Manuel Posted 30 January, 2023 Share Posted 30 January, 2023 Worse, she made a comedy sketch about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 30 January, 2023 Share Posted 30 January, 2023 6 minutes ago, Manuel said: Worse, she made a comedy sketch about it. I'm guessing it wasn't very long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manuel Posted 30 January, 2023 Share Posted 30 January, 2023 It wasn't, but it's what you do with it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SotonianWill Posted 31 January, 2023 Share Posted 31 January, 2023 head and shoulders adverts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 31 January, 2023 Share Posted 31 January, 2023 1 hour ago, SotonianWill said: head and shoulders adverts It's good for getting rid of alien life forms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 31 January, 2023 Author Share Posted 31 January, 2023 ‘Breaking News’ being something that isn’t going to happen and you weren’t aware otherwise eg Jack Harrison not going to Leicester, King Charles will not get his old chap out at a public event today etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloggy saint Posted 31 January, 2023 Share Posted 31 January, 2023 The interminable pauses between saying 'And the winner is' and actually announcing the winner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLaw76 Posted 31 January, 2023 Share Posted 31 January, 2023 Big Brother - it is coming back An annoying thing about that show is how the contestants talk about 'their journey' ffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 31 January, 2023 Share Posted 31 January, 2023 31 minutes ago, AlexLaw76 said: Big Brother - it is coming back An annoying thing about that show is how the contestants talk about 'their journey' ffs Up the ramp / steps, through the door? Doesn't seem too tricky, although I'm not sure they've ever had a disabled person attempt it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tdmickey3 Posted 31 January, 2023 Share Posted 31 January, 2023 1 hour ago, AlexLaw76 said: Big Brother - it is coming back An annoying thing about that show is how the contestants talk about 'their journey' ffs I bet you post about it on here in the coming days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 11 February, 2023 Share Posted 11 February, 2023 8 miles South of our house search teams are looking for Nicola Bulley, who has been missing for 2 weeks. Police have had to issue 2 Dispersal Orders to large numbers of people going to the village to take selfies and record SM video clips. Why do these people feel the need to do this ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 11 February, 2023 Share Posted 11 February, 2023 4 minutes ago, badgerx16 said: 8 miles South of our house search teams are looking for Nicola Bulley, who has been missing for 2 weeks. Police have had to issue 2 Dispersal Orders to large numbers of people going to the village to take selfies and record SM video clips. Why do these people feel the need to do this ? It's only 8 miles away, pop down and ask them 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 11 February, 2023 Share Posted 11 February, 2023 6 minutes ago, Weston Super Saint said: It's only 8 miles away, pop down and ask them St Michael's is my usual route home after riding over the Trough of Bowland or through Longridge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toadhall Saint Posted 11 February, 2023 Share Posted 11 February, 2023 2 hours ago, badgerx16 said: 8 miles South of our house search teams are looking for Nicola Bulley, who has been missing for 2 weeks. Police have had to issue 2 Dispersal Orders to large numbers of people going to the village to take selfies and record SM video clips. Why do these people feel the need to do this ? Certainly strange behaviour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 16 February, 2023 Share Posted 16 February, 2023 Small things that seriously annoy me - Ant and Dec. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 18 February, 2023 Share Posted 18 February, 2023 Thick twats that wait by the petrol pump for their partner to do their weekly shopping rather than move out of the way so that I can fill my car up. Twats. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 18 February, 2023 Share Posted 18 February, 2023 On 31/01/2023 at 17:30, AlexLaw76 said: Big Brother - it is coming back An annoying thing about that show is how the contestants talk about 'their journey' ffs The thing about big brother is the first one was actually quite interesting. Take a load of people from different walks of like and see how they get on. the longer it went on the bigger freak show it became with them seemingly wanting more and more outrageous “characters” every series. It just became pathetic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLaw76 Posted 18 February, 2023 Share Posted 18 February, 2023 13 minutes ago, Turkish said: The thing about big brother is the first one was actually quite interesting. Take a load of people from different walks of like and see how they get on. the longer it went on the bigger freak show it became with them seemingly wanting more and more outrageous “characters” every series. It just became pathetic. Will be full of men telling us about their journey to pregnancy. Probably a Somalian and a Ukranian, solving racist britain's issues Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 18 February, 2023 Share Posted 18 February, 2023 14 minutes ago, AlexLaw76 said: Will be full of men telling us about their journey to pregnancy. Probably a Somalian and a Ukranian, solving racist britain's issues Yeah you can only imagine how bad the new one will be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 18 February, 2023 Share Posted 18 February, 2023 People with backpacks who swing round and clobber everything and everybody within range. