Saint Troy Posted 15 December, 2022 Share Posted 15 December, 2022 That last extra wipe of the windscreen wipers...... Wipe, wipe, wipe....... its clear i can see beautifully.........wait for it......... wipe.... smeary fucking windscreen.... fuck you 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 21 December, 2022 Share Posted 21 December, 2022 The Bristol accent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 21 December, 2022 Share Posted 21 December, 2022 On 14/12/2022 at 22:18, The Cat said: Annoys me when you get them at work. I told you something was broken and you fixed it by doing your job. I don't want to fill out a survey to rate the service thank you. But what about the joy of getting asked to comment after someone has done a shocking job! No holds barred, gloves off, 0 out of 10 on all questions, great therapy. 😊 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 21 December, 2022 Share Posted 21 December, 2022 24 minutes ago, rallyboy said: But what about the joy of getting asked to comment after someone has done a shocking job! No holds barred, gloves off, 0 out of 10 on all questions, great therapy. 😊 I did that a couple of times at work with questions from Microsoft. After one calamitous upgrade their survey scored -1, and later after another epic fail on their part my response to "What is the best feature of Windows Server 2008" was "It allows me to overwrite it with LINUX". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 21 December, 2022 Author Share Posted 21 December, 2022 Cracks me up when amateurs construct surveys and do a word cloud against sentences or comments and get a pile of shite giving prominence to words of no significance eg pasty, football, fat, fuckers, goal, cunt, steward, piss, queue, if it was our crack team who send out about St Mary’s experience 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 23 December, 2022 Share Posted 23 December, 2022 This didn’t annoy me it was very amusing but thought this was the best place to post it. LinkedIn virtue signalling, look at this tool pretending he’d received this message from someone. Silly prick obviously forgot that when you recieve a message on WhatsApp it’s on the left of the screen not right. Sent a message to himself to show how virtuous he is 🤦♂️ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 23 December, 2022 Author Share Posted 23 December, 2022 Fuckers that stand still in supermarkets. Also suspicious of some in mobility scooters although I realise that is because I am a judgemental prick 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 23 December, 2022 Author Share Posted 23 December, 2022 Maybe an age thing but those severe square fringes eg Micah Richards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 23 December, 2022 Author Share Posted 23 December, 2022 People who block junctions as desperate to move up in traffic jam and then don’t look you in the eye to acknowledge they have been a silly cunt when you can’t turn right. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 23 December, 2022 Share Posted 23 December, 2022 24 minutes ago, whelk said: Fuckers that stand still in supermarkets. Whilst having left their trolley on the other side of the aisle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLaw76 Posted 23 December, 2022 Share Posted 23 December, 2022 1 hour ago, whelk said: Fuckers that stand still in supermarkets. Also suspicious of some in mobility scooters although I realise that is because I am a judgemental prick Absolutely. THrow in people who just stop in front of you in the supermarket, also those who get something from the shelf but have their trolley pointed across the isle. Generally, anyone with a lack of self awareness in the shop 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 24 December, 2022 Share Posted 24 December, 2022 On 11/12/2022 at 23:33, Turkish said: Greg Wallace - such a cockwomble I mean who says this sort of stuff? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 24 December, 2022 Author Share Posted 24 December, 2022 That fuckers head shape is not right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 24 December, 2022 Share Posted 24 December, 2022 49 minutes ago, whelk said: That fuckers head shape is not right What a prick https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1147402/Im-cooking-womans-crumpet-says-Masterchefs-Gregg-Wallace-admits-fame-improved-love-life.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 24 December, 2022 Author Share Posted 24 December, 2022 3 minutes ago, Turkish said: What a prick https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1147402/Im-cooking-womans-crumpet-says-Masterchefs-Gregg-Wallace-admits-fame-improved-love-life.html Indeed. second Missus didn’t mind him shagging around and first lasted 6 weeks. Yeah dream fucking catch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 31 December, 2022 Share Posted 31 December, 2022 Virgin media - and I haven't even had the services installed yet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SotonianWill Posted 3 January, 2023 Share Posted 3 January, 2023 people taking pictures of their food, no matter what food it is. Nobody cares what you’re eating. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skintsaint Posted 3 January, 2023 Share Posted 3 January, 2023 Just now, SotonianWill said: people taking pictures of their food, no matter what food it is. Nobody cares what you’re eating. Sometimes it might be slightly amusing depending how childish you can get. