanagement For really effective time management you need to delegate the masturbation another team member. Id probably retain project manager on the coke though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tdmickey3 Posted February 28 Share Posted February 28 (edited) Fucking potholes. The road has about 30 pot holes on it in the space of half a mile and when they actually bother to fill some in they only fill some of them its not the deep ones....clueless Edited February 28 by tdmickey3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted February 28 Share Posted February 28 Lumpy gravy. No excuses. Sieve it if you must, but don't serve it with lumps. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted February 28 Share Posted February 28 1 hour ago, egg said: Lumpy gravy. No excuses. Sieve it if you must, but don't serve it with lumps. But how else would you get your daily exercise? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holmes_and_Watson Posted February 28 Share Posted February 28 1 hour ago, tdmickey3 said: Fucking potholes. The road has about 30 pot holes on it in the space of half a mile and when they actually bother to fill some in they only fill some of them its not the deep ones....clueless 1 hour ago, egg said: Lumpy gravy. No excuses. Sieve it if you must, but don't serve it with lumps. Surely there has to be a way of using gravy lumps to fill the potholes effectively? What is science for, if not for this!? 🙂 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raging Bull Posted February 28 Share Posted February 28 2 hours ago, tdmickey3 said: Fucking potholes. So that half wit, balls deep in the middle of the road was you? sounds like you are struggling with your sex life. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripey McStripe Shirt Posted February 28 Share Posted February 28 "Klopp's kids". Fuck, the fucking, fuck off. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted February 28 Author Share Posted February 28 45 minutes ago, Stripey McStripe Shirt said: "Klopp's kids". Fuck, the fucking, fuck off. Off topic fucko Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted March 3 Share Posted March 3 Why on the animated credits for the BBC coverage of the World Indoor Athletics Championships do they have images of the javelin, hammer, and discus - 3 events that are not taking place ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skintsaint Posted March 7 Share Posted March 7 The fact multipack tins of soup all come in the same flavour, why can't they mix them so each day you can have a different taste. 4 days in a row I've had cream of Chicken 😶 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted March 7 Share Posted March 7 14 minutes ago, skintsaint said: The fact multipack tins of soup all come in the same flavour, why can't they mix them so each day you can have a different taste. 4 days in a row I've had cream of Chicken 😶 Buy four different multipacks? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted March 7 Share Posted March 7 5 minutes ago, Whitey Grandad said: Buy four different multipacks? See username.... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted March 9 Share Posted March 9 Octopus energy ads on the radio. No one in history has ever been that enthusiastic about their energy supplier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winnersaint Posted March 9 Share Posted March 9 Health related news site internet clickbait. You know the sort of thing , Three signs to look out for indicating that you may have cancer/heart disease etc. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted March 16 Author Share Posted March 16 People who talk about ‘being present’ or ‘in the moment’ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan The Flames Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 On 09/03/2024 at 20:02, Weston Super Saint said: Octopus energy ads on the radio. No one in history has ever been that enthusiastic about their energy supplier. I will be when Starmer launches GB Energy, just waiting to sign up 🚩 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamesaint Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 People who say "At this moment in time" Instead of "Now" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 15 minutes ago, Fan The Flames said: I will be when Starmer launches GB Energy, just waiting to sign up 🚩 It certainly sounds terrific. UK will be energy independent in 6 years including energy from waves (although I'm not sure that's going to happen in such a short space of time, they've been talking about a Severn barrage for over 20 years now and still haven't even come up with a design!). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 Instagram ads like this. How do they know?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan The Flames Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 9 minutes ago, The Cat said: Instagram ads like this. How do they know?! Your phone is watching you shower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 44 minutes ago, Fan The Flames said: Your phone is watching you shower. My new Only Fans account is doing quite well. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 39 minutes ago, The Cat said: My new Only Fans account is doing quite well. Catfishing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holmes_and_Watson Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 Quite enjoying the bandana there. Never worn one myself. Maybe aged 47 it's time to mix up my headwear and embrace some change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holmes_and_Watson Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 7 minutes ago, The Cat said: Quite enjoying the bandana there. Never worn one myself. Maybe aged 47 it's time to mix up my headwear and embrace some change. That's not your channel?! Oh great, I'm now a premium member of Only Cats (which I'd have thought would be you as well.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 8 minutes ago, Holmes_and_Watson said: That's not your channel?! Oh great, I'm now a premium member of Only Cats (which I'd have thought would be you as well.) Only Cats is a secret sideline. Premium members get exclusive content. Check your private messages for more details. Payment accepted in bitcoin or rubles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 David Sullivan saying that if a Football Regulator is brought in "Anything to water down our income will make us less competitive. We may cease to be the top league so they may ruin an asset that we have." The PL is far and away the richest league in the World, estimated to have twice the turnover of the next richest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holmes_and_Watson Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 Marketing bollocks from Nike over the England shirt. 'Nike described the redesigned flag as "a playful update to the cross of St George" which "appears on the collar to unite and inspire". A Nike spokesperson told media outlets: "The England 2024 Home kit disrupts history with a modern take on a classic.' Looking forward to all their shirts having a playful update on their own logo. A silhouette of a child in a sweatshop perhaps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skintsaint Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 7 hours ago, Holmes_and_Watson said: Marketing bollocks from Nike over the England shirt. 'Nike described the redesigned flag as "a playful update to the cross of St George" which "appears on the collar to unite and inspire". A Nike spokesperson told media outlets: "The England 2024 Home kit disrupts history with a modern take on a classic.' Looking forward to all their shirts having a playful update on their own logo. A silhouette of a child in a sweatshop perhaps. Nike says its embracing the colours of the WC66 training kit. So random. Although saw on TV people being asked about it they say its promoting multiculturalism....eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 12 minutes ago, skintsaint said: Nike says its embracing the colours of the WC66 training kit. So random. Although saw on TV people being asked about it they say its promoting multiculturalism....eh? Wasn't the 1966 kit black and white - certainly looks like it on all the old clips I've seen. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 Personalised number plates. Nothing quite says I’m a bellend than paying a fortune for a few random letters and numbers thrown together which vaguely resemble your name which will be seen by thousands of people who don’t know who you are 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted March 23 Author Share Posted March 23 Footballers covering their mouths when talking. Like they are saying anything of interest 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 6 hours ago, Turkish said: Personalised number plates. Nothing quite says I’m a bellend than paying a fortune for a few random letters and numbers thrown together which vaguely resemble your name which will be seen by thousands of people who don’t know who you are No coincidence that a lot of the biggest dickhead drivers have personalised plates. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted March 28 Author Share Posted March 28 Referring to the PL as ‘The Prem’ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Behind Enemy Lines Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 5 hours ago, whelk said: Referring to the PL as ‘The Prem’ Or, The Premiership, like some do on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revolution saint Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 Fat cunts who overflow into the seat next to them. Either stop eating or buy two seats. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 Scotsmen writing 'A' instead of 'I' when typing in the first person. You've literally misspelled a one letter word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 On 16/03/2024 at 12:16, Weston Super Saint said: It certainly sounds terrific. UK will be energy independent in 6 years including energy from waves (although I'm not sure that's going to happen in such a short space of time, they've been talking about a Severn barrage for over 20 years now and still haven't even come up with a design!). Good - but cant see wave energy ever becoming viable, the maintenance costs are too high. Moving parts, submerged, salt water, sand /grit and electricity are all things that dont go well together Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted March 30 Share Posted March 30 8 hours ago, buctootim said: Good - but cant see wave energy ever becoming viable, the maintenance costs are too high. Moving parts, submerged, salt water, sand /grit and electricity are all things that dont go well together Perhaps not wave power, but tidal generation is used in several countries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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