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 19 February, 2023 Share Posted 19 February, 2023 The phrase ‘housebarrassed’. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 19 February, 2023 Share Posted 19 February, 2023 (edited) 23 hours ago, Turkish said: The thing about big brother is the first one was actually quite interesting. Take a load of people from different walks of like and see how they get on. Yep, and this is why the recent first series of 'The Traitors' worked relatively well. No doubt they'll dumb it down for the subsequent series... Edited 19 February, 2023 by trousers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 19 February, 2023 Share Posted 19 February, 2023 Diamond cut alloy wheels. Fragile, soft and incapable of lasting. Total style over substance. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 20 February, 2023 Share Posted 20 February, 2023 F*** me.... There's always a large quota of thick people that pitch up on TV quiz shows but ITV's 'Lingo' attracts a whole new level of imbeciles. Don't f***ing apply to go on a TV quiz show if you're as thick as mince, FFS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 20 February, 2023 Share Posted 20 February, 2023 38 minutes ago, trousers said: F*** me.... There's always a large quota of thick people that pitch up on TV quiz shows but ITV's 'Lingo' attracts a whole new level of imbeciles. Don't f***ing apply to go on a TV quiz show if you're as thick as mince, FFS. They set the standard of contestant to that of their expected audience 😉 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 20 February, 2023 Share Posted 20 February, 2023 On 19/02/2023 at 09:00, Lighthouse said: The phrase ‘housebarrassed’. Never heard that until now. Who says it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 20 February, 2023 Share Posted 20 February, 2023 3 hours ago, trousers said: F*** me.... There's always a large quota of thick people that pitch up on TV quiz shows but ITV's 'Lingo' attracts a whole new level of imbeciles. Don't f***ing apply to go on a TV quiz show if you're as thick as mince, FFS. Nah, we need those morons to fill up the Dumb Britain section of Private Eye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 20 February, 2023 Share Posted 20 February, 2023 2 hours ago, badgerx16 said: They set the standard of contestant to that of their expected audience 😉 A bit like the Saintsweb Forum membership criteria then... ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 20 February, 2023 Share Posted 20 February, 2023 1 hour ago, trousers said: A bit like the Saintsweb Forum membership criteria then... ? Nah. We just save the special posts for when we know you are looking 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 26 February, 2023 Share Posted 26 February, 2023 The lunatics on Gumtree, I’ve literally had the exact same exchange with five people this week: "Hello, is this still available?" "Hi, yes it’s available." Never hear from them again. I’m sorry, I didn’t realise that was a pub quiz question, I thought you wanted to buy it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 26 February, 2023 Author Share Posted 26 February, 2023 2 hours ago, Lighthouse said: The lunatics on Gumtree, I’ve literally had the exact same exchange with five people this week: "Hello, is this still available?" "Hi, yes it’s available." Never hear from them again. I’m sorry, I didn’t realise that was a pub quiz question, I thought you wanted to buy it. Was it a Saintsweb account? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 26 February, 2023 Share Posted 26 February, 2023 2 minutes ago, whelk said: Was it a Saintsweb account? Unbelievable Jeff's.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manuel Posted 1 March, 2023 Share Posted 1 March, 2023 Honey, we're selling the house! Why's that Handsome, you always said we'd never move again. Because Radford Estate Agents have just put a leaflet through my door. They have an award winning service, over 60 years of experience and for every property instructed they will put us into a prize draw for a weekend away. First I need to arrange to have all the double glazing, soffits, fascias and guttering replaced. DG Direct have been to the door. They have an extensive range of styles and colours and are offering 20% off with affordable payment plans. I didn't know I needed any of these things. How can I have been so blind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 1 March, 2023 Share Posted 1 March, 2023 I got a leaflet for pizza hut delivery yesterday 😎 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southner Posted 1 March, 2023 Share Posted 1 March, 2023 13 hours ago, Manuel said: Honey, we're selling the house! Why's that Handsome, you always said we'd never move again. Because Radford Estate Agents have just put a leaflet through my door. They have an award winning service, over 60 years of experience and for every property instructed they will put us into a prize draw for a weekend away. First I need to arrange to have all the double glazing, soffits, fascias and guttering replaced. DG Direct have been to the door. They have an extensive range of styles and colours and are offering 20% off with affordable payment plans. I didn't know I needed any of these things. How can I have been so blind. Dragan? That you?