The small things in life that annoy you

[Whitey Grandad]

20 minutes ago, Fan The Flames said:

McDonald's forgetting to give you the dip with cheese dippers.

#lifechanging

[Fan The Flames]

1 hour ago, Whitey Grandad said:

#lifechanging

You need to re-read the title of this thread pal.

[Whitey Grandad]

9 minutes ago, Fan The Flames said:

You need to re-read the title of this thread pal.

#sarcasm

[Fan The Flames]

Sarcasm 

[whelk]

4 hours ago, Holmes_and_Watson said:

"pressers" instead of "press conference" 🙂

Yes it annoys Trousers too

[trousers]

People that remember things that annoy me 

Edited 29 November, 2023 by trousers

[notnowcato]

Trouser pressers. Always flatter to deceive with their pathetic crease. 

[Holmes_and_Watson]

2 hours ago, notnowcato said:

Trouser pressers. Always flatter to deceive with their pathetic crease. 

Puns 🙂

[Whitey Grandad]

11 hours ago, Fan The Flames said:

Sarcasm 

People who can’t spot sarcasm.

[trousers]

The f***ing inordinate amount of time it takes for some minion and/or shite computer software to display a page in a document on the screen in the Covid enquiry. Jesus Christ. 

Edited 29 November, 2023 by trousers

[whelk]

May have posted this before but fat fuckers waddling around Costco. Even worse are the ones that start eating before they reach their car. Horrible place when busy but Friday morning?  Why is no cunt working?

 

[The Kraken]

16 minutes ago, whelk said:

May have posted this before but fat fuckers waddling around Costco. Even worse are the ones that start eating before they reach their car. Horrible place when busy but Friday morning?  Why is no cunt working?

 

The queues for the food stand in there are absolutely incredible 🤣

[Tamesaint]

1 hour ago, whelk said:

May have posted this before but fat fuckers waddling around Costco. Even worse are the ones that start eating before they reach their car. Horrible place when busy but Friday morning?  Why is no cunt working?

 

Do you work for Costa? 

[egg]

2 hours ago, whelk said:

May have posted this before but fat fuckers waddling around Costco. Even worse are the ones that start eating before they reach their car. Horrible place when busy but Friday morning?  Why is no cunt working?

 

The "work from home" crowd seem to think Friday is the new Saturday and flock to Costco for the samples, shit food and fuel. 

[whelk]

1 hour ago, Tamesaint said:

Do you work for Costa? 

Strange question 

[Weston Super Saint]

2 hours ago, Tamesaint said:

Do you work for Costa? 

And is moonlighting in COSTCO?

[Turkish]

Journaling. Anyone do this? Fuck me, all these people saying how great it is to journal every day. Basically spending time each morning writing down how great your life is to make you feel better about yourself. Self indulgent clap trap.

[revolution saint]

1 hour ago, Turkish said:

Journaling. Anyone do this? Fuck me, all these people saying how great it is to journal every day. Basically spending time each morning writing down how great your life is to make you feel better about yourself. Self indulgent clap trap.

Tell that to Anne Frank

[Turkish]

2 minutes ago, revolution saint said:

Tell that to Anne Frank

You mean the diary of Anne Frank. That’s part of the points, it’s a diary. It’s been done for centuries. It’s not some amazing new thing that has suddenly been invented by life coaches to charge you a fortune to make your crap life wonderful  

 

[whelk]

2 hours ago, Turkish said:

Journaling. Anyone do this? Fuck me, all these people saying how great it is to journal every day. Basically spending time each morning writing down how great your life is to make you feel better about yourself. Self indulgent clap trap.

I read back my Saintsweb posts each day and then repeat my mantra ‘whelk you clever bastard you can conquer all’  Helps me

[Winnersaint]

Illegal e-bikes and e-scooters that have been doctored usually ridden by scumbags in grey trackies and black duvet jacket with a hoodie underneath.

 

[badgerx16]

How long, in reality, is Black Friday ?

[Weston Super Saint]

I rated my Evri driver (very good, because he is and has been doing it for years), but the website popped up a message informing me that my feedback was being submitted for consideration!

I assume the 'consideration' is that anything bad won't make the grade!  Pointless.

[trousers]

'Celebrities' on House of Games who explain away their ineptitude by declaring they're "not competitive"... well, don't f**king go on a quiz show then, you f**king idoitic twats.

[whelk]

2 minutes ago, trousers said:

'Celebrities' on House of Games who explain away their ineptitude by declaring they're "not competitive"... well, don't f**king go on a quiz show then, you f**king idoitic twats.

You know it is light hearted fun entertainment?

[trousers]

3 minutes ago, whelk said:

You know it is light hearted fun entertainment?

A bit like soccer...? 

[whelk]

13 minutes ago, trousers said:

A bit like soccer...? 

You need to watch Only Connect. Serious ‘quizzers’

[andypen]

15 minutes ago, whelk said:

You need to watch Only Connect. Serious ‘quizzers’

I admit to watching this on occasion, each time in a state of complete and utter bafflement.

[whelk]

42 minutes ago, andypen said:

I admit to watching this on occasion, each time in a state of complete and utter bafflement.

I normally watch it just for Victoria Coren’s tits. Magnificent things 

[Turkish]

8 hours ago, badgerx16 said:

How long, in reality, is Black Friday ?

Never mind that when is white Friday?

[Turkish]

2 hours ago, whelk said:

I normally watch it just for Victoria Coren’s tits. Magnificent things 

There is something about the name Victoria 

Vicky = council estate slapper

victoria = posh filth

Edited 7 December, 2023 by Turkish

[Stripey McStripe Shirt]

People who send personalised Christmas cards with pictures of themselves/family on.