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SotonianWill Posted 3 January, 2023 Share Posted 3 January, 2023 1 minute ago, skintsaint said: Sometimes it might be slightly amusing depending how childish you can get. funny looking foods/ restaurant food may be an exception, however if it’s some shitty beans on toast that you’ve just whipped up nobody wants to see that, bonus annoyance if they use the flash when taking the photo. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 3 January, 2023 Share Posted 3 January, 2023 Facebook "friends" who post this sort of nonsense and believe it to be true.... (and do it time and time again despite being told each time that these kinda things are bogus) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 3 January, 2023 Share Posted 3 January, 2023 I guess the flipside of that complaint would go something along the lines of; "people who do not delete stupid friends from their facebook accounts after they post stupid posts about copying and pasting". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheaf Saint Posted 3 January, 2023 Share Posted 3 January, 2023 On 24/12/2022 at 20:40, whelk said: That fuckers head shape is not right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadoldgit Posted 3 January, 2023 Share Posted 3 January, 2023 Probably not such a small thing but definitely comes into the annoying category. The car was in and out of the garage just before Christmas and ended up with a new battery and replaced coils costing me over £700.00. On Christmas Eve the engine warning light came on again. Just heard from the garage that the head gasket has gone and it will cost more than the car is worth to fix it. Bugger. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manuel Posted 4 January, 2023 Share Posted 4 January, 2023 Those people that approach you outside Primark or thereabouts. Anyone know what they’re selling? I didn’t want to ask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 4 January, 2023 Share Posted 4 January, 2023 On 03/01/2023 at 13:07, Weston Super Saint said: I guess the flipside of that complaint would go something along the lines of; "people who do not delete stupid friends from their facebook accounts after they post stupid posts about copying and pasting". Bit awkward when one of said friends is one's mother.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 4 January, 2023 Share Posted 4 January, 2023 1 hour ago, Manuel said: Those people that approach you outside Primark or thereabouts. Anyone know what they’re selling? I didn’t want to ask. Dreams. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 4 January, 2023 Share Posted 4 January, 2023 1 hour ago, trousers said: Bit awkward when one of said friends is one's mother.... I'm sure there's a witty quip about apples falling from trees, but I can't for the life of me think what it is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadoldgit Posted 7 January, 2023 Share Posted 7 January, 2023 Not now knowing the correct response to the question “does my bum look big in this”. Once upon a time it was a given. If you valued your life or didn’t want to risk the ire of your partner for the rest of the day there was only one answer, “no” (no matter if the said posterior looked nice and pert or, to quote the Divine Comedy, “the size of a small country”). Now that larger arses seem to be in vogue, what do we answer now? Is the response expected by our partner a “yes”? Not a question that I expected to be wrestling with in later life, but it seems that you are never too far away from a disastrous social faux par when it comes to commenting on your other half’s appearance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 7 January, 2023 Share Posted 7 January, 2023 31 minutes ago, sadoldgit said: Not now knowing the correct response to the question “does my bum look big in this”. Once upon a time it was a given. If you valued your life or didn’t want to risk the ire of your partner for the rest of the day there was only one answer, “no” (no matter if the said posterior looked nice and pert or, to quote the Divine Comedy, “the size of a small country”). Now that larger arses seem to be in vogue, what do we answer now? Is the response expected by our partner a “yes”? Not a question that I expected to be wrestling with in later life, but it seems that you are never too far away from a disastrous social faux par when it comes to commenting on your other half’s appearance. So you would not recommend “No bigger than usual”? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 7 January, 2023 Author Share Posted 7 January, 2023 42 minutes ago, sadoldgit said: Not now knowing the correct response to the question “does my bum look big in this”. Once upon a time it was a given. If you valued your life or didn’t want to risk the ire of your partner for the rest of the day there was only one answer, “no” (no matter if the said posterior looked nice and pert or, to quote the Divine Comedy, “the size of a small country”). Now that larger arses seem to be in vogue, what do we answer now? Is the response expected by our partner a “yes”? Not a question that I expected to be wrestling with in later life, but it seems that you are never too far away from a disastrous social faux par when it comes to commenting on your other half’s appearance. Larger arses in vogue? Shirley High St is awash with them 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 7 January, 2023 Share Posted 7 January, 2023 On 04/01/2023 at 14:02, Manuel said: Those people that approach you outside Primark or thereabouts. Anyone know what they’re selling? I didn’t want to ask. If it's the one in town then it's normally perfume they have pinched from a nearby shop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 7 January, 2023 Share Posted 7 January, 2023 1 hour ago, Whitey Grandad said: So you would not recommend “No bigger than usual”? Or, 'it's not just that'. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SotonianWill Posted 7 January, 2023 Share Posted 7 January, 2023 (edited) anyone who puts on this fake ‘gangster’ accent. “man said”. it’s worse than mockneys. Also people with such appalling manners. Edited 7 January, 2023 by SotonianWill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 9 January, 2023 Share Posted 9 January, 2023 People posting "typical Saints" about the sort of thing that happens at pretty much every club. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farawaysaint Posted 9 January, 2023 Share Posted 9 January, 2023 3 hours ago, The Cat said: People posting "typical Saints" about the sort of thing that happens at pretty much every club. Typical Saints fan post this. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toadhall Saint Posted 9 January, 2023 Share Posted 9 January, 2023 1 hour ago, farawaysaint said: Typical Saints fan post this. Typical saints web response 😉 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 11 January, 2023 Share Posted 11 January, 2023 When a Premier League table screenshot from 8 years ago pops up on your Facebook memories page... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Gotsmanov Posted 11 January, 2023 Share Posted 11 January, 2023 1 hour ago, trousers said: When a Premier League table screenshot from 8 years ago pops up on your Facebook memories page... It always annoys me that they call us Soton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 11 January, 2023 Share Posted 11 January, 2023 26 minutes ago, Sergei Gotsmanov said: It always annoys me that they call us Soton Spot on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 11 January, 2023 Share Posted 11 January, 2023 At five-a-side when players take shortcuts across the keeper's D then say it's okay because they didn't touch the ball inside it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SotonianWill Posted 11 January, 2023 Share Posted 11 January, 2023 (edited) 4 hours ago, Sergei Gotsmanov said: It always annoys me that they call us Soton it should be “saints”, but personally have no issue with soton. most people I know refer to southampton as soton so don’t see a problem. ie for a saints game “when you getting into soton?”. Edited 11 January, 2023 by SotonianWill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 22 January, 2023 Share Posted 22 January, 2023 (edited) People that don't have soft closing toilet seats and you automatically assume they have Edited 22 January, 2023 by trousers 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 22 January, 2023 Share Posted 22 January, 2023 People that don't know that this is called a die. Ignorant twats. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 22 January, 2023 Share Posted 22 January, 2023 On 11/01/2023 at 10:54, Sergei Gotsmanov said: It always annoys me that they call us Soton Agreed, although at least they bothered to use an apostrophe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 22 January, 2023 Share Posted 22 January, 2023 (edited) On 11/01/2023 at 10:54, Sergei Gotsmanov said: It always annoys me that they call us Soton Apparently, you can blaim the Echo: https://www.dailyecho.co.uk/heritage/8797767.the-origin-of-the-names-soton-and-sotonian-for-southampton-and-southamptonian/ The school yearbook at King Edward's is called Sotoniensis. Edited 22 January, 2023 by badgerx16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 22 January, 2023 Share Posted 22 January, 2023 57 minutes ago, badgerx16 said: Apparently, you can blaim the Echo: https://www.dailyecho.co.uk/heritage/8797767.the-origin-of-the-names-soton-and-sotonian-for-southampton-and-southamptonian/ The school yearbook at King Edward's is called Sotoniensis. Latin genitive. ‘Of Southampton’ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 22 January, 2023 Share Posted 22 January, 2023 I can't make my mind up whether it's all the noobs in the gym in January, getting in the way and clearly not knowing what they are doing, or the fact that I know they won't be there in Feb / March that annoys me the most. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 27 January, 2023 Share Posted 27 January, 2023 MERGE IN FUCKING TURN YOU IGNORANT SELFISH PRICKS. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manuel Posted 30 January, 2023 Share Posted 30 January, 2023 Emily Atack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 30 January, 2023 Author Share Posted 30 January, 2023 14 minutes ago, Manuel said: Emily Atack. Did she reject your dick pic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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