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee On Solent Saint Posted 2 March, 2023 Share Posted 2 March, 2023 Southampton Football Club. Every passing week or game they seem to annoy the shit out of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 3 March, 2023 Share Posted 3 March, 2023 On 26/02/2023 at 13:10, Lighthouse said: The lunatics on Gumtree, I’ve literally had the exact same exchange with five people this week: "Hello, is this still available?" "Hi, yes it’s available." Never hear from them again. I’m sorry, I didn’t realise that was a pub quiz question, I thought you wanted to buy it. I'll buy it! What is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikec Posted 3 March, 2023 Share Posted 3 March, 2023 12 hours ago, buctootim said: I'll buy it! What is it? I might be interested. Is it still available? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 5 March, 2023 Share Posted 5 March, 2023 The M27 - lanes one and two are empty, so get the fuck out of lane three! Then exit at the next junction, stop, get out of the car, walk away from it, never look back and catch a fucking bus. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 5 March, 2023 Share Posted 5 March, 2023 Just now, rallyboy said: The M27 - lanes one and two are empty, so get the fuck out of lane three! Then exit at the next junction, stop, get out of the car, walk away from it, never look back and catch a fucking bus. You ok, hun? 😂 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 6 March, 2023 Share Posted 6 March, 2023 23 hours ago, rallyboy said: The M27 - lanes one and two are empty, so get the fuck out of lane three! Then exit at the next junction, stop, get out of the car, walk away from it, never look back and catch a fucking bus. There's some absolute weapons driving up and down there every day. The ones who piss me off the most are those who fly up the 4th lane by Portsdown Hill and then barge in just as it goes back to 3 lanes. Was a big accident coming back home last month because of one of those pricks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 9 March, 2023 Share Posted 9 March, 2023 (edited) When you query on social media why an artist/comedian/band haven't included a gig in the West Country on their upcoming tour, to which some bright spark replies: "They're doing Bristol". Bristol.... that'll be the place that's closer to Manchester than many parts of Cornwall, and closer to Birmingham than large swathes of Devon. West Country, my arse Edited 9 March, 2023 by trousers 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revolution saint Posted 10 March, 2023 Share Posted 10 March, 2023 Kae Tempest formerly known as Kate Tempest. Can't stand her and her awful affected accent. They sound like a demented dalek spouting cliche ridden bollocks poetry to crap music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manuel Posted 10 March, 2023 Share Posted 10 March, 2023 2 hours ago, revolution saint said: Kae Tempest formerly known as Kate Tempest. Can't stand her and her awful affected accent. They sound like a demented dalek spouting cliche ridden bollocks poetry to crap music. Didn't recognise the name so Youtube'd it to see what it was all about. Youtube, if you're reading this, please don't send me more. It was a mistake. I meant Kate Middleton, No, Kate Beckinsale. She'll do. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revolution saint Posted 10 March, 2023 Share Posted 10 March, 2023 8 minutes ago, Manuel said: Didn't recognise the name so Youtube'd it to see what it was all about. Youtube, if you're reading this, please don't send me more. It was a mistake. I meant Kate Middleton, No, Kate Beckinsale. She'll do. I apologise for the distress although I did warn you. I have to turn off the radio when it comes on. It’s a fucking middle class kid pretending to be a poor black kid with a terrible fake accent spouting pretentious gritty poetry that doesn’t even rhyme. Obviously critics loved it and now it’s gone collecting pronouns it’s even worse. Yep, other Kates are far far better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manuel Posted 10 March, 2023 Share Posted 10 March, 2023 (edited) Global Poker is currently only available in the United States Edited 10 March, 2023 by Manuel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 14 March, 2023 Share Posted 14 March, 2023 The word "presser" when people are talking about a press conference. People asking if there's going to be a stream for the game. There's always a fucking stream. Streams that always seem to cut out just as something vaguely exciting is going to happen after you've spent 25 minutes watching a turgid game with a perfect picture. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 14 March, 2023 Author Share Posted 14 March, 2023 20 minutes ago, The Cat said: The word "presser" when people are talking about a press conference. People asking if there's going to be a stream for the game. There's always a fucking stream. Streams that always seem to cut out just as something vaguely exciting is going to happen after you've spent 25 minutes watching a turgid game with a perfect picture. If @trousers doesn’t ‘like’ this post I will give every poster 50 pence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 14 March, 2023 Share Posted 14 March, 2023 7 minutes ago, whelk said: If @trousers doesn’t ‘like’ this post I will give every poster 50 pence There's 12977 members according to the front page of the forum, however once you take out Alex's previous logins and the burner accounts other posters use to chat to themselves I think there's only about 20 people on here. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 14 March, 2023 Share Posted 14 March, 2023 1 hour ago, whelk said: If @trousers doesn’t ‘like’ this post I will give every poster 50 pence 1 hour ago, The Cat said: There's 12977 members according to the front page of the forum, however once you take out Alex's previous logins and the burner accounts other posters use to chat to themselves I think there's only about 20 people on here. I suppose it depends on whether Trousers needs his 50p. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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