Just had one which had 6 different photos. One of the couple that sent it, and 5 of their daughter (and son in law). I don't mind putting a Christmas card on my window sill/mantle piece but what the fuck makes people think I want to look at a picture of them for a month?

[farawaysaint]

35 minutes ago, Stripey McStripe Shirt said:

People who send personalised Christmas cards with pictures of themselves/family on.

Just had one which had 6 different photos. One of the couple that sent it, and 5 of their daughter (and son in law). I don't mind putting a Christmas card on my window sill/mantle piece but what the fuck makes people think I want to look at a picture of them for a month?

You keep your Christmas cards up for a month? Feck me I'm a miserable bell-end apparently. 

[Whitey Grandad]

56 minutes ago, Stripey McStripe Shirt said:

People who send personalised Christmas cards with pictures of themselves/family on.

Just had one which had 6 different photos. One of the couple that sent it, and 5 of their daughter (and son in law). I don't mind putting a Christmas card on my window sill/mantle piece but what the fuck makes people think I want to look at a picture of them for a month?

Also those who feel that they have to write a report about everything they’ve done and everywhere they’ve gone over the past year. 
 

Who gives a toss?

[Stripey McStripe Shirt]

5 hours ago, farawaysaint said:

You keep your Christmas cards up for a month? Feck me I'm a miserable bell-end apparently. 

A month is probably a slight exaggeration, but it's not that uncommon to get some cards early December. And I'd assumed it was fairly standard practice to leave them up til at least new year.

Don't feel bad about being a miserable bell-end. Perhaps I'm just overly jolly.

[Tamesaint]

5 hours ago, Whitey Grandad said:

Also those who feel that they have to write a report about everything they’ve done and everywhere they’ve gone over the past year. 
 

Who gives a toss?

Some people have  weird priorities in what they consider to be "news". We get a letter each year from acquaintances which follows the same format. The 2 kids write their bit, he writes his bit and then the wife writes hers. A few years ago we learnt all about the dog's skin condition, the new tent that they had bought and the kid's swimming lessons before gettng to "Tina's bit " where she informed us that she had  been  diagnosed with breast cancer and was undergoing extensive chemo - a little more important than Goldie's flea problem!! 

[stknowle]

8 hours ago, Stripey McStripe Shirt said:

People who send personalised Christmas cards with pictures of themselves/family on.

Just had one which had 6 different photos. One of the couple that sent it, and 5 of their daughter (and son in law). I don't mind putting a Christmas card on my window sill/mantle piece but what the fuck makes people think I want to look at a picture of them for a month?

When friends of mine got married they sent the guests BIG framed portrait photos of themselves taken on the big day, presumably expecting people to actually display them in their houses. Fuck me. 

[trousers]

Thieving ****s that take a minus offer on The Chase after getting £7k in their cash builder then romp home with 3 to spare versus the chaser. Utter despicable lowlife ****s. 

Edited 12 December, 2023 by trousers

[Weston Super Saint]

29 minutes ago, trousers said:

Thieving ****s that take a minus offer on The Chase after getting £7k in their cash builder then romp home with 3 to spare versus the chaser. Utter despicable lowlife ****s. 

It's OK, they aren't real people, it's just telly.

[Stripey McStripe Shirt]

Edgy people with fantastic personalities that play "Whamageddon".

[badgerx16]

Americans using "a bunch" to represent a quantity of anything/everything; my wife is currently watching a baking program on which somebody has added '"a bunch" of sugar to their cake mix.

[Fan The Flames]

1 hour ago, badgerx16 said:

Americans using "a bunch" to represent a quantity of anything/everything; my wife is currently watching a baking program on which somebody has added '"a bunch" of sugar to their cake mix.

I guess we baffle them at times as well, knob.

[Holmes_and_Watson]

3 hours ago, Fan The Flames said:

I guess we baffle them at times as well, knob.

Wasn't sure if the confusing baking terms were continuing with "a knob of butter" or if it was an insult. 🙂

[Fan The Flames]

6 hours ago, Holmes_and_Watson said:

Wasn't sure if the confusing baking terms were continuing with "a knob of butter" or if it was an insult. 🙂

For the avoidance of doubt, It was another confusing baking term 😁

[badgerx16]

News items referring to actors by referencing one item in their list of appearances; Generally their career is reduced to "The. Harry Potter actor" or "The Game of Thrones star", particularly the latter when it is somebody who was seen in one episode.

Edited 14 December, 2023 by badgerx16

[rallyboy]

When did it become okay to drive a shopping trolley around town?

As they chose to go shopping it can't have been a surprise to discover they had shit to carry home - take a bag you lazy fuckers, and stop dumping trolleys everywhere.

No wonder some of them don't drive well, they've done the housing estate Dakar.

 

[whelk]

Hearing ‘you’re haggard’ in Fairytale of New York

[whelk]

3 minutes ago, rallyboy said:

When did it become okay to drive a shopping trolley around town?

As they chose to go shopping it can't have been a surprise to discover they had shit to carry home - take a bag you lazy fuckers, and stop dumping trolleys everywhere.

No wonder some of them don't drive well, they've done the housing estate Dakar.

 

As bad are the lazy fuckers who leave their trolley in a parking bay.

[AlexLaw76]

Celebrity special of a game show (like Tipping Point Lucky Stars) and the audience are more 'rowdy' during the contest.

 

[trousers]

When politicians trot out the hackneyed line: "When I talk to people on the doorstep..."

Translation: "I'm just about to make something up whilst pretending it came from one of my constituents"

Twats.

Edited 19 December, 2023 by trousers