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13 minutes ago, Sheaf Saint said:

And your problem with it is?

Can you make sure you print that off and stick it on your door Tuesday night so before you answer the 50 time it gets knocked you remind yourself of every single possible condition any of the children might have, most won’t 
 

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16 minutes ago, Holmes_and_Watson said:

I have one on my door providing reasons for the bear traps and spiked pits. I'm sure they will understand. 🙂

We have 3 dogs. The "treat" is that we will give those that knock on our door a head start to get back out of the gate, the "trick" being I might be lying about the head start.

( The dogs just want to play, but with one being a Deerhound and another is a Newfoundland, their size and bark are the things you notice ).

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Pretty decent system round at mine which has worked for many years.  If your outside light is on and you put a pumpkin on your doorstep, you get knocked. Don’t do that and you pretty much get left alone. On the rare occasions this doesn’t work, as Weston says, just don’t answer the door.

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16 minutes ago, The Kraken said:

Pretty decent system round at mine which has worked for many years.  If your outside light is on and you put a pumpkin on your doorstep, you get knocked. Don’t do that and you pretty much get left alone. On the rare occasions this doesn’t work, as Weston says, just don’t answer the door.

Maybe the kids who don’t knock on the door have social disorders? You sick fuck not supporting them 

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23 hours ago, Turkish said:

Saw this on a local schools Facebook page 🙄

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I like the bottom one, I’m going to go trick or treating at 38 years old and claim I’m developmentally delayed. It’ll be like that episode of bottom with the cattle prod.

 

Back to the topic of things that annoy you - people that don’t take a towel to the gym to wipe down equipment after use. Dirty bastards.

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5 hours ago, bpsaint said:

I like the bottom one, I’m going to go trick or treating at 38 years old and claim I’m developmentally delayed. It’ll be like that episode of bottom with the cattle prod.

 

Back to the topic of things that annoy you - people that don’t take a towel to the gym to wipe down equipment after use. Dirty bastards.

Those people are less annoying than the fuckwits that just loiter around on/with some equipment for ages doing fuck all.

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14 minutes ago, benjii said:

Those people are less annoying than the fuckwits that just loiter around on/with some equipment for ages doing fuck all.

Yep. And they're almost as annoying as the idiots who don't put their weights back, or drag a bench half across the other side of the gym and leave it there. 

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5 minutes ago, Turkish said:

Yes was doing those as part of a program when I was doing some accessory work to improve pulls up 👍

Great to do between flat bench sets, especially in german volume training. 10 sets of 10 reps...flat bench, straight to supine rows 30 sets break. Repeat X 10. Anyways, I digress. 

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6 hours ago, bpsaint said:

I like the bottom one, I’m going to go trick or treating at 38 years old and claim I’m developmentally delayed. It’ll be like that episode of bottom with the cattle prod.

 

Back to the topic of things that annoy you - people that don’t take a towel to the gym to wipe down equipment after use. Dirty bastards.

A 38-year old trick or treating, telling people about bottoms and cattle prods should raise no concerns. I'd keep that poster prominantly displayed though, just in case. 🙂

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11 minutes ago, trousers said:

People that go to gyms (full stop)

There is some truth in this to be fair. There are three type of people at gyms, the posers who go there to look good and admire themselves in the mirror. The idiots who go to lose weight and then the small percentage of people who are there to actually get fitter and stronger, they’re alright. 

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34 minutes ago, Turkish said:

There is some truth in this to be fair. There are three type of people at gyms, the posers who go there to look good and admire themselves in the mirror. The idiots who go to lose weight and then the small percentage of people who are there to actually get fitter and stronger, they’re alright. 

and the people who join in January and stop going in early February.

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45 minutes ago, badgerx16 said:

Newsreaders on BBC radio who are to lazy, or thick, to learn how to pronounce names correctly. Last night on R5 storm Ciaràn was called "Kye-a-ron".

Any regional accents on the continuity announcers. Pfffft

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